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Doris & Ethel's Adventures #16
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The never ending adventures of Doris, Ethel and Dave.  |
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This thread finds our heroes on a pensioners cruise in the Caribbean where they want to visit |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The mountain of youth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Where they could bathe in the eternal Spring and be young once more. But to get there they first had to |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Drink the potion which was guarded by the 7 headed snake called beejoo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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So our heroes bravely approached the snake, trembling as they did so... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Beejoo became angry and |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bit Ethel on the |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Ethel on the ankle the ankles swelled just like a balloon so Ethel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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So Ethel leapt onto Beejoo and started to wrestle him to the floor while Doris stood on his |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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On his 6th head the one with the long tongue |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So Dave grabbed the tongue and wrapped it round a nearby |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Aircraft which happened to be hovering in the sky like a blue whale |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The plane took off and the 7 headed monster went with it ! But now a new challenge faced our heroes.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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When Bertha turned up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wearing a cowboy hat and toga. You shall not pass she roared !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Get back to Sunderland you old prunes ! The secret to eternal youth will never be your! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hahahahahaha |
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Ffs what we got ourselves into now |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So Doris and Ethel decided 2 star in Hamlet so they needed |
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But then they remembered the Spring of Eternal Youth... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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And sang we are the cheeky girls |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But to finally reach the Spring they had to pass the Octopus of Doom !!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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He had a fat head and eight long arms which he like to wrap around |
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Only this time she got away as he was to slippy |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Yeah Said Ethel let's all |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Have a banana then suddenly out of the deep blue sea appear the Gorgon with big green eyes and yellow sharp teeth ready to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bite Doris on the bum unless Ethel could |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Could do a big fat fart |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The fart had wings and flew to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The top of Dream Mountain, a magical world where anyone could |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Could be whatever they wanted to be they live the dreams |
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Meanwhile the octopus of doom was cooking up a plan down under |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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With Magenta Devine the evil witch with a big nose |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But she had fainted after Ethel's huge fart so Doris stepped forward to tackle the Octopus of Doom...
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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A fought the big fight and the winner was |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was..... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then Ethel and Doris
Were very tired so they had a nap and prepared for a finger buffet
Hurry said Ethel
Hyacinth is on her way... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Miss
Bouquet
Arrived wearing a Gucci hat and
A |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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T-shirt with the slogan 'Hands up if you're horny'. Well said Doris.. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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How very dare you be horny you smelly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Trout faced pile of donkey droppings, you're just a |
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Stale toenails and mouldy cheese on toast with |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That follow you round the room...
Look ! said Dave, here comes |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The side door opened to reveal
Bet lynch... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wearing a leopardskin thong and a bowler hat. She was looking for |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But Rita was at a Swingers club in Stockport with Danny Dyer and Moira Stewart. They wanted to try out the |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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New slide in a swimming pool |
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over a year ago
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But Dick Dastardly had filled the pool with mutant crabs and when Rita hit the water she |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Began to sing like a squirrel |
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over a year ago
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Stuck in a car wash. Doris came to the rescue by |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Showing her bloomers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To the crabs which confused them and they all ran up Ethel's |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Leg
Meanwhile the sun was setting
A new bunch of people arrived including
Marge
Jarge and
Varge
They all loved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Trifle and wrestling which they lived to combine by |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Eatung raw octopus |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Eatung raw octopus "
Eating |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Out of one of Dave's old shoes which he had |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Kept hidden in the |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Kitchen
It was the day of the fashion show
The fashion show was very |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Loud and scary. It was a Halloween special! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've always wondered with this thread have you two just been eating too many crayons or something to come up with this?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've always wondered with this thread have you two just been eating too many crayons or something to come up with this? "
Careful or you'll end up in one of the adventures |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then dreamy eyes dressed up as a penguin to sing... |
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over a year ago
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God Save the Queen while doing the cha cha cha with Bradley Walsh and the ghost of |
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over a year ago
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But Bette was jealous of Dreamy flirting with Dave and poured a jug of cold jelly on her head! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Take that
Bette said
Then kicked her in the |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bum bag. Which was full of loose change and |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Smelly socks
Bette said to dreamy
Have you seen
Joan Crawford recently |
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Last time I saw her she was shopping in tesco |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Looking for wire coat hangers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To use as a TV aerial so she could receive porn stations from |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So they all danced around the old campfire where the mushrooms used to grow and the muscles used to show |
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By (user no longer on site)
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And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress...."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress...."
Which Dreamy gave him for a Christmas present. He had given her a |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress....
Which Dreamy gave him for a Christmas present. He had given her a"
Black eye |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress....
Which Dreamy gave him for a Christmas present. He had given her a
Black eye"
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress....
Which Dreamy gave him for a Christmas present. He had given her a
Black eye
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"And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress....
Which Dreamy gave him for a Christmas present. He had given her a
Black eye"
But only in a gold gift case as she collected coloured eyes from around the world. Meanwhile.... |
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Dave was sat at the bar reminiscing about the time he.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Wore a leopard skin bra |
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And was given the very important job of |
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and pretended to be Kat from Eastenders while... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"and pretended to be Kat from Eastenders while... "
Bet Lynch to walk the Walk while she talk the talk |
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But no one could understand her as her mouth was full of |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The people that the land had forgotten they will really really small |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"None of this making sense"
So try making it sense |
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I would if people carried on the sentences properly |
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"I would if people carried on the sentences properly"
Said Tom from the spice girls. It you wanna be my lover he sang... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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And danced the night away before |
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The dawn broke and the sun rose over the beach in Rio de Janeiro. It was Carnival time ! |
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And miss whiplash... |
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Arrived dressed in a thong and bananas. She said |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Hiya love how are your |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Plums. I saw them hanging down a couple of months ago and wondered if you'd picked them. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Uncle bal raj Singh |
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Then it's started to rain heavily |
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And Doris’s best hat was blown away to reveal |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Adventure because this is about adventures |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Which take place in a parallel universe called |
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In the meantime, Doris & Ethel had called a taxi and gone to... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Tesco to get some bread and |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sausages as it was Dave's Birthday and they always made him |
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Microwave oven they found in a rusty skip outside |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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So they started to dance like wild banshees
Chanting ooloo booloo
Ooloo booloo
Whist |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Playing strip poker under the table. Soon Ethel was only wearing her |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Woolly hat and a scarf |
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And a purple Basque which she had borrowed from |
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The local gorilla who loved shagging dogs |
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His name was Trevor and he lived next door to the |
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In a furious mood after someone stapled his balls to the |
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Of knowledge which grew out of |
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But Trevor the gorilla was really embarrassed about this purple basque as he had been forced to wear it as a dare and the dogs where now ignoring him |
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His mate to help him out of the bloody thing as he preferred to be naked |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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So then he scratched his head and said |
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My name is actually Damon Albarn, and I founded the Gorillaz... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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With oasis we wat fish and |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"With oasis we wat fish and"
Eat  |
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Then birth of a nation entered wearing a bright yellow dress and bongo balls she said hi Leo balloons I love you do you love me |
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And Leo turned into Stevie Wonder and said Do I Do, What, You Do, When I Do, My love for you... |
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I’ll never sing again…I’m sick of this rain |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Where's the umbrella screeched
Ethel |
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Oh no ! Dave has stuck it up his |
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Where he kept all his dark secrets and only brought them out at  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Christmas
With his special Christmas cake |
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over a year ago
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Made from rum, raisins, marzipan and |
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Which Dave had collected over several years by |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Talking to them
Anyway said Ethel I have to get ready for the catwalk I will be wearing
Vivienne Westwood so I need to get a fitting in before |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I start farting again because this bleeding corset is too tight and I can't feel my |
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Which means I won't be able to dance the lambada tonight with |
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So here I stand still waiting for the umbrella from the loft |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So Ethel and Doris... |
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over a year ago
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Decided they need a break from all this excitement and went to the bingo in Dudley instead. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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And started to break dance |
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"And started to break dance "
Everyone shouted , 'Shite dancing!' and Ethel began to cry ....... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So a passer by Said hush hush sweet Ethel
Ethel dont you cry
Then.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Leoblooms came in singing
Hold me hold me |
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"Leoblooms came in singing
Hold me hold me "
So Yas held him until his eyes watered.. then he said ......... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Coconut milkshakes ? I like to rub them all over my |
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Tits as it’s good for the skin but I need a Brolly forst |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Brolly forst was new drink made by |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Simon le Bon and Lilly Savage. |
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