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polo mints |
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over a year ago
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Coffee sachets nicked from Travelodge |
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Out of date condoms |
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over a year ago
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Latest iPhone in a leopardskin case. |
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over a year ago
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Dog treats |
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over a year ago
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A DNA sample |
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over a year ago
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CS gas |
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over a year ago
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Comb |
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over a year ago
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"A cat"
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over a year ago
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A fisherman's friend |
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A list of her favourite toy boys.. |
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over a year ago
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Mint imperials |
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"The key to granddads cock cage"
At first I thought you meant keys to her own grandad's cock cage ! |
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"The key to granddads cock cage
At first I thought you meant keys to her own grandad's cock cage !"
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over a year ago
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Laser pen |
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over a year ago
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We're going to need a bigger bag |
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"Out of date condoms "
I really do object to this one ! Tsk.
The rest are fine 
and sadly correct. |
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"Snotty tissues"
No! Heaven forbid.
What are cardie sleeves for ? |
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"A DNA sample "
Scary. I just posted it back this morning |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"A crocodile??
Fountain Pen"
Ink |
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"A crocodile??
Fountain Pen
Ink"
Pack of Wrigleys |
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Green shield stamps (from back in the day) |
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A Bic biro that has leaked, a couple of drawing pins, a paper clip, a novelty pencil sharpener, and a water pistol   |
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over a year ago
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spare bra |
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A Roger Moore autograph, and a pair of Kirsty Wark's knickers |
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A teaspoon and a silk handkerchief |
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A Rubik's cube with all the stickers removed, and a Val Doonican cd |
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An out of date ticket for Glastonbury and a puncture repair kit |
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By *9alMan
over a year ago
Bridgend |
does she use the puncture repair kit on the out of date condoms ? |
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"does she use the puncture repair kit on the out of date condoms ? "
Yes, she's not very good at it though, that's why she has so many Grandchildren |
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A Cornish pasty and a party balloon |
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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago
Serendipity |
Tweezers and a trolley token |
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Some Blu Tack and a peephole bra |
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A packet of crayons and a tin opener |
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A mouth organ and a pea shooter |
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A false moustache and an inflatable dildo |
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over a year ago
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A jar of pickled mussels and a packet of fisherman's friends |
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A Scunthorpe United season ticket and a half eaten Cornish pasty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smelling salts |
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over a year ago
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A HRT prescription |
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A laser pen and a copy of the Canterbury Tales |
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A magnifying glass and a Sudoku book |
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A pair of nutcrackers and a Swedish dictionary |
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Wouldn’t know as she not around anymore  |
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A photo of Donny Osmond and a Walnut Whip |
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A lock of Ace Winger's Hair glued on a my little pony ....... |
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"A lock of Ace Winger's Hair glued on a my little pony ......."
No wonder I'm going bald   |
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A left handed screwdriver and a stick of Blackpool rock |
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A miniature signed portrait from Henry VIII, and a broken Nokia 3210 |
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Pens ? I assumed she uses a quill |
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A Goldfish in a plastic bag that you won at the fairground, and a tin of WD-40 |
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"Pens ? I assumed she uses a quill"
when i've got parchment .......  |
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I have a few sheep bladder sheaths..... you know for those intimate moments |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Despair |
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A lost potato and a picture of Justin Bieber |
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"Pens ? I assumed she uses a quill"
I’m a granny and I have pens in my bag for work..  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
A tin of Red salmon |
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Frank Bruno's autobiography and dead spider |
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An adjustable spanner and a jar of Horlicks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A camel fashioned out of belly button fluff. |
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Some strange grannies on here
Are they called Doris and Ethel by any chance
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A pot of raspberry yoghurt and a dead wasp |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"A pot of raspberry yoghurt and a dead wasp "
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Two brazils with the chocolate sucked off ....... |
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A couple of Deutsche Marks and some lucky acorns |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
A mint
A spoon
A mouse
A game |
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What's in Granny's handbag - a hole !
Oh no. Everything in it has dropped out and is scattered around Blackpool Pleasure Beach |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
A delicious orange |
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Some Coco Chanel perfume and a pericón |
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over a year ago
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A rolling pin and some lard |
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A Gary Barlow cd, and an array of golf balls |
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An expired passport and a dog lead |
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A stack of embassy ciggy vouchers in an elastic band, with the 1990 catalogue |
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"A Gary Barlow cd, and an array of golf balls "
That's just plain insulting! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"A set of lock picks"
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A Sky remote and a can of Lynx |
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Spare pair of knickers
Bottle of gaviscon |
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Half a jar of red cabbage from 1983 in case of scouse emergencies. |
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A packet of wild bird seed and fidget spinner |
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Some lucky heather and a bottle of Double Diamond |
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Half a loaf of bread as she off to feed the ducks this morning |
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A Sony Walkman and a Barbie doll |
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over a year ago
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The kitchen sink |
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Four folded cheese n onion bags ( empty ) and some listerine tabs |
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Some knitting needles and an A-Z of Hartlepool |
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Some smelling salts and a HEARING AID |
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An extending ladder to reach the custard creams in the supermarket |
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Nothing in mine right now as it’s going in the washer |
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A jar of Peanut Butter and some bubble wrap |
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A Twister mat and several shades of lippy |
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A strip of photos from the photo me machine on Brighton pier. The one where she got her tits out cos she thought it was funny .......... |
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A carrier bag with the dogs squashy turd in it |
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A homing pigeon and a jar of vaseline |
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Wow how many bags have these grannies got |
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"Wow how many bags have these grannies got "
There's only one Granny and one handbag, and she' got a copy of the Radio Times and a pair of wooly mittens in there |
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A Japanese phrasebook and baby Tawny Owl |
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Then it’s a very heavy bag for the poor old lass to carry
Lol |
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One of the terminators arms and a pair of gravity defying boots........ |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Good god this poor woman"
Why she has everything |
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Yea but she can’t carry all that |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Yea but she can’t carry all that"
She has 4 camels |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Well fancy that
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Well In that case she had better put in some toilet rolls |
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48 4 ply Andrex and a hose pipe with camel arse attachement |
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10 hot chocolate bombs........ |
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Now she shuts the clasp and lets Yasmeen carry the lot !! |
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