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Doris & Ethel's Adventures #15
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Continuing the never ending story of Doris and Ethel and Dave  |
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Our heroes woke up on the Isle of Man looking at |
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"Our heroes woke up on the Isle of Man looking at"
A huge Manx Cat carrying a huge Manx Kipper and heading toward the Manx Museum ....... |
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When suddenly the TT motorbike race sped past and Ethel's wig flew off, landing on top of |
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Named Cryil Knockedkneesbanger. He got this name because |
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Testicles that glowed in the dark. Meanwhile Doris was leading the TT races with Dave in a |
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In the sidecar. They were about to win the race when |
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And picked Doris up with one arm and took her away to |
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Of Tamadoniafickle. It was located on the top of a volcano called |
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Which suddenly erupted ! |
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Richard, back from the dead. He began to sing |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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If I should stay I would only |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Get in your way. Cause I..... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Wana do the fandango |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Then Ethel and Doris began |
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To get ready for Dave's wedding to |
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Which was set to take place in |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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London with the Queen in attendance
Elton John |
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Sang Candle in the Wind just as Doris farted loudly and started a great |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Wind volcano which |
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Covered all the Isle of Man in a cloud of |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Fog which made Ethel fanny... |
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Where was Ethel's fanny ? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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E t h e l s funny funny funny
Fanny was resting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Her fanny had a rest and soon fell asleep, dreaming an amazing dream of |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Peanuts
Then walked in julian clary holding a |
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Canary with magical powers. It could turn and person into |
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Called Roland who played piano in the well known band |
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Who played a mix of reggae and heavy metal. Their big hit was called |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Oh they all danced like banshees in the |
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Supermarket, knocking eggs off the shelves and making a huge mess in the |
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Where Len Goodman had been trapped since the great storm of |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Then the dark skys gathered the clouds became dull and the rain poured its him shouted Ethel him... |
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over a year ago
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He's the one, the one I've been looking for, the one I've been longing form, his name is |
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Tail and fire in his dark dark soul. But actually Satan was tired to being evil and wanted to buy a bungalow in Bournemouth and live happily with |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Bournemouth pete and suck his hole but Ethel and Doris said |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come live with us Satan in our apartment in Sunderland. We could have a menage a trois every night and you could get a job as |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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A stripper with that tool |
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Kit they wear around their waist. It would cover your |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Head said Ethel who was busy... |
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over a year ago
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Preparing their apartment for a fondue party that evening. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So they got their best Gladrags on and and wanted to paint the town red
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Ethel said where's that
Leoblooms today hes been hiding
Doris said ohhh him he was wanking when I last saw him... |
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He was on holiday at a wanking spa in Lyme Regis.  |
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Back at Ethel and Doris's apartment in Sunderland, the party guests were arriving. First up was |
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The famous escapologist who could get out of any situation by |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Showing her stockings |
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To a passing policeman called |
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Said something fishy is going on here. Heh Doris, what is |
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Said something fishy is going on here. Heh Doris, what is that under your hat ?! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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My hat PC tuna well come up and see me sometime tiger
She screeched... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Because a lizard called Roger had just stepped out of the fridge wearing a |
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Made out of string and sausage rolls. Dave said it looked like |
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It hit the shore in great foamy waves that reminded Ethel of |
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Oh those where the days when we where the oldest girls making sandcastles on the beach |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Yes said doris we loved it.
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Flirting with the lifeguards and collecting shells to put in our |
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Lobby, said Dave ? What's a lobby ? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Lobby is food said Doris |
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It's a delicious Staffordshire broth which warms us up in the winter when we put in on our |
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And let the thick juices drip down our faces until they cover our |
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And then Dave dresses up as The Penguin from Barman and we all |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Go swimming in the Indian Ocean |
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Where we would be surrounded by mermaids singing love songs and as they showed us their |
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Made out of Egyptian cotton. Oh said Ethel, I wish we were like Elizabeth Taylor in the film Cleopatra, then we could |
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On the soles of their shoes |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So as they slept a magic genie apperared and.. |
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Turned Dave into a  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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And Ethel into a 
Then |
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Suddenly Doris screamed and said |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Why do you love me the way you do |
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Dave, tell me why ? But Dave was a and could only make a noise like a |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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To town buzzzzzzzing |
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And looking for beautiful flowers where he could get some |
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To make a beautiful biryani for their special guest that evening, Lady Gaga, who had flown in from Monaco in order to |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Seek a bad romance with |
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Erect Jim, her long time love interest. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Then they can rim eachother and |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Get married in Shrewsbury Cathedral with Doris and Ethel as bridesmaids and Dave as |
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The Dark Prince. So all was set for the wedding of the year to take place on |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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November the 19th but |
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All the churches were booked that day and they would have to get married in |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Where we can wrap up warm and eat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Cream teas made with strawberry jam and Devon clotted cream and drink fresh |
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That turned everyone into froggy frogs that jumped around the church and |
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croaked the frog chorus while Paul McCartney put his fingers in his ears and Elton laughed and said ... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Madonna your a slagggggg |
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But Madonna was fitter and faster than Elton and took him down with a drop kick to the |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Balls then she said
Erotic erotic |
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Vogue, vogue. Let your body move to the |
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So they ran across the lawn and jumped on the little steam trains that puffed their way around the perimeter of Elton's estate. |
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But suddenly the trains stopped when Rod Stewart's enormous chopper landed on the lawn. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Move that nose said Ethel |
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So she climbed up into Rod's hooter with a broom and began to |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Sing we are the world |
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We are the children |
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Then came in the birds |
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But they popped on everyone so Doris called |
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Smeg and Lionel from Torquay. They got rid of the birds by |
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Bringing out the foxes |
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Who shot the birds with rayguns they bought on the planet Uranus |
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From the blue mushroom king |
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Who lived in a Palace made of BluTak and |
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And all the glitter in the world |
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But unfortunately |
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over a year ago
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Et stated that he was |
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Going home and taking Lady Gaga with him. This made Dave very angry and he started to |
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But Ethel had dropped salt from her chips and Dave began to shrivel up and |
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Oh no ! Cried Doris we must stop Dave from disappearing altogether! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And we can sniff his bum |
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Because it smells like |
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So Ethel quickly put a cork in it and washed the salt off Dave with a |
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Called Archimedes Dirtbag who'd bern living in Ethel's |
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With Gordon Ramsey and Amanda Holden who everyone called |
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Of this year's pantomime to be held in the Stockport Hippodrome. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Where leoblooms will be serving hot tea |
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Out of his sports bra. The pantomime this year will be Puss in Boots, the story of a cat who discovers |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Cleopatra and the Beautiful Kruger |
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Waterfall in Guadalope. Ethel and Doris both wanted to play the Pussy so they decided to |
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By wearing tutus made out of |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Ivory the best ivory in the world |
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But not real ivory as that is cruel to elephants. So the rehearsals for the Panto began and straight away there was |
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A pigeon in the loft |
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With a message from Dave which said |
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But Doris and Ethel disagreed as they were fighting over who should be the rear end of the pantomime horse. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Ooh I say said Ethel your arse stinks |
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So Doris did a huge cabbage flavoured fart to spite her and Ethel said |
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I was hungry and fancied some greens. Now then Gordon Ramsey |
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