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Doris & Ethel's Adventures #14
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Continuing the never ending story of Doris and Ethel and Dave  |
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It was early Sunday morning in Cardiff when suddenly |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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King dong appeared |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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With news from Spain. Apparently Doris had inherited a fabulous |
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But then found out it was a scam |
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To Wake me up before you go go. |
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King Dong said "now that you have been warmed up by Wham, how about some wham, mam thank you mam?" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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To which Doris replied 'definitely' and took off her corset to reveal a |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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That showed continuous repeats of |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A show about sheep farming in Nottingham which was very popular with |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Aliens
Wheres
Christopher biggins
The queen alien shouted I want his |
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Space shift as ours has broken down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All pas sed out with exhaustion and woke up two days later in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Where it was so cold Ethel had to put two woolen gloves on her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Which had turned grey since the last thread. Dave also had to wear a furry hat to stop his ears |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Like his penis. Doris actually didn't feel the cold and liked to go around Sibera with no |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Knickers on
Knowing the locals were
Werewolves who liked to feast on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pensioners private parts. Suddenly a pack of werewolves appeared and chased our heroes into a |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Forest where the trees spoke Gaelic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And all the wild animals wore M and S underwear. Dave spotted a squirrel in y fronts and tried to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But the squirrel turned out to be Cindy Crawford working undercover for MI5, looking for |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who'd gone missing while filming a documentary in Siberia about |
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But Ethel and Doris weren’t interested in looking for Naomi so went to have a chat with one of the local trees to see if it spoke english |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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It did it said
Mirror
Mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all
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Wonder if the tree is talking to you or me said ethel |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The tree was talking to neither
Because there was a new beauty in
Town |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And his name was |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He was tall, blond, with huge muscles and a big smile. He also had three nipples and five |
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Doris didn’t you learn Spanish at school?
Bloodyhell Ethel that was over 60 years ago!!!
I can barely remember what I did yesterday.
So Dave… |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Opened his legs to reveal a |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Spanish omelette made of mushrooms and |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Suddenly the egg hatched and out jumped an enormous Spanish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Called Juan Cornetto. Look ! Said Doris, Just Juan Cornetto, Give it to me ! But Ethel hated rats and hit it with a rubber |
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Which she had been carrying in her handbag |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That also contained dozens of rare |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Such as Diamonds and Pearls. Doris wanted Dave to make her a pearl necklace but |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Dave was busy talking to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The ghost of Mae West who had appeared in order to find her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Because they wanted to make a new film version of |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Set in the Windy City, Chicago. Mae would play the lead and Gary would play the |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Of course Doris and Ethel wanted to be in the film too so Doris was given a part as sexy maid and Ethel would play a Texan |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Called Dusty McDrain who lived under the bridge with his two |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That used to play football for Tottenham Hotspur. Dave also wanted a part in the film but Gary Cooper said |
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"No no non "
They 'bristled' at this and stared hard at .............. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Gary Cooper. It was a standoff, their eyes locked waiting to see who would make the first move... |
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"Gary Cooper. It was a standoff, their eyes locked waiting to see who would make the first move..."
Finally Gary raised one eyebrow undid his zipper and yelled ......... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then Kimmy the cat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ran off with Gary's toupee ! Stop that pussy yelled Gary so Dave got in his |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And the dog and cat disappeared into the distance. With no hair Gary had to be replaced by Dave in the lead role of |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The beauty of the lambs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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The story of two sheep who opened a hair salon in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But then moved to Birmingham where there was more customers. One of their most famous clients was |
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Who liked to have his curly hair cut short and dyed |
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Pink whilst regaling all present with tales of |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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How he used to dance naked tango with Anne Widdecombe and |
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But Doris and Ethel where confused with all these people that kept appearing from nowhere once again when all they wanted was good adventures |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So Doris and Ethel went |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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To look for the lost treasure of Cockaleaky. They began in Brazil where |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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They found jenny lenny who |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Had been hiding in the Amazon Rain Forest because she was being chased by a gang of |
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"Had been hiding in the Amazon Rain Forest because she was being chased by a gang of"
Parcel Force drivers who wanted to kill off the competition. She hid inside the hollow trunk of ................ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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An ancient rubber tree, but suddenly the wind picked up and the tree bent in half to reveal |
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"An ancient rubber tree, but suddenly the wind picked up and the tree bent in half to reveal"
A secret tunnel which led to ......... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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The underground lost civilisation of Ikeea, where the citizens wore badly assembled outfits and lived on a diet of meat balls.
Suddenly... |
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"The underground lost civilisation of Ikeea, where the citizens wore badly assembled outfits and lived on a diet of meat balls.
Suddenly..."
two of the meatballs rolled across the floor towards ............ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Doris who picked them up and stuffed them down her cleavage, convinced they held the secret to eternal |
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"Fruit eating "
Fruit eating was highly prized in Doris' neighbourhood. She once slipped three bananas in sideways but had never managed to force a ............. |
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"Whole watermelon "
up her aunty's ............... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Because the entrance hasn't been used in so long. Meanwhile the men of Ikeea were transfixed by Ethel who to them resembled a young |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But with knobly knees and hairy ankles which the Ikeea people prized as signs of erotic power. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So she began to read palms
Leo leo leoblooms she said |
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Why do you keep wearing those red shorts |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Leoblooms was preparing a picnic he sent out Invites to
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Saffy
Lexi
Nora
Sigma
Cera
Kathy
Karly
James
Jimmy
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And Yasmeen, the guest of honour, who arrived with Doris, Ethel and |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Naomi was on the run from MI5 as they suspected her of being a Russian spy ! But really she worked for |
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with a weekend job at McDonalds which allowed her to |
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with beardy wierdy Richard Branson pickle
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Anyway new day new model came in |
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It was the Morris 1000, face of the future |
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fat boy tyres which made the Michelin man look |
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Who also appeared, being banged over the bonnet by |
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who had come all the way on a magic carpet |
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who had stopped off at Tesco’s to get the condoms |
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which they needed to make a proper |
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for Ethel because she didn’t like |
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or cheese on toast as these were the foods of the |
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So as Doris And Ethel trampled the condom clad grapes |
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sad that Pavarotti and Sid the Sexist had not yet arrived |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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But grace Jones did |
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they really did begin to wonder if this was all a dream concocted by Martina Navratilova. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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It was not said Jerry hall
Who |
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the hell are you said Doris with consternation |
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“Doris”said Ethel.
That’s the lady out of Eastenders.
You know who I’m talking about?? |
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and Mick! So just when you thought “who on earth next?”, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The entire cast of the Lion King appeared and chased everyone else away except Doris and Ethel. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then the cats came in two by two |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Onto Dave's Ark which he'd built from grass, sandpaper and |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And so Dave called all the creatures to come forward in pairs, starting with |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Who then ate all the other animals!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Except.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Because Tigers were allergic to them. Unfortunately they were also very small and Doris sat on them when she had her crisps. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then one day he came he told me that he loved me said I was blame so I did it all again said vera who was
Ethels.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Long lost twin sister from |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Beyond the Grave where Peter Cushing ruled the land of the east |
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And sat eating quavers in the graveyard |
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Because they got fed up with wotsits making their fingers orange |
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Ethel was spying on him from behind a tree as she quite fancied him |
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And she was thankful it was quavers and not skips |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Primark where there was a sale of |
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In Scunthorpe, where they bumped into..... |
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"A card"
When I invented Doris & Ethel's adventures, before Leo kindly took over, it was supposed to be next sentence that would lead you on, not just one word replies  |
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chased the 
and Gary Cooper chased the 
and couldn't 