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Doris & Ethel's Adventures #13
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Continuing the never ending story of Doris and Ethel and Dave and friends....  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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They were watching |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Our new adventure finds our heroes in Hollywood where Doris had an audition for a part in the new James Bond movie as |
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Because she had false teeth and liked to bite into |
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And get her mouth full of little pricks. Ethel was also going for a part in a horror film playing an old |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who lived in a haunted hotel owned by the famous pop star |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Rick had opened the hotel when his career was struggling and now he was never gonna give it up. |
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Was not very big so he struggled with |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Constipation so he drank prune juice and Ethel said
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Let It Go ! Let It Go ! But Rick said that's a different film you daft bat. Ethel got flustered and attacked Rick with |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And bit him on the ankle. Rick hopped around then fell on top of |
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Who was in Hollywood to make a new porno movie with Sigma and |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So Ethel and Doris had a bath then |
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Waited for the results of the audition to see if she had got the part |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She dreamed of. Meanwhile Dave had got a job as personal trainer to Tom Cruise and was getting him into shape by making him |
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over a year ago
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Because he was playing the part of Shrek in Shrek 5 The Movie. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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And Fay dunaway was playing the queen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Of hearts and Brad Pitt played the singing donkey. Doris was in love with Brad and asked Dave if he could get her into his |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So she could have a good nibble of his |
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over a year ago
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Because Brad was actually Brandy, a gorgeous buxom blond from Rotherham and only three people knew the truth: Angelina Jolie, Harry Kane and |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Kane was an alien who |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Liked to probe the bumhole of top celebrities like Meg Ryan |
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over a year ago
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"Who never spoke "
On a Thursday or Sunday when she practiced |
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over a year ago
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With her ass sucking guru, Nigella Lawson who learned the ancient skill from |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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So Doris found herself in bed with Brad who was actually Brandy when suddenly Ethel burst in dressed as |
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And leapt on the bed like a salmon during mating season ! Brandy was so surprised she |
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over a year ago
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Like a sailor after 16 pints on Saturday night. The stench was so bad that Doris had to |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Change her head she became
.Meryl Streep
Out of death becomes her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But her lower body was that of a Dolphin and Ethel said she should |
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over a year ago
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And it was her favourite, a Sunday roast. Doris had always loved a bit of beef any a big portion of |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Filled with fresh cream and a sprinkling of |
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over a year ago
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It was a new week and our heroes had been kicked out of Holywood and were back in Peckham where they planned to |
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but not before they had visited that brand new eatery in town and had a lunch consisting of |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cardboard |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then they made masks |
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From the cardboard and ate them too.
I think I have heartburn said… |
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Not sure if I fancy the circus now as we have already mastered that adventure
Let’s go back to ibjza |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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With our pants on our heads to keep the sun off. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So we can oil our legs and wait for Linda evangelista to |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then arrived
Christy turlington wearing a |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bears costume and eating a jar of honey. Pooh said Doris, look at her huge |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Eyes then helena christiansen came and
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They all played ring o roses on the beach |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then
Entered
Grace jones and Jerry hall
Singing...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Don't Put Your Daughter on the Stage Mrs Worthington. But no one else knew the words so they all |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Walked In a fashion show for
Armani
But naomi Campbell and Tyra banks turned up and had a fight back stage
Naomi said |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You lanky cow, why did you steal my laxative chocolate that I need to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I can't hear Ethel and Dave when they are |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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About |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Who dressed up like twiggy and |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Just round the corner was
Eva Herzegovina who.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Liked pot noodles for breakfast. Dave made her one but forgot to add |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Salt
This fashion show is brilliant said Ethel it reminds me of |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That time I had a threesome with Basil Brush and Cindy Crawford, it was absolutely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Because Basil kept teasing Cindy with his long |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Cindy was busy with basil
Tatjana
Alec
Beverley
Nadge
Carla
Karen were all getting ready for |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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The big sale at Primark where they bought all their |
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And |
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Which they used to paint their
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Which was a traditional form of make up invented by |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When he worked at L'Oreal in Paris. Soon Doris and Ethel had copied this fashion, walking round with bright red knees and purple |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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It was a great success |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Unlike Dave's idea of putting mascara on his |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Which he had removed when he was 8 and replaced with a |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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A magic torch that could also be used as a |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Wam |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then one model flew over the ants nest it was Beverley peele who |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had just arrived from Prague with a present for Doris. It was a |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Called Elaine Page and it ate ants all day long. So Dave went out to find some ants in the |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Where Cleopatra was
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Waiting many years for Caesar to seize her, but instead Dave, Ethel and Doris turned up one day with a |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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That they powered with methane from a farty chicken. Unfortunately the wind changed and blew them all off to |
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Where LeoBlooms lived all alone except for his lovely dog. He wasn't used to company so he greeted the new arrivals with a big |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Load of champagne and lobsters as he was known as a very generous host. But Dave was allergic to seafood and after one nibble he turned |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Load of champagne and lobsters as he was known as a very generous host. But Dave was allergic to seafood and after one nibble he turned "
Into a Tarantula |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"[Load of shit removed by poster at 09/09/21 23:44:55]"
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"[Load of shit removed by poster at 09/09/21 23:44:55]
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Paper |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Load of champagne and lobsters as he was known as a very generous host. But Dave was allergic to seafood and after one nibble he turned
Into a Tarantula "
With 12 legs, two heads and three |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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That he stole from Cindy Crawford. Dave the Tarantula rampaged across Essex biting people on their |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Balls but he became tired so had a nap then
Magooloo turned up |
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Wearing a tuxedo any a spacemans helmet. He's just got back from |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Marrying leoblooms |
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In Mexico City so Essex was a bit of a shock as everyone lived on chips, lager and |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Kebabs. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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All this excitement
Ethel said is fun but I just want to
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They were greeted by Len Goodman.
Who had put the kettle on. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And biscuits were served |
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On a silver tray carried by Dave dressed up as |
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With a giant red beak. The only words he could say were Who's a Pretty Boy then, and Polly wants a |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But when Doris gave him some Vindaloo he became very hot and started to |
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Around Peckham town centre. Quick said Ethel, stop him before he |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Turns into the person |
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Called |
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Zamkolynkabumcheeks, who was a world famous |
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Impersonator from Norway. She had stripes all over her |
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And back and legs and |
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Wht the fook u on about now said ethel |
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I really wanted a kebab
I’m starving |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So they went to Manchester to buy a kebab then |
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Went to see Manchester United play against Stoke City at Netball. The star player for Stoke was |
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Betty the bumble bee |
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Who wore a stripey jumper and a bra padded with |
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That stung her nips which swelled up like huge |
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Bald heads then entered the
.Mitchell brother's
Grant and
Phil |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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From East London. Their bald heads shone in Doris's eyes and made her drop a |
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Goldfish from her bumhole, one named Cher and the other named |
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Because he was always found hanging round bumholes or up a tree in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Because he loves chai tea and cricket. Back in Manchester Ethel and Doris had found an old |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Historical "
Book about baked beans. |
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Sandwiches which were the favourite traditional food of |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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To be continued.... |
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She released two