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Doris & Ethel's Adventures #12
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We left our heroes rubbing Alladin up the wrong way but he still granted them one wish each. Doris went first and wished for |
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the genie to appear so she could have some real wishes. Aladdin told her to shut her eyes and keep rubbing and maybe he would come. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But Aladdin weighed 34 stone and Doris was worried that he'd be a heavy cummer so she stopped rubbing and started to kiss his |
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glamorous assistant instead. "These sequins are really chafing" said Debbie McGee. "Could you give me a hand slipping off my G-string". Doris ... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Doris said no ask
The octopus in the corner
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Has eight arms so he can give you a hand. With that the Octopus reached out and grabbed |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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A delicious meal with you and your |
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Uncle Albert who liked to eat bacon and eggs every day before he |
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Which coincidentally was also run by an octopus |
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Who also granted wishes, uncle Albert wished for |
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Because he lost his old one during |
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Which was a hell of a war according to uncle Albert, he'd go on and on about it until suddenly |
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over a year ago
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The octopus turned around to see why uncle Albert had stopped and to his suprise |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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A snail popped up with a woolly hat on |
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Doris exclaimed "That's my hat!" And they all have chase to the snail, it was a long arduous chase through dark alleys and back streets until |
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over a year ago
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"Who the hell is that" said the octopus, out of breath and panting
Doris replied, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*BANG* before Doris could finish her sentence Lilo lill assassinated the snail and ran off with her hat
The octopus out of breath gave chase and said |
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Piece of shit….they’re my knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For some reason the octopus thought the hat was his knickers which amused Doris who at that point was about to |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Piece of shit….they’re my knickers"
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"For some reason the octopus thought the hat was his knickers which amused Doris who at that point was about to"
Turn blue |
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By (user no longer on site)
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And explode |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bit then out of nowhere |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Came the 8 headed tiger who |
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Spontaneously combusted which |
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Everyone was shocked and ran for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Which didn't help at all until the genie appeared and said that they still had wishes left |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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But Rhiana appeared singing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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An aweful song which broke time and space sucking everyone into a parallel dimension... They appeared on a small desert island covered in what looked like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Doris exclaimed "what the fuck just happened"
The octopus said |
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The genie laughed as he turned everyone into farm yard animals including |
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Which seemed to amuse Doris, until a tribe of natives appeared and |
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Consistent narrative, so then just as they were about to |
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And turned them into stone, she laughed and said |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Ooh I say my snakes are devious then |
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There was a tsunami which engulfed the small island washing everything out to sea and killing Medusa. Once she was dead everything had |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Because beautiful the munchkin.. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Because beautiful the munchkin.. "
** become |
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By (user no longer on site)
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At this point uncle Albert woke up from a coma which was induced by having his new knee from the octopus... Doris turned to uncle Albert and said |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Hiya queenie how are you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has much been happening? |
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But Uncle Albert had been asleep all afternoon and missed the whole exciting thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dave realised he hadn't had his wish yet to asked the Genie if he could |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Become a spy and eat lobby |
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By now once again the whole scenario was getting out of hand and a little,confusing
Doris and Ethel needed new Friends to stop appearing from nowhere
Shall we just piss off to Ibiza and chill for a while |
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Doris and Ethel lay back topless on their sun loungers, slurping piña coladas. "This is the life" said Ethel. A young, handsome man in a buttock revealing thong appeared and said ... |
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Would you like me to rub your back with.. |
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the tip of my penis ? Ethel swiftly turned over onto her stomach and ... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Started to break dance |
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Which broke the sun lounger. She landed in a heap on the floor and ... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Pretended she was a snake |
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Piña colada spurted out of her mouth like venom and her dentures flew into the air then landed ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Into Doris's drink which made her |
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Delight.
As she had just spotted the man of her dreams.
It was… |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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A man wearing socks and... |
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"A man wearing socks and..."
a willy warmer. She stared long and hard at his emaciated gonad sack and then ....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Like a camel but he soon got the hump with that. Dave suddenly came into the room with a large courgette and declared |
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"Like a camel but he soon got the hump with that. Dave suddenly came into the room with a large courgette and declared "
that the courgette must be incubated immediately ..... but where ?????
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know said Ethel, Doris could keep it warm in her double glazed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Greenhouse that she bought when she was |
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Vice President of Iceland. That was back in |
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Beer cost 5p for ten pints and everyone worked in the mines or as strippergrams. Back then Doris could polish a Miner's helmet until it |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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It came up her arse hole |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Like a rocket on November 5th. Wooooosh it went and Doris went |
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Because she canary from the coal mine had accidentally shot up her bum too and was flapping around inside. Ethel screamed and said |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Please release let me go
The appeared
Barry manilow and
Dame Edna Everage singing at the
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Top of their voices, they sang The Birdie Song and the canary suddenly popped out of Doris's bum shute and landed on |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Barry's nose oh
Pinocchio said |
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"Top of their voices, they sang The Birdie Song and the canary suddenly popped out of Doris's bum shute and landed on"
Barry’s nose.
With that… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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So Barry started to walk pn his nose |
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"Top of their voices, they sang The Birdie Song and the canary suddenly popped out of Doris's bum shute and landed on
Barry’s nose.
With that…"
Barry sneezed so loudly that Ethel's pants fell down and she |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Like Bessie Smith while Doris played harmonica and Dave blew his |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Nose on Vera's curtains |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And wiped his bum on Vera's |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Wam where she kept her huge collection of inflatable |
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And penises, some of them as big as houses and they could stay up for hours if they got enough |
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In their Japs Eye. Thankfully Doris had a huge Orange tree in the back of her |
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Where she sold lots and lots of secondhand |
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And used toilet roll. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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And rocking chairs |
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And fish finger sandwiches |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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For the picnic later |
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Which was taking place in the woods around Windsor Castle where the Queen lived with |
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By (user no longer on site)
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An 8 story tall crustacean from the protozoic era who just as it happens was |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Madly in love with Doris having met online during lockdown. He was completely charmed by her |
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Personality and charm but more so her |
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So she promised to wear rubber boots when they made hard passionate love and never to eat cheese before |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So the siamese twins and and |
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And And And because they were both called And And but for short everyone called them Terry and Julian. Meanwhile Doris said |
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I need a cuppa tea and a nice bum oh I mean an iced bun.
Off she went to stick the kettle on.
Meanwhile…
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Bay the sharks were circling |
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And sang around the old camp fire
Then Gina and Mina came and started to |
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Play Monopoly dressed as Starfish wearing Fancy Dress. Dave thought it was all very |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Hilarious
Gina and Mina were |
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Dancing around like Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire wearing hob nail boots and |
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eating vegetarian pasta bake washed down with |
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Following all that entertainment there was nothing else to do than |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And have a nap. While they slept they dreamt about |
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And Yasmeen dancing the tango at Jim's wedding. |
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Deep sea diving costumes as protection against Covid. Doris and Dave danced the Cha Cha Cha wearing only |
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And a smile. Ethel got jealous and hit Dave with a large |
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Ballon but Doris poked it with a knitting needle and it went pop all over the |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Leoblooms arsehole |
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"Leoblooms arsehole "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Leoblooms arsehole "
Which didn't exist so it actually popped all over Len Goodman who'd appeared from an old thread to say |
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"Merry Christmas "
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"Mr viola "
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The leo opened his bum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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With a lovely version of Ode to Joy, backed by Dave on the bagpipes. Ethel burst into tears and told Len Goodman to |
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which is when the deep sea diving costume came in handy because |
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A pipe burst and the room filled with stinky toilet water. All the guests had to hold their breath and swim towards the |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Where they all disappeared What had happened to our heroes? This was a case for..... |
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no shit Sherlock, time to get International Rescue on the case. ‘F A B’ said Virgil and then without a word of a lie |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The 7 headed lizard appeared |
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From Ethel’s fanny and proceeded to hump Len’s like whilst Dave looked on powerless to do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Sing I Got You Babs because she could never remember the words. Dave said she should write them on her |
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But unfortunately her wigs were all stolen by a randy magpie called |
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Until the next adventure was decided |
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