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Doris & Ethel's Adventures #8
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over a year ago
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Continue the never ending story of Doris, Ethel, Dave and friends by adding a sentence of your own |
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over a year ago
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It was a quiet Sunday and Doris and Ethel were getting ready for a lovely hot Sunday roast with their best friend |
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Gino D'Acampo, who had just got back from... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A car boot sale in Swindon where he'd picked up a really cheap |
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Spoon for stirring as Dave was annoyed cos he thought he was the ladies best friend |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But Doris said it's ok Dave, you can still be my big spoon. |
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And Gino is only here to cook the dinner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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and play scrabble with Ethel who replied she'd prefer to play hide the |
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Pennies
Find them and I’ll treat you to one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Of those vibrating eggs you've always wanted. No, said Doris, I'd like |
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Gino to just as we asked and get on with the dinner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So Gino prepared a full Sunday roast which everyone enjoyed. Unfortunately he had undercooked the Brussel Sprouts and soon Doris and Ethel |
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started farting, and they all went out to the garden where they.... |
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over a year ago
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Decided to play naked twister and the winner's prize was |
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over a year ago
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Oh no, said Dave, not more sprouts ! If I see another sprout I think I’ll |
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have to teach Gino how to cook a decent meal, so he put his boots back on and.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Got out his favourite cook book where he found his old Nan's recipe for |
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Doris and Ethel's favourite meal which was.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cock-a-leeky soup with a large buttered baguette. |
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Followed by a nice Sherry trifle. |
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over a year ago
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But the sherry went to their heads and soon they were all dancing and singing along to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Which that week featured songs from Oliver. 'Food, Glorious Food' sang Doris and everyone got hungry again and |
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Ordered an Indian.
Which then upset Ethels tummy and she had to rush to… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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check her lottery numbers and guess what, she'd got six numbers and won the jackpot ! |
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Doris looked at the ticket then realised Ethel got the wrong day.
Use your glasses for god sake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But Ethel got upset at this and called Dorie a silly old |
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Cow.
That’s it spoil my joy.
I’m not talking to you now.
Go… |
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Not one to hold a grudge, Doris loosened the wheels on Ethel's zimmer under the cover of darkness.... |
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over a year ago
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And put slow drying super glue on the hand rail. Next day as Ethel went out to get her copy of Playgirl... |
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over a year ago
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Took off down a steep hill which led to the local rugby club training ground and crashed into a scrum of very very fit rugby players who..... |
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Kindly offered to help unstick her using… |
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over a year ago
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A couple of hookers and a scrum half. Ethel was so relieved she joined them all in the team bath for a good old |
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fashioned game of where's the soap. Doris was feeling a bit left out so she ... |
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Sneaked in and joined them.
Thankfully the ladies made up.
Lots of… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Rude rugby songs that made the players blush. At one point Doris grabbed a couple of soapy balls and announced |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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That she's going to Switzerland |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As her long lost Uncle has died and left her a huge pile of |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Coloured socks and pants, but luckily Doris loved that colour so off she went to Geneva with half the rugby team as company. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Coloured socks and pants, but luckily Doris loved that colour so off she went to Geneva with half the rugby team as company."
And bahuma by her side |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh no, said everyone except Yasmeen, not Bahuma !! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Oh no, said everyone except Yasmeen, not Bahuma !!"
Bahuma is the best |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Way to drive everyone silly as he loves to |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Way to drive everyone silly as he loves to"
She |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pretend he's actually his sister who's also called Bahuma. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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On another island sir Cyril and cathy were |
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Wondering what time Doris and Ethel may pass by and was gonna invite them over for a mug of soup |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Cyril and Cathy
Prefer
Olives ....
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they opened a couple of jars to let them breathe and get up to room temperature before Doris, Ethel and half the rugby team arrived. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Unfortunately Doris was alergic to olives and her feet started to swell so one of the players had to rub her |
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nipples to take her mind off it, meanwhile Ethel was.... |
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over a year ago
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Deep in conversation with the team captain who told her she'd make a very good tight end if she would |
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Only remember who invited the rugby team in the first place as they where just wanting to go meet their friends for a nice friendly … |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Game of hide the sausage and now these two old dears kept pinching their balls. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So they went on a canoe to |
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over a year ago
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The Isle of Wight where they knew they'd find |
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So instead of mugs of soup they enjoyed cooking fish naked on the island |
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over a year ago
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Dressed only in grass skirts and sombreros. Dave said he really felt like a |
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Pina colada so went in search of a pineapple. As he was poking about in the bushes he found ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A huge box full of the most amazing |
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over a year ago
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They were hard and hairy and Doris said they looked just like |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Phil and Grant Mitchell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phil and Grant Mitchell "
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over a year ago
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Who coincidentally were on holiday on the IOW that week and were looking for |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Soup |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Like Leo's |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cream which Phil and Grant rubbed all over their bald heads to keep the sun off. |
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When they stood together they looked like two big tits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That resembles the statues of Easter Island. Meanwhile Doris and Ethel had discovered |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Running a bed and breakfast in Ryde.They had come from |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Leoblooms arsehole |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Which was fresh and fragrant after Yasmeen had washed it with lavender oil. However |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Which was fresh and fragrant after Yasmeen had washed it with lavender oil. However "
He darted and followed through |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Leoblooms cleaned his hole then.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Suddenly Dave rushed in with an excited grin and said |
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Let’s go to the Needles.
I like pricks said Doris.
Not those kind of needles said Ethel
We can go on the… |
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commode before we set off. Don't want to be caught short on the journey do we . What shall we do with the box of baby armadillos ? |
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We could always ask Cyril and Cathy to look after them on the island while we get ready for off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But unfortunately the baby armadillos were actually fast growing giant armadilldos and soon the whole Island was overrun with huge, hard phalluses on four legs !! |
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So Cyril and Cathy decided to leave the island and take ethels invite offer ….. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To sail off to France but alas the giant Armadildos followed them and sunk the boat! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So Cyril and cathy had a |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Try at swimming by grabbing onto one of the giant Armadildos and sure enough they were able to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Themselves silly and they were so relieved they forgot all about the |
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and their disappointment at not being invited to attend. At last they reached the French coast. Rêné from Allo Allo was there to greet them with a pile of fluffy towels and a mouthwatering picnic of snails and frogs legs. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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That were cooked in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Red, red,wine. This inspired everyone to have a sing a long and soon the party was rocking. Doris said she’d love to |
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taste Rêné's French stick. Ethel whispered "baguette" and Doris replied "I didn't know you were bilingual". Ethel said ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh she’s been bi for years that one ! Didn’t I tell you about when she tried to feel my |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Scalp with her big toe so then... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She got really turned on by my dandruff and started to lick my |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then they organised a buffet a finger buffet with the finest food they could find they invited
Royalty so they would have to say
Prawns maam and... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fish fingers. Doris and Ethel loved fish fingers and enjoyed sharing them in a sandwich when |
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Their teeth were out as was easy to gum and swallow.
Next… |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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They rubbed their hands with glee when they saw leoblooms cock and what he was packing oh doris
Ethel said I could just ... |
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Wrap my tongue around that juicy… |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Wrap my tongue around that juicy…"
Bellend and clean the... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Balls with my…"
Umbrella because |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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It was raining in France so everyone ran for cover in a nearby circus tent where they discovered |
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That Elephant in French is L'Elephant... |
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and that seal in French is phoque. The ringmaster approached the ladies and said ... |
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You ladies look knackered with all this activity
Maybe you should both |
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join me in my caravan. Ethel and Doris glanced at each other and Ethel said ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Phoque me my lovely! There's so much goes on in these threads, I just fancy a nice long |
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"Or did I mean a bath"
But sadly the ringmaster's caravan didn't have a bath, just a bucket of water and a loofah. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So Doris and Ethel took it in turns to scrub each other's back while the Ringmaster showed them his collection of |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Which showed erotic scenes from circus life. In one of them the strong man could be seen enjoying himself with two tightrope walkers and the |
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Who was famous for his massive grey and wrinkly |
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And when he sneezed he blew away the big top which landed in |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Egypt where a beautiful lady named jingly appeared with |
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Bahuma who everyone was so pleased to see again. Bahuma said she'd been lonely any now wanted to join Doris and Ethel for a |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Bahuma who everyone was so pleased to see again. Bahuma said she'd been lonely any now wanted to join Doris and Ethel for a "
omg |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Bahuma who everyone was so pleased to see again. Bahuma said she'd been lonely any now wanted to join Doris and Ethel for a "
Wrestling match |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Covered in baby lotion. So the three women prepared to wrestle with Dave as referee. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Covered in baby lotion. So the three women prepared to wrestle with Dave as referee."
And they turned on
Dave sucking the.....
Out of him |
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But Doris and Ethel realised they where to old to be wrestling like this but much preferred to |
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"But Doris and Ethel realised they where to old to be wrestling like this but much preferred to"
Use their phones to check on fab to see who was near! |
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So they could go round and ask if they where to old to be playing |
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"So they could go round and ask if they where to old to be playing"
And borrow a towel to shower from all the baby lotion |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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And some wetwipes.... |
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The clown had plenty of towels and wetwipes they could borrow as he always had lots of make up and custard pies to wipe off his face. He put one of his fake red noses on each of the ladies nipples and squeezed them and shouted honk honk and giggled. The ringmaster approached and said ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tonight's a sell out ! Its adults only and you two are the main attraction! Everyone wants to see you do the |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Wearing only thongs and too hats. Doris was keen but Ethel said she'd rather wear a |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And a pair of workman's boots.
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then enters benny hill with... |
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That song playing in the background and followed by Dave dressed in a |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Nurse outfit
Whilst benny was slapping Dave's bald.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Arse with a nipper and Ethel and Doris ran behind dressed as |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Kipper not nipper |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Hooligans shouting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Vindaloo, Vindaloo, Cause we all like Vindaloo ! |
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over a year ago
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Naan bread and mango chutney please said Benny. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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And crap soup for Ethel |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"And crap soup for Ethel "
***crab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who's had a dump in my crab soup and made it into crap soup said Ethel ! I did said Benny Hill because |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Who's had a dump in my crab soup and made it into crap soup said Ethel ! I did said Benny Hill because "
I am a silly sausage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So Doris punished him by putting his silly sausage in a bun and feeding it to the circus lions. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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But the sausage was magic and the lions became |
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Members of Take That and started singing their greatest hits which upset the Elephant who preferred |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Members of Take That and started singing their greatest hits which upset the Elephant who preferred "
To Vogue |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Along to a bit of Madonna. Unfortunately he was a little clumsy and trod on top of |
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Atouille which Doris had made earlier for everyone. That's pasta joke screamed Ethel and hit Doris with an enormous |
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Rolling pin which just appeared by magic |
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Out of Benny Hills underpants. Dave was so surprised he suddenly |
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Got the Elephant to spray him down with his giant hose and that made him feel |
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The ringmaster. Unfortunately the clowns arrived and threw custard pies at everyone except Doris who got a cream pie from |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But you'll have to wait for the next exciting thread to find out what happened next.... |
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