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Doris & Ethel's Adventures (Next Sentence)#6
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
Doris & Ethel got bored with looking at Dave's cock, so they went down the local pub, aptly named "The Cock Inn" for a few Sherries and a game of dominoes, the Landlord was non other than Al Murray, who said to them..... |
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The strippers I booked haven't turned up. Do you two lovely ladies fancy giving it a whirl ? |
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Ooh Doris you got your frilly knickers on?
Ethel you should know by now I wear… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men’s y fronts with a superman logo on them, I’ll give you a flash if you show me your |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
Madonna pointy bra, so they both.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stripped down to their undies and put some music on, it was the the theme from Eastenders ! |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
so Al said we're having none of this nonsense this is my pub, not Peggy Mitchell's...... |
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Have you checked in and downloaded the AlAleApp ? |
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Free drinks for one night to anyone who can… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Show me the way to Amarillo ! At this Peter Kay reappeared and announced |
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I can walk 500 miles. Can you Doris and Ethel ? |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
Not in these stripper stilettoes, said Ethel, let me go and change into.... |
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Trainers then we can make a start if ya fancy it |
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Ooh not before I warm up to abit of YMCA.
What do you say Doris? |
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Yea that’s fine with me
Might help the old hip pain |
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Let's do the hippy hippy shake and then we can ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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show these youngsters some moves.With that Ethel whipped off her vintage bloomers and |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
Wowed the rest of the pub with her interpretation of.... |
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I'm too sexy for my shirt. Not to be outdone, Doris ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stripped down to her kinky boots and jiggled along to You Can Keep Your Hat On. Dave got overexcited and |
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threw his pint up in the air. "Golden shower girls. You can thank me later" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unfortunately Ethel slipped on the now wet floor and flew in the air, landing in Len Goldman’s lap. |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
who was enjoying a pint of mild and some pork scratchings, suddenly he got.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Terrible wind and Doris shouted, Don't light a match! But too late because |
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He’d farted and followed through.
Eww said Ethel
A very red faced Len got up and slinked… |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
into the Golden Horn just across the road, where he met.... |
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an official looking woman with a clipboard who said ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you got a licence for stripping pensioners? Doris was outraged and said I'm only |
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I'm doing it for pleasure not payment so I don't need a licence. Ethel said ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not an OAP, I'm an GILF so step up or step off you pen pushing person ! With that she undid her |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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blouse, to reveal her almost perfect... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They weren't! Rather pert and peachy in fact. Len Goodman said he'd never seen such |
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good quality breasts on a woman of such advanced years. He asked if he could take a pic to send to David Bellamy. Ethel replied ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh, of course, I'd love to have a rumble in his undergrowth and pull on his |
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Testicles but I’m not happy he lied about my saggy tits |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
at which point Al Murray said.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And Len Goldman said you came in a car share with Peter Kay you silly |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
so Doris and Ethel ordered another Sherry and sat down next to.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seb Coe who was on his way to the Tokyo Olympics. So Ethel and Doris, I really think you could win a Gold Medal in |
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Inviting all these different celebrities round
I think we need more Sherry…..hic |
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Eww Ethel I feel sick.
I’ve sucked far too many… |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
Cherries, so Al got a napkin from the dining room and said... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is my magic trick, from out of this napkin I'll produce |
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A bucket for you to be sick in as I can’t be arsed to fetch the one from the kitchen |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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so after Al had cleaned up all the puke, the pub door opened and in walked... |
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Dirty Den.
Carrying a box.
Well ladies here’s your surprise… |
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Not more cherries said Ethel
I really can’t go through all that again
I’m in babysitting duties later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suddenly Doris went bright red and exclaimed, I've got something stuck in my |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pork pie. It looks like one of Len’s… |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
pubes! so Len walked in and sat next to Dirty Den, and they.... |
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discussed their favourite component of the picallili which was on the plate, next to the pork pie. |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
which they had nicked from Dave's lunch box.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But Dave was known for his huge lunchbox and had enough for everyone. |
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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago
Accrington |
And then some, because unbeknown to all from he's lunchbox he produced |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His meat and two veg. Well said Doris, |
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And once again puked all over the place |
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Eww I feel rough.
I’m going to lay down for awhile.
Ethel you stay here and… |
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I don't want one to land on my pork pie and picallili.
Ethel sat down on the grass and ... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Took of her tights then... |
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Opened her legs wide. "The scent of my minge juice should keep those bees at bay". Suddenly ... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Opened her legs wide. "The scent of my minge juice should keep those bees at bay". Suddenly ..."
 sorry hold on |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Opened her legs wide. "The scent of my minge juice should keep those bees at bay". Suddenly ..."
Mr Mystique appeared out of the woods with... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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A breadstick and.... |
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a disheveled couple he'd caught dogging. Mr Mystique said ... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Would you like to go shopping for socks... |
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to the baguette and wandered off happily with it tucked safely under his arm, leaving Ethel with the dogging couple. The male picked up Ethel's discarded tights and ... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Put them over his head then robbed the bread shop... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But they didn’t have any dough |
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just a few cream horns, starting to shrivel in the window in the heat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So the dogging man got the horn and returned to the woods where he found Ethel and his wife doing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out any clothes on but with a big smile because |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of roses and lavender, it's a new fragrance from Aldi that we bought |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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And stole the other one which stank of vanilla and |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Len Goodman's cheesey feet ! The dogging man was so overcome by the smell that he |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Jumped in the lake only to awaken the Cracken which... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Jumped in the lake only to awaken the Cracken which..."
Had four heads and a... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had eight legs and five penises, one of which was absolutely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But the other four were huge and purple and the monster wrapped them around Ethel and Doris who exclaimed |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Let's us be give over cracken go brush your teeth
With le blooms bumhole then... |
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Don’t wake me up while I’m asleep said Ethel.
With that she… |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Don’t wake me up while I’m asleep said Ethel.
With that she…"
Your always late
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Let's us be give over cracken go brush your teeth
With le blooms bumhole then..."
Suck his tool |
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"Don’t wake me up while I’m asleep said Ethel.
With that she…
Your always late
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I know you lot too fast for me lol |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Don’t wake me up while I’m asleep said Ethel.
With that she…
Your always late
I know you lot too fast for me lol"
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Let's us be give over cracken go brush your teeth
With le blooms bumhole then...
Suck his tool"
Then take him to the moon and feed him moon food and.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Then he'll be the man in the moon and his tool can be used to send satellite messages. But back in the woods |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
The bears were getting angry |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"The bears were getting angry "
With
Al Murray so they |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
started to perform a few Circus tricks, which involved.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Which they used to stir their big pot of honey before smearing it all over |
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Smokey Locks was the Fab name of the female dogger. She told the three bears to remove their bear suits, get bare and come and join her for a licking session. Ethel said ... |
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over a year ago
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Smokey Locks was the Fab name of the female dogger. She told the three bears to remove their bear suits, get bare and come and join her for a licking session. Ethel said ... "
Before we retire to the lounge for cocktails and a finger buffet then we shall... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Galileo, Galileo! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Said bahuma who was.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drinking martinis out of Doris's fuck me shoes because |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Bahuma was very tall and.. |
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over a year ago
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Slim with an enormous nose. What's that I can smell he said? |
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Sorry dear said Doris I haven’t washed today yet.
Maybe my… |
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Knickers need changing before someone else smells them |
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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago
Accrington |
No need said bahuma my huge nose allows me a preview and they smell divine doris my love. With that doris |
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Felt a million times better and lifted her skirt in full to try out a can can with Len in his element |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meanwhile, the three bears ambled out of the woods carrying Goldilocks’s basket of freshly baked… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Potatoes. What filling would you like my love ? Said Doris to Ethel who replied |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Why is bahumas nose so huge... |
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over a year ago
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Because you know what they say about men with big noses, they have |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Because you know what they say about men with big noses, they have "
Bahumas a woman  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Because you know what they say about men with big noses, they have "
Big nostrils |
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over a year ago
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They say that LeoBlooms knows nothing about Bahuma because he is |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"They say that LeoBlooms knows nothing about Bahuma because he is "
A beautiful day |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
The iris turned up covered in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sea and Len Goodman's dandruff which he normally kept in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And down his pants but he had so much to spare that he |
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over a year ago
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And served it to everyone out of a huge rubber |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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which Al was having non of and immediately sacked Gino D'Acampo, who was only serving soup made with.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then are it with salt and |
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Chiily powder as it didn’t have much taste.
Afterwards they had a choice of desserts… |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
And picked icecream made by piers Morgan |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
but Doris and Ethel only had Gino on their mind and thought.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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How can we shimmy
Around the old camp fire so they dressed up as goats and started to boogy but then.. |
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Along came Tarquinius with a game of boggle and he suggested |
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To fight Gino to the end and whoever wins gets to play a game with the ladies.
Then… |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then they can get a nice hairdo and.. |
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over a year ago
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Bikini wax. But suddenly a crocodile appeared in the forest and ran towards Doris and Ethel ! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So doris and Ethel ran to the hut at the other end then had a cheeky snog and... |
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over a year ago
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Pretended not to notice Dave dressed up as the Queen Mother holding a |
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Dubonnet and lemonade in each hand. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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And a cherry in the other |
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over a year ago
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Cheers ! Said everyone as they all joined hands and sang |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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We wish you a merry cherry day and a happy new peach... |
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over a year ago
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So after that Doris declared that she'd like to show everyone her lovely peach so she took off her |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Then merle and pearl turned up they looked very anxious they had just seen.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"So after that Doris declared that she'd like to show everyone her lovely peach so she took off her"
Hat |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Then merle and pearl turned up they looked very anxious they had just seen...."
A ghost....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of Christmas past. But it's July, not December said Dave so who are you really? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Of Christmas past. But it's July, not December said Dave so who are you really?"
Dave was really Geoff from grimsby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who kept herrings in his top hat and half a pound of sea salt in his |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then they all went... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Suddenly I say out of the sea appeared medusa who ate them all then... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
put them back in The Cock Inn, where Al was still cleaning up all the debris, and shooting the breeze with Len, who.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Was having a facelift... |
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But after all the excitement Doris and Ethel wanted to go home and just take a few select friends back for a drink and a fumble |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
They wanted bahuma to come aswell so bahuma did... |
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But he didn’t stay long as had a promise on elsewhere so Ethel and Doris just poured more drinks and turned up the music |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lynn or was it Vera Duckworth ? Either way they looked stunning in a bright red |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then alone came polly with her long legs and smelly... |
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We really do love your company but we’ve had enough excitement for one day.
Think it’s time for our meds and bed zzz |
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Not of these where invited as we did mention we only wanted a few select frineds here so buger off
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The more the merrier they said |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So doris and Ethel... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lived Happily ever after
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