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Doris & Ethel's Adventures (Next Sentence)#5
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Gary put his wig on the lawn, and asked if one of the ladies had anything else for the other goalpost, so.... |
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I’ll use my husbands urn said Doris always enjoyed abit of football.
Gary was…
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He asked "Does anyone fancy giving my lollypop a lick" ? |
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Ethel rushed forward to oblige but in doing so she Tripped on the wig and her false teeth came shooting out and |
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Knocked over the urn of ashes which spilled out on to the grass. Gary offered an empty crisp packet to put them in. Doris said ... |
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It’s okay his ashes aren’t in there anymore I threw them out when I found out he had been on fab swingers without me knowing. These days I just uses the urn for |
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a Champagne flute to celebrate when I consumate my relationship with Gary. Gary quickly replied ... |
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I only meet Bi couples, you would have seen tat if you read my profile on |
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"But Doris and me ARE a bi couple" mumbled Doris, with her false teeth in her hand. |
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Garry swiftly replied i will need to see your verifications first |
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Well we don’t have any as we aren’t on Fab.
But if you’d like to watch us in action your more than welcome. |
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I would love to but i am running late , am about to film a new commercial for |
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Men’s Lingerie.
Should be fun I’m known to be… |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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a Calvin Klein model in ma spare time, and I.... |
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Always advertise walkers on the arse of the pants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ethel put her teeth back in, grabbed Doris and |
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Headed outside to Gary’s cab waiting to take him to his advertising shoot.
Can we come Gary?
Of course ladies. |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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but the Cab driver tuned out to be non other than... |
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over a year ago
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Margaret, who died a few years ago. Okay everyone let’s go |
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And watch whilst garry gets his |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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kit off again to celebrate England’s success at the Euro’s. Oh My, said Ethel, I never realised celebrity footballers had such oversized |
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Padding shoved in to fill their shorts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But not in Gary’s case ! Doris and Ethel both swooned as the former gap toothed England international showed them his hairy chest and bulging |
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Haemorrhoids at which point Ethel said |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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I think I've got some ointment for that in ma handbag, would you like me to... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spread it where the sun don’t shine ? |
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Or put it on the end of Doris’s tongue and |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Then get her to stick her tongue into Dave’s boots because she is has a secret kink for |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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"Footwear"
It's supposed to be a sentence, not just 1 word  |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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although Gary was on the phone to Len at the time, he.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was trying to arrange a threesome to enjoy while watching Spain play Italy but Len was too busy |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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throwing a few shapes in Ethel's bedroom whilst... |
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over a year ago
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Doris covered him in whipping cream, cherries and |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Garlic bread that had been left behind by Peter Kay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kay also brought some lovely warm dough balls which he carefully placed under Ethel’s |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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cat, who had been peacefully sleeping in the... |
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Wig that was still out in the garden.
Come stroke my pussy said Ethel to.. |
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over a year ago
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Peter Kay who replied, Never mind about Car Share ! How about we all share this lovely |
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"Footwear
It's supposed to be a sentence, not just 1 word "
Oh dear
In trouble again |
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"Peter Kay who replied, Never mind about Car Share ! How about we all share this lovely "
Cake that I’ve just bought from staniforths |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Doris and Ethel hadn't seen such a huge cake for many a year, so they both... |
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Had a big piece each with lots of cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of every kind: ice cream, whipped cream, clotted cream and two lovely cream pies from Peter Kay and |
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They felt totally stuffed and decided to have an afternoon nap.
While they were asleep… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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England were triumphant in the Euros and everyone celebrated by getting naked and joining together in a huge, sweaty |
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Pile of bodies in the Wembley tunnel. Gareth Southgate said ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a Sterling effort ! Then he took out his Kane and |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Threw him up in the air (like that bit in Dirty Dancing). Kane summersaulted over |
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Ethel and Doris and landed on the cat and squashed it.
Everyone… |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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went to find Len's squirrel who was... |
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Licking up the last bits of cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From Len’s toupee which in all the excitement had got mistaken for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Which she grown all through lockdown in the hope that she'd meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leoblooms and that he’d plait it for her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As Leo delicately criss crossed the fine fanny hair, AnotherUsername burst into the room and announced |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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that she had a secret crush on.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Half the England football team !! Which half ? asked Doris. |
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Who cares said Ethel
I’m so tired and need a lay down |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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but Doris wasn't tired and let Ethel have her nap, she got on the phone to... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gareth Southgate and said my mate fancies half your team ! Would you like them to do a motivational speech before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you take it in turn at penalties?  |
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Doris was getting bored of all this football chat.
I can’t stand football I’d rather watch… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A massive orgy involving me, Ethel, Dave, the gorgeous Italian players and |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Len, who had only just got out of the shower and was smelling of.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pine cones and anti freeze, which he always applied after a shower to prevent |
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His skin getting any more wrinkly and saggy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And so the orgy began with everyone standing for the National Anthem and placing their right hand on their |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Farting in perfect tune. Doris wiped a tear from her glass eye and said |
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I think i just followed through |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On my promise to give Raheem Sterling a bj with my teeth out. He said it was very |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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similar to the one that Gary gave me. So Dave walked into the room and announced.... |
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over a year ago
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I'm missing out here! Who's going to give me an enormous |
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Kick up the arse as I wasn’t invited anyway
Shucks |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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So Doris and Ethel got their knitting needles and wool out and decided to..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make willy warmers for the entire England squad. When they took measurements they were surprised to see that Declan Rice had |
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A minge instead
Now what……said ethel |
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I’ll have to knit you a thong instead.
Shouldn’t take me long.
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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So Doris went to put the kettle on and found an envelope on the floor, it was addressed to... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ace Winger courtesy of Fab Towers ! Inside was a letter which said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where’s everyone gone ?  |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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So Len had woken up after a nap, went downstairs and saw Gary and John Barnes practising.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Their rap for a new collaboration with Dizee Rascal. Well, said Ethel, that sounds absolutely |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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like my kinda stuff, c'mon Doris, we're gonna.... |
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Show these men up by doing our own rap.
Let’s get practicing.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So Doris began: They call me Doris, they say I’m frisky, but that’s just when
I’ve had some whiskey. I like it hard, I like it long, I like it when |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And Ethel joined in: My name is Ethel, I like to Swing, I love it when they make |
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It ring
My knees will shake just like a rattel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll beat you all in a rap battle
Watch me go at it with Gary and Len
They’re what I call two real hot men
The three of us will make some noise
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And more so when out come the toys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They make us moan
They make us scream
Wake up Ethel, said Doris,
You're having a dream! |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Meanwhile Len & Gary had sneaked out of the back door to.... |
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over a year ago
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Find Dave who'd been missing for ages. He was last seen in a caravan with |
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over a year ago
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Mick Hucknall and Gazza. Money was too tight to mention but Gazza liked to party so they’d stopped off at Bargain Booze for a |
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over a year ago
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Six pack and some Pringles. Dave asked Mick if his shirt was crimson but no he said, it's simply red. Gazza laughed, farted and replied |
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over a year ago
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Well it ain’t holding back the years mate. I’ll have to get me old mate Gok Wan to give you a |
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over a year ago
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Makeover and a lovely facial. Dave suddenly woke up and said, Something got me started! It was a tube of Pringles stuck in his |
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Arse……….really need to get someone to pull this out |
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Of of there with a pair of pliers. Gazza stepped forward and |
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over a year ago
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Loudly to the tune of Vindaloo |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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That spicy vindaloo which |
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over a year ago
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Was a present from Prince William as a thank you for |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Doris and Ethel had ran out of wool, after having knitted willy warmers for everyone, so they decided to... |
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over a year ago
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Use Len's toupee to make a jockstrap for Harry Maguire which he could wear when |
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Prancing round the field kicking his balls |
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Anyone for tea said Doris.
I’m thirsty after all this fun.
Do you fancy… |
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Penalties? No, said absolutely everyone!!! But Jack Grealish stepped forward and |
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Offered to take the ladies home to relax for a while |
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Gazza entertained the gentlemen by ... |
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Taking the pics out of Ethel and doris |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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by wearing one of Ethel's bras, and grabbing.... |
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over a year ago
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Gazza's moobs which wobbled like a bouncy castle. Weh man, said Gazza, don't touch my |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Moobs mate. I’m gannin up the toon! |
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over a year ago
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So off they all went for a big night out in Newcastle, stopping off first to pre-fuel at |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Jimmy Nail's gaff, but only Gazza could understand what he was going on abuut like, cos nobody else did Jawdeespeak, so they..... |
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Decided to visit Cheryl Cole cos she also had that funny accent nobody could understand.
Just she spoke a bit more… |
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over a year ago
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Because she'd been having an affair with Steven Gerrard. Meanwhile Ethel and Doris had pulled a couple of fit young men in Newcastle clubland and |
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Wondered how they had got there seeing as they where last seen at home |
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over a year ago
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Furnishings where they'd bought a water bed to use when |
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Entertaining visitors. Problem was they couldn't get it up the stairs so had left it in the front garden and the neighbours had complained when ... |
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over a year ago
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It leaked and there was lots of late night squirting from |
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At least it watered the flower beds.
Talking of water I must use the loo said Doris these water pills are… |
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over a year ago
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Too big to swallow. That's never stopped you before said Ethel with a dirty laugh. I remember when |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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you swallowed a cucumber, whole! Doris blushed and.... |
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Anyone for a tuna and cucumber sandwich?
I promise the cucumber is straight from the… |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Anyone for a tuna and cucumber sandwich?
I promise the cucumber is straight from the…"
Woods... |
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Oh hang on a minute I meant the fridge
My mind is playing up with me again |
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Look behind the hedge. Is that Michael Barrymore doing the crab ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, he's messing around with a lobster ! Dave appeared and said that's really shellfish of you |
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How about I make us all lobster bisque for lunch ? Barrymore replied ... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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"There's a clause in ma contract, that says that I can't eat lobster",.... |
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Tell u what…..I’ll nip to the chippy |
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Cod and chips twice and some mushy peas.
Don’t forget… |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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some Jellied Eels for Len, he starts acting a bit strangely and..... |
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over a year ago
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Gets all cockney, talking rhyming slang and looking at Doris's boat race and her plates of meat |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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before he goes up the apples and pears to dream about.... |
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over a year ago
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Finger, sang Doris loudly, He's the man, the man with the golden |
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Bum.
Come on lads, she shouted Get yer bums out for the gals |
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But Len thought she said Get Yer Plums Out so he removed his superman boxers and |
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handed them to Ethel, before pulling off a polished cha-cha-cha. Ethel said ... |
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over a year ago
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I wish Dave could move like that! He's got two left feet and often trips over his huge |
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Boots, which were now full of gellied eels, thanks to Len. “Well you know what that means”, said Ethel. “Big boots, big…” |
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over a year ago
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Feet (groan..). He was a size 12 and had to get his shoes made to measure along with his |
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over a year ago
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Socks, which he ordered directly from the Tibetan people of China. They made him a rug once and he liked his socks to match. |
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He was also thinking about getting a matching Willy warmer and Ethel said she’d knit him one if he showed her his |
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Cock so she get the right measurement |
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Dave walked over to his van and opened the door to show Ethel his prize cockerel and several chickens. Dave loved any opportunity to show his cock off. |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Ethel smirked and shouted to Doris...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey Doris, Dave’s got a massive cock and it has some beautiful plumage. |
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over a year ago
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Careful though, if you stroke it too hard it’ll spit in your face ! You can touch it said Dave but just don’t |
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over a year ago
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Rub it’s head, he’s got an infection in his eye.  |
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over a year ago
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I thought your cock looked a little sad said Doris, that must be it. Wouldn’t he like some female company ? Perhaps Ethel and me could share your cock and show him |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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our collection of Foghorn Leghorn videos, then... |
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The man who's going to eat him at Christmas. His name is |
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