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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The house appeared abandoned and quite |
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but there was a spider in the corner |
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Treasure chest with an open lid |
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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago
Serendipity |
It contained a box with an usual marking on top. |
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Folded under the box were dark red, velvet robes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With eight arms and Vitruvian Man embroidered on the back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And wondering who would make red velvet robes for a spider ? |
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Then in walked a tailor, wearing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing but his measuring tape around his shoulders. |
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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago
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Shall I measure you up for size ? |
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And quickly wove a web to conceal the tailor's dangly bits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The spider step back to admire his work and quoted "suits you sir". |
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The Landlady wondered if she needed a license from the council as the spider was running a business from a residential property |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The council sent in pest control to clear out the spider |
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But when they saw the eight armed robes with Vitrian Man on the back and the box with the strange markings on the lid they ran out of the property and screeched off in their van. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But as the drove away...they realised they'd left someone behind... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*they |
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The next door neighbour came out shaking his fist, shouting.... |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
You can’t park there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So they reversed and decided to return to the abandoned house to collect the 1 person they had left behind... But as they approached they saw 2 shadows at the cobweb infested window |
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but Jet Harris was nowhere to be seen as had just |
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Done a runner as he needed a change of pants |
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he had ants in his pants, so the spider thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What is the meaning of life universe and everything? |
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then he had a brainstorm and his head exploded
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sooooooo then Frankasteine decided to say... Who's head belongs to who |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sooooooo then Frankasteine decided to say... Who's head belongs to who "
*Spelled incorrectly the beast |
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Then the Vicar rocked up with his Status Quo album Dog of Two Head and proceeded to... |
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Look for something to play it on |
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The landlady was furious when she saw bits of exploded head everywhere and got out her mop and bucket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Then she realised I'm mopping up DNA... Should I take bleach to it...or maybe parazone... |
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But unbeknown to the Landlady, there was a... |
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TV crew hidden behind the settee filming her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sooooooo she turned around and said... wtf happened here??? Is this a movie set...yea??? |
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and proceeded to unbutton her blouse, revealing a |
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delicate cobweb bra with exposed nipples |
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Crikey, the spider's back, his head didn't explode after all, it was just a bad dream she thought.. |
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Might just have to think about what to do next |
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Then in walked the Vicar, and catching a glimpse of the Landlady's nipples, he exclaimed.... |
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Fuck me what happened to those |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
They near had my eye out |
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In walked the naked tailor and the vicar fell to his knees |
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This was while leaving the lady and the spider looking on confused |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She wasn't sure did the vicar wanna suck the tailors cock and then she found she was lingering looking at his cock as he appeared to be getting an erection...her mind began to race as she began to fantasise |
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Suddenly there was a knock at the door, so she went to investigate.... |
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Another bloody visitor she thought
How many more are gonna turn up |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
In this huge castle
Dracula's getting tired |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After letting them in, they realised they should really be in the garden according to Covid regulations |
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back to the Treasure chest, and discovered... |
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The box with the weird markings was smashed open and inside was ... |
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a map with a big red X in the middle, and some bits of Lego... |
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Wow this brings back my childhood memories |
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The big red X on the map was in the middle of the local pub beer garden, so I went straight there with my shovel |
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That was after I had built a Lego structure |
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I moved mountains of dirt until I was almost exhausted. Suddenly, the shovel hit a ........... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Man that I didn’t realise was standing behind me, |
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"Man that I didn’t realise was standing behind me, "
Who the fuck are you ? I shouted...... |
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You didn't ought to have done that, the man replied, meanwhile the Vicar, naked tailor, Landlady and spider all watched from afar, thinking... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That was after I had built a Lego structure"
Of a digger... Who's gonna bury who |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That was after I had built a Lego structure
Of a digger... Who's gonna bury who "
Not me cried the Land Lady...
It's kinda getting boring now... Where's the film producer or director......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Over in the furthest corner they both stood. Erect penises protruding from their pants and held by the young starlet who was busy servicing them with her post box red lips. |
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The land lady thought all this shite should really end now cos it all started with spider and poor buger keeps getting ignored |
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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago
Serendipity |
The spider began building an intricate web. |
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It totally covered the lego digger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sooooooo the land lady said who has Arachnophobia... Sure it's only a hairy one...a Tarantula... Isn't he lovely...the hairy one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sooooooo the land lady said who has Arachnophobia... Sure it's only a hairy one...a Tarantula... Isn't he lovely...the hairy one " .
He's my pet |
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The naked tailor said "I also have a hairy one" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sooooooo the land lady said who has Arachnophobia... Sure it's only a hairy one...a Tarantula... Isn't he lovely...the hairy one " .
He's my pet .
Oooooooohhh I forgot He starred with Midge Ure in Vienna |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But that means nothing to me |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
No we drink water and |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Cuppa tea cuppa tea |
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"We're in the pub beer garden. Months since we've had a pint of hand pulled ale. The drinks are on me" said the naked tailor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As he was lying on the table covered in shots. |
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The Vicar came over with a glint in his eye and proceeded to... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Sing loudly then... |
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"Sing loudly then..." looked at the tailor covered in shots and asked ....Is this Bukkake night ? ....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And where are the Tarts? |
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Locked up in the cellar where I left them |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Withering away like a.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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... like fallen leaves |
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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago
Serendipity |
I think you all need to come and confess your sins, said the vicar. |
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As I can’t take any more of this garbage |
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then the spider crawled up to the Landlady's ear and whispered.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See later in the hot tub for tingling tickling fun. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Which might turn into an orgy with... |
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But the vicar thought fuck this and stamped hard on the spider causing his trousers to ......... |
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Bust open displaying all his crown jewels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But the Vicar was limp... No luck for killing spiders cried the Land Lady |
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Come here and let me see what I can do with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't believe it's still going. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Said the Butterfly... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fluttering it's wings |
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Then all of a sudden a gust of wind |
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...meant that the Cobweb Bra that the Landlady was wearing, was blown into.... |
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A tin of brilliant white emulsion... |
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Except the landlady who started sobbing |
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Her gorgeous breasts and delicious nipples exposed and in need of warmth and protection as the evening was becoming cooler... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your not putting that on my tits, she screamed. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
So just move over... |
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"And let me do you first"
Soon there were lots of vicars without trousers on and many scantily clad women of various ages and sizes...... |
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so the naked tailor, with his measuring tape still round his neck, came in and said.... |
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Oohhh it's chilly out here let's go back inside... |
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We can’t do much with all this paint all over us and really need to get cleaned up before we greet our guests |
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so the Landlady went and filled the Hot Tub, making sure that the spider wasn't in the plughole... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And said...who's joining me for some prosecco |
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I've brought glasses and fluffy towels too |
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Hope this bath gonna be big enough to squeeze us all in |
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"Hope this bath gonna be big enough to squeeze us all in"
said the actress as she opened her legs.... Yeah said the vicars we've all been in there before.... more prosecco dear ? |
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I never saw the actress arrive
What time did she come.....lol |
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"She didn't..."
The Landlady spun around and said ...... Have you seen my latest film? I'm an actress you know. All the best people know that and she recited lines from her latest play ..... How to put two fingers up to forumites..........
As the sex progressed....... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
They ran off to majorca only to.....
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
They can so carried away that they.. |
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Politely apologised before carrying on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To the nudist beach... |
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Out in the open air to let the cobwebs blow free |
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They took off running down the beach... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The LandLady fell...naked ass up in the air |
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"The LandLady fell...naked ass up in the air "
You really hurt or are you just actin' asked the coalman. |
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Just help us up will ya. She said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do I get in return? " |
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Well you can stand there and watch me writhing in pain in ya like |
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To see someone who can take a lot of pain |
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Meanwhile back at the abandoned house, the spider had a cunning plan.... |
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As he awaited their return
I’ll put kettle first |
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But decided on a couple of shots of vodka instead before |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Sitting down to a nice cuppa tea with... |
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With the sexiest little slut I met at the pub |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With the sexiest little slut I met at the pub"
She was sat there snaffling her way through her forth packet of pork scratchings… i plucked up the courage to ask the lady if she'd like a drink, "pint o johns smith's" she barked! Oo the way her lips shine with the remnants of the salty pig fat residue… mmmm… |
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And where did everyone else end up |
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Think their sat nav sent them wrong way then |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Of to Mars they went on a |
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Bad journey as they where confused |
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How they could have missed the turning to Uranus |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
But atleast we get to see the |
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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago
Accrington |
Twiddling their little green space knobs. |
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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago
Accrington |
That was apparantly lost in a black hole? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Very u underneath the earths |
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Finger sandwiches, with a side order of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eel... |
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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago
kildare |
And washed down with a glass of ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Liquidised bull testicles with milk
(Jeez I felt ill writing that) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Topped with plenty of sugar and honey and anything else that’s sweet and smooth |
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Cos there just happened to be all these ingredients in the cupboard...... |
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So the Landlady, Vicar, naked tailor and the spider all decided to... |
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End the story and walk off into the sunset |
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