I won’t steal anything - but maybe swap things around eg split a pair of socks and put one in the back of the undies drawer so you can’t find it or switch the shampoo with the conditioner

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS over a year ago

Leicestershire

"The WiFi router

Change the WiFi router password and the admin password to re-access the admin section

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By *h yes pleaseMan over a year ago

stanhope

His wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sink and bath plugs.

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By *rispyDuck OP Man over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Back for the 'Loo roll' haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Their beloved pet and replace it with a Goldfish

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman over a year ago

sw London

The kettle

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Vibrators

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"1 sock from each pair "

Some gits obviously done this to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lightbulbs"

Sounds silly, but about 30 years ago my parents moved house and on the day they moved in found the "people" they bought from had removed all the light bulbs, switches and ceiling roses before they left.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All their chocolate

Now that is just to far!! This would be the worst thing to happen to me ever xx"
nom nom Nom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All their dairy products xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The tea spoons and the jar of coffee

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By *ookworm258Man over a year ago

Wythenshawe

All the sky remotes and lynx cans. The universal measuring of cocks will collapse

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

All of the phone chargers. Not the actual leads but the plugs with USB connectors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Google my user name for an answer...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/03/21 15:41:46]

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By *rispyDuck OP Man over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"All the sky remotes and lynx cans. The universal measuring of cocks will collapse"

Hahaha good 1

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By *rispyDuck OP Man over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"All their dairy products xx"

Breakfast would be ruined haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the buttons from their clothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn the freezer off

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

I'd switch all their coffee for decaf and steal all the phone chargers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toilet rolls.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the curtains and blinds so the neighbours can see the (full frontal) distress...

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By *lipy123TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

all the cups

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the fuses in the plugs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bottle opener.

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By *heHungStudentMan over a year ago

Kettering

A single sock from each pair of socks they own

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The cord to the kettle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn the water off and steal the handle off the tap

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Phone charger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blinds and curtains from every room

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Every left shoe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The “off” option for keyboard sounds on their phone

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Swap the salt and sugar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The kettle

This is truly evil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the forks n spoons just leaving knives

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

The door knobs

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I wouldn’t steal anything, but I would swap the left and right buttons on their mouse.

That usually confuses the shit out of people!

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS over a year ago

Huddersfield

The hose from the vac.

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By *ampshire_guy40Man over a year ago

hampshire

Milk out the fridge if it's semi skimmed.dont know why.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

The toilet seat

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Swap the fuses for 1amp ones that blow all the time and leave a box of 1 amp ones marked as being 13

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 07/03/21 18:19:12]

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Can we leave them something like a poltergeist or a dead fish sewn into the curtains or sew grass seed and water the carpet

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By *igRajMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Turn the mains power and water off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swap the milk for sour cream

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

All of the condiments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id pick half of the buttons out pf all the remotes and all the plugs off appliances

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The inside handle from the bathroom door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take all the taps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So your a burglar but you can only steal things that 'mildly inconvenience' your victims. What are you taking?

Me: batteries in all remotes lol

Fuse from every appliance!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Condoms and lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Condoms and lube"

That’s optimistic lol x

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By *rispyDuck OP Man over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Almost forgot

will steal your sex toys & lube haha

That would piss off most of you horny buggers

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Couldn’t be a burgler cos I’m to nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone's vape, would drive any vaper mental

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fondue set and soda stream...do them a favour

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By *oobloverEEMan over a year ago

birmingham

All the chairs ,standing only

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I would reverse the blades on their Lawnmower

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oh, and swap the salt for sugar

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