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over a year ago
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"I look younger then my real age
I love the thought of being close to another man's penis
I like wanking over bisexual MMF porn"
Looking younger is the lie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve played for my city rugby league team at Wembley
I’ve played the drums supporting a band to a 3,000 people crowd
I have 6 toes on one foot"
6 toes on one foot ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve played for my city rugby league team at Wembley
I’ve played the drums supporting a band to a 3,000 people crowd
I have 6 toes on one foot
6 toes on one foot ha"
Darn it, you got it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve played for my city rugby league team at Wembley
I’ve played the drums supporting a band to a 3,000 people crowd
I have 6 toes on one foot
6 toes on one foot ha
Darn it, you got it"
Wembley must of been awesome bro |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve played for my city rugby league team at Wembley
I’ve played the drums supporting a band to a 3,000 people crowd
I have 6 toes on one foot
6 toes on one foot ha
Darn it, you got it
Wembley must of been awesome bro"
It was my man. I’ll never forget it. The day that my dad looked the proudest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did a sky dive
I first came at age 37
I love receiving oral
First came at 37 is a lie
Nope, that one is true. "
Wow I’m shocked! Skydive it must be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did a sky dive
I first came at age 37
I love receiving oral
First came at 37 is a lie
Nope, that one is true.
Wow I’m shocked! Skydive it must be "
That one also true lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve played for my city rugby league team at Wembley
I’ve played the drums supporting a band to a 3,000 people crowd
I have 6 toes on one foot
6 toes on one foot ha
Darn it, you got it
Wembley must of been awesome bro
It was my man. I’ll never forget it. The day that my dad looked the proudest "
That’s what makes it more awesome!! I’ve only ever done security for Wembley |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My family are swedish.
I'm a professional dancer.
I cant remember most of my childhood x
Remembering your childhood is the lie?
Super hot btw
Nope x "
Dancer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did a sky dive
I first came at age 37
I love receiving oral
First came at 37 is a lie
Nope, that one is true.
Wow I’m shocked! Skydive it must be
That one also true lol "
Wow twice shocked ha intresting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My family are swedish.
I'm a professional dancer.
I cant remember most of my childhood x
Remembering your childhood is the lie?
Super hot btw
Nope x
Dancer?"
Correct lol
I cant dance at all apart from like a wild idiot lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My family are swedish.
I'm a professional dancer.
I cant remember most of my childhood x
Remembering your childhood is the lie?
Super hot btw
Nope x
Dancer?
Correct lol
I cant dance at all apart from like a wild idiot lol x "
Can imagine you still pull it off well! Ha so frustrating not being able to dm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve played for my city rugby league team at Wembley
I’ve played the drums supporting a band to a 3,000 people crowd
I have 6 toes on one foot
6 toes on one foot ha
Darn it, you got it
Wembley must of been awesome bro
It was my man. I’ll never forget it. The day that my dad looked the proudest
That’s what makes it more awesome!! I’ve only ever done security for Wembley "
I scored, that was my proudest achievement. I also got sin binned...also my proudest achievement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My family are swedish.
I'm a professional dancer.
I cant remember most of my childhood x
Remembering your childhood is the lie?
Super hot btw
Nope x
Dancer?
Correct lol
I cant dance at all apart from like a wild idiot lol x
Can imagine you still pull it off well! Ha so frustrating not being able to dm "
Not as frustrating as not being able to dance lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to box
I have done a skydive
I was a trained dancer
Is skydive the lie? "
Damn, first guess and you got it.
I hate flying let alone jump out of a plane |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to box
I have done a skydive
I was a trained dancer
Is skydive the lie?
Damn, first guess and you got it.
I hate flying let alone jump out of a plane "
Haha sorry. I peeped at you pictures and thought, you certainly look fit enough to handle yourself, look elegant enough to he a dancer so went with skydive.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve played for my city rugby league team at Wembley
I’ve played the drums supporting a band to a 3,000 people crowd
I have 6 toes on one foot
6 toes on one foot ha
Darn it, you got it
Wembley must of been awesome bro
It was my man. I’ll never forget it. The day that my dad looked the proudest
That’s what makes it more awesome!! I’ve only ever done security for Wembley
I scored, that was my proudest achievement. I also got sin binned...also my proudest achievement "
Rough with the smooth and all that ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My family are swedish.
I'm a professional dancer.
I cant remember most of my childhood x
Remembering your childhood is the lie?
Super hot btw
Nope x
Dancer?
Correct lol
I cant dance at all apart from like a wild idiot lol x
Can imagine you still pull it off well! Ha so frustrating not being able to dm
Not as frustrating as not being able to dance lol x "
Hahaha I don’t have that problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit my fist in my mouth
I can lick my own elbow
I’ve had a pint with Peter Kay and he bought the round"
You just got me trying to lick my elbow, I can lick the inside crease and side a little but not sure if that counts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit my fist in my mouth
I can lick my own elbow
I’ve had a pint with Peter Kay and he bought the round
You just got me trying to lick my elbow, I can lick the inside crease and side a little but not sure if that counts "
Apparently it’s not possible...so I’m a scientific freak of nature...oh well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've jumped out of a plane
I jumped off a cable car into a ravine
I jumped through hoops of fire
Is the lie Hoops of fire?
You got it " that’s impressive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've jumped out of a plane
I jumped off a cable car into a ravine
I jumped through hoops of fire
Is the lie Hoops of fire?
You got it "
I'm on a roll today lol
Love the adrenaline junkie vibes ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My white wampant wabbit is called Willyam
After drinking a full bottle of fanta I burped and vibrated all the windows in the street and set 3 car alarms off in Belgium.
The Japanese president of the sumo wrestling team personally phoned me as there champion sumo slipped in aldi and sprained his ankle and they wanted me to take his place in next Tuesdays fatty fight x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've jumped out of a plane
I jumped off a cable car into a ravine
I jumped through hoops of fire
Is the lie Hoops of fire?
You got it
I'm on a roll today lol
Love the adrenaline junkie vibes !"
That was 20 years ago - now I'm afraid of going down an escalator |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My white wampant wabbit is called Willyam
After drinking a full bottle of fanta I burped and vibrated all the windows in the street and set 3 car alarms off in Belgium.
The Japanese president of the sumo wrestling team personally phoned me as there champion sumo slipped in aldi and sprained his ankle and they wanted me to take his place in next Tuesdays fatty fight x "
Haha the first one is a lie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've jumped out of a plane
I jumped off a cable car into a ravine
I jumped through hoops of fire
Is the lie Hoops of fire?
You got it
I'm on a roll today lol
Love the adrenaline junkie vibes !
That was 20 years ago - now I'm afraid of going down an escalator "
They’re pretty brutal tbf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once was a Police Officer
I used to work for Tommy Smith ex Liverpool player
I’m Welsh
Police officer
Wrong ... I was one "
Tommy Smith...who ever he is |
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"I once was a Police Officer
I used to work for Tommy Smith ex Liverpool player
I’m Welsh
Police officer
Wrong ... I was one
Tommy Smith...who ever he is"
He played for Liverpool ha ha
No I’m not Welsh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once was a Police Officer
I used to work for Tommy Smith ex Liverpool player
I’m Welsh
Police officer
Wrong ... I was one
Tommy Smith...who ever he is
He played for Liverpool ha ha
No I’m not Welsh "
Well I’m crap at the game lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My white wampant wabbit is called Willyam
After drinking a full bottle of fanta I burped and vibrated all the windows in the street and set 3 car alarms off in Belgium.
The Japanese president of the sumo wrestling team personally phoned me as there champion sumo slipped in aldi and sprained his ankle and they wanted me to take his place in next Tuesdays fatty fight x
Haha the first one is a lie"
No there all true |
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