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By *ittlevixen OP Woman
over a year ago
Mold North Wales |
Clusterfuck is bringing the HoHoHo into your Christmas with myself as the naughty Elvie on the shelf.
Join Si & Jane - For Christmas Clusterfuck Event! Thursday 5th December at Townhouse on the Wirral. Can’t wait to see you all for some cheeky Christmas fuckery.
Just in case you hadn’t heard we are now officially in Urban Dictionary as the following:
‘Clusterfuck’ – noun
“A cluster of horny swingers engaged in group sex/gangbangs in a safe and consensual environment or for the more cultured of you a giant Gang Bang.”
The brand new gloryholes, launched for the Clusterfuck parties only, will be making a return! The list of ladies chomping at the bit to use them is getting as long as the guy's list who are eager to please! Any ladies who want to experience anonymous fuckery (chaperoned for safety by our sexy police officers where the policy of no bag, no shag is upheld), please step forward!! If you have any fantasies about laying back and letting a queue of horny guys have their wicked way with you or any of you attached gents have a fantasy of seeing your partner in the middle of it all while you conduct the proceedings or just ‘holding their hand’ while they are in ecstasy then please message us!
If the Female gloryhole is not for you, then we have several more zones for you to ‘cluster up’ and bang as a gang! Lol As always, Townhouse events are LGBT friendly, so we are more than happy to orchestrate some same sex fuckery! ?? Fancy a dark room scenario? Let us know!
To mark the one year anniversary we have the honour to be arranging a gang bang for a special sexy lady, so if you think you have the stamina drop us a line?
Now that your interest has been piqued and you are going to attend, please email us at infotownhouse@aol.com and get your name down! Just so you know this event is NOT a guest list only event, but we would like to know that you are coming so we can keep an eye on the numbers attending.
As always, we are open to ideas and suggestions and have a few more in the making but if you have a specific request let us know and we will try and cater for your deviant needs.
Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough, feel free as it helps to get the party started early; we will be!
Can’t wait to see you and meet you all on the night!
xxxx
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The particulars
Doors open at 7:30pm and closing time is 1:30am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.
You don’t need to be a member to attend this party and for any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna. You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY!
Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
We’d also like to mention the launch of our already very popular new cocktail menu and of course the Townhouse well-stocked branded bar which includes the oriGin bar where you have the choice of over 50 gins including the only place you can purchase the club’s very own artisan brand of gin…..Tipsy Unicorn Gin.
Entry Prices:
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
Couples £20
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill
Please feel free to DM for further information. Be sure to write Clusterfuck in the subject.. |
Miss wouldnt miss it
Reserved please and thank you Haha xx
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xxx Fez 