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Empty Your Sack, It's CHRISTMAAASSSSS @ Townhouse Saturday 21st December
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"Twas the week before Christmas, when all through Townhouse, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The staff and hosts are dressed as Santa and his elves and they don’t care if they look silly coz they’re here to enjoy themselves. They are ready to greet our guests and serve them with beer, along with food, festive treats and a dollop of Christmas cheer. It’s 8.29pm and the doors are about to open, 1 minute until the chaos, well at least we are hopin’ The club is like a grotto, with deccies all around, flashing lights, tinsel and Christmas porn in the background. Mince pies, Stollen and choccies are lined up on the bar and a feast fit for a king awaits, minus the caviar! (blurgh) The doors burst open, ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS!’ we cry, while guests pile into the club, a naughty twinkle in their eye. Snogs are exchanged and hugs are dished out, it’s like family coming home, coz that’s what Townhouse is all about. The gin bar is raided and the glasses are filled, so it’s time to hit the dancefloor and the shots to be swilled. Everyone is dancing with one thing on their mind, which person in the room will they become entwined?! Sexual tension fills the air and the dancing becomes dirty, before you know it, filth is all around and it’s more than just flirty! What happens upstairs? Well I couldn’t possibly say, coz what happens in Townhouse within our walls it will stay!!! If you’re curious for more and you’re a party animal at heart, then stick Dec 21st in your diary and become a Townhouse Tart. Membership or ID will get you through our doors but not after 11pm it won’t, coz that’s last entry of course! So Townhouse is the place to party and you know that I’m right………… So MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and to all a good night xxx Normal prices apply, but full loyalty cards will not be accepted for free entry due to high overheads : £10/ female £10/TGirl £25/couple £30/single guy Guys must book in advance and there will only be 8 single guy places New couples and females welcome" Swinging poetry!!! A prize has to go to the writer for this. | |||
"Twas the week before Christmas, when all through Townhouse, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The staff and hosts are dressed as Santa and his elves and they don’t care if they look silly coz they’re here to enjoy themselves. They are ready to greet our guests and serve them with beer, along with food, festive treats and a dollop of Christmas cheer. It’s 8.29pm and the doors are about to open, 1 minute until the chaos, well at least we are hopin’ The club is like a grotto, with deccies all around, flashing lights, tinsel and Christmas porn in the background. Mince pies, Stollen and choccies are lined up on the bar and a feast fit for a king awaits, minus the caviar! (blurgh) The doors burst open, ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS!’ we cry, while guests pile into the club, a naughty twinkle in their eye. Snogs are exchanged and hugs are dished out, it’s like family coming home, coz that’s what Townhouse is all about. The gin bar is raided and the glasses are filled, so it’s time to hit the dancefloor and the shots to be swilled. Everyone is dancing with one thing on their mind, which person in the room will they become entwined?! Sexual tension fills the air and the dancing becomes dirty, before you know it, filth is all around and it’s more than just flirty! What happens upstairs? Well I couldn’t possibly say, coz what happens in Townhouse within our walls it will stay!!! If you’re curious for more and you’re a party animal at heart, then stick Dec 21st in your diary and become a Townhouse Tart. Membership or ID will get you through our doors but not after 11pm it won’t, coz that’s last entry of course! So Townhouse is the place to party and you know that I’m right………… So MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and to all a good night xxx Normal prices apply, but full loyalty cards will not be accepted for free entry due to high overheads : £10/ female £10/TGirl £25/couple £30/single guy Guys must book in advance and there will only be 8 single guy places New couples and females welcome Swinging poetry!!! A prize has to go to the writer for this." hahaha why thank you!! I have done quite a lot of these over the years! It's scratches my creative itch! 
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"Twas the week before Christmas, when all through Townhouse, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The staff and hosts are dressed as Santa and his elves and they don’t care if they look silly coz they’re here to enjoy themselves. They are ready to greet our guests and serve them with beer, along with food, festive treats and a dollop of Christmas cheer. It’s 8.29pm and the doors are about to open, 1 minute until the chaos, well at least we are hopin’ The club is like a grotto, with deccies all around, flashing lights, tinsel and Christmas porn in the background. Mince pies, Stollen and choccies are lined up on the bar and a feast fit for a king awaits, minus the caviar! (blurgh) The doors burst open, ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS!’ we cry, while guests pile into the club, a naughty twinkle in their eye. Snogs are exchanged and hugs are dished out, it’s like family coming home, coz that’s what Townhouse is all about. The gin bar is raided and the glasses are filled, so it’s time to hit the dancefloor and the shots to be swilled. Everyone is dancing with one thing on their mind, which person in the room will they become entwined?! Sexual tension fills the air and the dancing becomes dirty, before you know it, filth is all around and it’s more than just flirty! What happens upstairs? Well I couldn’t possibly say, coz what happens in Townhouse within our walls it will stay!!! If you’re curious for more and you’re a party animal at heart, then stick Dec 21st in your diary and become a Townhouse Tart. Membership or ID will get you through our doors but not after 11pm it won’t, coz that’s last entry of course! So Townhouse is the place to party and you know that I’m right………… So MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and to all a good night xxx Normal prices apply, but full loyalty cards will not be accepted for free entry due to high overheads : £10/ female £10/TGirl £25/couple £30/single guy Guys must book in advance and there will only be 8 single guy places New couples and females welcome Swinging poetry!!! A prize has to go to the writer for this. hahaha why thank you!! I have done quite a lot of these over the years! It's scratches my creative itch!
Vic xx"Am sure there are many aspects to your creativity... | |||
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"Hoping to make this our first visit to Townhouse!!!! Suitable for newbies ???" It's a brilliant night for newbies!!! What a fantastic intro to the club!!  | |||
"To dress as santa or not to dress as Santa... that is the question Haha "Yes go for it. We want Santa. The more who dress up the better the atmosphere. Mrs P is getting an outfit together. And she loves rummaging in pants!! Hehe x | |||
"Tinks needs to end his Christmas shenanigans in the best possible way, will he be fortunate enough to be granted one of the single male places by Santa and his elves, he doesn't want anything else for Christmas and has been mostly good all year "You wish is my command...you have one of our coverted single guy places | |||
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"Tinks needs to end his Christmas shenanigans in the best possible way, will he be fortunate enough to be granted one of the single male places by Santa and his elves, he doesn't want anything else for Christmas and has been mostly good all year
You wish is my command...you have one of our coverted single guy places "Whoop whoop the perfect end to my Christmas shenanigans xx | |||
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"Can we be put on the list please? Can't think of a Xmas party we'd rather be at! "No list for this one guys ... Just make sure you get there early!! x | |||
"Can we be put on the list please? Can't think of a Xmas party we'd rather be at!
No list for this one guys ... Just make sure you get there early!! x"Hotel is booked, grandparents are babysitting, we can't wait! | |||
"Can we be put on the list please? Can't think of a Xmas party we'd rather be at!
No list for this one guys ... Just make sure you get there early!! x
Hotel is booked, grandparents are babysitting, we can't wait! "Yay!! Good old grandparents xx | |||
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"This party is going to be amazing! Last opportunity for some filth before having to behave and be normal around the family! A rendition of Jingle Boobs is in order!" When the fook are you ever 'normal'? Hahaha | |||
"This party is going to be amazing! Last opportunity for some filth before having to behave and be normal around the family! A rendition of Jingle Boobs is in order!" Yipeee!!  Love it. Question is with H be wearing his full Christmas suit!? xx | |||
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"Our buffet isn't just food....... It's M&S food......" I can totally hear you saying that!!!! | |||
"Our buffet isn't just food....... It's M&S food...... I can totally hear you saying that!!!! "...or should it be S&M food?? Lol | |||
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"So looking forward to another Townhouse party and meeting lots of friendly Northerners again. Amazing venues that combines socialising and play with lots of fun! It’s been a while and can’t wait! "You won't recognise the place! It's changed so much since you were last up here! See you soon Xx | |||
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"First visit to townhouse for us tonight ! " Excellent!! Look forward to welcoming you in and showing you around xxx | |||
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"Heading out of town tonight, so won’t be able to attend! Have a great time everyone "You missed a goodun but glad you enjoyed Cupids
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"Heading out of town tonight, so won’t be able to attend! Have a great time everyone
You missed a goodun but glad you enjoyed Cupids
Xx"Was on the hunt for single guys last night
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