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MILF MONDAY @ Townhouse - Monday 9th September 2019 “The ‘Back to School’ One”. 10:30am - 3:30pm Pt2
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
Blink & you’ll miss the summer!! September is just round the corner & I hope you’ve got your pencil case ready & your uniform ironed, because it’s Back to School!!
It’s the first day of the new term at Townhouse Academy and Miss Morticia will be on hand to make sure every one is well behaved & anyone naughty is promptly dealt with! Mistress Vicky will be taking the register, so make sure you’re not caught bunking off, or it’ll be Six of the Best!!
We want to see your most inventive outfits - schoolies are fine, but we want to see teachers, lab geeks, sports jocks, cheerleaders ... anything school related goes!!
If you'd like to enrol for Townhouse Academy’s Milf Monday, then please comment below in this forum and we'll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
School fees are £10 for the guys but the lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 9th
Morticia
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‘The Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code - no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES - You are MORE than welcome at the club and I'll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!
You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 - or you can bring your own
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!
For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out
https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52 |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
Wow, that one filled up quickly!!
Following on from the first thread, Mrs Riverdeep & The Handymancan are both added to the list!!  |
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I'm afraid we're going to be wagging school this month. Soneone is off on her jollys tomorrow. |
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By *haunMan
over a year ago
Halton |
Little over a week away, can't wait. 
Jumping on part two.
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Just need to work out something to wear?
Or just go birthday suit naked for my birthday? 
xxx |
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"Little over a week away, can't wait.
Jumping on part two.
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Just need to work out something to wear?
Or just go birthday suit naked for my birthday?
xxx"
Naked birthday boy xx |
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Hello lovely lady, could you please add both of us x |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"I'm afraid we're going to be wagging school this month. Soneone is off on her jollys tomorrow."
Have a great time!! X |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Little over a week away, can't wait.
Jumping on part two.
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Just need to work out something to wear?
Or just go birthday suit naked for my birthday?
xxx"
I’m sure you’ll come up with something x |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Hello lovely lady, could you please add both of us x"
Yay!! Of course! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going to get my outfit sorted this week can’t wait. Geeky and freaky
Hopefully some likeminded classmates will “talk nerdy to me” |
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Erm... When i said i couldn't make it a couple of days ago... I was assuming that it was first monday... It's always first monday! Except for bank holidays! So i figured - it's not a bank holiday, so must be first Monday... (trying to wriggle my way out of not actually reading the date that's in the title line of the thread)
Erm, please Mrs Morticia, I've got a note from my mum that I'm to be excused PE class... |
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Oooh new thread. Checking in. Have 2 outfits in mind for this x |
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
Ooooo, we have a part 2!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooh new thread. Checking in. Have 2 outfits in mind for this x"
. Looking forward to seeing you in (and out!) of these!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could we be taken off as a couple please, but add me tattooed (Rosie) single female if possible....... xxx |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Erm... When i said i couldn't make it a couple of days ago... I was assuming that it was first monday... It's always first monday! Except for bank holidays! So i figured - it's not a bank holiday, so must be first Monday... (trying to wriggle my way out of not actually reading the date that's in the title line of the thread)
Erm, please Mrs Morticia, I've got a note from my mum that I'm to be excused PE class..."
It’s usually late in September to let the anklebiters get back to school!!
And of course you can be added!! x |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Ooooo, we have a part 2!! "
I know ... looks like this is going to another busy one!! |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Could we be taken off as a couple please, but add me tattooed (Rosie) single female if possible....... xxx"
Of course lovely! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could we be taken off as a couple please, but add me tattooed (Rosie) single female if possible....... xxx
Of course lovely! "
Thank you muchly xxx. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just jumping on... x |
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"Ooooooo a list???
For research purposes "
Of course. That's what they are for x  |
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"Could we be taken off as a couple please, but add me tattooed (Rosie) single female if possible....... xxx"
Yeah. Xx |
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hi is it to late to get on the list? |
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damn it scrub that request realised got commitments grrrrr |
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By *ustKatyWoman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Jumping on the new thread... although shouldn’t be jumping anywhere! May have had a small accident this weekend but fingers crossed fit n well by next week!!    |
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"Wow, that one filled up quickly!!
Following on from the first thread, Mrs Riverdeep & The Handymancan are both added to the list!! "
Pop me down please, sure I've
got a strict School Marm outfit somewhere  |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"hi is it to late to get on the list?"
It’s a week away yet, so definitely itely not! |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Wow, that one filled up quickly!!
Following on from the first thread, Mrs Riverdeep & The Handymancan are both added to the list!!
Pop me down please, sure I've
got a strict School Marm outfit somewhere "
Perfect!! See you there! |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"damn it scrub that request realised got commitments grrrrr"
Ah - never mind!! |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Ooooooo a list???
For research purposes
Of course. That's what they are for x "
You’re about 5 days early for that!! |
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"Ooooooo a list???
For research purposes
Of course. That's what they are for x
You’re about 5 days early for that!! "
Early bird catches the worm |
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
"Ooooooo a list???
For research purposes
Of course. That's what they are for x
You’re about 5 days early for that!!
Early bird catches the worm "
I'm sure you will get more than a mere worm!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jumping on x |
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Looking forward to the start of our month of joint birthday celebrations - see you all there! Can't wait! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting very excited for this event x |
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Catching up. Can’t wait. Trying to get a plus one  |
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"Catching up. Can’t wait. Trying to get a plus one "
Could you also add LiverpoolGirl1891 as a maybe please? |
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"Ooooooo a list???
For research purposes
Of course. That's what they are for x
You’re about 5 days early for that!!
Early bird catches the worm "
they sure do ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very much looking forward to catching up with an old friend at this one |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Catching up. Can’t wait. Trying to get a plus one
Could you also add LiverpoolGirl1891 as a maybe please?"
Sorry, we don’t do maybe’s for Milf as it’s always over subscribed!!
Let me know when she’s a definite & I’ll add her then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey Morticia! Long time no see! Please can I come to Milf? Looks like my schedule has opened up! |
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Could I please be added to the list? |
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Arr.. Boss has refused my leave. Sorry can I be took off the list to let another guy take my place |
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"Hopping on  "
Hopping on for what ?????? |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Hey Morticia! Long time no see! Please can I come to Milf? Looks like my schedule has opened up! "
Of course you can my lovely! |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Could I please be added to the list? "
Absolutely! |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Arr.. Boss has refused my leave. Sorry can I be took off the list to let another guy take my place "
Pesky bosses!! Maybe next month! x |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Can I be added again please."
Of course! |
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"Arr.. Boss has refused my leave. Sorry can I be took off the list to let another guy take my place
Pesky bosses!! Maybe next month! x"
Hopefully! I will have to get my leave request in earlier |
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By *ossemarMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Hi Morticia, can I be added to the list for Monday please? xx |
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Morning Miss Morticia.
Sorry but Maggie and Rob cannot come to your party on Monday due to a lousy combination of work Rota change and life in general. We really have you get our work life balance sorted apologies for this
Xxx |
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Can I put my name down please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm getting a bit excited now....all I need to decide is what to wear....?? |
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"I'm getting a bit excited now....all I need to decide is what to wear....??"
Clothes help |
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Could you please add
James B sm
Johnny R sm
Ta xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm getting a bit excited now....all I need to decide is what to wear....??
Clothes help "
clothes? oh damn! x |
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"I'm getting a bit excited now....all I need to decide is what to wear....??
Clothes help
clothes? oh damn! x"
Clothes are optional |
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"I'm getting a bit excited now....all I need to decide is what to wear....??
Clothes help
clothes? oh damn! x
Clothes are optional "
In the street I guess they help |
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By *ustKatyWoman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I'm getting a bit excited now....all I need to decide is what to wear....??
Clothes help
clothes? oh damn! x
Clothes are optional "
I say No to clothes!! ....just a school tie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I didn't realise there was a pt2. Looking forward to this. Just be gentle with me, it's my first time haha |
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"Can I put my name down please? "
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Hi, is there any spaces left to attend this event? Thanks X |
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Mortica can you add us to the list please |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Hi Morticia,
Is there any space left for us to attend on Monday. "
Absolutely!! See you there! |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Hi Morticia, can I be added to the list for Monday please? xx"
Done!! |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Can I put my name down please? "
Of course!! Look forward to meeting you |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Could you please add
James B sm
Johnny R sm
Ta xxx"
Done |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Hi, is there any spaces left to attend this event? Thanks X "
There are ... I take it you want one? |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Mortica can you add us to the list please "
Of course!! |
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By *igChezzMan
over a year ago
BIRKENHEAD |
Popping on this thread before it gets full too. Have my "props" organised see you all there .. any naughty ladies needing a good tongue lashing from me let me know .... |
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"Hi, is there any spaces left to attend this event? Thanks X
There are ... I take it you want one? "
Yes please X |
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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago
liverpool |
"Hi, is there any spaces left to attend this event? Thanks X
There are ... I take it you want one?
Yes please X "
Yes please |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Could you please add Gary D xx"
Done x |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Can I be added please?"
Of course, lovely! |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Hi, is there any spaces left to attend this event? Thanks X
There are ... I take it you want one?
Yes please X "
You’re added! |
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Sorry won't be able to make it. Bloody work! |
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oh Mrs Riverdeep...youll get lines and detention..xx |
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Got my uniform all cleaned and ready. Going to surprise one or two of you |
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Any space left for a little one??? |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Any space left for a little one???"
Always for you lovely! |
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"Hi, is there any spaces left to attend this event? Thanks X
There are ... I take it you want one?
Yes please X
You’re added! "
Thank you |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
List will be posted shortly ... watch this space |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
So, here it is ... this list is bloody epic!! I'm gonna need 3 Weetabix on Monday!!
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**LADIES
Alice in Wonderpants
BJ Princess
Demerera
Foxy 1965
In a swing dress
Just Katy
Lady R 68
Little Miss Cali
Liverpool Girl 91
Lucky 78
Minnie the minx
Mrs Tall & Tattooed
Polly
Raven Red
Savage Garden
Sexy Lexie
Thick Thighs 19
Welshsuns
Witto Woo
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**COUPLES
Chatty Pair
Dempsey & Makepeace
Jack & Black
Jess & Pat
Jewels & Shrops
Noobs 69
Oceania & Tiamat
The Klangs
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**GENTS
Andy 000
Andy King
Apple 16
Axel
Big Chezz
Big John Boy
Big Johnboy
Black Santa
Blue Eyed Boy 9
Boaby 12345
Danny Boy
Dave J 280
Ebony Heaven
Fabjay
Franny 1961
Gary D
Gymboy
Honeyboy
Ian R
James B
Jamie R
John zmz
Jonathan 14
Jonny R
Jossemar
Large Rod
Lecky Dave
Lover K
Martin Lycra
Matt F
Merseyside Man
Miguel
Motorman
Mr Nice Guy
Mystery Mids Man
Naughty Male 2018
Nice & Tidy
Nick L
NW Voy Boy
NYC Sausage
Older Guy 4u
Oldham Boomerang
One Winged Angel
Penketh Player
Peter H
Powerhouse
Real Adonis
Roger More
Ryan 30
Sam S
Scouser 01
Simon B
Souse Lad 58
Steve W
Sub4Dom 96
Thaun
The Handyman Can
Whatever ABC
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If your name is on the register but you bunk off, you will earn a strike, so please make sure you let us know ASAP if you can't attend!!
And if you're thinking about joining us, get your name down before the list closes, because this is one day you DO NOT want to miss!!
See you all Monday!!
M xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I join the list please? |
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Could you please add Chris and Sam
Ta! X |
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My boss has changed his mind and I now have the day off.. Please can I be added to the list again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"List will be posted shortly ... watch this space "
What a line up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looks like a bloody brilliant day is going to be bad by all....
Looking forward to my solo adventure
Rosie. |
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"Looks like a bloody brilliant day is going to be bad by all....
Looking forward to my solo adventure
Rosie. "
We will look after you gorgeous xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi. Unfortunately, I’m not going to be able to make it now. Really sorry! Will try harder next time....
Please dont make me do detention! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks like a bloody brilliant day is going to be bad by all....
Looking forward to my solo adventure
Rosie.
We will look after you gorgeous xx"
Haha hope so it’s starting to feel like my first day of school haha. |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"My boss has changed his mind and I now have the day off.. Please can I be added to the list again. "
Of course!! |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Can I join the list please?"
You can! |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Could you please add Chris and Sam
Ta! X"
Done! |
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Could you please add
Skip2000 sm
Kieran M sm
Tony S sm
Lee E sm
Taaaaa xx |
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By *r69xMan
over a year ago
St Helens |
Is the list still open, if it is can I be added to the list?
Been a long time since I could make it but can make Monday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any chance of an additional sm? |
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"Is the list still open, if it is can I be added to the list?
Been a long time since I could make it but can make Monday "
Bloody hell!!! The wanderer returns! |
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By *ustKatyWoman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
So excited for my first day back after the summer holidays! Uniforms hung up ready, shoes are polished & I’ll make sure I get an early night! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And as quick as that I can't attend sorry lovely take me off the list. |
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By *r69xMan
over a year ago
St Helens |
"Is the list still open, if it is can I be added to the list?
Been a long time since I could make it but can make Monday
Bloody hell!!! The wanderer returns!"
Does that mean you’ve saved my locker for me Vicky |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Is the list still open, if it is can I be added to the list?
Been a long time since I could make it but can make Monday "
Yes, we can squeeze you in! |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Any chance of an additional sm?"
Yes, added! |
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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago
liverpool |
"Is the list still open, if it is can I be added to the list?
Been a long time since I could make it but can make Monday "
Hello stranger xx |
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By *r69xMan
over a year ago
St Helens |
"Is the list still open, if it is can I be added to the list?
Been a long time since I could make it but can make Monday
Hello stranger xx"
It’s been a while (I’ll be like the new boy all over again) xx |
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Looks like a fab turn out! Cant wait now |
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Nor can I be my second time here |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"Can I be added please x"
Of course lovely! x |
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Hopefully I'll be a bit more less nervous this time round |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting excited for this event!!.. |
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Looking forward to this event!
Not been to a Milf Monday for a while! |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
Checking in.
Excited to see you all tomorrow |
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"Checking in.
Excited to see you all tomorrow "
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By *igChezzMan
over a year ago
BIRKENHEAD |
Looking forward to meeting good friends and hopefully some new ones .. are there any naughty ladies need a good tongue lashing from me? Let me know or ask the head master.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Excited to see everyone! |
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oh heck..miss Morticia will be so cross..skirt and blouse not ironed..homework unfinised no socks...
what will she do to me...!! |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"oh heck..miss Morticia will be so cross..skirt and blouse not ironed..homework unfinised no socks...
what will she do to me...!!"
Tut tut Martin - you might have to stand in the corner!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm going to have to duck out I'm afraid, a call from work... sorry about that |
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Hi can you put my name down
Single male |
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Will be setting off 10am so should be with you by 11am. |
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By *r69xMan
over a year ago
St Helens |
Sorry I’ll have to drop out, been called into work |
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By *igwavesCouple
over a year ago
West Cumbria |
We know it's short notice, but is it possible to add us to the list please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Works messed my holiday request up so can’t attend, last minute disaster. Have fun all |
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Watch the a41 in to Birkenhead there's delays |
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Don’t think Lucy will be making an appearance at Milf Monday today
Don’t worry, Tony will still be there |
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"We know it's short notice, but is it possible to add us to the list please? "
Bigwaves you're on the list x |
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All cancellations get a strike and some now have 3, so that's the end of the line I'm afraid |
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"All cancellations get a strike and some now have 3, so that's the end of the line I'm afraid "
Did you mean me? All I meant was I wasn’t coming in my dress lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being called into work" is the new "my goldfish has died!"  |
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Can put me on guest list
Been before |
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On route now. Traffic horrendous near me. |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"All cancellations get a strike and some now have 3, so that's the end of the line I'm afraid
Did you mean me? All I meant was I wasn’t coming in my dress lol"
No, just in general! |
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"All cancellations get a strike and some now have 3, so that's the end of the line I'm afraid
Did you mean me? All I meant was I wasn’t coming in my dress lol
No, just in general! "
Phew!!! Haha should be there around 11:30.....just waiting for a certain someone to get bloody ready haha |
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By *r69xMan
over a year ago
St Helens |
""Being called into work" is the new "my goldfish has died!" "
It’s actually one of my engineers has been involved in a big crash so had to go in
But my Goldfish is still going strong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I jump on the guest list I know it’s last minute ive only just seen this.... been to townhouse befor |
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I have messaged vikki but I cant make it today, J |
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Hi - can I get my name on the guest list please? Sorry it’s a bit late but can be there in 20mins x |
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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago
liverpool |
Thanks to everyone at townhouse for another great Milf Monday xx
If we chatted then say hello x |
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Thank you for popping my cherry! |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
Well that was fun
Say hi if we spoke/played x |
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I’ve never been to a milf Monday that I haven’t enjoyed! Perfect event as always.
Thank you Morticia, Jim and Vic. And thank you to anyone else that spoke to me and made it a great day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a fab day, if we chatted get in touch
Rosie
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Brilliant milf Monday as always!!! Thank you to everyone xx |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
Wow!!
What an amazing day that was!! 96 very horny people turned up today & it certainly seemed like you all enjoyed yourselves!!
You definitely kept us all busy (well, no rest for the wicked!) And we even managed to raise some money for Macmillan with some amazing cakes!!
As always, some brilliant outfits on display today - schoolgirl/ boys, science geeks, teachers, headmasters, a cheerleader & a school nurse!! And not forgetting Mr Klang with his lunchbox ...
Thanks to everyone who came - you guys are what makes this event so good!! And a huge shout out to Preston, Craig, Jim & Mistress Vicky for keeping you guys in towels, drinks, cake & clean bedding!!
October’s Milf is 7th is the month & the listing is already up. It’s a hallowe’en ‘spook-tacular’, so get those outfits at the ready & I’ll see you there!
M xx |
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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
... and if you can spare a couple of minutes to drop an event review on the review page, that would be fantastic!!
https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52
M x |
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By *ustKatyWoman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Wow!!
What an amazing day that was!! 96 very horny people turned up today & it certainly seemed like you all enjoyed yourselves!!
You definitely kept us all busy (well, no rest for the wicked!) And we even managed to raise some money for Macmillan with some amazing cakes!!
As always, some brilliant outfits on display today - schoolgirl/ boys, science geeks, teachers, headmasters, a cheerleader & a school nurse!! And not forgetting Mr Klang with his lunchbox ...
Thanks to everyone who came - you guys are what makes this event so good!! And a huge shout out to Preston, Craig, Jim & Mistress Vicky for keeping you guys in towels, drinks, cake & clean bedding!!
October’s Milf is 7th is the month & the listing is already up. It’s a hallowe’en ‘spook-tacular’, so get those outfits at the ready & I’ll see you there!
M xx"
Fantastic day as ever, thanks!! Loved being the cheeky, ‘injured’ cheerleader celebrating ‘Back to School’. Everyone looked Fab as ever... oh and that Lunch box & it’s treats...!!
Counting down to the ‘Spook-tacular’ one already!! |
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"Wow!!
What an amazing day that was!! 96 very horny people turned up today & it certainly seemed like you all enjoyed yourselves!!
You definitely kept us all busy (well, no rest for the wicked!) And we even managed to raise some money for Macmillan with some amazing cakes!!
As always, some brilliant outfits on display today - schoolgirl/ boys, science geeks, teachers, headmasters, a cheerleader & a school nurse!! And not forgetting Mr Klang with his lunchbox ...
Thanks to everyone who came - you guys are what makes this event so good!! And a huge shout out to Preston, Craig, Jim & Mistress Vicky for keeping you guys in towels, drinks, cake & clean bedding!!
October’s Milf is 7th is the month & the listing is already up. It’s a hallowe’en ‘spook-tacular’, so get those outfits at the ready & I’ll see you there!
M xx
Fantastic day as ever, thanks!! Loved being the cheeky, ‘injured’ cheerleader celebrating ‘Back to School’. Everyone looked Fab as ever... oh and that Lunch box & it’s treats...!!
Counting down to the ‘Spook-tacular’ one already!! "
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By *haunMan
over a year ago
Halton |
"Wow!!
What an amazing day that was!! 96 very horny people turned up today & it certainly seemed like you all enjoyed yourselves!!
You definitely kept us all busy (well, no rest for the wicked!) And we even managed to raise some money for Macmillan with some amazing cakes!!
As always, some brilliant outfits on display today - schoolgirl/ boys, science geeks, teachers, headmasters, a cheerleader & a school nurse!! And not forgetting Mr Klang with his lunchbox ...
Thanks to everyone who came - you guys are what makes this event so good!! And a huge shout out to Preston, Craig, Jim & Mistress Vicky for keeping you guys in towels, drinks, cake & clean bedding!!
October’s Milf is 7th is the month & the listing is already up. It’s a hallowe’en ‘spook-tacular’, so get those outfits at the ready & I’ll see you there!
M xx
Fantastic day as ever, thanks!! Loved being the cheeky, ‘injured’ cheerleader celebrating ‘Back to School’. Everyone looked Fab as ever... oh and that Lunch box & it’s treats...!!
Counting down to the ‘Spook-tacular’ one already!!
He emptied his lunch box afterwards and what treats I had..!!! Mrs Klang "
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Mrs Klang!!
At least (as far as I was aware!) you weren't snacking during school and waited till the end of the day to enjoy lunchbox treats.
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Thanks to everyone for a great day, my first MILF Monday for far too long, a really great way to celebrate my birthday and a delight catching up with friends old and new.
Sadly too many people I briefly chatted with in passing without actually having the time to properly chat or exchange names.
You'd have thought I'd have had some paper and a pencil in one of my lab coat pockets.
To the delightful people attending, the as always amazing and helpful staff to our beautiful hostess Miss Morticia. (Sorry , I forgot that apple!).
Thanks for a great day.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow indeed! 1st visit to TH will definitely remain a memorable one!
Thanks for showing me about, and thanks to anyone who took time to chat to the nervous new boy on class
Looking forward to my next visit |
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"Wow!!
What an amazing day that was!! 96 very horny people turned up today & it certainly seemed like you all enjoyed yourselves!!
You definitely kept us all busy (well, no rest for the wicked!) And we even managed to raise some money for Macmillan with some amazing cakes!!
As always, some brilliant outfits on display today - schoolgirl/ boys, science geeks, teachers, headmasters, a cheerleader & a school nurse!! And not forgetting Mr Klang with his lunchbox ...
Thanks to everyone who came - you guys are what makes this event so good!! And a huge shout out to Preston, Craig, Jim & Mistress Vicky for keeping you guys in towels, drinks, cake & clean bedding!!
October’s Milf is 7th is the month & the listing is already up. It’s a hallowe’en ‘spook-tacular’, so get those outfits at the ready & I’ll see you there!
M xx
Fantastic day as ever, thanks!! Loved being the cheeky, ‘injured’ cheerleader celebrating ‘Back to School’. Everyone looked Fab as ever... oh and that Lunch box & it’s treats...!!
Counting down to the ‘Spook-tacular’ one already!!
He emptied his lunch box afterwards and what treats I had..!!! Mrs Klang
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Mrs Klang!!
At least (as far as I was aware!) you weren't snacking during school and waited till the end of the day to enjoy lunchbox treats.
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Thanks to everyone for a great day, my first MILF Monday for far too long, a really great way to celebrate my birthday and a delight catching up with friends old and new.
Sadly too many people I briefly chatted with in passing without actually having the time to properly chat or exchange names.
You'd have thought I'd have had some paper and a pencil in one of my lab coat pockets.
To the delightful people attending, the as always amazing and helpful staff to our beautiful hostess Miss Morticia. (Sorry , I forgot that apple!).
Thanks for a great day.
xxx"
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LOVED today!!! The time flew over! My highlight was a pair of naughty (and filthy) schoolies leaving post it notes around the club, the best being 'like my arse' on a Hep B awareness poster hahaha
The best day of laughs, cake, fuckery and friends
Xxx |
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"LOVED today!!! The time flew over! My highlight was a pair of naughty (and filthy) schoolies leaving post it notes around the club, the best being 'like my arse' on a Hep B awareness poster hahaha
The best day of laughs, cake, fuckery and friends
Xxx"
How did I end up with one saying “donkey dick” on my boxers when I got home? Haha really did!!! |
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"LOVED today!!! The time flew over! My highlight was a pair of naughty (and filthy) schoolies leaving post it notes around the club, the best being 'like my arse' on a Hep B awareness poster hahaha
The best day of laughs, cake, fuckery and friends
Xxx"
It was great to be back. I'm gutted I missed the cake, but it was worth missing |
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