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Monday 9th April - MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE "The Grand National one" 2nd thread
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Monday 9th April - MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE "The Grand National one"
10.30am til 3.30pm
Now I'm not trying to stirrup trouble, but I reckon that Milf Monday at Townhouse is simply the busiest and best daytime event going. I'd even put a little wager on it!
Calling all fillies, jockeys, studs, stallions and those who simply love a good ride! For those quick off the mark and chomping at the bit, or those who favour the "slow and steady wins the race" approach. All are welcome!
If you'd like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we'll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
£10 for single males.
As it's Ladies Day on the week of Milf Monday, Ladies get FREE ENTRY!
Couple's just £5.
Just a few jokes* to get you in the mood for our Grand National Milf Monday....
Q: What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A: A zebra.
Great Grand National Gambling Tip for Aintree: Dusty Rug (12-1)
It’s never been beaten!
Q: What do you call a well-balanced horse?
A: Stable.
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our Grand National Milf Monday!
Charlotte
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*Townhouse are by no means responsible for the lack of laughter due to Charlotte's "jokes"
The more serious stuff....
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES - You are MORE than welcome to the club and I'll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident's (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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So the first thread got too long. Here's your latest guest list....
9plus sm
Agentloveday SF
Ali_north sm
Andrea C SF
Andy797930 sm
B Phipps sm
Blackey89 sm
Blaine and Louise CPL
Blueshadow sm
Bryan and Dawn CPL
Buzzin2012 sm
CEEBEE123 sm
Conlen84 sm
cuckholdfun sm
Cunnylingy sm
Dan_NW sm
Davew67 sm
David V sm
dillh sm
DirtyCplOldColwyn SF only
F0xy1965 SF
Finbar60 sm
Gadget Dave sm
Ginormous007 sm
Gudgirlgonebad SF
Gymboy sm
Howsar96 sm
Ian 3792 sm
imbackonceagain2018 sm
Imcumingagain SF ?
Ishake sm
Jamesm4667 sm
Jennifer SF
Jimmy911 sm
Jockey1987 sm
K1983J sm
Kevin1993 sm
Kittens24 SF
Large_rod sm
LeckyDave sm
LongGirthyCock sm
Lucky78 SF
Macca71 sm
Maggie and Rob CPL
Marriedkev1 sm
MartinLycra sm
Milf hunting sm
Milkman1 sm
Mini_minx_86 SF
Miss Choosy SF
MissSelective SF
Morticia76 SF
Mr Chester sm
MrandMrs22 sm only
Mrmoot sm
Myles sm
Ned1878 sm
Nickcheshire1963 sm
Olderguy4u sm
Onetimer22 sm
Party-pair sm only
Penkethplayer sm
Phil a pussy sm
Pinuppro SF
Pleasure70 CPL
Ray sm
RockchicXXX SF
Secretscock sm
Stiffman sm
Supergirthuk sm
upforanything555 sm
Welshuns SF
Wittowoo SF
wonderboy12344 sm
Yourguy_2018 sm |
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"Haha how far have you manage to get??
Gonna be a good day. Can’t wait
I’ve not got down to Y yet .... I’m stuck on C for some reason  "
Adding another "C" for you  ...
Cheshire-male sm
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By (user no longer on site)
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It was lovely to meet loads of great people! Thanks for everything guys and hope to see you all soon  Now first time is out of the way, can be more confident. Already looking forward to the next event x |
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"Man driving a 4x4 newbie @ townhouse tall very sexy but didn’t get to play with him 
Ahh yes. I remember him 
Ooooooo saw him too .... very nice .... who is he???"
He's not on Fab. I'm trying to lure him back though |
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"Man driving a 4x4 newbie @ townhouse tall very sexy but didn’t get to play with him
Ahh yes. I remember him
Ooooooo saw him too .... very nice .... who is he???
He's not on Fab. I'm trying to lure him back though "
Oooooooo lure away  |
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"Vultures you lot!!!
Haha i keep laughing about the virgin media men! They didn't know where to look! 
Bet they come back for a membership "
They have been before to do emergency repairs in the club!! Can't tell you too much, but lets just say that they weren't that shy xx |
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"Vultures you lot!!!
Haha i keep laughing about the virgin media men! They didn't know where to look!
Bet they come back for a membership
They have been before to do emergency repairs in the club!! Can't tell you too much, but lets just say that they weren't that shy xx"
Oooooooo they were looking for somewhere to put their screwdriver  |
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