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JAMES BOND 007 Party Night @ Townhouse 28th April
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You are required to rendezvous at Townhouse on Saturday 28th April for a very special mission. You must be ready for anything… adopt a disguise and be licensed to thrill!
Ensure you are fully equipped with gadgets via ‘Q’, as our guests can be very demanding and you will need your wits about you.
To gain entry, you must say the password ‘Betty Swollocks’; by this your host will know you accept your mission! You may be handed a coded message but it is For Your Eyes Only so keep it safe. To avoid the admission of unwanted civilians, you will be required to verify your identity….you know what to do. The lady on reception is your friend and will take good care of you, tip her well!
It may be unpredictable at times and watch out for Pussy Galore, I hear she is everywhere!! The Man With the Golden Gun is NOT your ally, he has a View to a Kill, so eliminate if apprehended.
The other guests will be wearing smart attire and evening dresses, so it will be hard to differentiate between the sick and twisted villains and the innocent bystanders, so mingle and figure out who is who. Try not to be awkward and draw attention to yourself; dancing with guests will deter suspicious eyes.
Vodka Martinis will be offered (shaken not stirred of course) but they are lethal, so keep a clear head! I hear the buffet is to Live and Let Die for too!
This party is like no other…it is adult in nature and you may be invited into rooms to partake in activities of a sensual nature. Although we understand that this is very tempting, remember that you represent Her Majesty’s Secret Service and debauchery whilst on duty is prohibited, not that this has stopped you before!
This party could take you places you have never been before….but with your 'weapon', you will no doubt live to Die Another Day.
Good luck!!!
not so small print.......
Normal prices apply
8.30pm til 3am - last entry 11pm
DJ and Buffet available
New couples and ladies welcome
8 places for guys who must be members
Get your best clobber on!
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"I’ve been waiting for this thread to open. Can you put me down for one of the guy places please x would love to get my JAWS around PUSSY GALORE "
Hahaha....sounds a bit scary actually!!! Lol See you there xx |
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"Weapons off mass destruction
As long as it's not weapons of Ass Destruction!  lol
Dont know some people like that
Especially on our fet nights! lol "
Best thing about townhouse something for everyone. Everyone allways welcome.
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Mrs blue eyes chooses to accept your mission, she will bring along Mcduck, Mr mcduck!!
He has a weapon, he’s not afraid to use it 
You may not notice blue eyes, she’s quiet and she blends into the background 
Should you wish to find her, you will need to shake your booty 
Our aim is to stun you into submission, we have a shagbag to aid us in this mission 
So be afraid be very afraid
Mrs blue eyes  |
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"Mrs blue eyes chooses to accept your mission, she will bring along Mcduck, Mr mcduck!!
He has a weapon, he’s not afraid to use it
You may not notice blue eyes, she’s quiet and she blends into the background
Should you wish to find her, you will need to shake your booty
Our aim is to stun you into submission, we have a shagbag to aid us in this mission
So be afraid be very afraid
Mrs blue eyes "
Im sure Q will provide u with new gizmos |
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I just need to highlight that this IS NOT A GUESTLIST party. This thread is purely for information only. Couples and single females can just turn up on the night (newbies before 9.30pm).
So no guestlists will be added to this thread xxx |
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Just want to say a MASSIVE thank you to everybody who attended our party last night. We were chocca block with suited and booted guys and stunning bond girls...thank you for making such a huge effort. The busy dancefloor soon dispersed upstairs and at one point we couldn't see the floor in the top floor playrooms! You filthy lot 
Ally on key 40 won the £50 Ann Summers voucher...well done!!
Special thank you to our sexy waitress who seemed to shed layers as the night progressed and to our butler who ensured you were all topped up with goodies throughout the night. There's a couple of pics of our butler on Instagram if you're interested
Great night, great company and another top drawer party at Townhouse.
Love
Vic and Jim xxx |
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OMG I was kicking myself that we arrived late. But the trip over from The Costa del Sol was well worth it. Agree with the comments above Staff, owners and the people we got to speak to where great. Hopefully we will get there early next time and chat to more of the guests and staff. Thanks again to all involved xx |
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Well last night was just EPIC! I'm so happy that all the sexy guys and girls participated in my "bunny box" prize draw, I shall be doing them again but with 2 or 4 winners. So watch this space
Also that orgy at the end of the night was hot as fuck! And it was especially topped off as I was seconds away from cumming Jimmy walks in singing the countdown theme tune! Pmsl! Loved every second of last night, roll on next month for the big one!! Xxx |
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He did that with us in the other room. Trying to concentrate and fit of giggles come over me hearing Jimmy singing that.
"Well last night was just EPIC! I'm so happy that all the sexy guys and girls participated in my "bunny box" prize draw, I shall be doing them again but with 2 or 4 winners. So watch this space
Also that orgy at the end of the night was hot as fuck! And it was especially topped off as I was seconds away from cumming Jimmy walks in singing the countdown theme tune! Pmsl! Loved every second of last night, roll on next month for the big one!! Xxx"
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"He did that with us in the other room. Trying to concentrate and fit of giggles come over me hearing Jimmy singing that.
Well last night was just EPIC! I'm so happy that all the sexy guys and girls participated in my "bunny box" prize draw, I shall be doing them again but with 2 or 4 winners. So watch this space
Also that orgy at the end of the night was hot as fuck! And it was especially topped off as I was seconds away from cumming Jimmy walks in singing the countdown theme tune! Pmsl! Loved every second of last night, roll on next month for the big one!! Xxx"
hahahaha...I will never listen to the Countdown theme the same ever again! It was dead funny as he was obviously aware that there was a very horny orgy going on over the 2 rooms and didn't want to shout time, so he was waving his hands trying to attract someones attention to say '10 mins' quietly. Then he did the same at 5 mins and then he couldn't hang on any longer!! He said later that you would have all still been there an hour later! hahaha |
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"He did that with us in the other room. Trying to concentrate and fit of giggles come over me hearing Jimmy singing that.
Well last night was just EPIC! I'm so happy that all the sexy guys and girls participated in my "bunny box" prize draw, I shall be doing them again but with 2 or 4 winners. So watch this space
Also that orgy at the end of the night was hot as fuck! And it was especially topped off as I was seconds away from cumming Jimmy walks in singing the countdown theme tune! Pmsl! Loved every second of last night, roll on next month for the big one!! Xxx
hahahaha...I will never listen to the Countdown theme the same ever again! It was dead funny as he was obviously aware that there was a very horny orgy going on over the 2 rooms and didn't want to shout time, so he was waving his hands trying to attract someones attention to say '10 mins' quietly. Then he did the same at 5 mins and then he couldn't hang on any longer!! He said later that you would have all still been there an hour later! hahaha "
I actually don't even recall Jimmy doing it haha, god knows what had my attention
MrJ |
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"It was hilarious! He didn't realise it was me though, think the all dark hair fooled him hahaha"
I think the amount of naked bodies would of confused anyone haha. Was one hell of a night, loved it xxx |
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