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Monday 8th January - MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE "Good Intentions "
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over a year ago
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Monday 8th January - MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE "Good Intentions "
10.30am til 3.30pm
Welcome to our first Milf Monday of 2018!
Here's to a fresh start of more filthy fuckery, skiving work to attend Milf Monday, grazing on the bar snacks and breaking all the rules.
Here at Townhouse we won't judge you for your lack of self restraint. We'll openly encourage it! Fuck more, smoke more, have a gin or 2, even fucking swear more if you like!
For those with a little more self control, why not detox in the sauna? Take a dip in the hot tub. Or perhaps sip on one of our herbal teas in the lounge.
Personally, I like to see in a new year with a bang! Fuck off the gym membership and get down to some serious hardcore fuckery at Milf Monday.
For those of you looking to burn off any added Christmas pounds....
• Half an hour of GIVING oral burns 100 calories
• Half an hour of kissing burns 34 calories
• An hour of massage burns 80 calories
• Half an hour of fucking burns 144+ calories
It's been scientifically proven that Milf Mondays can help cure depression, make cocks grow bigger, aid weightloss and generally make you a lot fucking happier*.
Let's start off the year as we mean to go on!
If you'd like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we'll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
£10 for all!
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our "Good Intentions" MILF MONDAY!
Charlotte
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*Scientifically proven by fictitious "scientists" here at Townhouse
The more serious stuff....
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES - You are MORE than welcome to the club and I'll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident's (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you. |
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can you add us please we would like to attend for the first time as a proper couple we are both single members but hope my gorgeous girl is looking forward to attending together as an item Pete |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You had me at scientifically proven! I believe the claims regardless of whether the claims were made by boffins in white coats and clipboards or an enthusiastic cock riding milf!
Don't add me this time around. If I am up Anglesey in the future I might just detour en route add me then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Attending MILF Monday has been steadily on my To Do List for some time now and I've finally got the time to do it! Could I possibly be added to the list? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Looking like i won't be able to make this one, dog shows, new puppy and garage conversion getting in the way at the mo....but rockchic will be back xxxxx |
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"Could you add me and my partner in crime Scarlett harlot please xxx
It'll be good to see you both, it's been way too long xxx. "
You’d better bring that flogger my darling xxxxx |
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"Could you add me and my partner in crime Scarlett harlot please xxx
It'll be good to see you both, it's been way too long xxx.
You’d better bring that flogger my darling xxxxx"
Scarlett wants one as well....... a flogging that is hehe xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could you add me and my partner in crime Scarlett harlot please xxx
It'll be good to see you both, it's been way too long xxx.
You’d better bring that flogger my darling xxxxx
Scarlett wants one as well....... a flogging that is hehe xxxxx"
I'll see if I can warm my hammy shoulder up enough to do a double flogging lol xxx |
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Ladies (& gents!) there is a very lovely gentleman by the name of DorianCas attending & it’s his first ever club event, so he’s a little nervous.
He’s a lovely Fab friend of mine & I’ve assured him that he will thoroughly enjoy himself & be very well looked after.
I know you will all give him a warm Townhouse welcome xx |
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"Ladies (& gents!) there is a very lovely gentleman by the name of DorianCas attending & it’s his first ever club event, so he’s a little nervous.
He’s a lovely Fab friend of mine & I’ve assured him that he will thoroughly enjoy himself & be very well looked after.
I know you will all give him a warm Townhouse welcome xx"
We will absolutely look after him! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies (& gents!) there is a very lovely gentleman by the name of DorianCas attending & it’s his first ever club event, so he’s a little nervous.
He’s a lovely Fab friend of mine & I’ve assured him that he will thoroughly enjoy himself & be very well looked after.
I know you will all give him a warm Townhouse welcome xx
We will absolutely look after him! xx"
Haha I can't wait! Looking forward to it Xx
D.C |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies (& gents!) there is a very lovely gentleman by the name of DorianCas attending & it’s his first ever club event, so he’s a little nervous.
He’s a lovely Fab friend of mine & I’ve assured him that he will thoroughly enjoy himself & be very well looked after.
I know you will all give him a warm Townhouse welcome xx"
I swear Morticia is an angel! Xx |
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"Ladies (& gents!) there is a very lovely gentleman by the name of DorianCas attending & it’s his first ever club event, so he’s a little nervous.
He’s a lovely Fab friend of mine & I’ve assured him that he will thoroughly enjoy himself & be very well looked after.
I know you will all give him a warm Townhouse welcome xx
I swear Morticia is an angel! Xx"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ladies (& gents!) there is a very lovely gentleman by the name of DorianCas attending & it’s his first ever club event, so he’s a little nervous.
He’s a lovely Fab friend of mine & I’ve assured him that he will thoroughly enjoy himself & be very well looked after.
I know you will all give him a warm Townhouse welcome xx
I swear Morticia is an angel! Xx
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She absolutely is. With lights x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I intend to start 2018 off ASI mean to go on...with fun and debauchery aplenty 
You've chosen the perfect event to start with then xx"
Indeed I have; I shall carry the debauchery smoothly into Harlots!! |
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"Hi, can I be added to the guestlist please, I am a newbie to the club so a tour would be great if that's okay? "
More than happy to show you around xx |
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"Ladies (& gents!) there is a very lovely gentleman by the name of DorianCas attending & it’s his first ever club event, so he’s a little nervous.
He’s a lovely Fab friend of mine & I’ve assured him that he will thoroughly enjoy himself & be very well looked after.
I know you will all give him a warm Townhouse welcome xx
I swear Morticia is an angel! Xx
She absolutely is. With lights x"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi there im looking to be added if possible to the event and this would be my first club event x  "
I've added you to the list. Please ensure you remember your ID. See you next week xx |
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"I intend to start 2018 off ASI mean to go on...with fun and debauchery aplenty
You've chosen the perfect event to start with then xx
Indeed I have; I shall carry the debauchery smoothly into Harlots!! "
That's my girl! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Could you add me please as a maybe but I will definitely be popping in with my beautiful plus 1 Kiki "
Ahhh. Can't wait to give her a little snuggle xx |
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"I’m only 18 quite new to the scene, how would people take me attending? "
Your age isn’t a problem. I’d suggest reading the club website ‘single guy’ section & ensuring you have the right ID if you are planning on coming though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just back to the gym after festive break ..... knacked !
Need more exercise ...... Please could I get an invite?
Cheers"
Come and work out with us!
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"Hi there. Could you add me to the list as well if possible. Been meaning to come to townhouse for ages but work always gets in the way so would love to come monday daytime. Thanks x
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We certainly can add you on x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"THE SINGLE GUY LIST IS CLOSED NOW I'M AFRAID.
xx
Ahh and ive got the day off as well...maybe next time unless you can squeeze me in xx  "
Book in early next time x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"THE SINGLE GUY LIST IS CLOSED NOW I'M AFRAID.
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Ahh and ive got the day off as well...maybe next time unless you can squeeze me in xx
Book in early next time x"
Aye I will do. Will you let me know if you get any cancellations, I am a member and fully reliable... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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We only have spaces now for single females and couples. Anyone males who commented on the thread prior to the single male list closing will be on the list. Thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Damn !
...just spotted this.
Maybe next time.
Have a good one !
"Just back to the gym after festive break ..... knacked !
Need more exercise ...... Please could I get an invite?
Cheers
Come and work out with us!
Added x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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The BEST time this afternoon! What a brilliant introduction to both Townhouse & the club scene. Checking out all the other events and plotting my return.
Thanks so much! Xx
D.C |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Desperately trying to find the couple I was fortunate enough to have a play with. Silly me forgot to give my details in all the excitement. They may well not be on fab but it's worth a shot. Any help? ...
D.C |
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