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Monday 3rd July - MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE "Porn in the USA"!!! 2nd thread
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAA!
We're celebrating July's Milf Monday American style! Think stars and stripes decor, cowboy porn, Dirk Diggler (any such lookalikes are MORE than welcome) and American rock music. You can bet your bottom dollar that Milf Monday is quite simply the busiest and the best daytime event in the North!
We'll have supplies available to keep up your energy levels throughout the day, plus shots of Jack Daniels are just £1!
10.30am til 3.30pm
*****Come dressed in all three colours of the American flag and you'll get yourself in for free*****
If you'd like to attend then please comment below in the forum and we'll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strikes rule for people who continuously waste places.
Prices:
Ladies - FREE entry
Couples* - £5
Men - £10
FREE entry if you're dressed in RED, WHITE AND BLUE
*£5 For couples to qualify for the £5 entry, you will need a Townhouse Couples membership or an established, verified couples profile on fab
Non members/newbies are very welcome at this event, you just need to bring ID with you (driving licence or passport). Members just bring along your membership card. Newbies are more than welcome to the club and I'll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
Feel free to post in the thread, make friends and get yourselves all excited for our July MILF MONDAY!
I'll be seeing you guys and dolls in July. Until then, have a nice day y'all!
Charlotte
xxxxxxx
The not so small print….
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
***IMPORTANT*** Please do not park over on the industrial area as usual as that is now a private car park and enforcements are now in place. Bookers car park is also off limits. There are plenty of places to park within easy walking distance of the club. Please be considerate and respectful when parking (not in front of driveways or in a way that narrows the roads considerably). Thank you x
Address: 9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL
For further information about the club, or to leave/browse reviews, please check out this link....
https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52 |
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Here is your latest list folks!!!!
Near enough and exact 3:1 ratio! 
22 females/couples 65 guys
Agentloveday SF
Andrew and Josie c5245 CPL
APeachonaPeach SF
Arthur sm
Ben B3749 sm
Black santa sm
Blademsr sm
Bricki87 sm
Butterflyjewels and Shrops CPL
Cherchez Grand SF
Clockwatcher sm
Colin sm
Crawf91 sm
Curious cathy CPL
DaveandSamantha CPL
Dodger25 sm
finbar60 sm
Fizz69 sm
G00dcompany sm
Giovanni S sm
Gudgirlgonebad SF
Hitsthespot01 sm
Honeyboy sm
Hornycouplexoxo CPL
Hussain B3585 sm
Jackd88123 sm
Jerome2017 sm
JesterLilac CPL
Joe48888 sm
Jonathan14 sm
Jonno777 sm
KITE sm
Kittens24 CPL
Large_rod sm
Lee D sm
LeeWidnes sm
Letsgetfilthy CPL
Lexi3 SF
Littlemisscali CPL maybe
Long-dick-style sm
Lookingtoday sm
Lovebold sm
Lpoolguy69 sm
Lpoolguy84 sm
Lucky78 SF
Maclvpl sm
Martinlycra sm
Mazza80 SF
Merseysideman sm
MrAnonymous +1 sm
Mrdot1972 sm
MrMan80 sm
Mysteriousme sm
Nsafunyorks sm
NWPlaystation4U sm
Olderguy4u sm
Paul C sm
Penkethplayer sm
Poshscouse CPL
Qtongue sm
Quagga79 sm
r12340 sm
Ritchie sm
Rob c b3801 sm
RockchicXXX SF
Scotchjohn123 sm
Shaun b3734 sm
Sideswipe09 sm
Silva sm
StagandDoe CPL
Steve73b sm
Supergirthuk sm
Sweetdick500 sm
SxcArmo sm
Terry sm
Theproff sm
Thickcut sm
Tonyt15 sm
Ustwo6969 CPL
Vlad sm
Warringtonlad2016 sm
Wirralhung sm
xonemanbannedx sm
Youngscousearmylad sm
1 private female
1 private couple
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't wait, 1st visit to a club! Nervous"
Ahh don't be. I'll give you a guided tour when you arrive and answer any questions you may have. Everyone is super lovely and welcoming at Townhouse x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't wait, 1st visit to a club! Nervous
Ahh don't be. I'll give you a guided tour when you arrive and answer any questions you may have. Everyone is super lovely and welcoming at Townhouse x"
That would be brilliant, thanks.
See you Monday x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knee pads are packed  
And why would you need them 
Errrr... Skateboarding....  "
If you need a hand keeping the crowds in order around the skate park give me a shout lol |
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"Knee pads are packed
And why would you need them
Errrr... Skateboarding....
If you need a hand keeping the crowds in order around the skate park give me a shout lol "
Happy to grease your wheels and wax your board while Lee crowd controls, if you like. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As analogies go, I didn't think this through! Everyone is going to be like errrrr huh??
Well now I've discovered it's not a real lock I think there'll be less initial panic!   |
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"As analogies go, I didn't think this through! Everyone is going to be like errrrr huh??
Well now I've discovered it's not a real lock I think there'll be less initial panic! "
I might another one just to keep you in there for your full sentence. xxx
I've been watching Wentworth too so that should help a bit. |
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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago
Your wildest Dreams |
"As analogies go, I didn't think this through! Everyone is going to be like errrrr huh??
Well now I've discovered it's not a real lock I think there'll be less initial panic!
I might another one just to keep you in there for your full sentence. xxx
I've been watching Wentworth too so that should help a bit. "
Wentworth is great..i love it me! Not as much as Milf Monday tho hopefully  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As analogies go, I didn't think this through! Everyone is going to be like errrrr huh??
Well now I've discovered it's not a real lock I think there'll be less initial panic!
I might another one just to keep you in there for your full sentence. xxx
I've been watching Wentworth too so that should help a bit.
Wentworth is great..i love it me! Not as much as Milf Monday tho hopefully x"
What's Wentworth? about the prison?? x |
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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago
Your wildest Dreams |
"As analogies go, I didn't think this through! Everyone is going to be like errrrr huh??
Well now I've discovered it's not a real lock I think there'll be less initial panic!
I might another one just to keep you in there for your full sentence. xxx
I've been watching Wentworth too so that should help a bit.
Wentworth is great..i love it me! Not as much as Milf Monday tho hopefully x
What's Wentworth? about the prison?? x"
Yea its australian series based on the old one Prisoner Cell Block H..its gud u kno.. get sum girl on girl action sumtimes too x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As analogies go, I didn't think this through! Everyone is going to be like errrrr huh??
Well now I've discovered it's not a real lock I think there'll be less initial panic!
I might another one just to keep you in there for your full sentence. xxx
I've been watching Wentworth too so that should help a bit.
Wentworth is great..i love it me! Not as much as Milf Monday tho hopefully x
What's Wentworth? about the prison?? x
Yea its australian series based on the old one Prisoner Cell Block H..its gud u kno.. get sum girl on girl action sumtimes too x"
Clearly need to check this out... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As analogies go, I didn't think this through! Everyone is going to be like errrrr huh??
Well now I've discovered it's not a real lock I think there'll be less initial panic!
I might another one just to keep you in there for your full sentence. xxx
I've been watching Wentworth too so that should help a bit.
Wentworth is great..i love it me! Not as much as Milf Monday tho hopefully x
What's Wentworth? about the prison?? x
Yea its australian series based on the old one Prisoner Cell Block H..its gud u kno.. get sum girl on girl action sumtimes too x
Clearly need to check this out..."
Though not whilst 'skateboarding' lol |
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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago
Your wildest Dreams |
"As analogies go, I didn't think this through! Everyone is going to be like errrrr huh??
Well now I've discovered it's not a real lock I think there'll be less initial panic!
I might another one just to keep you in there for your full sentence. xxx
I've been watching Wentworth too so that should help a bit.
Wentworth is great..i love it me! Not as much as Milf Monday tho hopefully x
What's Wentworth? about the prison?? x
Yea its australian series based on the old one Prisoner Cell Block H..its gud u kno.. get sum girl on girl action sumtimes too x
Clearly need to check this out...
Though not whilst 'skateboarding' lol "
Hahaha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best not. Eyes on the prize. Safety first. Etc.
You could always try putting your ankles in the bracelets hanging from the ceiling. Problem solved. xxx "
At this rate we're going to need a risk assessment |
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"Best not. Eyes on the prize. Safety first. Etc.
You could always try putting your ankles in the bracelets hanging from the ceiling. Problem solved. xxx
At this rate we're going to need a risk assessment"
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Not a whisk assessment as we often do when that particular video comes on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best not. Eyes on the prize. Safety first. Etc.
You could always try putting your ankles in the bracelets hanging from the ceiling. Problem solved. xxx
At this rate we're going to need a risk assessment,
Not a whisk assessment as we often do when that particular video comes on. "
I'm actually scared to ask... |
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"Best not. Eyes on the prize. Safety first. Etc.
You could always try putting your ankles in the bracelets hanging from the ceiling. Problem solved. xxx
At this rate we're going to need a risk assessment,
Not a whisk assessment as we often do when that particular video comes on.
I'm actually scared to ask..."
I'll tell you Monday. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why howdy ya sexy cowgirls, I'd sure like to be a part of that hoe-down...
If there is any room left, could you fit me in "
Howdy. I'm sure we could find some room. May be a tight fit x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is there any spaces for a sm we're already on list but our friend who's been townhouse a few times as a none member would like too attend his fab names Rocky90 xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This rockchic is feeling very naughty....possibly gangbang naughty....wonder if I could get enough guys interested??? Ooooohhhhh"
I'm sure that wouldn't be a problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This rockchic is feeling very naughty....possibly gangbang naughty....wonder if I could get enough guys interested??? Ooooohhhhh"
Sure that wont be a problem |
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Here is your latest guestlist and it's HUUUUGGGGGEEEEE...it has been checked and amended so many times! 
Agentloveday SF
Alan and Zoe c5212 CPL
Andrew and Josie c5245 CPL
Anndy sm
APeachonaPeach SF
Arthur sm
Ben B3749 sm
BillandBette CPL
Black santa sm
Blademsr sm
Bricki87 sm
Butterflyjewels and Shrops CPL
Carlo127 sm
Cherchez Grand SF
Chris O sm
Cloughy77 sm
Colin sm
Crawf91 sm
Curious cathy CPL
Dann1974 sm
DaveandSamantha CPL
Dirty-Gentleman sm
Dodger25 sm
Dombbc sm
finbar60 sm
Fizz69 sm
G00dcompany sm
Giovanni S sm
Gudgirlgonebad SF
Hitsthespot01 sm
Honeyboy sm
Hornycouplexoxo CPL
Hussain B3585 sm
Jackd88123 sm
Jayarmstrong93 sm
Jerome2017 sm
JesterLilac CPL
Jimbo6 sm
Joe48888 sm
Jonno777 sm
KITE sm
Kittens24 CPL
Large_rod sm
Lee dixon sm
LeeWidnes sm
Lesley and Myles CPL
Letsgetfilthy CPL
Lexi3 SF
Littlemisscali CPL maybe
Long-dick-style sm
Lookingtoday sm
Lovebold sm
Lpoolguy69 sm
Lucky78 SF
Lucidmale sm
Maclvpl sm
Martinlycra sm
Mazza80 SF
Merseysideman sm
MissAandMrT CPL
MMF Enthusiast sm
Mr69x sm
MrAnonymous +1 sm
MrMan80 sm
Mysteriousme sm
Nightriderbbw SF
Nsafunyorks sm
NWPlaystation4U sm
Olderguy4u sm
Paul111111111 sm
Paul C sm
Penkethplayer sm
Pleasuretrain sm
Poshscouse CPL
Professor_XX sm
Qtongue sm
Quagga79 sm
Quote the Raven sm
r12340 sm
Ritchie sm
Rob clegg b3801 sm
Robbie P sm
RockchicXXX SF
Rocky90 sm
Scotchjohn123 sm
Shaun b3734 sm
Sideswipe09 sm
Silva sm
StagandDoe CPL
Steve73b sm
Supergirthuk sm
Sweetdick500 sm
SxcArmo sm
Terry sm
Theproff sm
Thickcut sm
Thingmark2 sm
Tom1892 sm
Tonyt15 sm
Ustwo6969 CPL
Vlad sm
Warringtonlad2016 sm
Wirralhung sm
xonemanbannedx sm
Youngscousearmylad sm
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1 private female
2 private couples |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am i too late to put my name down?"
The guest list for single males is now closed I'm afraid. You could always ask TownhouseTwosome to gp on the reserve list x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am i too late to put my name down?
The guest list for single males is now closed I'm afraid. You could always ask TownhouseTwosome to gp on the reserve list x"
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Lil not feeling up to anything due the the change in life for her. Please take us off the list. Soz have fun xx"
No worries. Thank you for letting us know. Hopefully see you soon xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If we're on the guest list are we guaranteed to get in? I'm worried with it being so busy i'll get there and be turned away because it's full already! Can't get there till 11.30ish x |
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"If we're on the guest list are we guaranteed to get in? I'm worried with it being so busy i'll get there and be turned away because it's full already! Can't get there till 11.30ish x"
Don't worry. If your name is down, you're coming in! Xx |
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"If we're on the guest list are we guaranteed to get in? I'm worried with it being so busy i'll get there and be turned away because it's full already! Can't get there till 11.30ish x
Don't worry. If your name is down, you're coming in! Xx"
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over a year ago
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"I don't suppose anyone is passing Edge Lane on their way in? My car has broken down and I could really do with a lift in? X
Pm me"
Sorted now. Thank you though xx |
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"I don't suppose anyone is passing Edge Lane on their way in? My car has broken down and I could really do with a lift in? X
Pm me
Sorted now. Thank you though xx"
No probs love. See you soon. Xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry for not messaging earlier and I apologise for not attending today. Having been all set to attend today with my stars n strips boxers I got into work to be told I no longer have a job! With restructuring taking place my job is no longer needed! Have spend the day trawling jobs and ringing around to see what's on offer.
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Just want to say a HUGE thank you to all who attended today and made it one of our best Milf Monday parties yet!!! A great bunch of people, loads of action and blushed smiling faces on the way out!
Milf Mondays just keep getting better and better and are still the number one daytime event in the Northwest! Thanks for your continued support xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Thank you so much to everyone for attending yesterday. It was unreal! I loved seeing people make such an effort with the red, white and blue theme. Thanks to all the Townhouse staff too who seemed to be rushed off their feet making sure everything was spot on as usual.
There were a few newbies yesterday and it was lovely to see everyone being so friendly and making them feel so welcome. Oooh, and that cake! Thank you to Sinderella and her Mum for that. It was divine!
Our next Milf Monday will be 7th August (details to follow).
If you enjoyed our event then please would you be kind enough to leave us a review?....
https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52
I hope to see some of you again next month xxx |
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