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MILF MONDAY @ TOWNHOUSE 5TH DECEMBER - CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It’s Christmas!!!!! So we are having a MILF Monday Christmas Party!!

It’s our usual packed out day of gorgeous MILF’s and super horny guys with a festive twist We are having a fundraiser for Save the Children (you may have seen it on telly?). Wear a Christmas jumper and we will donate £2 of your entry fee to the charity. Your jumper can be sexy, funky, cheesy or whatever takes your fancy, but let’s make Yule…cool

Our DJ will be with us in the lounge, so forget that it’s daytime and have a boogie or even a sing….I’ve got to hear someone sing Fairytale of New York!!!

We will have lots of festive goodies on the bar for you to indulge too.

Let’s not forget why we are really here though? We are here for some good old daytime debauchery in Milf Monday fashion! Our usual 3:1 guy to girl ratio will apply, making this a strict guestlist only event! Sooooo, get your names on the list here to guarantee your place! As places are always in demand, please only put your name down if you can definitely make it.

For those who haven’t been to MILF Monday before, it is the busiest daytime event around starting at 10.30am and finishing at 3.30pm. We make it fair too and charge the same price across the board at just £10 per Fab Profile. You will need to bring driving license ID with you or something with your address on; a passport alone won’t do.

For newbies, have a look at the MILF Monday blog for important information, which can be found on the TownhouseTwosome profile.

Soooooo…..

5th December

10.30am til 3.30pm

£10 per Fab profile

Wear a funky Christmas Jumper and we will donate £2 to charity

DJ with karaoke

Christmas treats on the bar

A barrel load of festive cheer

Be there xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds amazing.. I really need to try and book the day off work...

Milf Mondays are amazing X

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By *gentlovedayWoman over a year ago

Tranmere

Of course I will be there please put my name down xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would really like to come sounds amazing. I have never been to a club before and would love to if that's possible

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By *ilacWoman over a year ago

Cheshire

Add me please

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By *abjayMan over a year ago

Chester

Please can you add me to the list. Always good fun!

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By *ewelsssanshropsCouple over a year ago

liverpool shropshire

can you put us down as a maybe please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you put me on the list for this please

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

All added!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wooohooo Milf Monday is here again!!!! Can't wait to see you all xx

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By *ittens24Couple over a year ago

Flintshire

Can you add us please xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you add me please

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By *weetandHungMan over a year ago

liverpool

Add me as a maybe please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Add me please, looking forward to it already xx

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By *itaniaOberonCouple over a year ago

Wirral

Hi gorgeous...can you please put us on the list....?? xx

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By *couselad58Man over a year ago

liverpool

Hiya can I be added to the list please? Thanks X

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

All added

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Adding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I add Helen please Vicky?? X

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Can I add Helen please Vicky?? X "

No problem at all!! It wouldn't be the same without her

She is on the list xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh Helen..... How I will miss her face, she is defo the life and soul of any party

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I add Helen please Vicky?? X

No problem at all!! It wouldn't be the same without her

She is on the list xx"

She is fit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I add Helen please Vicky?? X

No problem at all!! It wouldn't be the same without her

She is on the list xx

She is fit

xx "

I think a lot of people will be expecting to see her at Milf . We should introduce Helen to her fans xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me please!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me please!!!!

Will you be there about 12-12.30 ish again? lol

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By *onathan14Man over a year ago

Liverpool

Hi, I'm imensely shy and when I have got brave enough to attend I normally sit in the corner cross legged. I do T really chat because I'm so nervous but I'd really really like to come and try and be a brave little boy.

Is there room for a shy guy???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then add the package down please x

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By *livertwistMan over a year ago

bolton

Can u add me pls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me please!!!!

Will you be there about 12-12.30 ish again? lol "

Who knows. I could surprise the world and come on time!

Okay. So I'll be there at 11:30ish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi could I be added please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me please!!!!

Will you be there about 12-12.30 ish again? lol

Who knows. I could surprise the world and come on time!

Okay. So I'll be there at 11:30ish"

For you, that would be on time

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By *r69xMan over a year ago

St Helens

Can you add me please

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By *lderguy4uMan over a year ago

wirral

can you add me twice please I may need to cum more than once xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oooh looking to be a busy one again. The Last was brilliant xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi pop us on the list please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yes please !!!

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By *artinlycraMan over a year ago

southport

hi vicki and onna yes please may I return x

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By *weetandHungMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Can I add Helen please Vicky?? X

No problem at all!! It wouldn't be the same without her

She is on the list xx

She is fit

I think a lot of people will be expecting to see her at Milf . We should introduce Helen to her fans xx"

Whos helen?

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

All added

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Need to get my Christmas attire sorted out hehe xx

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

I'm a definitely maybe! Will let you know asap Vicky and Onna x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me please!!!!

I'll be with her!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"I'm a definitely maybe! Will let you know asap Vicky and Onna x

Oooh hope you can make it gorgeous lady! xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lots of sexy ladies for this coming Milf. It's like Christmas has come early

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

Is it wrong that I consider the Xmas Milf Mon as my works Xmas do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it wrong that I consider the Xmas Milf Mon as my works Xmas do?

Not wrong at all

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By *gentlovedayWoman over a year ago

Tranmere

"Is it wrong that I consider the Xmas Milf Mon as my works Xmas do?

Oddly enough it's mine too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it wrong that I consider the Xmas Milf Mon as my works Xmas do?

Hehe we are going to have a blast xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it wrong that I consider the Xmas Milf Mon as my works Xmas do?

Oddly enough it's mine too x

It's Christmas! Hehe xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Add me please sounds great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi could you add us to the list please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shame it can't be extended to a later time .... more fun!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Shame it can't be extended to a later time .... more fun!"

Well I was going to extend the opening hours a little for this party but usually our ladies are pretty knackered by the time 3pm comes so I'm not sure if there would be many people left!!! lol x

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By *ewelsssWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

lol u doing detentions and after school activities now Vicki xx

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By *ushcrushMan over a year ago

liverpool

'Twas a few weeks before Christmas and all round TownHouse,

Beautiful pussy's twinkle,

But no sight of a mouse.

The stockings were worn by the ladies with care,

In hopes that Hot guys soon would be there;

The Milfs were nestled all snug on the beds;

While visions of testicles danced in their heads;

Vicky in her 'kerchief, and Jim in his cap,

They just settled their brains for a long winter's nap,

When out in the car park there arose such a clatter,

The Milfs sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

Rushed to the window They flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,

Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,

When what to the Milfs eyes did appear,

But two hunky elves without their rein-deer,

With a little old driver so lively and quick,

The Milfs just thinking

mmmmm two elves with their dicks.

Stood firm at the door

was jim and stunning vic,

Shouting and moaning,

"Where the hell is St. nick"

"Where the feck have you been"

"The Milfs are waiting in line"

But Not for two elves

but Hushcrush & Mr69.

But cometh 3.30 the guys pull back on their tights.

Blowing kisses at Townhouse and shouting ......

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

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By *ushcrushMan over a year ago

liverpool

Seeing as my wingman is there I can't let him have all the fun.

Note to Vicky,

Mr69 has promised me that if I sing on your karaoke he will sing only you by the flying pickets.

Now that's got to be worth the entry fee alone. Lol.

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Seeing as my wingman is there I can't let him have all the fun.

Note to Vicky,

Mr69 has promised me that if I sing on your karaoke he will sing only you by the flying pickets.

Now that's got to be worth the entry fee alone. Lol. "

It may get a free drink but that's about it! I'ma hard person to impress

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By *ushcrushMan over a year ago

liverpool

After all that I forgot to say......

Can you pop me on the list please.

Thank you.

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By *ushcrushMan over a year ago

liverpool

Lol I didn't mean that I wanted free entry.

I meant mr 69 singing has got to be worth the ladies turning up and paying to get in.

He told me he used to listen to Aha when he was younger and thought he was morten harket. Pmsl.

Oh sorry My mate. My wingman.... Have I let out your secret

. Ooopppps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol I didn't mean that I wanted free entry.

I meant mr 69 singing has got to be worth the ladies turning up and paying to get in.

He told me he used to listen to Aha when he was younger and thought he was morten harket. Pmsl.

Oh sorry My mate. My wingman.... Have I let out your secret

. Ooopppps"
. I will finally get to meet both of you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Twas a few weeks before Christmas and all round TownHouse,

Beautiful pussy's twinkle,

But no sight of a mouse.

The stockings were worn by the ladies with care,

In hopes that Hot guys soon would be there;

The Milfs were nestled all snug on the beds;

While visions of testicles danced in their heads;

Vicky in her 'kerchief, and Jim in his cap,

They just settled their brains for a long winter's nap,

When out in the car park there arose such a clatter,

The Milfs sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

Rushed to the window They flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,

Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,

When what to the Milfs eyes did appear,

But two hunky elves without their rein-deer,

With a little old driver so lively and quick,

The Milfs just thinking

mmmmm two elves with their dicks.

Stood firm at the door

was jim and stunning vic,

Shouting and moaning,

"Where the hell is St. nick"

"Where the feck have you been"

"The Milfs are waiting in line"

But Not for two elves

but Hushcrush & Mr69.

Amazing you are very talented xxxx

But cometh 3.30 the guys pull back on their tights.

Blowing kisses at Townhouse and shouting ......

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shame it can't be extended to a later time .... more fun!

Well I was going to extend the opening hours a little for this party but usually our ladies are pretty knackered by the time 3pm comes so I'm not sure if there would be many people left!!! lol x"
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awww I would lol! Just seems to go too fast lol and it's a long drive back to Yorkshire x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shame it can't be extended to a later time .... more fun!

Well I was going to extend the opening hours a little for this party but usually our ladies are pretty knackered by the time 3pm comes so I'm not sure if there would be many people left!!! lol x.

awww I would lol! Just seems to go too fast lol and it's a long drive back to Yorkshire x

Any excuse Mrs.. Lol

You really are insatiable X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shame it can't be extended to a later time .... more fun!

Well I was going to extend the opening hours a little for this party but usually our ladies are pretty knackered by the time 3pm comes so I'm not sure if there would be many people left!!! lol x.

awww I would lol! Just seems to go too fast lol and it's a long drive back to Yorkshire x

Any excuse Mrs.. Lol

You really are insatiable X

You don't get me off the k-oke !! So I need more time to play lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shame it can't be extended to a later time .... more fun!

Well I was going to extend the opening hours a little for this party but usually our ladies are pretty knackered by the time 3pm comes so I'm not sure if there would be many people left!!! lol x"

Plus the day is about MILFs. We have the school run to do lol. And it's true....Come 3pm we do tend to be well and truly knackered as the sexy ladies to like to start the fun early on. So get there early guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds great and definitely off work this time! Can I be added to the guestlist pretty please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sounds great and definitely off work this time! Can I be added to the guestlist pretty please?

You are a Keen little bean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woohoo I can't wait I'm definately able to come xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds great and definitely off work this time! Can I be added to the guestlist pretty please?

You are a Keen little bean

I most definitely am for all the gorgeous MILFS who have said they are attending so far

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Woohoo I can't wait I'm definately able to come xx "

Whoop!!!

Note to self...keep Jess off karaoke otherwise she will forget to play!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woohoo I can't wait I'm definately able to come xx

Whoop!!!

Note to self...keep Jess off karaoke otherwise she will forget to play!

Nooooo wayyy! I forgot it was karaoke I'm even more excited now.. Whoop whoop...

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By *r69xMan over a year ago

St Helens

"Lol I didn't mean that I wanted free entry.

I meant mr 69 singing has got to be worth the ladies turning up and paying to get in.

He told me he used to listen to Aha when he was younger and thought he was morten harket. Pmsl.

Oh sorry My mate. My wingman.... Have I let out your secret

. Ooopppps"

That's was a private conversation!!! And wait until you see my Porn Tash (grew it Movember but mates have paid extra for it to stay until The Richard Ashcroft gig on 7th)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *aughtyvanmanMan over a year ago

Merseyside

Day off confirmed add me please xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Day off confirmed add me please xxx

Oooo good stuff x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *ushcrushMan over a year ago

liverpool

A elf with a tash. ?????? Pmsl.

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By *aughtyvanmanMan over a year ago

Merseyside

Looks like plenty of beautiful women to unwrap for christmas

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looks like plenty of beautiful women to unwrap for christmas

xxx

Lots of sexy ladies

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By *aughtyvanmanMan over a year ago

Merseyside

"Looks like plenty of beautiful women to unwrap for christmas

xxx

Lots of sexy ladies

Lots of sexy MILFS xxx

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By *iolet2000Woman over a year ago

Ormskirk

Add me please Onna.xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Add me please Onna.xxx"

another sexy lady xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *ushcrushMan over a year ago

liverpool

So what's everyone singing ? Any karaoke killers (greatest love of all, I will survive, flash dance etc etc) and I will have a word and get you barred. Lol

Let's make it original guys and girls. Maybe something festive even. X.

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By *tongueMan over a year ago

wrexham

Hi can you put me on the list please x

Ady

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By *ushcrushMan over a year ago

liverpool

Top ten songs for karaoke at milf Monday.......

1. Girls just wanna have fun-cindi lauper

2. I'm so excited-pointer sisters

3. I'm too sexy-right said Fred

4.i was made for loving you baby-kiss

5. Some like it hot-the power station

10.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Top ten songs for karaoke at milf Monday.......

1. Girls just wanna have fun-cindi lauper

2. I'm so excited-pointer sisters

3. I'm too sexy-right said Fred

4.i was made for loving you baby-kiss

5. Some like it hot-the power station

10.

Let's duet

Summer loving x

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By *evarunMan over a year ago

chester

Please add me to the guest list and see you on the 5th

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So what's everyone singing ? Any karaoke killers (greatest love of all, I will survive, flash dance etc etc) and I will have a word and get you barred. Lol

Let's make it original guys and girls. Maybe something festive even. X.

Has to be Proud Mary!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Top ten songs for karaoke at milf Monday.......

1. Girls just wanna have fun-cindi lauper

2. I'm so excited-pointer sisters

3. I'm too sexy-right said Fred

4.i was made for loving you baby-kiss

5. Some like it hot-the power station

10.

Manic Monday by the bangles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Simply the breast....

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

It's Raining Men? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And when I get that feeling.. I want sexual healing ..

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Hot stuff

The only way is up

Oops, up, side your head

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Man... I feel like a woman

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wooooooaaahhh your sex is on firrrreee xx

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By *AM2214Man over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Me please!!!!

Will you be there about 12-12.30 ish again? lol

Who knows. I could surprise the world and come on time!

Okay. So I'll be there at 11:30ish"

surely the idea is to come and come again not just on time ??

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By *AM2214Man over a year ago

Manchester Area

ha ill be checking the leave requests now ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *ushcrushMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Top ten songs for karaoke at milf Monday.......

1. Girls just wanna have fun-cindi lauper

2. I'm so excited-pointer sisters

3. I'm too sexy-right said Fred

4.i was made for loving you baby-kiss

5. Some like it hot-the power station

10.

Let's duet

Summer loving x"

Lol. It's winter love.

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By *ushcrushMan over a year ago

liverpool

Regarding this top ten list ........

Arrrrrrrrr. I've created a monster.

This is going to be a blast. An epic Monday awaits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Regarding this top ten list ........

Arrrrrrrrr. I've created a monster.

This is going to be a blast. An epic Monday awaits. "

What will you be singing though? That is the question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Top ten songs for karaoke at milf Monday.......

1. Girls just wanna have fun-cindi lauper

2. I'm so excited-pointer sisters

3. I'm too sexy-right said Fred

4.i was made for loving you baby-kiss

5. Some like it hot-the power station

6.sex bomb tom jones

10.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surely its raining men has to be a karaoke song.

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By *weetandHungMan over a year ago

liverpool

Its so hot in here i wanna take off all your clothes

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By *weetandHungMan over a year ago

liverpool

Or sex bomb sex bomb

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *ushcrushMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Regarding this top ten list ........

Arrrrrrrrr. I've created a monster.

This is going to be a blast. An epic Monday awaits.

What will you be singing though? That is the question

I may have a go at something sort of festive but a bit romantic with a touch of sexy ....... Can you guess what it is yet ???? Lol.

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By *ushcrushMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Its so hot in here i wanna take off all your clothes

Great choice mate.

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By *ushcrushMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Surely its raining men has to be a karaoke song. "

That's a karaoke killer lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Regarding this top ten list ........

Arrrrrrrrr. I've created a monster.

This is going to be a blast. An epic Monday awaits.

What will you be singing though? That is the question

I may have a go at something sort of festive but a bit romantic with a touch of sexy ....... Can you guess what it is yet ???? Lol. "

Haha I'm ain't playing your guessing game again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Regarding this top ten list ........

Arrrrrrrrr. I've created a monster.

This is going to be a blast. An epic Monday awaits.

What will you be singing though? That is the question

I may have a go at something sort of festive but a bit romantic with a touch of sexy ....... Can you guess what it is yet ???? Lol. "

I say mommy kissing Santa Claus.

It is unclear if they played as a couple.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A perfect song for mr trilb... You can leave your hat on xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning, can you add me to the list please xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or sex bomb sex bomb"

Oh!! That was mine lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oooo looking to be a supersexy milf Monday x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pop my name down please....it's been a while! I'm back with a bang....hopefully

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By *weetandHungMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Or sex bomb sex bomb

Oh!! That was mine lol"

Sorry luv xxx

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By *weetandHungMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Its so hot in here i wanna take off all your clothes

Great choice mate.

Cheers mate

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

"Pop my name down please....it's been a while! I'm back with a bang....hopefully

Yay my personal dresser is back.... whoop whoop whoop! Missed you sweetpea x

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

All added!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pop my name down please....it's been a while! I'm back with a bang....hopefully

Yay my personal dresser is back.... whoop whoop whoop! Missed you sweetpea x"

It's been far too long gorgeous...it's about time I undressed you

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yay more very sexy ladies to join the party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't wait for some daytime debauchary!! Feel like I haven't been to townhouse in ages

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

"Pop my name down please....it's been a while! I'm back with a bang....hopefully

Yay my personal dresser is back.... whoop whoop whoop! Missed you sweetpea x

It's been far too long gorgeous...it's about time I undressed you

xxx"

I'll hold you to that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pop my name down please....it's been a while! I'm back with a bang....hopefully

Yay my personal dresser is back.... whoop whoop whoop! Missed you sweetpea x

It's been far too long gorgeous...it's about time I undressed you

xxx

I'll hold you to that!

Santa already knows iv been a naughty girl this year so I'm not about to start behaving now!!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can't wait for some daytime debauchary!! Feel like I haven't been to townhouse in ages

Xx"

Can't wait for this one. ...It's Christmas!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Adding

paul20166

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Adding

Chesterguy

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Adding

mr grey89

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well it seems once again I'm part of your regular service guys and girlies

Looking forward to seeing you again... best get christmassy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unfortunately guys we will be on our way back from South Wales that day so can't make it. Have lots of fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do he he xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well it seems once again I'm part of your regular service guys and girlies

Looking forward to seeing you again... best get christmassy

Wooohooo it's Christmas!! Well we can pretend. And there's no party like a townhouse party !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well it seems once again I'm part of your regular service guys and girlies

Looking forward to seeing you again... best get christmassy

Woohoo. Feels like I haven't seen your lovely face for ages xx hope your both well X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Adding

DivorcedMale81

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Add me as well please? Cant say no to all these milfs!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Add me as well please? Cant say no to all these milfs! "

Done

I think it's about time we published a guestlist hey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Add me as well please? Cant say no to all these milfs!

Done

I think it's about time we published a guestlist hey?

Oooo yes I think so!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi can you add me to the list please...early Christmas pressy! Any body got the mistletoe?

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Here's the latest guestlist folks!!

Agentloveday SF

Anthony E sm

Ben G sm

Biglaa88 sm

Billandbette CPL

Chesterguy sm

Dave T sm

Den b3564 sm

Dirty Harry sm

Divorcedmale81 sm

Eddie sm

Fabjay sm

Happyshagger69 sm

Helen SF

HornySte777 sm

Hotfun93 sm

Hushcrush sm

Innocentlooksdirtymind SF

Insatiable Butterfly SF

Jathon D sm

Jeff mc b3713 sm

Jessicarabbit1986 SF

Jewelsanshrops CPL

John P sm

John S sm

Jonathon14 sm

KeithLemons sm

Kittens24 CPL

Leewidnes sm

Lennard sm

Lexi3 SF

Loachlover sm

Long and tall sm

Loulou75 SF

Mark_the_sexy sm

Martinlycra sm

Merseysideman sm

Mikey19802000 sm

Mikeyblue25 sm

Mr69x sm

Mrgrey89 sm

Mrsocialintellect sm

Mrswcorkcpl CPL

Nick L sm

Nygel and Ali CPL

Olderguy4u sm

Olivertwist sm

Onelegste sm

Onna-Bugeisha SF

Paul20166 sm

Paulanddarcy CPL

Pevarun sm

Phoenix68 sm

Pstogs16 sm

Qtongue sm

Red_lipstick SF

Redwood1 sm

Reggie145 sm

Ritchie sm

Roger moore sm

Sasuarez96 sm

Scouselad58 sm

Scousemark79 sm

Steamer999 sm

Sthelensmcr sm

Sub_ilac SF

SupergirthUK sm

Terry sm

TitaniaOberon CPL

Violet2000 SF

Inc 2 private Females

PLEASE DON'T BOMBARD THE FEMALES ON THE LIST WITH MESSAGES. IF THEY REPORT TO ME THAT YOU ARE PESTERING, I WILL REMOVE YOU FROM THE LIST. Thanks xxx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Just under our 3:1 ratio

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Here's the latest guestlist folks!!

Agentloveday SF

Anthony E sm

Ben G sm

Biglaa88 sm

Billandbette CPL

Chesterguy sm

Dave T sm

Den b3564 sm

Dirty Harry sm

Divorcedmale81 sm

Eddie sm

Fabjay sm

Happyshagger69 sm

Helen SF

HornySte777 sm

Hotfun93 sm

Hushcrush sm

Innocentlooksdirtymind SF

Insatiable Butterfly SF

Jathon D sm

Jeff mc b3713 sm

Jessicarabbit1986 SF

Jewelsanshrops CPL

John P sm

John S sm

Jonathon14 sm

KeithLemons sm

Kittens24 CPL

Leewidnes sm

Lennard sm

Lexi3 SF

Loachlover sm

Long and tall sm

Loulou75 SF

Mark_the_sexy sm

Martinlycra sm

Merseysideman sm

Mikey19802000 sm

Mikeyblue25 sm

Mr69x sm

Mrgrey89 sm

Mrsocialintellect sm

Mrswcorkcpl CPL

Nick L sm

Nygel and Ali CPL

Olderguy4u sm

Olivertwist sm

Onelegste sm

Onna-Bugeisha SF

Paul20166 sm

Paulanddarcy CPL

Pevarun sm

Phoenix68 sm

Pstogs16 sm

Qtongue sm

Red_lipstick SF

Redwood1 sm

Reggie145 sm

Ritchie sm

Roger moore sm

Sasuarez96 sm

Scouselad58 sm

Scousemark79 sm

Steamer999 sm

Sthelensmcr sm

Sub_ilac SF

SupergirthUK sm

Terry sm

TitaniaOberon CPL

Violet2000 SF

Inc 2 private Females

PLEASE DON'T BOMBARD THE FEMALES ON THE LIST WITH MESSAGES. IF THEY REPORT TO ME THAT YOU ARE PESTERING, I WILL REMOVE YOU FROM THE LIST. Thanks xxx"

Wow looking hot already! And still a week to go... Going to be a busy one!!! So excited for this one xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sexy Christmas jumper, isn't that an oxymoron

Some hot ladies on this thread though

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

"Add me as well please? Cant say no to all these milfs!

Done

I think it's about time we published a guestlist hey?

Oooo yes I think so!!

Was waiting to perve/see who's going cheers! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I go on the list plz

I have unfinished business

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Can I go on the list plz

I have unfinished business

hahaha...that sounds interesting

See you there xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He knows who he is

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By *upergirthukMan over a year ago

Liverpool UK

I love Milf Monday and adore all you mums. You are just brilliant

xxx

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By *upergirthukMan over a year ago

Liverpool UK

"Shame it can't be extended to a later time .... more fun!

Well I was going to extend the opening hours a little for this party but usually our ladies are pretty knackered by the time 3pm comes so I'm not sure if there would be many people left!!! lol x"
Ha ha ha. I'd still move in given half the chance.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Adding

Tattooed Big Guy

Xxx

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By *upergirthukMan over a year ago

Liverpool UK

Chris Brown ft Ludacris "Wet The Bed"

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He knows who he is

xx"
ohhhhh that sounds interesting lol

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By *upergirthukMan over a year ago

Liverpool UK

"Chris Brown ft Ludacris "Wet The Bed"

xxx "

Clock these lyrics

[Intro]

Hear the sound of your body drip, drip, drip

As I kiss both sexy lip, lip, lips

Hear the sound of your body drip, drip, drip

As I kiss both sexy lip, lip, lips

[verse 1]

I ain't afraid to drown, if that means I deep up in your ocean yeah

Girl I'll drink you down, siping on your body all night

I just wanna take your legs and wrap em round, girl you’re coming right now

My head to your chest feeling your heart beat girl

Swimming all in your sea, and you’re sweatin all over me,

Bring it forward don’t you run

I don’t want to be a many men

Baby you’re just like a storm rainin on me girl you're soak n wet

Whoa

[Chorus]

I'ma kiss it right, yeah, yeah

I'm gone lick all night, yeah, yeah

Girl when I’m inside, yeah, yeah

Yeah girl you heard what I said

I'm gonna make you wet the bed, bed, bed

I'ma put your legs behind your head

Wouldn't I make you wet the bed

[Verse 2]

You don’t know what you're in for

Bouta get inside your mental

In your back like a slim ball

I'ma make you fein like a nympho

Tonight, ohh whoa

You're mine, baby girl

Anytime you want it

I'm, ready and willing girl to give it

I saw the look in your body you go the tremblin

Flip it around girl lemme get it from the side

And can I visit all those spots you like

Your neck, your back, your sexy lips booty and thighs

I dont want to be a many men

Baby you're just like a storm rainin on me girl you're soak n wet

[Chorus]

I'ma kiss it right, yeah, yeah

I'm gone lick all night, yeah, yeah

Girl when I’m inside, yeah, yeah

Yeah girl you heard what I said

I'm gonna make you wet the bed, bed, bed

I'ma put your legs behind your head

Wouldn't I make you wet the bed

[Verse 3]

I’ma make your body wetter than ever

We'll get together you can tell as soon as I approach ya

When you’re feeling up tight, get it right,

Don’t fight lighten up like Sammy Sosa

Women call me the supa soker and I’ma soak ya bed to dose

How long can you hold your breath

Asthma attackin, wake up wonderin what happened

Makin me hot like like Toni Braxton

You came in now u wanna break my back in, two

What you wanna do, look at you with your birthday suit

The forecast said it's cloudy and I'ma have your body like bloop

[Chorus]

I'ma kiss it right, yeah, yeah

I'm gone lick all night, yeah, yeah

Girl when I’m inside, yeah, yeah

Yeah girl you heard what I said

I'm gonna make you wet the bed, bed, bed

I'ma put your legs behind your head

Wouldn't I make you wet the bed

;) xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha he is cali

U comin?

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By *upergirthukMan over a year ago

Liverpool UK

"Haha he is cali

U comin?

"
Not at the moment. Gonna save it til Wednesday night for whoever wants it I think unless someone wants me to feed them it this Monday evening /night.

xxx

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By *upergirthukMan over a year ago

Liverpool UK

"Haha he is cali

U comin?

"
I'll be in attendance.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is everyone getting excited? Only one week to go!! Yay x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh yes ... ordered a sexy xmas outfit especially xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah really nervous but even more excited about meeting new people!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh yes ... ordered a sexy xmas outfit especially xx"

Ooo getting in the party spirit

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

"Can I go on the list plz

I have unfinished business

Yeah ooo can I watch / join in at the end?! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you take my name off please??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I go on the list plz

I have unfinished business

Yeah ooo can I watch / join in at the end?! X

Can I watch with you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha he is cali

U comin?

"
wont know till nearer the day as depends on work for lee.. but it is my birthday on the 3rd... so would be fun x birthday bukkake sounds like fun.. but will see if lees work allows x

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By *evarunMan over a year ago

chester

Dooh !

In my excitement to attend the famous MILF Xmas party I have been to THI this morning to discover I am a week early ! Just like waking up on Christmas morning to discover no presents. Will just have to wait another 7 days to see you all

Xxx

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By *ilacWoman over a year ago

Cheshire

"Dooh !

Xxx "

Aww bless. That's proper made me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn it, I wish there was a way to steal a club scene lady somehow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ooooooooooo I am super excited for Monday now xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Adding

richjd87

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dooh !

Xxx "

Brilliant...

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