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Fab Xmas social @ Ttownhouse, Friday 11th December.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Open to all members of FAB but you must be on my guest list to attend, the club will only be open to FAB members.

8.30pm-3am last entry to the club 10.00pm unless arranged in advance with the club.

If you're already a member of Townhouse, please bring your membership card, if you're not then

you will need to bring ID or you will be refused admission to the club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Although this is a Fab 'SOCIAL' all the facilities at Townhouse will be open So if you just want to be social, there is a great bar area and also an entertainment lounge or even the Jacuzzi. If you want to explore the rest of the club, feel free and if you want to be more than a bit social

take full advantage of the club.

The club is fully licensed as well and they have a well stocked bar and as this will be a private party for us Fabsters, you can't take your own drink, all drink must be purchased from Townhouse.

Prices for this are as follows

Single Female £5

TV/TS £10

Couple £15

Single Male £20

You will also need £5 deposit for your locker key, your locker number is also the number you use when getting drinks/snacks at the bar.

If you have any questions at all, feel free to post on here or message me and I'll do my best to answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh go on then, since you are bringing your gloves

Please may I be added to your list, Lee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh go on then, since you are bringing your gloves

Please may I be added to your list, Lee?"

My gloves will definitely be with me, I just hope I've actually got time to use them this time

You're on the guest list, look forward to seeing you there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We will be there just for a change xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You may as well put me down. I'll come this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We will be there just for a change xx"

I thought you might well be somehow

You're on the guest list

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You may as well put me down. I'll come this time "

Done and fingers crossed you can make it this time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh go on then, since you are bringing your gloves

Please may I be added to your list, Lee?

My gloves will definitely be with me, I just hope I've actually got time to use them this time

You're on the guest list, look forward to seeing you there

Thank you. Could I reserve an overnight stay too please if they are available? If not I will book locally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh go on then, since you are bringing your gloves

Please may I be added to your list, Lee?

My gloves will definitely be with me, I just hope I've actually got time to use them this time

You're on the guest list, look forward to seeing you there

Thank you. Could I reserve an overnight stay too please if they are available? If not I will book locally."

Overnight stays are available for this event so I'll let Vicky know when I speak to her next.

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By *randMrsTrilBCouple over a year ago

Southport

We will come but due to the situation you know about it maybe MrTrilB on his own so will know more in the next couple of days x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love the regional accent Lee- T'townhouse, best club in t'North West.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We will come but due to the situation you know about it maybe MrTrilB on his own so will know more in the next couple of days x"

No problem, you're on the list one way or the other

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love the regional accent Lee- T'townhouse, best club in t'North West."

It was more of a sleep deprived stutter than me shifting back into my normal Yorkshire accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was going to see if I could be put on the list but glad to see im there on the top of it!!! It's my birthday that week so defo going to be there!! Can't wait!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was going to see if I could be put on the list but glad to see im there on the top of it!!! It's my birthday that week so defo going to be there!! Can't wait!! X"

I couldn't forget that you asked to be put on the list when I start the new thread

As it's you're birthday week, I'm sure we can all help you to celebrate in Towhnouse style

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By *wingersWhenYoureWinningCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

Stick us down please Lee, hopefully shifts will fall well for us!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was going to see if I could be put on the list but glad to see im there on the top of it!!! It's my birthday that week so defo going to be there!! Can't wait!! X

I couldn't forget that you asked to be put on the list when I start the new thread

As it's you're birthday week, I'm sure we can all help you to celebrate in Towhnouse style

Well I will be 27 so not the spring chicken I am now, but I'm sure it will be fun anyway!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stick us down please Lee, hopefully shifts will fall well for us!"

Done, fingers crossed the shift pattern works out well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was going to see if I could be put on the list but glad to see im there on the top of it!!! It's my birthday that week so defo going to be there!! Can't wait!! X

I couldn't forget that you asked to be put on the list when I start the new thread

As it's you're birthday week, I'm sure we can all help you to celebrate in Towhnouse style

Well I will be 27 so not the spring chicken I am now, but I'm sure it will be fun anyway!!!

I didn't realise you were going to be THAT OLD!!!!! You'd better have plenty of fun on Milf Monday whilst you still can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You may as well put me down. I'll come this time

Done and fingers crossed you can make it this time

Might wear my santa outfit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You may as well put me down. I'll come this time

Done and fingers crossed you can make it this time

Might wear my santa outfit

Sounds good to me

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

Can you add me please. Hopefully I can make the next one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put as a maybe please lee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you add me please. Hopefully I can make the next one."

Done, fingers crossed you can make the next one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Put as a maybe please lee

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *uriousTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Manchester

We'll try to come too if we can be on the list please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We'll try to come too if we can be on the list please

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you add me please lee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you add me please lee"

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you put me down please, I'm going to try and sort it so I can get to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you put me down please, I'm going to try and sort it so I can get to you"

Great news

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you put me down please, I'm going to try and sort it so I can get to you

Great news

*cough* I can feel a bit of a cold coming in mid December *cough cough*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you put me down please, I'm going to try and sort it so I can get to you"

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you put me down please, I'm going to try and sort it so I can get to you

Great news

*cough* I can feel a bit of a cold coming in mid December *cough cough* "

I'll warm you up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please put my name down want to try it for first time thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please put my name down want to try it for first time thanks"

Done, look forward to seeing you there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don't forget as with all the fab socials, there are overnight stays available. Message TownhouseTwosome for details and to book.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you put me down please, I'm going to try and sort it so I can get to you

Great news

*cough* I can feel a bit of a cold coming in mid December *cough cough*

I'll warm you up lol

You're so kind xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me too please Lee , really enjoyed last one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me too please Lee , really enjoyed last one."

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *oonshadowsCouple over a year ago

Lytham St Annes

Could you add us to the list please

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could you add us to the list please

xxx"

Done, look forward to seeing you both there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?"

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you add us please fingers crossed we can make it this time

Lovetoplay xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you add us please fingers crossed we can make it this time

Lovetoplay xx"

Done, fingers crossed you can make it this time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

If you find any lee let me know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?"

That might be fun. I like dressing up. I am game if you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

Mrs Santa maybe coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

Mrs Santa maybe coming

That'll be a very wet Mrs Santa (and others), if she does cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

Mrs Santa maybe coming

That'll be a very wet Mrs Santa (and others), if she does cum

Did you see the sheets last time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooooo can't wait it's Christmas and it's all fun and yeyyyyyyy can't wait :D xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

Mrs Santa maybe coming

That'll be a very wet Mrs Santa (and others), if she does cum

Did you see the sheets last time?"

Yeah I did, you'll have to do much better than that as Mrs Santa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

Mrs Santa maybe coming

That'll be a very wet Mrs Santa (and others), if she does cum

Did you see the sheets last time?

Yeah I did, you'll have to do much better than that as Mrs Santa

Cheeky bugger. I soaked everyone and everything

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By *randMrsTrilBCouple over a year ago

Southport

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?"

MissTrilB will be in her sexy Santa outfit I myself will be dressed as Jesus in his birthday suit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

Mrs Santa maybe coming

That'll be a very wet Mrs Santa (and others), if she does cum

Did you see the sheets last time?

Yeah I did, you'll have to do much better than that as Mrs Santa

Cheeky bugger. I soaked everyone and everything "

I only got there in time for the after effects, so you missed me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi lee. Is the number of single males limited for this? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi lee. Is the number of single males limited for this? X"

You only need one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We will be there either way! Hehe x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi lee. Is the number of single males limited for this? X"

Nope, as long as they're on the guest list before I close the list on the day they can attend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We will be there either way! Hehe x"

Yayyy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi lee. Is the number of single males limited for this? X

You only need one

Now I just need to find that 1! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi lee. Is the number of single males limited for this? X

Nope, as long as they're on the guest list before I close the list on the day they can attend

Cheers Lee, I will keep spreading the word about it then!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi lee. Is the number of single males limited for this? X

You only need one

Now I just need to find that 1! X

Plus the others to give him a break every now and then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi lee. Is the number of single males limited for this? X

Nope, as long as they're on the guest list before I close the list on the day they can attend

Cheers Lee, I will keep spreading the word about it then!! X"

The more the merrier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi lee. Is the number of single males limited for this? X

You only need one

Now I just need to find that 1! X

Plus the others to give him a break every now and then

Well I know a guy, he is nicknamed the DarkHorse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi lee. Is the number of single males limited for this? X

You only need one

Now I just need to find that 1! X

Plus the others to give him a break every now and then

Well I know a guy, he is nicknamed the DarkHorse

Probably for a good reason!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

Mrs Santa maybe coming

That'll be a very wet Mrs Santa (and others), if she does cum

Did you see the sheets last time?

Yeah I did, you'll have to do much better than that as Mrs Santa

Cheeky bugger. I soaked everyone and everything

I only got there in time for the after effects, so you missed me

I might get you next time x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

Mrs Santa maybe coming

That'll be a very wet Mrs Santa (and others), if she does cum

Did you see the sheets last time?

Yeah I did, you'll have to do much better than that as Mrs Santa

Cheeky bugger. I soaked everyone and everything

I only got there in time for the after effects, so you missed me

I might get you next time x"

Fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you put us three down please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you put us three down please

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

Mrs Santa maybe coming

That'll be a very wet Mrs Santa (and others), if she does cum

Did you see the sheets last time?

Yeah I did, you'll have to do much better than that as Mrs Santa

Cheeky bugger. I soaked everyone and everything

I only got there in time for the after effects, so you missed me

I might get you next time x

Fingers crossed

Oh you want to get wet do you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

Mrs Santa maybe coming

That'll be a very wet Mrs Santa (and others), if she does cum

Did you see the sheets last time?

Yeah I did, you'll have to do much better than that as Mrs Santa

Cheeky bugger. I soaked everyone and everything

I only got there in time for the after effects, so you missed me

I might get you next time x

Fingers crossed

Oh you want to get wet do you

As long as my gloves aren't switched on at the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

Mrs Santa maybe coming

That'll be a very wet Mrs Santa (and others), if she does cum

Did you see the sheets last time?

Yeah I did, you'll have to do much better than that as Mrs Santa

Cheeky bugger. I soaked everyone and everything

I only got there in time for the after effects, so you missed me

I might get you next time x

Fingers crossed

Oh you want to get wet do you

As long as my gloves aren't switched on at the time

That would be fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone dressing in Christmas outfits?

Think I might have to try and find some Mistletoe Boxers

Mrs Santa maybe coming

That'll be a very wet Mrs Santa (and others), if she does cum

Did you see the sheets last time?

Yeah I did, you'll have to do much better than that as Mrs Santa

Cheeky bugger. I soaked everyone and everything

I only got there in time for the after effects, so you missed me

I might get you next time x

Fingers crossed

Oh you want to get wet do you

As long as my gloves aren't switched on at the time

That would be fun.

Might just have to try that one day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

What do you think about getting the DJ back in folks? You all seem to like a boogie when he's with us! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you think about getting the DJ back in folks? You all seem to like a boogie when he's with us! x"

Mixed feelings. The group at the last social did not dance much so I think it depends on the general atmosphere on the night. The karaoke went down really well I recall.

Depends how expensive it is going to be I suppose. It is always nice to have music.

Not much help am I? Lol.

YES! There you go, a decision because I would like to dance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on stick us down if you'll have us

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on stick us down if you'll have us"

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bump

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

ok, I will see if we can get our DJ in again

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By *randMrsTrilBCouple over a year ago

Southport

"ok, I will see if we can get our DJ in again

Can you ask him to play Slade

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ok, I will see if we can get our DJ in again

Fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ok, I will see if we can get our DJ in again

Can you ask him to play Slade

And Rocking around the Christmas tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ok, I will see if we can get our DJ in again

Can you ask him to play Slade

And Rocking around the Christmas tree

It's looking like we might need a separate thread started just for songs the DJ needs to play on the night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

AlphaOmega87 (cpl)

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Charlia (sf)

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happinesswill (sm)

JennyTaylor (sf)

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persian princess (sf)

Purring Pussy xx (sf)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bump

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By *ing and RideCouple over a year ago

stockport

Hi please add us to the list. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi please add us to the list. Thanks"

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So...who is dressing up? Santa suits, reindeer antlers? Snowmen? Or the Christmas fairy perhaps?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So...who is dressing up? Santa suits, reindeer antlers? Snowmen? Or the Christmas fairy perhaps?."

Mrs Santa will be making an appearance

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So...who is dressing up? Santa suits, reindeer antlers? Snowmen? Or the Christmas fairy perhaps?.

Mrs Santa will be making an appearance

Looking forward to seeing Mrs Santa

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By *unandlaffsMan over a year ago

hereford

Hi Lee,

could you add me to list please!

Just might have to pop the old Roy Wood Xmas outfit on lol.

Cheers Dave

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lee,

could you add me to list please!

Just might have to pop the old Roy Wood Xmas outfit on lol.

Cheers Dave"

You're on the list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Lee,

could you add me to list please!

Just might have to pop the old Roy Wood Xmas outfit on lol.

Cheers Dave

You're on the list

Oh don't encourage him! Not recovered from his Halloween Jester yet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lee,

could you add me to list please!

Just might have to pop the old Roy Wood Xmas outfit on lol.

Cheers Dave

You're on the list

Oh don't encourage him! Not recovered from his Halloween Jester yet!

Like he needs any encouragement

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By *exus99Man over a year ago

staffordshire

Hi Lee

pop me on the list please for your social on December 11th will look forward to it

cheers

John "_exus99"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lee

pop me on the list please for your social on December 11th will look forward to it

cheers

John "_exus99""

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

AlphaOmega87 (cpl)

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Charlia (sf)

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_unandlaffs (sm)

happinesswill (sm)

JennyTaylor (sf)

LeeWidnes (sm)

Lfg03 (cpl)

lovesexy (cpl)

lovetoplay (cpl)

Man_wife86 (cpl)

minxalicious (cpl)

_exus99 (sm)

persian princess (sf)

Purring Pussy xx (sf)

rembrant (sm)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gogetit and tastymuffi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gogetit and tastymuffi "

Done

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By *icklesCouple over a year ago

North wales

I suppose we can force ourselves to go better put our name down please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I suppose we can force ourselves to go better put our name down please x"

Go on then, seeing as you're making the effort to force yourselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

AlphaOmega87 (cpl)

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Charlia (sf)

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FetandFun (cpl)

_unandlaffs (sm)

gogetit (sm)

happinesswill (sm)

JennyTaylor (sf)

LeeWidnes (sm)

Lfg03 (cpl)

lovesexy (cpl)

lovetoplay (cpl)

Man_wife86 (cpl)

minxalicious (cpl)

_exus99 (sm)

persian princess (sf)

Pickles (cpl)

Purring Pussy xx (sf)

rembrant (sm)

Ring and Ride (cpl)

Sinderella1978 (sf)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, can you take me off the list please, I'm not going to be able to make it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry, can you take me off the list please, I'm not going to be able to make it now"

Done, thanks for letting me know.

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AlphaOmega87 (cpl)

Bigbappednaughtyslut (sf)

Charlia (sf)

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FetandFun (cpl)

_unandlaffs (sm)

gogetit (sm)

JennyTaylor (sf)

LeeWidnes (sm)

Lfg03 (cpl)

lovesexy (cpl)

lovetoplay (cpl)

Man_wife86 (cpl)

minxalicious (cpl)

_exus99 (sm)

persian princess (sf)

Pickles (cpl)

Purring Pussy xx (sf)

rembrant (sm)

Ring and Ride (cpl)

Sinderella1978 (sf)

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By *uiet confidenceMan over a year ago

Warrington

Hi Lee, can you add me please?

Cheers,

Sam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lee, can you add me please?

Cheers,

Sam."

Done

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By *izandpaulCouple over a year ago

merseyside

Hi Lee

Can you add us too.

Thanks.

Liz and Paul. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lee

Can you add us too.

Thanks.

Liz and Paul. x"

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

AlphaOmega87 (cpl)

Bigbappednaughtyslut (sf)

Charlia (sf)

_urioustwosome (cpl)

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FetandFun (cpl)

_unandlaffs (sm)

gogetit (sm)

JennyTaylor (sf)

LeeWidnes (sm)

Lfg03 (cpl)

_izandpaul (cpl)

lovesexy (cpl)

lovetoplay (cpl)

Man_wife86 (cpl)

minxalicious (cpl)

_exus99 (sm)

persian princess (sf)

Pickles (cpl)

Purring Pussy xx (sf)

rembrant (sm)

Ring and Ride (cpl)

scl (sm)

Sinderella1978 (sf)

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UnleashedCraken (sm)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

9 sleeps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

AlphaOmega87 (cpl)

Bigbappednaughtyslut (sf)

Charlia (sf)

_urioustwosome (cpl)

Ellesmereportcouple (cpl)

FetandFun (cpl)

_unandlaffs (sm)

gogetit (sm)

JennyTaylor (sf)

LeeWidnes (sm)

Lfg03 (cpl)

_izandpaul (cpl)

lovesexy (cpl)

lovetoplay (cpl)

Man_wife86 (cpl)

minxalicious (cpl)

_exus99 (sm)

persian princess (sf)

Pickles (cpl)

Purring Pussy xx (sf)

rembrant (sm)

Ring and Ride (cpl)

Rockyforu (sm)

scl (sm)

Sinderella1978 (sf)

smashey (cpl)

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Stefanie2000 (cpl)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

8 sleeps

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By *reenleavesCouple over a year ago

North Wales

Us please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Us please!

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lee put me down once again think I can make it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lee put me down once again think I can make it."

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

AlphaOmega87 (cpl)

Bigbappednaughtyslut (sf)

Charlia (sf)

_urioustwosome (cpl)

Ellesmereportcouple (cpl)

FetandFun (cpl)

_unandlaffs (sm)

gogetit (sm)

Greenleaves (cpl)

Jay8627 (sm)

JennyTaylor (sf)

LeeWidnes (sm)

Lfg03 (cpl)

_izandpaul (cpl)

lovesexy (cpl)

lovetoplay (cpl)

Man_wife86 (cpl)

minxalicious (cpl)

_exus99 (sm)

persian princess (sf)

Pickles (cpl)

Purring Pussy xx (sf)

rembrant (sm)

Ring and Ride (cpl)

Rockyforu (sm)

scl (sm)

Sinderella1978 (sf)

smashey (cpl)

SoSINsational (sf)

Stefanie2000 (cpl)

tastymuffi (sf)

TownhouseTwosome (cpl)

UnleashedCraken (sm)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Open to all members of FAB but you must be on my guest list to attend, the club will only be open to FAB members.

8.30pm-3am last entry to the club 10.00pm unless arranged in advance with the club.

If you're already a member of Townhouse, please bring your membership card, if you're not then

you will need to bring ID or you will be refused admission to the club. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Open to all members of FAB but you must be on my guest list to attend, the club will only be open to FAB members.

8.30pm-3am last entry to the club 10.00pm unless arranged in advance with the club.

If you're already a member of Townhouse, please bring your membership card, if you're not then

you will need to bring ID or you will be refused admission to the club. "

Yep, that's definitely the first post from this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

1 week to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

6 sleeps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

5 sleeps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

albig69er (sm)

AlphaOmega87 (cpl)

Bigbappednaughtyslut (sf)

Charlia (sf)

_urioustwosome (cpl)

Ellesmereportcouple (cpl)

FetandFun (cpl)

_unandlaffs (sm)

gogetit (sm)

Greenleaves (cpl)

Jay8627 (sm)

JennyTaylor (sf)

LeeWidnes (sm)

Lfg03 (cpl)

_izandpaul (cpl)

lovesexy (cpl)

lovetoplay (cpl)

Man_wife86 (cpl)

minxalicious (cpl)

_exus99 (sm)

persian princess (sf)

Pickles (cpl)

primebeef29 (cpl)

Purring Pussy xx (sf)

rembrant (sm)

Ring and Ride (cpl)

Rockyforu (sm)

scl (sm)

Sinderella1978 (sf)

smashey (cpl)

SoSINsational (sf)

Stefanie2000 (cpl)

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UnleashedCraken (sm)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

4 sleeps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got your reindeer antlers and flashing earings? Weyhey!

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By *reenleavesCouple over a year ago

North Wales

Could you add Kitty5ub as a strong maybe please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got your reindeer antlers and flashing earings? Weyhey!"

Some things may well be getting flashed but I don't think it will be my earings

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could you add Kitty5ub as a strong maybe please?

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

albig69er (sm)

AlphaOmega87 (cpl)

Bigbappednaughtyslut (sf)

Charlia (sf)

_urioustwosome (cpl)

Ellesmereportcouple (cpl)

FetandFun (cpl)

_unandlaffs (sm)

gogetit (sm)

Greenleaves (cpl)

Jay8627 (sm)

JennyTaylor (sf)

Kitty5ub (sf) maybe

LeeWidnes (sm)

Lfg03 (cpl)

_izandpaul (cpl)

lovesexy (cpl)

Man_wife86 (cpl)

minxalicious (cpl)

_exus99 (sm)

persian princess (sf)

Pickles (cpl)

pornochef (sm)

primebeef29 (cpl)

Purring Pussy xx (sf)

rembrant (sm)

Ring and Ride (cpl)

Rockyforu (sm)

scl (sm)

Sinderella1978 (sf)

smashey (cpl)

SoSINsational (sf)

Stefanie2000 (cpl)

tastymuffi (sf)

TownhouseTwosome (cpl)

UnleashedCraken (sm)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guest list closes at 6pm on Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got your reindeer antlers and flashing earings? Weyhey!

Some things may well be getting flashed but I don't think it will be my earings

Will it be your baubles?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got your reindeer antlers and flashing earings? Weyhey!

Some things may well be getting flashed but I don't think it will be my earings

Will it be your baubles?!?

It could well be

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

3 sleeps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

albig69er (sm)

AlphaOmega87 (cpl)

Bigbappednaughtyslut (sf)

Charlia (sf)

_urioustwosome (cpl)

Ellesmereportcouple (cpl)

FetandFun (cpl)

_unandlaffs (sm)

gogetit (sm)

Greenleaves (cpl)

Jay8627 (sm)

JennyTaylor (sf)

Kitty5ub (sf) maybe

LeeWidnes (sm)

Lfg03 (cpl)

_izandpaul (cpl)

lovesexy (cpl)

Man_wife86 (cpl)

minxalicious (cpl)

_exus99 (sm)

persian princess (sf)

Pickles (cpl)

pornochef (sm) MAYBE

primebeef29 (cpl)

Purring Pussy xx (sf)

rembrant (sm)

Ring and Ride (cpl)

Rockyforu (sm)

Rumpleteazer (sf)

scl (sm)

Sinderella1978 (sf)

smashey (cpl)

SoSINsational (sf)

Stefanie2000 (cpl)

tastymuffi (sf)

TownhouseTwosome (cpl)

UnleashedCraken (sm)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

albig69er (sm)

AlphaOmega87 (cpl)

Bigbappednaughtyslut (sf)

Charlia (sf)

_urioustwosome (cpl)

Ellesmereportcouple (cpl)

FetandFun (cpl)

_unandlaffs (sm)

gogetit (sm)

Greenleaves (cpl)

Jay8627 (sm)

JennyTaylor (sf)

Kay x (sf)

Kitty5ub (sf) maybe

LeeWidnes (sm)

Lfg03 (cpl)

_izandpaul (cpl)

lovesexy (cpl)

Man_wife86 (cpl)

minxalicious (cpl)

_exus99 (sm)

persian princess (sf)

Pickles (cpl)

pornochef (sm) MAYBE

primebeef29 (cpl)

Purring Pussy xx (sf)

rembrant (sm)

Ring and Ride (cpl)

Rockyforu (sm)

Rumpleteazer (sf)

scl (sm)

Sinderella1978 (sf)

smashey (cpl)

SoSINsational (sf)

Stefanie2000 (cpl)

tastymuffi (sf)

TownhouseTwosome (cpl)

UnleashedCraken (sm)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then Lee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then Lee

Done, I wondered when you'd finally get your name down lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Lee. Could you add me to the list squire?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lee. Could you add me to the list squire? "

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then Lee

Done, I wondered when you'd finally get your name down lol "

Unfortunately work gets in the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking forward to this as we're on the fun side of the bar x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

2 sleeps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry Lee...can you take my name off the list. Mother nature is here and I'm also working on Saturday first thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry Lee...can you take my name off the list. Mother nature is here and I'm also working on Saturday first thing

Typical

I've taken you off the list. Look forward to seeing you soon though x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

albig69er (sm)

AlphaOmega87 (cpl)

Bigbappednaughtyslut (sf)

Charlia (sf)

CheekyKK (sf)

_urioustwosome (cpl)

Ellesmereportcouple (cpl)

FetandFun (cpl)

_unandlaffs (sm)

gogetit (sm)

Greenleaves (cpl)

Jay8627 (sm)

JennyTaylor (sf)

Kay x (sf)

Kitty5ub (sf) maybe

LeeWidnes (sm)

Lfg03 (cpl)

_izandpaul (cpl)

lovesexy (cpl)

Man_wife86 (cpl)

minxalicious (cpl)

MungoJerry (sm)

_exus99 (sm)

persian princess (sf)

Pickles (cpl)

pornochef (sm) MAYBE

primebeef29 (cpl)

Purring Pussy xx (sf)

rembrant (sm)

Ring and Ride (cpl)

Rockyforu (sm)

Rumpleteazer (sf)

scl (sm)

smashey (cpl)

SoSINsational (sf)

Stefanie2000 (cpl)

tastymuffi (sf)

Tigerstripe74 (sm)

TownhouseTwosome (cpl)

UnleashedCraken (sm)

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By *one_wolf.Man over a year ago

Chatham

Is this still open to single males, just seen this as wanted to check what's on beforehand on the website?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is this still open to single males, just seen this as wanted to check what's on beforehand on the website? "

Yeah, guest list is open until 6pm on Friday.

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By *one_wolf.Man over a year ago

Chatham

Sweet can you put me on the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sweet can you put me on the list"

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

albig69er (sm)

AlphaOmega87 (cpl)

Bigbappednaughtyslut (sf)

Charlia (sf)

CheekyKK (sf)

_urioustwosome (cpl)

Ellesmereportcouple (cpl)

FetandFun (cpl)

_unandlaffs (sm)

gogetit (sm)

Greenleaves (cpl)

Jay8627 (sm)

JennyTaylor (sf)

Kay x (sf)

Kitty5ub (sf) maybe

LeeWidnes (sm)

Lfg03 (cpl)

_izandpaul (cpl)

Lone_wolf. (sm)

lovesexy (cpl)

Man_wife86 (cpl)

minxalicious (cpl)

MungoJerry (sm)

_exus99 (sm)

persian princess (sf)

Pickles (cpl)

pornochef (sm) MAYBE

poshandbecks1975 (cpl)

primebeef29 (cpl)

Purring Pussy xx (sf)

rembrant (sm)

Ring and Ride (cpl)

Rockyforu (sm)

Rumpleteazer (sf)

scl (sm)

smashey (cpl)

SoSINsational (sf)

Stefanie2000 (cpl)

tastymuffi (sf)

Tigerstripe74 (sm)

TownhouseTwosome (cpl)

UnleashedCraken (sm)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry Lee...can you take my name off the list. Mother nature is here and I'm also working on Saturday first thing

Typical

I've taken you off the list. Look forward to seeing you soon though x"

I'm gutted. No Mrs Santa this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry Lee...can you take my name off the list. Mother nature is here and I'm also working on Saturday first thing

Typical

I've taken you off the list. Look forward to seeing you soon though x

I'm gutted. No Mrs Santa this year

Not good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

1 sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guest list closes at 6pm tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Lee can you please put us on the fab list for this Friday...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lee can you please put us on the fab list for this Friday...

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be put down for Friday please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I be put down for Friday please

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry Lee...can you take my name off the list. Mother nature is here and I'm also working on Saturday first thing

Typical

I've taken you off the list. Look forward to seeing you soon though x

I'm gutted. No Mrs Santa this year

Not good

Have a great time. Be as sexy and naughty as possible

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