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"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! " Missed the last one  but look forward to this one.  | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one. "You did .... so got to make up for it!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!"You had me at Christmas Country M is already shining up his boots for this | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this "And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!"You know why he shines his boots 
Mirror finish by any chance?  | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance? "Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!! I must check | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check "And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!"Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might "And a bit of spit???? | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit???? "And that too 
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas "Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix "Especially when it comes to our boys | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys "None quite like them | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them "They are truly a special breed  | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed "The specialist of the special lol | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol "Oh absolutely!!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
"Half-way through September, and feeling festive already | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already "Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on "And jingling all the way | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way "Think it may have to be done... Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November "And that's a lot of tinkling | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling "Keeps me good though!! Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas "A cunning festive plan ... I like it! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!"Got to be done!!! Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas "Oh the Minx is stirring ... | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ... "Oh she is
| |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
"A stir here....a stir there ..... | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there ..... "Big wooden spoon out | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out "Two to the left.....one to the right ..... | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right ....."One clockwise....two anti | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti "We'll be stirring before you know it | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it "Currents anyone?? | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??"
| |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
"We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!"Oohhhh now your talking | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking "Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' .... | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' .... "Can't beat some good finger licking fun | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun " | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
"Same question.... Are you Ketchup Or Mustard | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
"Most important question of the season .... No question about it ...MUSTARD!!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!"Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!! Who would have thought it.... Everyone else?? | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else?? "Mustard? Every time. Ketchup? Never. Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you "Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!! "Oh you'll love this one hahaha!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!"Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin .... | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ...."Sitting with legs and arms crossed | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed "So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue???? | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????"Yes yes and F*K YES | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES "Oh ok .... There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more? | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?"Yes yes yes!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!! "So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing! Want to hear the punch line????? | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????"Yes.... I'm thinking someone farted though | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though "If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!"Eewwwwww 
The smell comes back every time it’s mention | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention "Like it was yesterday eh???? | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh???? "Definitely | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely "And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work "
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk "EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!"Best way to start the day... May have to become a morning ritual | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual "I agree! Coffee .... Check Orange juice .... Check Cereal .... Check EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check Ready to start the day | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day "Oohhhhhh Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often "Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!"And here is another F*K YES!!!!!!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!! "The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!"On go on then..... Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk "Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!"Whoop whoop you said it | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it "I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course .... | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ...."Of you!! Naughty | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty "Yes please | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please " | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please " | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
"Now this can't come quick enough | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough "It will be here before we know it | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it "Literally, time is galloping away!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!"And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas! "That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops "Absolutely. Yee Haw  | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw "Can't wait to see all the Cowboys | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys "And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both "Oh absolutely | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely "It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season .... | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season .... "Oohhhh I like that!!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!! "Thought you just might | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might "Anything to get me in the swing of things | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things "Oh you so clever with the words!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!"We all love a play by words don't we | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we "That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!"It does indeed.... And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse "Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!"I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go "Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly "Is there a more gorgeous version.... Of course there is... @AtlantisEVOLUTION always | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always "You always know the right words to say..... | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say..... "Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most "There, she's done it again .... genius!!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!! "Speaking the truth only | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only "And only the truth, so help me ...... | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......"Heart crossed and everything | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything "Then it must be true | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true "I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?  | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ? "Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there "I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw "Super clever partner!!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!"Did someone mention food at this event? | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event? "Not only food....finger lickin' food!!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!". Oooo nom nom nom | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom "Hotdogs at midnight!!!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!! "Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . . | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . . "Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!! "Sausage ? | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ? "You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while "Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers "And these ones ALWAYS fit | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit "Of course | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course "Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella "Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella
Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol "Or both | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella
Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol
Or both " | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella
Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol
Or both
"Oh go on .... You know you want to | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella
Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol
Or both
Oh go on .... You know you want to "Princess Cowgirl... I'll look forward to seeing that outfit | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella
Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol
Or both
Oh go on .... You know you want to
Princess Cowgirl... I'll look forward to seeing that outfit "I'm sure this can be pulled off | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella
Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol
Or both
Oh go on .... You know you want to
Princess Cowgirl... I'll look forward to seeing that outfit
I'm sure this can be pulled off "Knowing you H you will!! | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella
Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol
Or both
Oh go on .... You know you want to
Princess Cowgirl... I'll look forward to seeing that outfit
I'm sure this can be pulled off
Knowing you H you will!! "It will be a sight to behold no doubt. | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella
Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol
Or both
Oh go on .... You know you want to
Princess Cowgirl... I'll look forward to seeing that outfit
I'm sure this can be pulled off
Knowing you H you will!!
It will be a sight to behold no doubt. "H will look amazing as she always does | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella
Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol
Or both
Oh go on .... You know you want to
Princess Cowgirl... I'll look forward to seeing that outfit
I'm sure this can be pulled off
Knowing you H you will!!
It will be a sight to behold no doubt. "H will look amazing as she always does | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella
Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol
Or both
Oh go on .... You know you want to
Princess Cowgirl... I'll look forward to seeing that outfit
I'm sure this can be pulled off
Knowing you H you will!!
It will be a sight to behold no doubt.
H will look amazing as she always does "A walking Wednesday dancing Princess | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella
Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol
Or both
Oh go on .... You know you want to
Princess Cowgirl... I'll look forward to seeing that outfit
I'm sure this can be pulled off
Knowing you H you will!!
It will be a sight to behold no doubt.
H will look amazing as she always does
A walking Wednesday dancing Princess "Oh blush  you cuties...
But on a serious note....this sounds Epic!!
Can we Western Wednesday the dance
Of course we can | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella
Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol
Or both
Oh go on .... You know you want to
Princess Cowgirl... I'll look forward to seeing that outfit
I'm sure this can be pulled off
Knowing you H you will!!
It will be a sight to behold no doubt.
H will look amazing as she always does
A walking Wednesday dancing Princess
Oh blush you cuties...
But on a serious note....this sounds Epic!!
Can we Western Wednesday the dance
Of course we can "Indeed. | |||
"‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ … Yee Haw … the last events were amazing … so we are doing it all again, but this time with a festive twist! EVERYONE is Welcome! Ho! Ho! Ho! Partners!! PLUS!! There are … Hot Dogs n Ketchup & Mustard Finger Licking Tasty PLUS!! Nibbles and snacks for all. PLUS!! Christmas treats for all 9pm – 2am. It is going to be a fabulous weekend for couples, singles and fems. . . for EVERYONE. Either dress in theme or very smart. As if you were attending a nice nightclub or wine bar. Very smart jeans are okay. No Hoodies or Trainers or Tracksuit Bottoms/Tops. Modern fashion shoes like Vans or Converse are fine. Lifetime membership is only £20 per couple/single men or ladies. Entry just £20 per couple. Entry just £30 per single guy. Entry just £10 per single lady. You can bring your own alcohol, and we will keep it for you in the customer chiller. Add a soft drink or mixer for just £2.30. If you have not been to the club before, then joining is simple. Just bring ID – something like a driving licence, utility bill, bank statement etc – just to confirm your name and address. A copy won’t be taken; it will just be looked at it. Once you have joined, a member will give you a tour of the club and introduce you to other members. You will find people very friendly and welcoming – we are renowned for a warm welcome. ‘A Christmas Country Cowboys & Cowgirls Weekend’ is just one of the many themed nights that are held at atlantisEVOLUTION. Check the club’s website and look at ‘Our Calendar’ and ‘Our Nights’. Get ready to have an amazing night with amazing people at an amazing club! Missed the last one but look forward to this one.
You did .... so got to make up for it!!
You had me at Christmas Country
M is already shining up his boots for this
And we know how that boy can look in his shiny boots ... woohoo!!
You know why he shines his boots
Mirror finish by any chance?
Lol hahaha Lady G!! Never crossed my mind!!
I must check
And????? Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Nope
But if he rubs hard enough...he just might
And a bit of spit????
And that too
But don't want to be giving 4hw boy anymore ideas
Absolutely not ....ideas, thinking and boys are a bad mix
Especially when it comes to our boys
None quite like them
They are truly a special breed
The specialist of the special lol
Oh absolutely!!!
Half-way through September, and feeling festive already
Sooooooo close and tempting to get my jingle on
And jingling all the way
Think it may have to be done...
Jingle my way through the rest of Sept October and November
And that's a lot of tinkling
Keeps me good though!!
Thinking of all those calories to burn...so can eat more at Christmas
A cunning festive plan ... I like it!
Got to be done!!!
Just thinking of all the sweet treats I can eat..and that's not just at Christmas
Oh the Minx is stirring ...
Oh she is
A stir here....a stir there .....
Big wooden spoon out
Two to the left.....one to the right .....
One clockwise....two anti
We'll be stirring before you know it
Currents anyone??
We don't need currants .... we got hot dogs!!
Oohhhh now your talking
Which always brings us back to 'finger-licking good' ....
Can't beat some good finger licking fun
Same question....
Are you Ketchup
Or Mustard
Most important question of the season ....
No question about it ...MUSTARD!!!
Oohhhhh she's gone for the Mustard!!!
Who would have thought it....
Everyone else??
Mustard? Every time.
Ketchup? Never.
Last time I saw lots of ketchup....our very own Andy was wearing it at Halloween, as blood .... I'll tell you when I see you
Hahhahhaa looking forward to hearing this story!!
Oh you'll love this one hahaha!!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ....
Sitting with legs and arms crossed
So....we had all gathered to go and watch the local zombie film, made in our very own Burslem, and staring yours truly and Ophelia....shall I continue????
Yes yes and F*K YES
Oh ok ....
There's about 20 of us, and we are all seated in the Regent Theatre....I am sat next to Bex, who points out that Andy is running late. I turn around, and in walks the boy himself .... more?
Yes yes yes!!
So..... Andy sits next to Bex. He has a ripped shirt on and covered in lots of fake blood...quite the zombie attire. As in all theatres, lots of people, and it starts to get warm. Suddenly Bex says 'What the F*K is that smell????' And she's right, there's an awful smell. We start looking everywhere .... around, at the people in front, behind, under the seat....nothing!
Want to hear the punch line?????
Yes....
I'm thinking someone farted though
If only .....
Seeing you have been so patient .....Bex then says 'FFS Andy!!!' And in his usual, on the ball response says ....'What?'
It now smells like a bad night at a fun-fair!
So .... remember I said Andy was running late? Well, do you remember the KFC that was in Burslem? Andy didn't have time to get faked blood, so he went into KFC and got 10 sachets of tomato ketchup and covered himself in it!
Warm bodies....all sitting close .....hot tomato ketchup .... sure you can get the picture, or smell!!
Bex then took Andy by the hand and moved him a dozen seats away and told him to stay down-wind!!
So, on Friday.....when you see him .... ask away!!!
Bless lol!!
Eewwwwww
The smell comes back every time it’s mention
Like it was yesterday eh????
Definitely
And just goes to show that extensive and expensive therapy doesn't work
Guess not!!!
On another note.....
We will be soon approaching December and getting ready for this fabulous event....
Eeeeekkkkkk
EeeeeeKkkkkkkk ... now I feel better. Nothing like an early morning EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkk to start the day off!
Best way to start the day...
May have to become a morning ritual
I agree!
Coffee .... Check
Orange juice .... Check
Cereal .... Check
EeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkk .... Check
Ready to start the day
Oohhhhhh
Think I might have to throw in a F*K YES....just every so often
Of course. There's no event without the occasional F*K YES! Be super rude not to!
And here is another
F*K YES!!!!!!!
The only thing this is missing is a EeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkk, so ........ EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
On go on then.....
Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Only thing missing here is a ..... yup, you got it ...... F*K YES!!!
Whoop whoop you said it
I did! I did! In-between licking my fingers, of course ....
Of you!! Naughty
Yes please
Now this can't come quick enough
It will be here before we know it
Literally, time is galloping away!!
And we look amazing for Halloween, you gotta come and see how amazing we look for Christmas!
That's a given...as always AtlantisEVOLUTION pulling out all the stops
Absolutely. Yee Haw
Can't wait to see all the Cowboys
And girls....and, with our little band, a mix of both
Oh absolutely
It's going to be a true Yee-Haw Christmas season ....
Oohhhh I like that!!!
Thought you just might
Anything to get me in the swing of things
Oh you so clever with the words!!
We all love a play by words don't we
That we do....and we are so good at it .... practise does make perfect!!
It does indeed....
And just enough time to get the practice in for some line dancing, cowboy/girl dance offs, hoe downs and ride a horse
Now, doesn't paint a rather fabulous picture? I tell you, Princess Christmas has a way with the words!! I got festive goosebumps just reading it!!
I'm ready to get my shoes shined, check shirt on and hat pulled down ready to go
Like a more gorgeous version of Coyote Ugly
Is there a more gorgeous version....
Of course there is...
@AtlantisEVOLUTION always
You always know the right words to say.....
Definitely especially when it comes to the place we LOVE the most
There, she's done it again .... genius!!!
Speaking the truth only
And only the truth, so help me ......
Heart crossed and everything
Then it must be true
I've checked and it's true....talking of checked, Where's that shirt I was going to wear ?
Ooooooooh .... saw what you did there
I know. Clever eh ? Yee Haw
Super clever partner!!!
Did someone mention food at this event?
Not only food....finger lickin' food!!!.
Oooo nom nom nom
Hotdogs at midnight!!!!
Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Aa Aaa Aaaaaaaaa . . .
Forget the glass slippers....it's all about the sausage..... I mean hotdogs!!!
Sausage ?
You two lovelies munching on sausages in glass slippers....well that's an image I'll keep for a while
Forget the Cowboy Boots it's all about the glass slippers
And these ones ALWAYS fit
Of course
Glass slippers ? It sounds like we are in Cinderella
Every Cowboy needs a princess....or a Cowgirl lol
Or both
Oh go on .... You know you want to
Princess Cowgirl... I'll look forward to seeing that outfit
I'm sure this can be pulled off
Knowing you H you will!!
It will be a sight to behold no doubt.
H will look amazing as she always does
A walking Wednesday dancing Princess
Oh blush you cuties...
But on a serious note....this sounds Epic!!
Can we Western Wednesday the dance
Of course we can
Indeed. "Yeee Haw. This is getting closer | |||
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"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! " It'll be great to meet you. Don't forget your ID, it's cash only and you can bring your own alcohol | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! " And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready "Don't forget your hats!! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!"Boots n hats , Boots n hats. Look at me, I'm beat boxing | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing "Getting ready for Karoloke | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke "And do forget the Yeeeeeehaaaaa! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa! "Oh yes indeed... .that's a given | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given "All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
"Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy "You go girl!!!! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!! "Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!! "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this "I hope so too | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too "Crossing everything to make sure you are!! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!"Fingers and toes!!! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!! "With bells on!!!! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!! "I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!, | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,"Lots of rest, plenty of fluids | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids "Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long. 
Tell me more about those sausages !!! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!! "It's always about the sausages with you isn't it??? | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it??? "Erm.... who me ? | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ? "Errrrrr .... yup, you | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ?
Errrrrr .... yup, you "Ssshhhhh. Don't tell everybody. | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ?
Errrrrr .... yup, you
Ssshhhhh. Don't tell everybody. "EeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkk!! 5 sleeps to go people! 5 sleeps!! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ?
Errrrrr .... yup, you
Ssshhhhh. Don't tell everybody.
EeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkk!! 5 sleeps to go people! 5 sleeps!!"Are you sure? Counts fingers......oh gosh. So it is | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ?
Errrrrr .... yup, you
Ssshhhhh. Don't tell everybody.
EeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkk!! 5 sleeps to go people! 5 sleeps!!
Are you sure? Counts fingers......oh gosh. So it is "I know! Those fingers of time again .... 4!!!!!! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ?
Errrrrr .... yup, you
Ssshhhhh. Don't tell everybody.
EeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkk!! 5 sleeps to go people! 5 sleeps!!
Are you sure? Counts fingers......oh gosh. So it is
I know! Those fingers of time again .... 4!!!!!! "3!!!!!!!! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ?
Errrrrr .... yup, you
Ssshhhhh. Don't tell everybody.
EeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkk!! 5 sleeps to go people! 5 sleeps!!
Are you sure? Counts fingers......oh gosh. So it is
I know! Those fingers of time again .... 4!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!! "Oooo only three. Goodness | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ?
Errrrrr .... yup, you
Ssshhhhh. Don't tell everybody.
EeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkk!! 5 sleeps to go people! 5 sleeps!!
Are you sure? Counts fingers......oh gosh. So it is
I know! Those fingers of time again .... 4!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!
Oooo only three. Goodness "Ooooo only two.... | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ?
Errrrrr .... yup, you
Ssshhhhh. Don't tell everybody.
EeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkk!! 5 sleeps to go people! 5 sleeps!!
Are you sure? Counts fingers......oh gosh. So it is
I know! Those fingers of time again .... 4!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!
Oooo only three. Goodness
Ooooo only two.... "Hope you all have the most fabulous time this weekend... Polish those boots off, dust the hats, and get the dancing started | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ?
Errrrrr .... yup, you
Ssshhhhh. Don't tell everybody.
EeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkk!! 5 sleeps to go people! 5 sleeps!!
Are you sure? Counts fingers......oh gosh. So it is
I know! Those fingers of time again .... 4!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!
Oooo only three. Goodness
Ooooo only two....
Hope you all have the most fabulous time this weekend...
Polish those boots off, dust the hats, and get the dancing started "And all those hotdogs ate!!! | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ?
Errrrrr .... yup, you
Ssshhhhh. Don't tell everybody.
EeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkk!! 5 sleeps to go people! 5 sleeps!!
Are you sure? Counts fingers......oh gosh. So it is
I know! Those fingers of time again .... 4!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!
Oooo only three. Goodness
Ooooo only two....
Hope you all have the most fabulous time this weekend...
Polish those boots off, dust the hats, and get the dancing started
And all those hotdogs ate!!!"Make sure you save some hotdogs for Saturday. I'm hoping to persuade Mr W that we should come along | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ?
Errrrrr .... yup, you
Ssshhhhh. Don't tell everybody.
EeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkk!! 5 sleeps to go people! 5 sleeps!!
Are you sure? Counts fingers......oh gosh. So it is
I know! Those fingers of time again .... 4!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!
Oooo only three. Goodness
Ooooo only two....
Hope you all have the most fabulous time this weekend...
Polish those boots off, dust the hats, and get the dancing started
And all those hotdogs ate!!!
Make sure you save some hotdogs for Saturday. I'm hoping to persuade Mr W that we should come along "Certainly will ... can't see a growing boy going without his sausage | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ?
Errrrrr .... yup, you
Ssshhhhh. Don't tell everybody.
EeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkk!! 5 sleeps to go people! 5 sleeps!!
Are you sure? Counts fingers......oh gosh. So it is
I know! Those fingers of time again .... 4!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!
Oooo only three. Goodness
Ooooo only two....
Hope you all have the most fabulous time this weekend...
Polish those boots off, dust the hats, and get the dancing started
And all those hotdogs ate!!!
Make sure you save some hotdogs for Saturday. I'm hoping to persuade Mr W that we should come along
Certainly will ... can't see a growing boy going without his sausage "I'll point this out to him. Hopefully we'll both join you tomorrow. | |||
"We’ll be there - our first visit to Atlantis!! And what a night to pick... You will have the best of times Hope you have your Cowboy Boots ready
Don't forget your hats!!
Boots n hats , Boots n hats.
Look at me, I'm beat boxing
Getting ready for Karoloke
And do forget the
Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Oh yes indeed... .that's a given
All together then.... YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaa ride em cowboy
You go girl!!!!
Hold on the your Stetson now y’all!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I've bought some new earrings with cowboy boots on. Hoping I'll be well enough to join everyone for this
I hope so too
Crossing everything to make sure you are!!
Fingers and toes!!!
With bells on!!!!
I'll do my best, otherwise my "Temu" cowboy boot earing purchase will be for nothing !!!,
Lots of rest, plenty of fluids
Thanks for the advise. A little operation won't keep me away for long.
Tell me more about those sausages !!!
It's always about the sausages with you isn't it???
Erm.... who me ?
Errrrrr .... yup, you
Ssshhhhh. Don't tell everybody.
EeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkkkk!! 5 sleeps to go people! 5 sleeps!!
Are you sure? Counts fingers......oh gosh. So it is
I know! Those fingers of time again .... 4!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!
Oooo only three. Goodness
Ooooo only two....
Hope you all have the most fabulous time this weekend...
Polish those boots off, dust the hats, and get the dancing started
And all those hotdogs ate!!!
Make sure you save some hotdogs for Saturday. I'm hoping to persuade Mr W that we should come along
Certainly will ... can't see a growing boy going without his sausage
I'll point this out to him. Hopefully we'll both join you tomorrow. "Looking forward to it already | |||
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"Panda has her new boots and Christmas hat ready for tonight. She did mention hot pants so fingers crossed there too. Just Panda as usual tonight xxxxx" Awwww we miss you! She did look rather amazing.....as usual | |||
"Panda has her new boots and Christmas hat ready for tonight. She did mention hot pants so fingers crossed there too. Just Panda as usual tonight xxxxx Awwww we miss you! She did look rather amazing.....as usual "Aawww. Sorry I missed seeing her. Doesn't look like I'll be going this evening either as my friend has other plans. Catch up with everyone soon. Have a fab night. Yee Haw | |||
