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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi, we all go to clubs and parties to have fun - both in and out of the playrooms.
But we must all have a ton of funny or embarrassing stories.
What's yours? I had to sneak out of a club in Rochdale with my tail between my legs after a spotting a couple from my street. Luckily they didn't see me..... |
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Last night in a dogging car park I thought I saw a bloke getting sucked off by his wife so decided to give the bloke the eye knowing I'm up for playing with his misses.....as u walked in closer with my hands down my trousers I realised it was a fucking dog sitting on his lap!!!!!
 need to go to Specsavers lol |
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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago
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Hahaha my first and last time in jacuzzi hair n make up done, thought relax for a bit first pre fun, to literally swan dive in head first, more of a belly flop, bye bye nice straight hair, hello curly poodle and ruined make up, did cause a good laugh and still had a good.night.  |
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over a year ago
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On a lads weekend away in Munchen I visited a swingers club on outskirts of city. 4 am in the morning getting giving a double bj I see a guy I know from same street back home coming into play erea and our eyes meeting widening in horror and realisation and then mutual realitys and he moved away to another part..didnt see him after.. but i did about 4 months later at a local football match.. we eyed eachother and smiled a secret knowing... what are the chances lol.. We can laugh now.. |
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Friday night was funny at Temptations. A bloke was playing with his misses on the bed in an open area, a single man walked up close walking over the 2 of them. Next thing the bloke starts wanking the single man off who actualky didnt mind. The single man then reaches out n grabs his wifes boob, the wife yells dont touch them without asking!! He then smartly replies n says pity your husband didnt ask me to grab my cock!! Quoting " maybe i should yell n scream n make a cock of myself" loooool
Double standards n quite funny |
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"Last night in a dogging car park I thought I saw a bloke getting sucked off by his wife so decided to give the bloke the eye knowing I'm up for playing with his misses.....as u walked in closer with my hands down my trousers I realised it was a fucking dog sitting on his lap!!!!!
This made me genuinely Lol!
need to go to Specsavers lol"
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I would imagine most involve our bodily functions not behaving as they should. I think a big part of enjoying the scene is becoming comfortable with the fact that our bodies and the bodies of others don't always behave, so you just have to take things in your stride. |
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"Hi, we all go to clubs and parties to have fun - both in and out of the playrooms.
But we must all have a ton of funny or embarrassing stories.
What's yours? I had to sneak out of a club in Rochdale with my tail between my legs after a spotting a couple from my street. Luckily they didn't see me....."
Or so you thought....  |
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One more. At Rios last year i made a horrifying school boy error and this is how.
I go to rest room area, there is a lady sitting down on bed with door half open, I asked if she was waiting for someone and to my astonishment she said no.
I looked at her and thought despite looking a bit middle aged she had nice boobs and a fairly pretty face..
I made small conversation and she then reaches out for my cock under my towel, I locked door and thought wow ive got lucky.
I decided to reach towards her crutch!!!!......no fucking way!!!....yes you guessed right its a bloke. Cock immediately went floppy and i departed as quick as Usain Bolt!! |
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"One more. At Rios last year i made a horrifying school boy error and this is how.
I go to rest room area, there is a lady sitting down on bed with door half open, I asked if she was waiting for someone and to my astonishment she said no.
I looked at her and thought despite looking a bit middle aged she had nice boobs and a fairly pretty face..
I made small conversation and she then reaches out for my cock under my towel, I locked door and thought wow ive got lucky.
I decided to reach towards her crutch!!!!......no fucking way!!!....yes you guessed right its a bloke. Cock immediately went floppy and i departed as quick as Usain Bolt!! "
I hope you at least explained why you were leaving? |
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Ok here's one that would go in my book.....
At one of our BDSM nights around 5 years ago, a gentleman was having a jolly good time being sissified. He had on a beautiful dress complete with frills, white knickers and a Shirley Temple type wig. He was then the object of public humiliation and was de-wigged...this was replaced by a full leather hood with eye holes and nose hole. He had been strapped to a knealing bench for all to see, enjoying a paddling on the ass and then a bit of fisting. He looked up as said fist was being removed from said ass and behind his mask, his eyes widened as he saw his son being led by the cock into the room by a much older woman. He desperately wanted to shout his safe word for the scene to stop but knew that his voice would be recognised. So he started wriggling and trying to motion with his head for his Top to come closer so he could whisper his safe word or at least alert them to what was happening. The Top saw this wriggling as a bratty sissy trying to escape so he got paddled once again for his behaviour. Thankfully the experienced Top quickly realised that something wasn't right and the pair communicated soon after. The poor father gathered his white knickers and wig off the floor and scurried off.
I watched the scene with curiosity and went after him to find out what was wrong. When he told me, I was horrified for him and got him out the building through the side entrance unnoticed once he got changed.
Can you imagine being the object of fascination in such an intimate way, your son watching with interest and not knowing the sissy was his dad. Poor guy lol |
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The staff at Townhouse are clearly absolute stars for their help in that matter.
A while back at a club in Brighton, I came out of a private room further to getting to know a couples, and standing at the door hoping for some 'action' was my sisters best friends Dad, thrashing away at his cock hoping to be invited into the room!
I smiled and went downstairs, seems he wasn't invited in.
It was great however, as we latter chatted in the jacuzzi, and at the end of the day, we were all at the club for the same outcome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was receiving oral of a very enthusiastic young lady so enthusiastic she bit too hard the answering blood shower saw me have stitches I a very sensitive area though it was going to beleed to death poor hubby got covered it went that far scarled the hell out of me at the time ran out if the club half naked to ane |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bumping in to the local landlord and his wife on the stairs with his stunning wife
Also going head first into the jacuzzi while trying to look cool haha "
ha ha the missing step in the Jacuzzi I have done that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Embarrassing & humiliating at the same time for me.. a long time ago I went to my first ever fetish club - club lash in Manchester. I spotted a rope web suspended across the room with a woman tied to it, being lightly whipped. Wow I thought I'd love to have a go on that web.. I spoke to the rigger & he agreed to tie me when it was my turn.
My lady friend who came out with me, once I was secured to the web with plenty of rope, was invited to try a crop out on me. She went easy on me at first then I brattily asked if that was the best she could do.
Well. Wasn't that just an invitation... I heard the crop swoosh through the air & it landed with an almighty sting. Naturally I recoiled, threw my head back and....
Next thing I knew my wig flew across the room into the crowd. Served me fucking right lol! I was untied after a few more less hard lashings & had to go through the room hairless to ask whoever caught it for it back. |
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I was in the jacuzzi at a swingers club, when the woman beside me began to slowly sink. I realised something was wrong and dragged her out of the water. We couldn't feel a pulse, so her hubby started cpr, while I told the manager to call an ambulance. There was a rush for the changing rooms and the club began to rapidly empty as disheveled half dressed couples ran for the exit. Anyway, the woman came around and explained that she always feels faint in a jacuzzi as her blood pressure drops. A mug of sweet tea sorted her out, and we didn't need an ambulance. |
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By *aveywMan
over a year ago
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Met my younger sisters best mate in a club in Germany with her husband. Couldn’t believe it could happen so far from home. I tried to leave to save embarrassment all round. She spotted me and came over and said “well we are here now, let’s just try and avoid each other for the night.” I did spot her in a group room being roasted by her husband and a rather big German guy. Have met her regularly at home and nothing ever been mentioned. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I cannot add anything to this thread as I have ever been to a club
But I just wanted to say that reading these posts has made me proper LOL
Thank you all for cheering up my day |
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"Embarrassing & humiliating at the same time for me.. a long time ago I went to my first ever fetish club - club lash in Manchester. I spotted a rope web suspended across the room with a woman tied to it, being lightly whipped. Wow I thought I'd love to have a go on that web.. I spoke to the rigger & he agreed to tie me when it was my turn.
My lady friend who came out with me, once I was secured to the web with plenty of rope, was invited to try a crop out on me. She went easy on me at first then I brattily asked if that was the best she could do.
Well. Wasn't that just an invitation... I heard the crop swoosh through the air & it landed with an almighty sting. Naturally I recoiled, threw my head back and....
Next thing I knew my wig flew across the room into the crowd. Served me fucking right lol! I was untied after a few more less hard lashings & had to go through the room hairless to ask whoever caught it for it back."
Brilliant, used to go to club lash a few years ago and as it's busy could imagine the horror  |
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Brilliant, used to go to club lash a few years ago and as it's busy could imagine the horror "
Yep.. it was lush though. And this will date it.. was one of the last times it was at the cathedral arches.
Couldn't get a taxi for love nor money from round there so walked all across town to the village in our latex gear. Not a hint of bother  |
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Brilliant, used to go to club lash a few years ago and as it's busy could imagine the horror
Yep.. it was lush though. And this will date it.. was one of the last times it was at the cathedral arches.
Couldn't get a taxi for love nor money from round there so walked all across town to the village in our latex gear. Not a hint of bother "
That's when I used to go, last time was NYE about 10 years ago |
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Brilliant, used to go to club lash a few years ago and as it's busy could imagine the horror
Yep.. it was lush though. And this will date it.. was one of the last times it was at the cathedral arches.
So when i see this in my town, i know where the person might been!
Couldn't get a taxi for love nor money from round there so walked all across town to the village in our latex gear. Not a hint of bother "
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"I cannot add anything to this thread as I have ever been to a club
But I just wanted to say that reading these posts has made me proper LOL
Thank you all for cheering up my day "
Im going to my first soon... Looking forward to it |
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By *os19Man
over a year ago
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20 - 25 years ago I went to Club Lick in Walthamstow now long gone on what I can only describe as a BDSM nite.I was shocked to see my male cousin been spanked across his bum with a cane. |
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over a year ago
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About 10 years ago I made a whole group of guys fall over with shock.
me and an ex used to go to bghs on a regular basis and always had the same group of guys wanking outside the closed door. I wouldn't normally care but one guy kept making this sound like an animal being slaughtered at the same time as yelling at me to make me cum in her eyes.
We asked week after week and he just got worse so I waited for him to get really into his dying moose impression and then i opened the doorjust as I was about to cum and two of them fell over themselves trying to run away.
we actually ended up being really good friends and stil laugh about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was receiving oral of a very enthusiastic young lady so enthusiastic she bit too hard the answering blood shower saw me have stitches I a very sensitive area though it was going to beleed to death poor hubby got covered it went that far scarled the hell out of me at the time ran out if the club half naked to ane "
Once happened to me on back seat of my car, couldn't believe the amount of blood from a small cut on what was an erect cock - not for long lol. Blood everywhere! |
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The infamous Donkey dicks parties in Salisbury . This club was notorious for making enemies, particular the neighbours of this formerly queint terraced house in the leafy middle class street.
To no surprise the police were called over due to noise disturbances, not music but loud groaning noises from the attic reported as suspected torture!!
The police asked to go up stairs and had a full warrant. We were never warned and when the Police came up it was the most hairy glit edged yet akward and at same time embarrising moment ever!!
1 couple ran for the covers, 1 went under the bed, 2 single guys headed for the bathroom and we decided to just keep going!!!
Best way to not look guilty is act casual and keep going. Its consensual sex at the end of the day and the police were welcome to join in!!! All i remember saying is let me finish and the policemans face was something ill bever forget lool |
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I went to an organised social and my dads neighbours turned up! I went to school with his kids and we moved in the same circles as we competed in show jumping events. I made a rather hasty exit before they spotted me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This is what I come to forums to read....priceless and thank you for sharing, made my morning
"Embarrassing & humiliating at the same time for me.. a long time ago I went to my first ever fetish club - club lash in Manchester. I spotted a rope web suspended across the room with a woman tied to it, being lightly whipped. Wow I thought I'd love to have a go on that web.. I spoke to the rigger & he agreed to tie me when it was my turn.
My lady friend who came out with me, once I was secured to the web with plenty of rope, was invited to try a crop out on me. She went easy on me at first then I brattily asked if that was the best she could do.
Well. Wasn't that just an invitation... I heard the crop swoosh through the air & it landed with an almighty sting. Naturally I recoiled, threw my head back and....
Next thing I knew my wig flew across the room into the crowd. Served me fucking right lol! I was untied after a few more less hard lashings & had to go through the room hairless to ask whoever caught it for it back."
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When I was younger me and my wife went to this posh club looking to play with couples we went in to this room and there was two couples playing we watched for a while and got very horny one couple were older they got to the bit that they were all touching each other and the older couple called us over nervously we made how way across it was dark and you could not make out who was who I heard someone say shall we go to the king size bed we all got up and the light went on and my wife screamed out fuck no it was her sister and husband and and a guy and is wife we worked for |
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Not so much embarrassing but painful, slipped over in a steam room in a club and cracked my knee on the tiles. Shrugged it off at the time but the next day I could barely walk and the pain didn't fully go away for a couple of months! |
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I met an ex work colleague in a Rochdale club. We both agreed what is said in there, stayed in there. Which imho how it should be, if only it was that simple I guess |
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"I played with a lovely gentleman at a club and two days later I saw him again. In hospital. He was my anaesthetist. "
Funnily enough I once did some video broadcasting work in a hospital based inside an operating theatre. After the operation (keyhole surgery) the anaesthetist removed her mask, it turned out to be someone I knew from the underground techno scene and who may have been very generous with certain substances |
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Not really "our" story, but we were in a club once when a woman took a fall down some stairs and broke her ankle.
So far, so ordinary.
However, its a "tight" club, and the only way the ambulance crew could access the area with their trolley was through a fire escape into the bar area from outside, and then having the tables unbolted from the floor...with us lot stood around trying to help, dressed sexy lingerie (ladies) and white towels (guys)... the ambo crew didnt know where to look lol!  |
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"I played with a lovely gentleman at a club and two days later I saw him again. In hospital. He was my anaesthetist. Awkward
Even more embarrassing as I was having a cervical cancer op !"
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"Once had a really nice play with a couple at a club - then next week went to pitch for some new business to find she was the MD of the company I was pitching too - embarrassed faces all round "
Yes, but did you get the deal? |
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By *rof_cplCouple
over a year ago
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"Once had a really nice play with a couple at a club - then next week went to pitch for some new business to find she was the MD of the company I was pitching too - embarrassed faces all round
Yes, but did you get the deal? "
I think we're all waiting to know that. |
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"The infamous Donkey dicks parties in Salisbury . This club was notorious for making enemies, particular the neighbours of this formerly queint terraced house in the leafy middle class street.
To no surprise the police were called over due to noise disturbances, not music but loud groaning noises from the attic reported as suspected torture!!
The police asked to go up stairs and had a full warrant. We were never warned and when the Police came up it was the most hairy glit edged yet akward and at same time embarrising moment ever!!
1 couple ran for the covers, 1 went under the bed, 2 single guys headed for the bathroom and we decided to just keep going!!!
Best way to not look guilty is act casual and keep going. Its consensual sex at the end of the day and the police were welcome to join in!!! All i remember saying is let me finish and the policemans face was something ill bever forget lool "
I hope that officer has gotten over the PTSD that event no doubt caused him. |
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Its not in a club but its swinging related.This happened a few years ago and it was when i went to a social, the venue was above a pub and was hired out. The place was very clicky n the people came across rather cold despite various attempts to lighten the mood with my larger than life personality.
I was getting on really well with one lady only for her mate to whisper something in her ear which she then shook her head and walked off.
It was my first ever social so i wasn't sure on what to expect but ive seen more flirting at a bible study meeting!!!
I decided to go down stairs for fresh air and as i walked back up to the social to say bye n call it a night a lady yelled oi oi !!
I came down the stairs and she said turn around, she grabbed my arse n said "wow".. She was a bit d*unk but we hit it off and i took her number!! The next day we had the best sex ever and weve been good mates ever since!!
Its ironic as i expected something more like that at the social but instead i got it from down stairs at the pub itself!!!
Now i only go to Socials as a couple !! They are a bit of a waste of time if your a single bloke in my opinion. |
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"Its not in a club but its swinging related.This happened a few years ago and it was when i went to a social, the venue was above a pub and was hired out. The place was very clicky n the people came across rather cold despite various attempts to lighten the mood with my larger than life personality.
I was getting on really well with one lady only for her mate to whisper something in her ear which she then shook her head and walked off.
It was my first ever social so i wasn't sure on what to expect but ive seen more flirting at a bible study meeting!!!
I decided to go down stairs for fresh air and as i walked back up to the social to say bye n call it a night a lady yelled oi oi !!
I came down the stairs and she said turn around, she grabbed my arse n said "wow".. She was a bit d*unk but we hit it off and i took her number!! The next day we had the best sex ever and weve been good mates ever since!!
Its ironic as i expected something more like that at the social but instead i got it from down stairs at the pub itself!!!
Now i only go to Socials as a couple !! They are a bit of a waste of time if your a single bloke in my opinion."
Especially if you do not socialise much. No one is expected to grab anyone's bum at socials but they do continue in hotels. |
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"Its not in a club but its swinging related.This happened a few years ago and it was when i went to a social, the venue was above a pub and was hired out. The place was very clicky n the people came across rather cold despite various attempts to lighten the mood with my larger than life personality.
I was getting on really well with one lady only for her mate to whisper something in her ear which she then shook her head and walked off.
It was my first ever social so i wasn't sure on what to expect but ive seen more flirting at a bible study meeting!!!
I decided to go down stairs for fresh air and as i walked back up to the social to say bye n call it a night a lady yelled oi oi !!
I came down the stairs and she said turn around, she grabbed my arse n said "wow".. She was a bit d*unk but we hit it off and i took her number!! The next day we had the best sex ever and weve been good mates ever since!!
Its ironic as i expected something more like that at the social but instead i got it from down stairs at the pub itself!!!
Now i only go to Socials as a couple !! They are a bit of a waste of time if your a single bloke in my opinion."
Oh, great- I've got my first social at the weekend.... |
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"Its not in a club but its swinging related.This happened a few years ago and it was when i went to a social, the venue was above a pub and was hired out. The place was very clicky n the people came across rather cold despite various attempts to lighten the mood with my larger than life personality.
I was getting on really well with one lady only for her mate to whisper something in her ear which she then shook her head and walked off.
It was my first ever social so i wasn't sure on what to expect but ive seen more flirting at a bible study meeting!!!
I decided to go down stairs for fresh air and as i walked back up to the social to say bye n call it a night a lady yelled oi oi !!
I came down the stairs and she said turn around, she grabbed my arse n said "wow".. She was a bit d*unk but we hit it off and i took her number!! The next day we had the best sex ever and weve been good mates ever since!!
Its ironic as i expected something more like that at the social but instead i got it from down stairs at the pub itself!!!
Now i only go to Socials as a couple !! They are a bit of a waste of time if your a single bloke in my opinion.
Oh, great- I've got my first social at the weekend.... "
I wouldn't worry, if you are polite, friendly, chatty and approachable without being pushy, you will do ok.
We think organised socials are great for single guys, the ones that understand they are about networking, making new friends, and putting themselves out there will do well. |
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I work as a doorman on various venues and one particles night the were a lot of people asked to leave and the night after I was at a club and I was chatting at the bar to this stunning women and I said I’m sure I know you from somewhere her response was yeah you kicked me out of the pub last night so let’s just I didn’t get any fun with her that night |
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"Its not in a club but its swinging related.This happened a few years ago and it was when i went to a social, the venue was above a pub and was hired out. The place was very clicky n the people came across rather cold despite various attempts to lighten the mood with my larger than life personality.
I was getting on really well with one lady only for her mate to whisper something in her ear which she then shook her head and walked off.
It was my first ever social so i wasn't sure on what to expect but ive seen more flirting at a bible study meeting!!!
I decided to go down stairs for fresh air and as i walked back up to the social to say bye n call it a night a lady yelled oi oi !!
I came down the stairs and she said turn around, she grabbed my arse n said "wow".. She was a bit d*unk but we hit it off and i took her number!! The next day we had the best sex ever and weve been good mates ever since!!
Its ironic as i expected something more like that at the social but instead i got it from down stairs at the pub itself!!!
Now i only go to Socials as a couple !! They are a bit of a waste of time if your a single bloke in my opinion.
Oh, great- I've got my first social at the weekend....
I wouldn't worry, if you are polite, friendly, chatty and approachable without being pushy, you will do ok.
We think organised socials are great for single guys, the ones that understand they are about networking, making new friends, and putting themselves out there will do well."
This exactly, same goes for couples in socials & clubs, people complain noone spoke to them when they just sat there. It's all about mingling. We find it a layered approach as it's about connections for us. |
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We arranged to meet a guy for a drink in Leeds, whilst I was in the gents, the guy arrived and met MrsBi at the bar. She sent a text message to me that said, Not my type or yours, let's make our excuses and leave ! Only problem was, she sent the text to him and not me. Omg.
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"Last night in a dogging car park I thought I saw a bloke getting sucked off by his wife so decided to give the bloke the eye knowing I'm up for playing with his misses.....as u walked in closer with my hands down my trousers I realised it was a fucking dog sitting on his lap!!!!!
need to go to Specsavers lol"
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"We arranged to meet a guy for a drink in Leeds, whilst I was in the gents, the guy arrived and met MrsBi at the bar. She sent a text message to me that said, Not my type or yours, let's make our excuses and leave ! Only problem was, she sent the text to him and not me. Omg.
This is my fav so far! Loving this thread
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