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Hi
Just wanted to say we had a great time at the new venue on Wednesday!!
Some people were saying there’s no outside or why is it not all open etc but we didn’t care!!
Everywhere is nice and clean, staff were lovely, we had a nice warm welcome and we will definitely be going again!!
Lounge area is great, pool was lush, rooms looked good, ticked all the boxes for us, just what we need for a few hours away to have some fun!
Hi to Damian who was there too!
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"Hi
Just wanted to say we had a great time at the new venue on Wednesday!!
Some people were saying there’s no outside or why is it not all open etc but we didn’t care!!
Everywhere is nice and clean, staff were lovely, we had a nice warm welcome and we will definitely be going again!!
Lounge area is great, pool was lush, rooms looked good, ticked all the boxes for us, just what we need for a few hours away to have some fun!
Hi to Damian who was there too!
" I was there for the first time with my fwb and loved it. For a shy newbie it was welcoming and no pressure. Loved the layout and the pool was fabulous |
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By *ohnsamCouple
over a year ago
Bramley |
We were there for the first time (at new one) on Monday. We will be going again this Monday! We actually preferred it to the old one. Naked sunbathing was not really our thing. Sex definitely is.
A few couples there and a more guys.
Sitting in the cinema,a guy came up to my wife and asked very politely if he could come on her tits. I (always being protective)was about to tell him to go away. But she said yeah ok,stripped off her towel and accepted willingly.
We had a great time,clean,fun,huge place,and lots of sexy people.  |
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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago
High Wycombe |
"Can you just turn up and pay when you get there "
You need to register for membership via the website before you go the first time. But you don’t need to book for kestrels, just pay when you go.
We also went on Monday and had a fantastic time, can’t wait for my next visit - which might just have to be next Sunday!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lady friend of mine went when it opened a couple of Mondays ago and cannot stop raving about it! She lives miles away but works near there every couple of weeks and now cannot wait to get back to work so she can visit. I'm hoping to come along with her to check it out when I get some time off work. Sounds like the owners have done a great job, well done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi
Just wanted to say we had a great time at the new venue on Wednesday!!
Some people were saying there’s no outside or why is it not all open etc but we didn’t care!!
Everywhere is nice and clean, staff were lovely, we had a nice warm welcome and we will definitely be going again!!
Lounge area is great, pool was lush, rooms looked good, ticked all the boxes for us, just what we need for a few hours away to have some fun!
Hi to Damian who was there too!
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It’s brill! |
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Was there Wednesday too and loved it. Was wondering how everyone else got there though. We went for miles down the main road that runs along the top of the airport to find a roundabout to turn round so we could get off onto the side road the club is on. Came out and the signs implied it was buses only and you can't come onto that road at the other end and avoid getting on the main road in the first place. Am I right? How is everyone else getting there? |
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over a year ago
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"Can’t wait to go just need to save up ?? "
Not wrong there. I know it keeps out the riff raff but £50 is a bit strong for a few hours on a Wednesday afternoon. |
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"Was there Wednesday too and loved it. Was wondering how everyone else got there though. We went for miles down the main road that runs along the top of the airport to find a roundabout to turn round so we could get off onto the side road the club is on. Came out and the signs implied it was buses only and you can't come onto that road at the other end and avoid getting on the main road in the first place. Am I right? How is everyone else getting there?"
No it's a one way street you go through the village and it's on the left then leave left turn only and follow the road round and join again by the roundabout..... |
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"Was there Wednesday too and loved it. Was wondering how everyone else got there though. We went for miles down the main road that runs along the top of the airport to find a roundabout to turn round so we could get off onto the side road the club is on. Came out and the signs implied it was buses only and you can't come onto that road at the other end and avoid getting on the main road in the first place. Am I right? How is everyone else getting there?
No it's a one way street you go through the village and it's on the left then leave left turn only and follow the road round and join again by the roundabout....."
Awesome, cheers.  |
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"Can’t wait to go just need to save up ??
Not wrong there. I know it keeps out the riff raff but £50 is a bit strong for a few hours on a Wednesday afternoon. "
They have kept saying the price was the same i am a little dissapointed that they actually have upped the price. And as much as i want to go the extra does put me off a little |
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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago
West Kent (near Tonbridge) |
"Can’t wait to go just need to save up ??
Not wrong there. I know it keeps out the riff raff but £50 is a bit strong for a few hours on a Wednesday afternoon.
They have kept saying the price was the same i am a little dissapointed that they actually have upped the price. And as much as i want to go the extra does put me off a little"
Is it an increase? I'm sure it used to be £50 for single guys as a day rate but £40 if you have membership. I thought they kept the prices the same? |
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"Can’t wait to go just need to save up ??
Not wrong there. I know it keeps out the riff raff but £50 is a bit strong for a few hours on a Wednesday afternoon.
They have kept saying the price was the same i am a little dissapointed that they actually have upped the price. And as much as i want to go the extra does put me off a little
Is it an increase? I'm sure it used to be £50 for single guys as a day rate but £40 if you have membership. I thought they kept the prices the same?"
Im hoping i have it wrong. As a member i used to pay £40. Now you have to be a member and its saying £50. As i said im hope im wrong |
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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago
West Kent (near Tonbridge) |
"Can’t wait to go just need to save up ??
Not wrong there. I know it keeps out the riff raff but £50 is a bit strong for a few hours on a Wednesday afternoon.
They have kept saying the price was the same i am a little dissapointed that they actually have upped the price. And as much as i want to go the extra does put me off a little
Is it an increase? I'm sure it used to be £50 for single guys as a day rate but £40 if you have membership. I thought they kept the prices the same?
Im hoping i have it wrong. As a member i used to pay £40. Now you have to be a member and its saying £50. As i said im hope im wrong"
Well if you do have it right, then they have. Best check out the website. |
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By *ohnsamCouple
over a year ago
Bramley |
So after being closed for a year,then at great expense,they get a new club for us all (that is amazing btw) people are bothered about a £10 yearly membership, and £10 extra a day.
If you don't think it's fair,don't pay it. Stay at home and have a wank
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can’t wait to go just need to save up ??
Not wrong there. I know it keeps out the riff raff but £50 is a bit strong for a few hours on a Wednesday afternoon.
They have kept saying the price was the same i am a little dissapointed that they actually have upped the price. And as much as i want to go the extra does put me off a little
Is it an increase? I'm sure it used to be £50 for single guys as a day rate but £40 if you have membership. I thought they kept the prices the same?
Im hoping i have it wrong. As a member i used to pay £40. Now you have to be a member and its saying £50. As i said im hope im wrong
Well if you do have it right, then they have. Best check out the website."
The price for daytime for single guys. Entry fee is £50 and you do have to be member. |
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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago
West Kent (near Tonbridge) |
"Well I must have a say about the money.....the place is 10 times bigger and higher running costs....if you don't think it's fair DONT GO! You have a choice...end of!"
In case anyone gets the wrong idea, I think the increase is perfectly fair. Not having been yet (waiting for it to open during the day time in the weekend), I was just curious as to whether prices had gone up or not. |
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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago
West Kent (near Tonbridge) |
"Received an email to say they are now opening on Sundays from the 7th. Might have to have a lazy Sunday afternoon as a member. "
I missed this earlier. Great news - what I've been waiting for! Hopefully Saturday openings are not too far away. |
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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago
High Wycombe |
"Received an email to say they are now opening on Sundays from the 7th. Might have to have a lazy Sunday afternoon as a member.
I missed this earlier. Great news - what I've been waiting for! Hopefully Saturday openings are not too far away."
I had the email too and already made sure I can visit... kestrels Sundays were the best  |
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"Was there Wednesday too and loved it. Was wondering how everyone else got there though. We went for miles down the main road that runs along the top of the airport to find a roundabout to turn round so we could get off onto the side road the club is on. Came out and the signs implied it was buses only and you can't come onto that road at the other end and avoid getting on the main road in the first place. Am I right? How is everyone else getting there?
No it's a one way street you go through the village and it's on the left then leave left turn only and follow the road round and join again by the roundabout.....
Awesome, cheers. "
Can’t you go into the garage from the bath road then come out behind? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s desperately missing the outside area"
The outside area would be nice but it’s a great club all year round now and getting better by the day. We loved the old Kestrels and we love the new one. |
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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago
portchester |
"It’s desperately missing the outside area
The outside area would be nice but it’s a great club all year round now and getting better by the day. We loved the old Kestrels and we love the new one."
It just doesn’t set it out from any other club now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s desperately missing the outside area
The outside area would be nice but it’s a great club all year round now and getting better by the day. We loved the old Kestrels and we love the new one.
It just doesn’t set it out from any other club now"
How many clubs have got the fantastic indoor pool? |
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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago
portchester |
"It’s desperately missing the outside area
The outside area would be nice but it’s a great club all year round now and getting better by the day. We loved the old Kestrels and we love the new one.
It just doesn’t set it out from any other club now
How many clubs have got the fantastic indoor pool? "
I don’t go to clubs to swim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s desperately missing the outside area
The outside area would be nice but it’s a great club all year round now and getting better by the day. We loved the old Kestrels and we love the new one.
It just doesn’t set it out from any other club now
How many clubs have got the fantastic indoor pool?
I don’t go to clubs to swim"
We go to clubs to have a great time. Whether it’s in the pool, cinema etc. |
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"Not sure there was a lot of swimming going on in the pool.....
Ha ha you have to pick your moments if you want to get a few lengths in!!! "
Haha, well theres already a few lengths in the pool waiting, I find breast strokes the best lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went last monday, will be a great club when all is finished. Ill go back when the hot tubs are in. Also there was a sewage smell in the changing rooms,needs sorting asap as it was quite strong |
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"Not sure there was a lot of swimming going on in the pool.....
Ha ha you have to pick your moments if you want to get a few lengths in!!! "
There is an implication here and on other threads that play does go on in the pool. Also I’ve had a couple of direct messages following my post that play does happen.
All I’m saying is that if it is a licensing requirement then that should be respected.
We all know how hard the management team has worked to get the club open and it would be silly to jeopardise things when there are plenty of other play areas. |
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"Not sure there was a lot of swimming going on in the pool.....
Ha ha you have to pick your moments if you want to get a few lengths in!!!
There is an implication here and on other threads that play does go on in the pool. Also I’ve had a couple of direct messages following my post that play does happen.
All I’m saying is that if it is a licensing requirement then that should be respected.
We all know how hard the management team has worked to get the club open and it would be silly to jeopardise things when there are plenty of other play areas."
What annoys me is that the same people go to other clubs and if they say no playing they adhere to the rules but don't seem to at this club which makes me mad!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven’t seen an explicit rule ‘no playing (sex) in the pool’ anywhere either displayed in the club or as a rule on membership sign up. Have I not been looking properly? I do miss these things sometimes. I think because it did go on in the in place people will assume is can in the new one.
It is a fabulous club and I’d hate to be doing the wrong thing and jeopardising it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s desperately missing the outside area
The outside area would be nice but it’s a great club all year round now and getting better by the day. We loved the old Kestrels and we love the new one.
It just doesn’t set it out from any other club now"
We all have a choice when it comes to clubs. The new Abfabs has most of the staff that were in Stanwell, a cinema and lounge twice the size of the old one, a fabulous swimming pool, a licensed bar, three cabins and a greater number of playrooms. There will be hot tubs and a café very soon as well. Yes, there is no “outdoors”, so if that is your main preference, there are other clubs that do “outdoors”, but none with the high-calibre staff and facilities that are now on offer at the new venue, in my humble opinion.
One more thing, £50 for single guys reflects the higher overheads and none of us are forced to go. |
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"Not sure there was a lot of swimming going on in the pool.....
Ha ha you have to pick your moments if you want to get a few lengths in!!! "
I imagine there are plenty of lengths being got in - just not in the pool.  |
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over a year ago
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"Not sure there was a lot of swimming going on in the pool.....
Ha ha you have to pick your moments if you want to get a few lengths in!!!
I imagine there are plenty of lengths being got in - just not in the pool. "
Glad you noticed the deliberate use of the English language! |
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"Not sure there was a lot of swimming going on in the pool.....
Ha ha you have to pick your moments if you want to get a few lengths in!!!
I imagine there are plenty of lengths being got in - just not in the pool.
Glad you noticed the deliberate use of the English language! "
As someone who grew up in the era of Benny Hill and Dick Emery etc the world of double entendre and innuendo are all too prominent in my head
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Correct. Kestrels can be considered as a daytime spa (open most days) and AbFabs is the evening club. They have separate memberships although usually on the evenings that AbFabs is having a bi night then if you have been at Kestrels during the day you get to stay there. If you want. |
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over a year ago
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"Correct. Kestrels can be considered as a daytime spa (open most days) and AbFabs is the evening club. They have separate memberships although usually on the evenings that AbFabs is having a bi night then if you have been at Kestrels during the day you get to stay there. If you want. "
Daytimes is naturist so you have to wear a towel or a robe. |
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over a year ago
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"Correct. Kestrels can be considered as a daytime spa (open most days) and AbFabs is the evening club. They have separate memberships although usually on the evenings that AbFabs is having a bi night then if you have been at Kestrels during the day you get to stay there. If you want.
Daytimes is naturist so you have to wear a towel or a robe. "
And tonight is a good night too, we will be there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let’s clear this up
Rule there is no sex in the pool. Yes it’s part of our license.
Why Your health. Think about it of a second. You all get glammed up when you arrive. All the deodorant particles, fake tan and all the other stuff all goes into the pool. So we have to place chemicals in the pool for your health and safety.
Nasty bit if those chemicals enter a ladies bits it can strip her of her ph balance which is not very nice for her and for any man that wants to go down on her. That is why there are places on the outside of the pool for that sort of thing happen.
Trust me when I do my rounds and I see people having sex I do tell them to stop.
It is hard to police so we do ask you to respect our rules or it could all get taken away again.
Hope that clears things up a bit |
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over a year ago
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"Let’s clear this up
Rule there is no sex in the pool. Yes it’s part of our license.
Why Your health. Think about it of a second. You all get glammed up when you arrive. All the deodorant particles, fake tan and all the other stuff all goes into the pool. So we have to place chemicals in the pool for your health and safety.
Nasty bit if those chemicals enter a ladies bits it can strip her of her ph balance which is not very nice for her and for any man that wants to go down on her. That is why there are places on the outside of the pool for that sort of thing happen.
Trust me when I do my rounds and I see people having sex I do tell them to stop.
It is hard to police so we do ask you to respect our rules or it could all get taken away again.
Hope that clears things up a bit "
Oh and you should of all been told that when you had a tour |
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"Let’s clear this up
Rule there is no sex in the pool. Yes it’s part of our license.
Why Your health. Think about it of a second. You all get glammed up when you arrive. All the deodorant particles, fake tan and all the other stuff all goes into the pool. So we have to place chemicals in the pool for your health and safety.
Nasty bit if those chemicals enter a ladies bits it can strip her of her ph balance which is not very nice for her and for any man that wants to go down on her. That is why there are places on the outside of the pool for that sort of thing happen.
Trust me when I do my rounds and I see people having sex I do tell them to stop.
It is hard to police so we do ask you to respect our rules or it could all get taken away again.
Hope that clears things up a bit "
Thank you for making this clear!
We were told on our first visit.
Hopefully others will respect this. |
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"Correct. Kestrels can be considered as a daytime spa (open most days) and AbFabs is the evening club. They have separate memberships although usually on the evenings that AbFabs is having a bi night then if you have been at Kestrels during the day you get to stay there. If you want.
Daytimes is naturist so you have to wear a towel or a robe. "
Surely if its naturist you dont have to wear anything? |
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"Let’s clear this up
Rule there is no sex in the pool. Yes it’s part of our license.
Why Your health. Think about it of a second. You all get glammed up when you arrive. All the deodorant particles, fake tan and all the other stuff all goes into the pool. So we have to place chemicals in the pool for your health and safety.
Nasty bit if those chemicals enter a ladies bits it can strip her of her ph balance which is not very nice for her and for any man that wants to go down on her. That is why there are places on the outside of the pool for that sort of thing happen.
Trust me when I do my rounds and I see people having sex I do tell them to stop.
It is hard to police so we do ask you to respect our rules or it could all get taken away again.
Hope that clears things up a bit "
You should throw a bucket of water over anyone caught fucking in the pool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we went to kestrels today and had a really great time.
Shame they are not on the fabswingers club listing. We would love to have given the place a review/veri |
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By *ohnsamCouple
over a year ago
Bramley |
"we went to kestrels today and had a really great time.
Shame they are not on the fabswingers club listing. We would love to have given the place a review/veri"
We were there till 1.30 ish,had great time.
We have tried to put the place in the club section, but they won't accept it sadly(bad blood in the past we assume),shame but it seems to be doing ok even without a club listing. |
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Hopefully not a stupid question but is there a sauna/steam room etc.? I read the hot tub isn't up and running yet, but havent seen mention of other facilities beside the great looking pool.
Hoping to check out the new place July 15th! |
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over a year ago
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Yesterday the cinema was open as were all the play rooms, a lounge and bar, dungeon, massage room (for play) and the pool.
There is a good looking bar and dance area that they open in the evenings I believe.
However, the sauna/steam room isn't in operation yet and the hot tubs are still to be installed.
Free parking, very spacious, good air con and friendly staff.
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By *os19Man
over a year ago
Edmonton |
I am hoping to attend week commencing 8th July can some one confirm if there is a canteen / eating area I can purchase something to eat or if it is ok for me to bring a packed lunch.I never took the opportunity to go to the old Kestrels but I have heard none thing but good things and it sounds like the new Kestrels will be the same. |
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"I am hoping to attend week commencing 8th July can some one confirm if there is a canteen / eating area I can purchase something to eat or if it is ok for me to bring a packed lunch.I never took the opportunity to go to the old Kestrels but I have heard none thing but good things and it sounds like the new Kestrels will be the same."
When we visited a few weeks ago the cafe wasn't open.
We checked before we arrived and it was fine to take some food to eat with us but as soon as the cafe space is up and ready that won't be allowed.
Just give them a ring to check before you go along the staff are all really helpful.
T x
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I was told last night that several 7 seater hot tubs are on there way from the USA. Work appeared to be well underway in the area they are due to be fitted when I was given my introductory tour so I would imagine to won't be too long to wait.
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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"I am hoping to attend week commencing 8th July can some one confirm if there is a canteen / eating area I can purchase something to eat or if it is ok for me to bring a packed lunch.I never took the opportunity to go to the old Kestrels but I have heard none thing but good things and it sounds like the new Kestrels will be the same.
When we visited a few weeks ago the cafe wasn't open.
We checked before we arrived and it was fine to take some food to eat with us but as soon as the cafe space is up and ready that won't be allowed.
Just give them a ring to check before you go along the staff are all really helpful.
T x
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Wat will be on the menu? |
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By *eith28Man
over a year ago
uxbridge |
"I am hoping to attend week commencing 8th July can some one confirm if there is a canteen / eating area I can purchase something to eat or if it is ok for me to bring a packed lunch.I never took the opportunity to go to the old Kestrels but I have heard none thing but good things and it sounds like the new Kestrels will be the same.
When we visited a few weeks ago the cafe wasn't open.
We checked before we arrived and it was fine to take some food to eat with us but as soon as the cafe space is up and ready that won't be allowed.
Just give them a ring to check before you go along the staff are all really helpful.
T x
Wat will be on the menu?"
Sausage and cream pie |
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over a year ago
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"I was told last night that several 7 seater hot tubs are on there way from the USA. Work appeared to be well underway in the area they are due to be fitted when I was given my introductory tour so I would imagine to won't be too long to wait.
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That will be excellent! |
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