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why oh why

By *anejohnkent6263 OP Couple over a year ago

canterbury

went to south east club on friday ...mixed night...why would men go to a club to try and get pussy when....smell of bo...un shaven...in dirty jeans ...even in joggers ...clubs just take there money ..they should be turned away xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If your going out to a club and hope to pull... have a fucking shower first, and put clean clothes on.

It's not difficult

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"went to south east club on friday ...mixed night...why would men go to a club to try and get pussy when....smell of bo...un shaven...in dirty jeans ...even in joggers ...clubs just take there money ..they should be turned away xx"

Normal, vanilla, basic nightclubs near me wouldn’t, and don’t accept that!

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I dont know of any club that accepts that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Makes it easier for the guys who make an effort?

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By *londieddWoman over a year ago

fife

any brown fur slippers????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

any brown fur slippers????

Or socks and sandals? XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

any brown fur slippers????

Or socks and sandals? XXX"

Or ugg boots?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shower and wear clean clothes just to work on the house or garden

Full valet if I'm going to a club and clean ironed clothes . Aftershave etc

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By *londieddWoman over a year ago

fife

any brown fur slippers????

Or socks and sandals? XXX

Or ugg boots?

crocs even worse than uggs, I can't believe folk actually wear crocs outside operating theatres

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By *ustalittleKinkWoman over a year ago

in the shadows

any brown fur slippers????

Or socks and sandals? XXX

Or ugg boots?

crocs even worse than uggs, I can't believe folk actually wear crocs outside operating theatres"

I have a pair of crocs by the back door. They're used for slipping on when I pick up the dog poo on the lawn. That's about all they're good for imo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Makes it easier for the guys who make an effort? "

Maybe...but who want to have sex with an audience that looks/smells like that or even worse, get an inadvertent eye full of them having sex or wanking?

Surely, the club must take some responsibility either for having no standards or not upholding their standards?

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By *anejohnkent6263 OP Couple over a year ago

canterbury

think they just take the money money money...

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Got to admit, men’s changing rooms can be a tad on the pong side.

However, in the clubs never found anything offensive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

any brown fur slippers????

Or socks and sandals? XXX

Or flip flops

Or ugg boots?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would love to go to clubs don't drive but looking for club buddies. But yes I would shower and make myself as sexy as possible

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

any brown fur slippers????

Or socks and sandals? XXX

Or ugg boots?

crocs even worse than uggs, I can't believe folk actually wear crocs outside operating theatres"

Crocs - you know what the holes are for? To allow every last drop of dignity to ooze from the body of the wearer.

That said, my son has a pair, size 10 so same as me, left by the door and I too put them on to pick up dog poo. Strange hobby I know!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eeeeeewwww!

As a single woman I feel nervous about going to clubs - and stories like that just make me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you turned up like the OP said to Vanilla Alternative they would laugh at you for sure.

Neat tidy and clean shaven face and elsewhere.

Don’t understand those fools who don’t make an effort if a single guy.

Just because you’ve a 10” dick but should stink there will be only one answer. ... not a chance.

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By *lighty1Woman over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

Just choose your club carefully. I am willing to give most clubs a chance, and the majority of clubs don't have a problem with poorly dressed or unhygienic people. I have been to 2 clubs where I felt uncomfortable, because of the other members, and I won't be going to those clubs again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frankly every club we’ve been to, including some mentioned in this thread, the standard of dress from men has been generally poor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imagine what their arses smell like.

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By *londieddWoman over a year ago

fife

"Imagine what their arses smell like. "

you've taken that too far

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Club i went to at the weekend for the first time had a new single guy in what appeared to be his jogging attire...im pretty sure his shitstoppers were even tucked into his sports socks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have been to many clubs and suspect I know the one that the OP means. Only time I went there on a Saturday night I got the impression that quite a few men had dressed in a way that wouldn't arouse their wife's suspicions rather than in a way suitable for a club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably because they've told their wives they're just popping out for milk... she'd get a bit suspicious if they got dressed up to go to Tesco

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bottom line is , even if your skint , have the tiniest amount or respect for yourself and others

you should never ever smell....ever, and if you do for whatever reason , wash asap .

simple

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By *is vixen at playCouple over a year ago

Dundee

Might of been a special chav night

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Drives us potty! Wash ffs! Since when do I want to turn up to a club, a meet or any other sexual arrangements and be leaving with a stink face. Wash your bodies and your bits, thank you!

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

I guess it’s because some scruffy lazy bastards have discovered a local swingers club. Has to be local as they won’t travel far.

All the women I’ve seen clearly make an effort. Bless you all.

It’s the same in real life (can I put it like that?)

As how often in restaurants do you see a couple where she looks lovely and he’s thrown on some jeans, scruffy shoes and a badly ironed shirt? You spot them on holiday as well - ‘here come a couple of Brits’. He’s got his baggy shorts socks and sandals now.

Come on boys - up your game. In hindsight, please don’t as it leaves the field open for us stylish cultured gorgeous bastards.

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