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First club visit advice please
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey you horny lot !
I’m staying away next week in Chester and if I’m lucky I’m hoping to visit the Town house
And yes I’m going as single guy I’ve read all the club rules and plan to be on my best behaviour (well you know what I mean)
Please can you reply with as many tips
for someone who has never been to a club before.
P.s I expect nothing more than to meet some fun folk anything else is a bonus.
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
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Contact them.and check you can turn up and join on the night. I think they may have a special night new folk have to go on, but they do have other open nights.
Once in...look good, smell nice and chat to people. Whether they are male, female, couples talk to then and be friendly .
Have fun |
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"Hey you horny lot !
I’m staying away next week in Chester and if I’m lucky I’m hoping to visit the Town house
And yes I’m going as single guy I’ve read all the club rules and plan to be on my best behaviour (well you know what I mean)
Please can you reply with as many tips
for someone who has never been to a club before.
P.s I expect nothing more than to meet some fun folk anything else is a bonus.
Six "
The best advice I can give is what you wrote in your own PS.
Keep that thought in your deed and actions and anything else will be a bonus.
Enjoy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Contact them.and check you can turn up and join on the night. I think they may have a special night new folk have to go on, but they do have other open nights.
Once in...look good, smell nice and chat to people. Whether they are male, female, couples talk to then and be friendly .
Have fun "
Yup I’m ringing Monday I’m hoping to be one of the lucky 8 that get to visit Wednesday newbie night
Thank you for the advice folks |
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"Dont walk around like a walking wanking zombie.
Dont stalk.
Enjoy,be polite,respectful and smile 
Enjoy mucka  "
Like above says and I will add lose the cock photos on your profiles guys, like Jay. Just leave it to our imagination
Claire X. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contact them.and check you can turn up and join on the night. I think they may have a special night new folk have to go on, but they do have other open nights.
Once in...look good, smell nice and chat to people. Whether they are male, female, couples talk to then and be friendly .
Have fun
Yup I’m ringing Monday I’m hoping to be one of the lucky 8 that get to visit Wednesday newbie night
Thank you for the advice folks "
If you've read the website, you'll know that to get in on Wednesday as a new single guy you'll have to ring the club after 10am on Wednesday to see of you can get one of the converted 8 new single guy places. They won't offer a place to you before that as so many people have asked days in advance before and then failed to show up on the night.
There is also an event this Tuesday which is open to new single guys. It's free entry for members but non members do have to pay. This is also a guest list event so you'd need to contact the club if you wanted to go on the list.
Dress smart casual, no sportswear, caps hoodies etc and definitely no trainers. Make sure that you're showered and smell nice and chat to as many people as possible whilst you're there.
You'll be given a tour when tou get there and all the rules will be explained to you. Make sure that you listen and take them in. After that, chill out and have fun, it's a great club. |
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"Contact them.and check you can turn up and join on the night. I think they may have a special night new folk have to go on, but they do have other open nights.
Once in...look good, smell nice and chat to people. Whether they are male, female, couples talk to then and be friendly .
Have fun
Yup I’m ringing Monday I’m hoping to be one of the lucky 8 that get to visit Wednesday newbie night
Thank you for the advice folks
If you've read the website, you'll know that to get in on Wednesday as a new single guy you'll have to ring the club after 10am on Wednesday to see of you can get one of the converted 8 new single guy places. They won't offer a place to you before that as so many people have asked days in advance before and then failed to show up on the night.
There is also an event this Tuesday which is open to new single guys. It's free entry for members but non members do have to pay. This is also a guest list event so you'd need to contact the club if you wanted to go on the list.
Dress smart casual, no sportswear, caps hoodies etc and definitely no trainers. Make sure that you're showered and smell nice and chat to as many people as possible whilst you're there.
You'll be given a tour when tou get there and all the rules will be explained to you. Make sure that you listen and take them in. After that, chill out and have fun, it's a great club. "
Sorry just need to correct a little bit in this...non members and members are free this coming Tuesday for pub night. You are welcome to come along, just arrive before 9.30pm xx |
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"Dont walk around like a walking wanking zombie.
Dont stalk.
Enjoy,be polite,respectful and smile
Enjoy mucka
How does one wank like a zombie?"
Slowly and carefully, so as not to pull your cock off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Contact them.and check you can turn up and join on the night. I think they may have a special night new folk have to go on, but they do have other open nights.
Once in...look good, smell nice and chat to people. Whether they are male, female, couples talk to then and be friendly .
Have fun
Yup I’m ringing Monday I’m hoping to be one of the lucky 8 that get to visit Wednesday newbie night
Thank you for the advice folks
If you've read the website, you'll know that to get in on Wednesday as a new single guy you'll have to ring the club after 10am on Wednesday to see of you can get one of the converted 8 new single guy places. They won't offer a place to you before that as so many people have asked days in advance before and then failed to show up on the night.
There is also an event this Tuesday which is open to new single guys. It's free entry for members but non members do have to pay. This is also a guest list event so you'd need to contact the club if you wanted to go on the list.
Dress smart casual, no sportswear, caps hoodies etc and definitely no trainers. Make sure that you're showered and smell nice and chat to as many people as possible whilst you're there.
You'll be given a tour when tou get there and all the rules will be explained to you. Make sure that you listen and take them in. After that, chill out and have fun, it's a great club.
Sorry just need to correct a little bit in this...non members and members are free this coming Tuesday for pub night. You are welcome to come along, just arrive before 9.30pm xx"
Can not wait visit I’ll go back to site and make sure i have everything I neee
Now what’s thoughts on novelty pants ? |
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"Dont walk around like a walking wanking zombie.
Dont stalk.
Enjoy,be polite,respectful and smile
Enjoy mucka
How does one wank like a zombie?
Slowly and carefully, so as not to pull your cock off"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or flip-flips
 I kid you not
Maybe the most unsexy footwear ever ?
Someone tried to get in to Atlantis recently, wearing open-toed brown furry sandals. He didn't get in "
Maybe it was the same person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg this gonna throw the ball in the air
Do I shave or not? ( face you dirty lot)
2 day stubble or clean shaven ; ) "
Your choice. Don’t do things for others... except NOT wear flip-flops to a club. |
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"Or flip-flips
I kid you not
Maybe the most unsexy footwear ever ?
Someone tried to get in to Atlantis recently, wearing open-toed brown furry sandals. He didn't get in
With or without socks? "
I think he was wearing socks, but the sandals were the tip of the iceberg so far as the rest of his ensemble was concerned |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends.....some Ladies like stuble and a beard......I’d say be who you are but if you are a stuble guy just make sure it’s neat and smart not “morning after a heavy night” look
Just smell good and look smart....nice suit, good shirt...no tie unless with a waistcoat!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Woop woop
First club visit check !
The town house was great l was made to feel welcome and chatted to some nice folk..... with 20min before close I chatted to amazing lady with blue hair ! Why didn’t I chat earlier !! I felt a spark but I’ll never know as she like me isn’t locale.
Still great time I’m hoping to get in tomm if they have room I just live that place !
Thank you for the advice it came in handy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shave of couse.
Treat it like a first date
Your there to impress
Why wouldn't you shave
Bit like not washing before going out "
Taken you advice and gone smooth |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Woop woop
First club visit check !
The town house was great l was made to feel welcome and chatted to some nice folk..... with 20min before close I chatted to amazing lady with blue hair ! Why didn’t I chat earlier !! I felt a spark but I’ll never know as she like me isn’t locale.
Still great time I’m hoping to get in tomm if they have room I just live that place !
Thank you for the advice it came in handy "
Good to read that you had a good time.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brilliant new OP
I’ve read you diary too... keep going "
Well a one night visit turned into a three day visit I can honestly say I think the Townhouse is the perfect place to start for any new guy, not because your on a promise but because they are welcoming and set out good guild lines and rules. I know for some these seem strict but they help protect the club members and also stop you making yourself look like a idiot.
Thank you all again for all the top advice
sx
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"Brilliant new OP
I’ve read you diary too... keep going
Well a one night visit turned into a three day visit I can honestly say I think the Townhouse is the perfect place to start for any new guy, not because your on a promise but because they are welcoming and set out good guild lines and rules. I know for some these seem strict but they help protect the club members and also stop you making yourself look like a idiot.
Thank you all again for all the top advice
sx
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I'm so glad you have enjoyed your time with us and that you appreciate the lengths we go to when protecting our members  Hope to see you again soon
Vic xx |
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"Brilliant new OP
I’ve read you diary too... keep going
Well a one night visit turned into a three day visit I can honestly say I think the Townhouse is the perfect place to start for any new guy, not because your on a promise but because they are welcoming and set out good guild lines and rules. I know for some these seem strict but they help protect the club members and also stop you making yourself look like a idiot.
Thank you all again for all the top advice
sx
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Nice one mate, good to hear you were hooked from your first visit, it’s great to hear such a positive response from a single guy on his club experiences! Other clubs take note please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brilliant new OP
I’ve read you diary too... keep going
Well a one night visit turned into a three day visit I can honestly say I think the Townhouse is the perfect place to start for any new guy, not because your on a promise but because they are welcoming and set out good guild lines and rules. I know for some these seem strict but they help protect the club members and also stop you making yourself look like a idiot.
Thank you all again for all the top advice
sx
I'm so glad you have enjoyed your time with us and that you appreciate the lengths we go to when protecting our members Hope to see you again soon
Vic xx"
Trust me you will |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or flip-flips
I kid you not
For real???
Oh dear !!!
Still can’t imagine that"
No imagination needed. I saw!
Also, seen people turn up looking like they’ve nipped out for milk and bread after a PJ day! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Or flip-flips
I kid you not
For real???
Oh dear !!!
Still can’t imagine that
No imagination needed. I saw!
Also, seen people turn up looking like they’ve nipped out for milk and bread after a PJ day! "
Ok I confess had a late night booty call at 2pm I forgot to put socks on and T shirt under my hoodie  |
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