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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi thete how is everyone good i hope.
First time me wrting in a forum so hope this goes ok.
I am looking to try kestels for the first time during the day time and was wondering if i can tips or adivce please.
Many thanks in advance
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My tip
Not everybody will want to talk to you. For some people it is a place for them to go for fun with specific people. If they do not appear to be actively seeking company, leave them be. They may also have noticed you already and decided you are not what they are seeking, that is their choice and it should be respected. |
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By *emel9Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
It's easy.
Take food and drink for the fridge.
Take Flip Flops to walk around in.
Don't EXPECT anything..be happy if it does happen.
Chat and be friendly, not just pervy.
No Thank You means No Thank You.
Chill and enjoy.
I typically, weekdays, find Monday's and Wednesday's the busiest. Remember although Monday is Bi Night, there does tend to be more bi people around in the day too. If this isn't for you then the usual rules apply, a polite no thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take something warm to wear if you go during the day, a dressing gown for example.
It can be bloody cold at times.
Don't follow couples or single ladies around.
Smile, chat and just enjoy the facilities. |
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By *lovisMan
over a year ago
Twickenham |
1. Dont just talk about sex and swinging.
2. Don't just talk about yourself.
3. Engage with the male and female equally.
4. If you're going to masturbate underwater do it subtly - don't churn the water up (unless you're in the hot tub where it will matter less)
5. Don't try and cop a feel
6. Don't be a dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4. If you're going to masturbate underwater do it subtly - don't churn the water up (unless you're in the hot tub where it will matter less)
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Yuck!
Just keep your bodily fluids to yourself, especially in the hot tub.
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By *lovisMan
over a year ago
Twickenham |
"Oh and from an experience the other week, don't sit by the side of the pool wanking while intently watching the one person in the pool just chilling out floating in the pool. Very creepy  "
That happens to me all the time.. |
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"Oh and from an experience the other week, don't sit by the side of the pool wanking while intently watching the one person in the pool just chilling out floating in the pool. Very creepy
That happens to me all the time.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unless someone else is involved in which case its fine (and inevitable) to blow your load in the pool or hot tub"
Well in my opinion solo or partnered it is not fine or inevitable to dump your body fluids in communal pools or hot tubs.
I am surprised such actions are condoned by the clubs management and if it is will certainly effect my view of this club from now on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If your going expecting an out and out swingers club this is not the place to go. I've been to 5 clubs now and this is defo the least aligned to swinging granted I've not been at weekends. The main thing to note is what others have said. Be nice, be respectful and defo don't go with the notion you will have sex. I look at kestrels as a place where woman pay £10 to swim naked. That's life and maybe a little gripe. But for a place to chill it's top notch! Just don't expect any fun |
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"If your going expecting an out and out swingers club this is not the place to go. I've been to 5 clubs now and this is defo the least aligned to swinging granted I've not been at weekends. The main thing to note is what others have said. Be nice, be respectful and defo don't go with the notion you will have sex. I look at kestrels as a place where woman pay £10 to swim naked. That's life and maybe a little gripe. But for a place to chill it's top notch! Just don't expect any fun "
I seem to have plenty thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If your going expecting an out and out swingers club this is not the place to go. I've been to 5 clubs now and this is defo the least aligned to swinging granted I've not been at weekends. The main thing to note is what others have said. Be nice, be respectful and defo don't go with the notion you will have sex. I look at kestrels as a place where woman pay £10 to swim naked. That's life and maybe a little gripe. But for a place to chill it's top notch! Just don't expect any fun
I seem to have plenty thanks "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your going expecting an out and out swingers club this is not the place to go. I've been to 5 clubs now and this is defo the least aligned to swinging granted I've not been at weekends. The main thing to note is what others have said. Be nice, be respectful and defo don't go with the notion you will have sex. I look at kestrels as a place where woman pay £10 to swim naked. That's life and maybe a little gripe. But for a place to chill it's top notch! Just don't expect any fun
I seem to have plenty thanks "
I know you have plenty! But your a swinger! You're the real deal! I that came across negative! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi there everyone.
sorry for the delay in a response to all the messages, was at work.
I would like to say many thanks for all your advices and help, I am truly grateful them and will take them on board.
regarding the comment on sitting by the pool side I don't think that will be I am to shy for that..
Plus this is my first every time going to a naturist spa being totally need in front of total strangers, I am out of my comfort zone but I am very curious.
Many thanks again everyone..
Ps I am thinking of going today will leave a message on thread if I do go unless I chicken out..
Many thanks again
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I went to Kestrel's
First would like to give a review on them but not sure where to place it..
I have to say as a single male I was very nervous, but when I arrived at the reception desk they were so friendly and made me feel at ease.
I was given a tour of the place to very nice and very big wow.
I was left to go and venture on my own while there I saw a lovely lady she was getting a spanking in the dungeon at first it felt odd actually being a voyeur but nice to.
asked if I could come in tot the room I was given then just seeing Lady N get spanked was amazing, wont say any more there lol but if there are on here would like to verify them.
I have to say for a first time experience in coming out of my comfort zone kinda all in one was scary but fun.
Thank you kestrels. |
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"Unless someone else is involved in which case its fine (and inevitable) to blow your load in the pool or hot tub
Well in my opinion solo or partnered it is not fine or inevitable to dump your body fluids in communal pools or hot tubs.
I am surprised such actions are condoned by the clubs management and if it is will certainly effect my view of this club from now on."
We are heading there for our first visit this weekend with friends.
This has completely put us off going now. If we do go, we will NOT be getting anywhere near the pool or hot-tub!!
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By *emel9Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
It's my understanding that you aren't supposed to do that at all. There is "fun" in the pools, but that is a no no.
The staff also check the pool, and hot tubs, several times a day; performing all sorts of checks on the water.
The hot tubs can sometimes be closed for a while as they go through a routine cleaning cycle too.
In my own opinion it's very clean. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Unless someone else is involved in which case its fine (and inevitable) to blow your load in the pool or hot tub
Well in my opinion solo or partnered it is not fine or inevitable to dump your body fluids in communal pools or hot tubs.
I am surprised such actions are condoned by the clubs management and if it is will certainly effect my view of this club from now on.
We are heading there for our first visit this weekend with friends.
This has completely put us off going now. If we do go, we will NOT be getting anywhere near the pool or hot-tub!!
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When I went I did not see anything like that, tbh, when I did speak to anyone there they were very friendly, for someone like me going first time and nervous was really happy with the day I had.
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By *emel9Man
over a year ago
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"When I went I did not see anything like that, tbh, when I did speak to anyone there they were very friendly, for someone like me going first time and nervous was really happy with the day I had. "
Good for you....hopefully not your first and last visit. |
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We will see..
Still not going near any water though!! Eeeew!
You see what a "playful" comment will do? Completely destroy the perception of a club?
We hope we are going to have a good time... But we doubt t now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Unless someone else is involved in which case its fine (and inevitable) to blow your load in the pool or hot tub
Well in my opinion solo or partnered it is not fine or inevitable to dump your body fluids in communal pools or hot tubs.
I am surprised such actions are condoned by the clubs management and if it is will icertainly effect my view of this club from now on.
We are heading there for our first visit this weekend with friends.
This has completely put us off going now. If we do go, we will NOT be getting anywhere near the pool or hot-tub!!
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i was there last thurs i didnt see anyone wanking in the pool or jacuzzi i saw a guy wanking in a room while watching porn dont let anyone put u off they are spotless clean there x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We will see..
Still not going near any water though!! Eeeew!
You see what a "playful" comment will do? Completely destroy the perception of a club?
We hope we are going to have a good time... But we doubt t now!"
Good to see you're going with such an open mind.
There will be lots of people in the water having a good time.
I guess you never swim in public or hotel pools?
Here's some numbers for you
The pool at Kestrels holds about 25,000 gallons of water. The average male ejaculates 3-5 cc of fluid. If one bloke comes in the pool that equals 0.0000044% of the contents or 1/22,720,000 if fractions are more your thing.
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"We will see..
Still not going near any water though!! Eeeew!
You see what a "playful" comment will do? Completely destroy the perception of a club?
We hope we are going to have a good time... But we doubt t now!
Good to see you're going with such an open mind.
There will be lots of people in the water having a good time.
I guess you never swim in public or hotel pools?
Here's some numbers for you
The pool at Kestrels holds about 25,000 gallons of water. The average male ejaculates 3-5 cc of fluid. If one bloke comes in the pool that equals 0.0000044% of the contents or 1/22,720,000 if fractions are more your thing.
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Love such a precise mathematical response. That's horny. Clothes and intelligence appear to turn me on of late. I'm getting weird in my old age :D
Oh and the pool and hot tub were both spotlessly clean when I left them an hour ago |
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By *lovisMan
over a year ago
Twickenham |
"We will see..
Still not going near any water though!! Eeeew!
You see what a "playful" comment will do? Completely destroy the perception of a club?
We hope we are going to have a good time... But we doubt t now!
Good to see you're going with such an open mind.
There will be lots of people in the water having a good time.
I guess you never swim in public or hotel pools?
Here's some numbers for you
The pool at Kestrels holds about 25,000 gallons of water. The average male ejaculates 3-5 cc of fluid. If one bloke comes in the pool that equals 0.0000044% of the contents or 1/22,720,000 if fractions are more your thing.
Love such a precise mathematical response. That's horny. Clothes and intelligence appear to turn me on of late. I'm getting weird in my old age :D
Oh and the pool and hot tub were both spotlessly clean when I left them an hour ago "
As the other poster said I'd be more wary in a hotel pool where kids are peeing and pooping (albeit into nappies) than I would be at Kestrels.
You are getting weird....
So it would take the entire male population of Spain having a wank to fill up the pool? |
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"We will see..
Still not going near any water though!! Eeeew!
You see what a "playful" comment will do? Completely destroy the perception of a club?
We hope we are going to have a good time... But we doubt t now!
Good to see you're going with such an open mind.
There will be lots of people in the water having a good time.
I guess you never swim in public or hotel pools?
Here's some numbers for you
The pool at Kestrels holds about 25,000 gallons of water. The average male ejaculates 3-5 cc of fluid. If one bloke comes in the pool that equals 0.0000044% of the contents or 1/22,720,000 if fractions are more your thing.
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We have cancelled going to AbFabs.
Thank you for making our decision easier! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's a pity that you have been put off especially as it may well have been a club that you could have a great time at.
I hope you find a fun alternative and have an enjoyable time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So this was the first time I have written in a forum like this, for me not to easy, at the same time first time ever going to kestrels to yes I had concerns, but I would suggest just go during the day time and relax staff very friendly and they keep every thing to notch standards, and you can tell they pride themselves on that. I do feel bad that I started this and you have kinda got a bad impression from it to which was not the intention... it was started so I can get advice
- what to do
- what not to
- what is accepted
- what is not accepted
and it did help, and I am just very greatful with all the advice was given, many thanks to everyone that commented.
Just would like to say if we are at Kestrels at the same time at any point I would like to come say hi and thanks for the advice..
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You are getting weird...
So it would take the entire male population of Spain having a wank to fill up the pool? "
That's a fetish and fantasy for some equally weird people of the other end of the scale. I like to think I'm middling with a liking for a more intimate bukkake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We love Ab Fabs! Its one of the best clubs in our opinion.. well worth the 400 mile round trip when we visit!
If people are put off by a bit of swingers humour then they are missing out!
April x |
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I regularly visit kestrels / ab Fabs and it is ALWAYS spotlessly clean and the people friendly.
To be honest if you're put off by any of the comments then would suggest you find a club without hot tubs or pool or try the Bristol Gardens.
All the clubs I've been to have had people Playing ' in the tubs and pools or better still buy your own and stay at home if you're that concerned |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This post hasn't put everyone off.
I'm considering my first trip there next month.
Very nervous, but reassuring to read the positive contributions."
Really, there's nothing to be worried about. You should slot in just fine. I appreciate that it can be a bit nervous the first time you consider going anywhere - I was the same with Kestrels. However, I had nothing to worry about. It is a very friendly place and it is very easy to just settle in.  |
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"I regularly visit kestrels / ab Fabs and it is ALWAYS spotlessly clean and the people friendly.
To be honest if you're put off by any of the comments then would suggest you find a club without hot tubs or pool or try the Bristol Gardens.
All the clubs I've been to have had people Playing ' in the tubs and pools or better still buy your own and stay at home if you're that concerned "
Well, for the first part, we did not take the sequence of posts as humour. For the second part, we have noted your comment as a regular at AbFabs and decided to follow your advice. So we are going to Tease2 this weekend instead. |
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"I regularly visit kestrels / ab Fabs and it is ALWAYS spotlessly clean and the people friendly.
To be honest if you're put off by any of the comments then would suggest you find a club without hot tubs or pool or try the Bristol Gardens.
All the clubs I've been to have had people Playing ' in the tubs and pools or better still buy your own and stay at home if you're that concerned
Well, for the first part, we did not take the sequence of posts as humour. For the second part, we have noted your comment as a regular at AbFabs and decided to follow your advice. So we are going to Tease2 this weekend instead. "
And I'm sure you'll find something to complain about there to xx |
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"I regularly visit kestrels / ab Fabs and it is ALWAYS spotlessly clean and the people friendly.
To be honest if you're put off by any of the comments then would suggest you find a club without hot tubs or pool or try the Bristol Gardens.
All the clubs I've been to have had people Playing ' in the tubs and pools or better still buy your own and stay at home if you're that concerned
Well, for the first part, we did not take the sequence of posts as humour. For the second part, we have noted your comment as a regular at AbFabs and decided to follow your advice. So we are going to Tease2 this weekend instead.
And I'm sure you'll find something to complain about there to xx"
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"I regularly visit kestrels / ab Fabs and it is ALWAYS spotlessly clean and the people friendly.
To be honest if you're put off by any of the comments then would suggest you find a club without hot tubs or pool or try the Bristol Gardens.
All the clubs I've been to have had people Playing ' in the tubs and pools or better still buy your own and stay at home if you're that concerned
Well, for the first part, we did not take the sequence of posts as humour. For the second part, we have noted your comment as a regular at AbFabs and decided to follow your advice. So we are going to Tease2 this weekend instead.
And I'm sure you'll find something to complain about there to xx"
Quite the opposite! We have been before and think it is a great place. Had the most amazing time in the cinema room with three other couples!
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"I regularly visit kestrels / ab Fabs and it is ALWAYS spotlessly clean and the people friendly.
To be honest if you're put off by any of the comments then would suggest you find a club without hot tubs or pool or try the Bristol Gardens.
All the clubs I've been to have had people Playing ' in the tubs and pools or better still buy your own and stay at home if you're that concerned
Well, for the first part, we did not take the sequence of posts as humour. For the second part, we have noted your comment as a regular at AbFabs and decided to follow your advice. So we are going to Tease2 this weekend instead.
And I'm sure you'll find something to complain about there to xx
Quite the opposite! We have been before and think it is a great place. Had the most amazing time in the cinema room with three other couples!
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Hope you avoided all bodily fluids
Thank you for that input, I am sure I didn't!"
What, pure unadulterated bodily fluids and not diluted to the nth degree like Abfabs? Be careful it's a dangerous spunky world out there |
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Hope you avoided all bodily fluids
Thank you for that input, I am sure I didn't!
What, pure unadulterated bodily fluids and not diluted to the nth degree like Abfabs? Be careful it's a dangerous spunky world out there "
Wouldnt 'Spunky World ' be a great name for a swingers theme park? |
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Hope you avoided all bodily fluids
Thank you for that input, I am sure I didn't!
What, pure unadulterated bodily fluids and not diluted to the nth degree like Abfabs? Be careful it's a dangerous spunky world out there
Wouldnt 'Spunky World ' be a great name for a swingers theme park?"
Careful... name might put people off!! heheh x |
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Hope you avoided all bodily fluids
Thank you for that input, I am sure I didn't!
What, pure unadulterated bodily fluids and not diluted to the nth degree like Abfabs? Be careful it's a dangerous spunky world out there
Wouldnt 'Spunky World ' be a great name for a swingers theme park?
Careful... name might put people off!! heheh x "
Not for some of us filthy bitches. It's catchy. I like it  |
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Hope you avoided all bodily fluids
Thank you for that input, I am sure I didn't!
What, pure unadulterated bodily fluids and not diluted to the nth degree like Abfabs? Be careful it's a dangerous spunky world out there
Wouldnt 'Spunky World ' be a great name for a swingers theme park?
Careful... name might put people off!! heheh x
Not for some of us filthy bitches. It's catchy. I like it "
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side? "
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule? |
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side?
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule? "
I was thinking of wearing waders too to be doubly safe |
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side?
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule? "
Not sure they do full body condoms in my size and how will that work was the, you have to be naked rule?
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side?
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule?
I was thinking of wearing waders too to be doubly safe "
Now you're just being kinky lol xx |
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"We will see..
Still not going near any water though!! Eeeew!
You see what a "playful" comment will do? Completely destroy the perception of a club?
We hope we are going to have a good time... But we doubt t now!
Good to see you're going with such an open mind.
There will be lots of people in the water having a good time.
I guess you never swim in public or hotel pools?
Here's some numbers for you
The pool at Kestrels holds about 25,000 gallons of water. The average male ejaculates 3-5 cc of fluid. If one bloke comes in the pool that equals 0.0000044% of the contents or 1/22,720,000 if fractions are more your thing.
We have cancelled going to AbFabs.
Thank you for making our decision easier! xx"
Thank you so much for making it a better experience for the rest of us x |
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side?
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule?
I was thinking of wearing waders too to be doubly safe
Now you're just being kinky lol xx"
Naked in waders? Sounds like an HDZ outfit! |
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"We will see..
Still not going near any water though!! Eeeew!
You see what a "playful" comment will do? Completely destroy the perception of a club?
We hope we are going to have a good time... But we doubt t now!
Good to see you're going with such an open mind.
There will be lots of people in the water having a good time.
I guess you never swim in public or hotel pools?
Here's some numbers for you
The pool at Kestrels holds about 25,000 gallons of water. The average male ejaculates 3-5 cc of fluid. If one bloke comes in the pool that equals 0.0000044% of the contents or 1/22,720,000 if fractions are more your thing.
We have cancelled going to AbFabs.
Thank you for making our decision easier! xx
Thank you so much for making it a better experience for the rest of us x"
My thoughts exactly xx |
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side?
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule?
I was thinking of wearing waders too to be doubly safe
Now you're just being kinky lol xx
Naked in waders? Sounds like an HDZ outfit! "
See all you kinky bitches in your waders and full rubber spunky world combat outfits week tomorrow |
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side?
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule?
I was thinking of wearing waders too to be doubly safe
Now you're just being kinky lol xx
Naked in waders? Sounds like an HDZ outfit!
See all you kinky bitches in your waders and full rubber spunky world combat outfits week tomorrow "
Not me I'm off to Xtasia xx |
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side?
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule?
I was thinking of wearing waders too to be doubly safe
Now you're just being kinky lol xx
Naked in waders? Sounds like an HDZ outfit!
See all you kinky bitches in your waders and full rubber spunky world combat outfits week tomorrow
Not me I'm off to Xtasia xx"
I'd love to visit there sometime. Is it safe to go? |
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side?
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule?
I was thinking of wearing waders too to be doubly safe
Now you're just being kinky lol xx
Naked in waders? Sounds like an HDZ outfit!
See all you kinky bitches in your waders and full rubber spunky world combat outfits week tomorrow
Not me I'm off to Xtasia xx
I'd love to visit there sometime. Is it safe to go? "
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side?
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule?
I was thinking of wearing waders too to be doubly safe
Now you're just being kinky lol xx
Naked in waders? Sounds like an HDZ outfit!
See all you kinky bitches in your waders and full rubber spunky world combat outfits week tomorrow
Not me I'm off to Xtasia xx
I'd love to visit there sometime. Is it safe to go?
It's even worse....they have FOAM parties "
I'm not going unless I have a hazmat suit on |
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side?
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule?
I was thinking of wearing waders too to be doubly safe
Now you're just being kinky lol xx
Naked in waders? Sounds like an HDZ outfit!
See all you kinky bitches in your waders and full rubber spunky world combat outfits week tomorrow
Not me I'm off to Xtasia xx
I'd love to visit there sometime. Is it safe to go?
It's even worse....they have FOAM parties
I'm not going unless I have a hazmat suit on "
How am I supposed to calculate semen to foam ratios??!!! |
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side?
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule?
I was thinking of wearing waders too to be doubly safe
Now you're just being kinky lol xx
Naked in waders? Sounds like an HDZ outfit!
See all you kinky bitches in your waders and full rubber spunky world combat outfits week tomorrow
Not me I'm off to Xtasia xx
I'd love to visit there sometime. Is it safe to go?
It's even worse....they have FOAM parties
I'm not going unless I have a hazmat suit on
How am I supposed to calculate semen to foam ratios??!!!"
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By *lovisMan
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side?
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule?
I was thinking of wearing waders too to be doubly safe
Now you're just being kinky lol xx
Naked in waders? Sounds like an HDZ outfit!
See all you kinky bitches in your waders and full rubber spunky world combat outfits week tomorrow
Not me I'm off to Xtasia xx
I'd love to visit there sometime. Is it safe to go?
It's even worse....they have FOAM parties
I'm not going unless I have a hazmat suit on
How am I supposed to calculate semen to foam ratios??!!!
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It's a well known fact you can fall pregnant by inhaling spermicide. |
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"I'm thinking of going this weekend, do you think I should wear a full body condom in the pool or hot tubs just to be on the safe side?
Depends...will it interfere with the mandatory flip flop rule?
I was thinking of wearing waders too to be doubly safe
Now you're just being kinky lol xx
Naked in waders? Sounds like an HDZ outfit!
See all you kinky bitches in your waders and full rubber spunky world combat outfits week tomorrow
Not me I'm off to Xtasia xx
I'd love to visit there sometime. Is it safe to go? "
I'll tell you when I get back, if I survive lol x |
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Thank you so much for making it a better experience for the rest of us x
Someone pass the milk!
Thats not milk....
Pmsl - oops stand back everybody - bodily fluid on the floor xx"
Really don't know how to take you. Humour or bitchiness? (Yes bring on the FAB Police and ban me for a couple of days).
Why are you always so aggressive? |
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Thank you so much for making it a better experience for the rest of us x
Someone pass the milk!
Thats not milk....
Pmsl - oops stand back everybody - bodily fluid on the floor xx
Really don't know how to take you. Humour or bitchiness? (Yes bring on the FAB Police and ban me for a couple of days).
Why are you always so aggressive? "
No need to ban you for asking. You reacted pretty strangely to a throw away comment by someone. You'll find Abfab are very heavy on health and safety (I wasn't joking about the flip flop rule) so for those of us know who the club well, we know your concerns are unfounded. That you changed your mind not to go just seems ridiculous when you'll come in contact with undiluted bloody fluids elsewhere! You didn't come across well and look silly to those of us who know what measures they take to ensure the safety of pool and hot tub facilities. You'll find Abfab regulars love the place and will defend it from critics and we'll do that with humour..,and get bitchy the more ridiculous someone gets. You're missing out on one of the best clubs in the country. But enjoy yourself at tease 2 |
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Thank you so much for making it a better experience for the rest of us x
Someone pass the milk!
Thats not milk....
Pmsl - oops stand back everybody - bodily fluid on the floor xx
Really don't know how to take you. Humour or bitchiness? (Yes bring on the FAB Police and ban me for a couple of days).
Why are you always so aggressive? "
I think this is a massive over reaction nobody has denied doing it. Everyone's jumping on this poor couples back to be fair it would put me off too. But hey single men wonder why they get know where on this site and its a prime example when they start to bitch with others on here about others. Time to grow up people, if this couple have been put off they have been put off there's no need to abuse them like a school playground we are all adults. |
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Thank you so much for making it a better experience for the rest of us x
Someone pass the milk!
Thats not milk....
Pmsl - oops stand back everybody - bodily fluid on the floor xx
Really don't know how to take you. Humour or bitchiness? (Yes bring on the FAB Police and ban me for a couple of days).
Why are you always so aggressive?
No need to ban you for asking. You reacted pretty strangely to a throw away comment by someone. You'll find Abfab are very heavy on health and safety (I wasn't joking about the flip flop rule) so for those of us know who the club well, we know your concerns are unfounded. That you changed your mind not to go just seems ridiculous when you'll come in contact with undiluted bloody fluids elsewhere! You didn't come across well and look silly to those of us who know what measures they take to ensure the safety of pool and hot tub facilities. You'll find Abfab regulars love the place and will defend it from critics and we'll do that with humour..,and get bitchy the more ridiculous someone gets. You're missing out on one of the best clubs in the country. But enjoy yourself at tease 2 "
Totally agree with you. The staff at Kestrels Abfabs are absolutely the best. Very professional and take the job of making this club one of the best around very seriously. Also, those of us that are regular visitors always respect others by clearing up after ourselves too and aren't afraid to ask others to do the same. Looking forward to seeing you there soon J......  |
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By *ortia71Woman
over a year ago
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I don't usually post messages but wanted to reassure everyone that we test the pool and hotubs every two hours religiously and if we ask you to vacate for 15 minutes so we can add chlorine etc. It is to keep them scrupulously clean as is for the must of wearing flipflops - so enjoy your day/evening with us without any dirty worries! x |
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"I don't usually post messages but wanted to reassure everyone that we test the pool and hotubs every two hours religiously and if we ask you to vacate for 15 minutes so we can add chlorine etc. It is to keep them scrupulously clean as is for the must of wearing flipflops - so enjoy your day/evening with us without any dirty worries! x"
Thank you!!
Your professional message is well received!
See you tomorrow! xxxxx |
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"I don't usually post messages but wanted to reassure everyone that we test the pool and hotubs every two hours religiously and if we ask you to vacate for 15 minutes so we can add chlorine etc. It is to keep them scrupulously clean as is for the must of wearing flipflops - so enjoy your day/evening with us without any dirty worries! x"
I can attest to that today by being very politely requested to vacate one of the hot tubs for 15 mins to permit water treatment. Wasn't an issue... We just moved on to one of the scrupulously clean private rooms..... |
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This thread has really made me smile.. It has always been clean when I have been it is a real over reaction to cancel. (enjoy your 2nd choice)
I imagine rolling round on beds with several couples bodily fluids would be far worse than being in a pool.
The wankers are always in the shallow end anyway. I always swim widths in the deep end. |
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Well,
We went along anyway! Despite all the encouragement from other posters to this thread... lol
Always been the rebellious ones!
We had a great time! Yes we did stay out of the pool and hot-tub, but that was perhaps because we were enjoying the other extensive areas far too much?
It is a great club and therefore we can sort of empathise with those of you who love it so much and are perhaps a little too vigorous in your defence of your favourite venue?
We have already planned our next visit with friends and just ask those of you who suggested that your experience of the club would be "enriched by our staying away" to give us a wide berth as we sincerely do not want to spoil your enjoyment of an excellent club! |
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Lol just been reading this thread Really made me chuckle, love this club and a regular there . Club is always immaculate and always a pleasure . For the newbees wait till you see it when it's summer it's fantastic and you will love the pool |
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"Well,
We went along anyway! Despite all the encouragement from other posters to this thread... lol
Always been the rebellious ones!
We had a great time! Yes we did stay out of the pool and hot-tub, but that was perhaps because we were enjoying the other extensive areas far too much?
It is a great club and therefore we can sort of empathise with those of you who love it so much and are perhaps a little too vigorous in your defence of your favourite venue?
We have already planned our next visit with friends and just ask those of you who suggested that your experience of the club would be "enriched by our staying away" to give us a wide berth as we sincerely do not want to spoil your enjoyment of an excellent club! "
Well done you - for giving it a go despite your misgivings. I'm also glad you had a great time. At least you have found why we like it so much there! Look forward to maybe bumping into you some day... |
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By *emel9Man
over a year ago
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"Lol just been reading this thread Really made me chuckle, love this club and a regular there . Club is always immaculate and always a pleasure . For the newbees wait till you see it when it's summer it's fantastic and you will love the pool "
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By *emel9Man
over a year ago
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"Well,
We went along anyway! Despite all the encouragement from other posters to this thread... lol
Always been the rebellious ones!
We had a great time! Yes we did stay out of the pool and hot-tub, but that was perhaps because we were enjoying the other extensive areas far too much?
It is a great club and therefore we can sort of empathise with those of you who love it so much and are perhaps a little too vigorous in your defence of your favourite venue?
We have already planned our next visit with friends and just ask those of you who suggested that your experience of the club would be "enriched by our staying away" to give us a wide berth as we sincerely do not want to spoil your enjoyment of an excellent club! "
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"Well,
We went along anyway! Despite all the encouragement from other posters to this thread... lol
Always been the rebellious ones!
We had a great time! Yes we did stay out of the pool and hot-tub, but that was perhaps because we were enjoying the other extensive areas far too much?
It is a great club and therefore we can sort of empathise with those of you who love it so much and are perhaps a little too vigorous in your defence of your favourite venue?
We have already planned our next visit with friends and just ask those of you who suggested that your experience of the club would be "enriched by our staying away" to give us a wide berth as we sincerely do not want to spoil your enjoyment of an excellent club! "
Glad you gave it a go. |
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