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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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On New Year's Eve after the amazing event they hosted, upon leaving amongst the many people in the coat area, in the hustle and bustle of the excitement a crime happened that I'm ashamed of and since that moment I've lost sleep, my depression levels have risen, food doesn't taste the same, and I've had to take leave from work so I think maybe if I get it off my chest now I'll feel better before it eats away at me anymore...I stole a piece of the doormans pizza! I didn't mean to do it, it was there on a plate, I was there, it was all just too easy. I thought it was a token, a thank you for coming gift. How wrong I was and now I'm riddled with guilt.
Phew that feels better! |
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over a year ago
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"On New Year's Eve after the amazing event they hosted, upon leaving amongst the many people in the coat area, in the hustle and bustle of the excitement a crime happened that I'm ashamed of and since that moment I've lost sleep, my depression levels have risen, food doesn't taste the same, and I've had to take leave from work so I think maybe if I get it off my chest now I'll feel better before it eats away at me anymore...I stole a piece of the doormans pizza! I didn't mean to do it, it was there on a plate, I was there, it was all just too easy. I thought it was a token, a thank you for coming gift. How wrong I was and now I'm riddled with guilt.
Phew that feels better!"
Lmfao @ this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Typical single girls in clubs, walking around, as soon as you get pizza there they are, all you want to do is go to a club, have a pizza and what happens ? Single girls just join in without asking.
It's the reason we eat pizza before going into a club. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Any other day it wouldn't cross my mind to steal a slice, I would of just walked by without a second glance, but I'd had a couple of drinks and just thought it would be acceptable to steal a slice off the plate. He was dealing with someone and didn't see which makes it sooo much more naughty!!
I am the poster model for all that's wrong with the club scene! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You naughty, naughty girl!
Get over my knee at once....then go and sit on the naughty step!"
Oops, awkward erm, sorry I'm erm a dudus!  soo I'll pass on the knee and just go straight to the naughty step if that's ok? But thanks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any other day it wouldn't cross my mind to steal a slice, I would of just walked by without a second glance, but I'd had a couple of drinks and just thought it would be acceptable to steal a slice off the plate. He was dealing with someone and didn't see which makes it sooo much more naughty!!
I am the poster model for all that's wrong with the club scene!"
Opportunist thief. Even worse. Did it give you indigestion?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Finally im off the naughty step at _tasia
love you op "
I don't think it's so much a step, as more of a staircase, but I'm glad a could kick you off it with my rebel behaviour! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Finally im off the naughty step at _tasia
love you op
I don't think it's so much a step, as more of a staircase, but I'm glad a could kick you off it with my rebel behaviour! "
trust me im.glad off it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Opportunist thief. Even worse. Did it give you indigestion?
I'd like to think it did, then I wouldn't feel as bad about the ordeal."
You should have one delivered to him next time he's working. You will sleep much better for it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Opportunist thief. Even worse. Did it give you indigestion?
I'd like to think it did, then I wouldn't feel as bad about the ordeal.
You should have one delivered to him next time he's working. You will sleep much better for it "
I'll grab him a panini instead, I think a pizza, well, I think it may be too soon. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mark stole some of B's from behind the bar too if that makes you feel any better
Although she did know about it "
Holy! What's the matter with us! Can't people leave food unattended anymore!? Next time we see you well have to go on a spree, we may be able to get a buffet on the go!
Wait! Noooo I'm insighting food theft! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mark stole some of B's from behind the bar too if that makes you feel any better
Although she did know about it
Holy! What's the matter with us! Can't people leave food unattended anymore!? Next time we see you well have to go on a spree, we may be able to get a buffet on the go!
Wait! Noooo I'm insighting food theft! "
I'll bite you 1 to keep you out of trouble |
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"Finally im off the naughty step at _tasia
love you op
I don't think it's so much a step, as more of a staircase, but I'm glad a could kick you off it with my rebel behaviour! "
Forget the naughty step. Try being stuck in the naughty corner all alone week after week. I never get anywhere near anyone's pizza. 
Jay |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Finally im off the naughty step at _tasia
love you op
I don't think it's so much a step, as more of a staircase, but I'm glad a could kick you off it with my rebel behaviour!
Forget the naughty step. Try being stuck in the naughty corner all alone week after week. I never get anywhere near anyone's pizza.
Jay"
You should take a trip over here to the steps, it's rammed over here, it's starting to have its perks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Finally im off the naughty step at _tasia
love you op
I don't think it's so much a step, as more of a staircase, but I'm glad a could kick you off it with my rebel behaviour!
Forget the naughty step. Try being stuck in the naughty corner all alone week after week. I never get anywhere near anyone's pizza.
Jay
You should take a trip over here to the steps, it's rammed over here, it's starting to have its perks!"
Jay has his own pizza's, CDJ 900 flavour lol, they are a bit tough on the teeth though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally im off the naughty step at _tasia
love you op
I don't think it's so much a step, as more of a staircase, but I'm glad a could kick you off it with my rebel behaviour!
Forget the naughty step. Try being stuck in the naughty corner all alone week after week. I never get anywhere near anyone's pizza.
Jay"
i offered u my mouth and boobs and i kept u company the other week  so shut ya moaning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"John, Dan and Dave now perusing the thread. I'll leave punishment in their capable hands.  "
I'm sorry, but the person you're trying to contact, is currently on a flight to Mexico and unavailable please leave your message after the tone....*beep* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"John, Dan and Dave now perusing the thread. I'll leave punishment in their capable hands.
I'm sorry, but the person you're trying to contact, is currently on a flight to Mexico and unavailable please leave your message after the tone....*beep*"
don't be afraid of them pussys 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"John, Dan and Dave now perusing the thread. I'll leave punishment in their capable hands.
I'm sorry, but the person you're trying to contact, is currently on a flight to Mexico and unavailable please leave your message after the tone....*beep*
don't be afraid of them pussys
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MMm you said pussy he he |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"John, Dan and Dave now perusing the thread. I'll leave punishment in their capable hands.
I'm sorry, but the person you're trying to contact, is currently on a flight to Mexico and unavailable please leave your message after the tone....*beep*
don't be afraid of them pussys
MMm you said pussy he he "
dont u start on me, im an angel :P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll bite you 1 to keep you out of trouble...buy not bite 
I don't know what's the better offer
depends who's posting well yes there is this on this side aswel I'll let you go first ha
As long as it's been the same one on your side all the way through then your safe cuz it's Louise here but I'd be happy either way  "
Wiping the nervous sweat from my forehead and getting The salt and pepper out to season myself up for the event :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll bite you 1 to keep you out of trouble...buy not bite
I don't know what's the better offer
depends who's posting well yes there is this on this side aswel I'll let you go first ha
As long as it's been the same one on your side all the way through then your safe cuz it's Louise here but I'd be happy either way
Wiping the nervous sweat from my forehead and getting The salt and pepper out to season myself up for the event :p"
How about some mayonnaise  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"John, Dan and Dave now perusing the thread. I'll leave punishment in their capable hands.
I'm sorry, but the person you're trying to contact, is currently on a flight to Mexico and unavailable please leave your message after the tone....*beep*
don't be afraid of them pussys
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as a respectful well behaved couple we have a untarnished reputation to uphold as the young quiet couple who are never....oh who am I kidding! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll bite you 1 to keep you out of trouble...buy not bite
I don't know what's the better offer
depends who's posting well yes there is this on this side aswel I'll let you go first ha
As long as it's been the same one on your side all the way through then your safe cuz it's Louise here but I'd be happy either way
Wiping the nervous sweat from my forehead and getting The salt and pepper out to season myself up for the event :p
How about some mayonnaise "
no pun intended? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We were both given some pizza last saturday nite, was very nice - no theft "
It tastes a lot better when stolen, hope I don't start a movement though of pizza theft |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"John, Dan and Dave now perusing the thread. I'll leave punishment in their capable hands.
I'm sorry, but the person you're trying to contact, is currently on a flight to Mexico and unavailable please leave your message after the tone....*beep*
don't be afraid of them pussys
as a respectful well behaved couple we have a untarnished reputation to uphold as the young quiet couple who are never....oh who am I kidding! "
You're halo has slipped |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll bite you 1 to keep you out of trouble...buy not bite
I don't know what's the better offer
depends who's posting well yes there is this on this side aswel I'll let you go first ha
As long as it's been the same one on your side all the way through then your safe cuz it's Louise here but I'd be happy either way
Wiping the nervous sweat from my forehead and getting The salt and pepper out to season myself up for the event :p
How about some mayonnaise no pun intended?"
I do like a bit of mayonnaise |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looks like Ch4 have their new documentary
Pizza stealing swingers..."
I can see it now! This week channel 4 next week merchandise royalties then I'll be on the next celebrity big brother! White dee has had her time in the spotlight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When you next go back .... take a kit-kat bar or a cake .. will make up for everything just leave it there on the side where plate was .. Note saying for door man .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Way too much time on your hands
Hahahahaha lol lmaoo lmfaooo....wait....I don't get it
u aren't there fri... just making sure my drinks are safe  "
We aren't, but how dare youuu! I say how dare you! That would never happen, stealing pizza is one thing but drinks? Now that's a whole different ball game! That's a road that's not worth going down! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When you next go back .... take a kit-kat bar or a cake .. will make up for everything just leave it there on the side where plate was .. Note saying for door man .. "
somehow, I get the impression it wouldn't reach the desired person!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Way too much time on your hands
Hahahahaha lol lmaoo lmfaooo....wait....I don't get it
u aren't there fri... just making sure my drinks are safe
We aren't, but how dare youuu! I say how dare you! That would never happen, stealing pizza is one thing but drinks? Now that's a whole different ball game! That's a road that's not worth going down!"
You sure about that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Way too much time on your hands
Hahahahaha lol lmaoo lmfaooo....wait....I don't get it
u aren't there fri... just making sure my drinks are safe
We aren't, but how dare youuu! I say how dare you! That would never happen, stealing pizza is one thing but drinks? Now that's a whole different ball game! That's a road that's not worth going down!"
id share my drinks with u |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Way too much time on your hands
Hahahahaha lol lmaoo lmfaooo....wait....I don't get it
u aren't there fri... just making sure my drinks are safe
We aren't, but how dare youuu! I say how dare you! That would never happen, stealing pizza is one thing but drinks? Now that's a whole different ball game! That's a road that's not worth going down!
You sure about that "
wait a moment, let me just check my memory bank and see if I've said anything to you in the past that suggests otherwise and I'll get back to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Way too much time on your hands
Hahahahaha lol lmaoo lmfaooo....wait....I don't get it
u aren't there fri... just making sure my drinks are safe
We aren't, but how dare youuu! I say how dare you! That would never happen, stealing pizza is one thing but drinks? Now that's a whole different ball game! That's a road that's not worth going down!
You sure about that wait a moment, let me just check my memory bank and see if I've said anything to you in the past that suggests otherwise and I'll get back to you "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"On 24th jan you have the sing and swing night at _tasia. There are plenty of songs with sorry in the title. You could sing your apologie."
We're not looking for ways to make matters worse!! |
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"On New Year's Eve after the amazing event they hosted, upon leaving amongst the many people in the coat area, in the hustle and bustle of the excitement a crime happened that I'm ashamed of and since that moment I've lost sleep, my depression levels have risen, food doesn't taste the same, and I've had to take leave from work so I think maybe if I get it off my chest now I'll feel better before it eats away at me anymore...I stole a piece of the doormans pizza! I didn't mean to do it, it was there on a plate, I was there, it was all just too easy. I thought it was a token, a thank you for coming gift. How wrong I was and now I'm riddled with guilt.
Phew that feels better!"
Shame on you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On 24th jan you have the sing and swing night at _tasia. There are plenty of songs with sorry in the title. You could sing your apologie.
We're not looking for ways to make matters worse!!"
It's sad....so sad....it's a sad sad situation.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On 24th jan you have the sing and swing night at _tasia. There are plenty of songs with sorry in the title. You could sing your apologie.
We're not looking for ways to make matters worse!!"
sing sing |
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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago
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"On 24th jan you have the sing and swing night at _tasia. There are plenty of songs with sorry in the title. You could sing your apologie.
We're not looking for ways to make matters worse!!"
So "fast food song"s (fast food rockers)
Well the doormen can sing "don't tell me you're sorry" by s club 6"
I know it may be difficult but it's not "hard to say I'm sorry" (Pete cetera)
But do not sing "I'm not sorry" (pigeon detectives)
You also have "Sorry blame it on me" (Akron)
The doormen may sing back "sorry's not good enough" (mcfly)
You may get "tired of being sorry" (Enrique)
So after all that "who's sorry now?" (Brenda lee)
You could deny it "it wasn't me" (shaggy)
But as you have already admitted it you are "guilty" (Barbara Streisand)
And now "wanted" (the dooleys)
Maybe "runaway" (del Shannon, Bon jovi, corrs)
I know by this thread you are saying "forgive me" (Leonard Lewis)
And you just want "forgiveness" (wretch 32)
So when you get there just say "please forgive me" (Bryan Adams, David Gray)
They may say "tell me" (her marine Jackson) "why" (Annie Lennox)
You may reply "don't know why" (Norah jones)
"Because we want to" (billie piper)
They may think it was just "rude" (magic)
They may "never forget" (take that)
Anyway whatever happens "don't worry be happy" (bobby mcferrin)
Ok I will "give it up" now (kc and the sunshine band.
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