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Strangest things left in clubs!!
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Ok this is a light hearted post and aimed at other club owners and party organisers.
What is the strangest thing people have left behind?
At Townhouse, our lost property is ridiculously massive and we now only keep it for a short time. But the strangest thing that has been left is a top set of false teeth!! They weren't even cheapo nashers either! They were a partial pallette of nicely shaped teeth which have cost a fortune! They obviously had to take them out to erm...'perform' and forgot to pick 'em up!!!! hahaha..we kept them for a month and nobody claimed them...probably felt really embarrassed to come forward!! 
So go on...over to you...the strangest 'find'!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Somebody lost their passport at LC and has yet to come claim it. We've had it about a year now!
Blokes have left their boxers, ladies their knickers. Shoes and coats too (you'd think they'd be cold when they left and maybe realise!)
The most unusual thing was a full kit to pierce people with. Needles, gauges, jewellery, the works. Turns out to be a hobby of the Sunday night doorman! |
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"Somebody lost their passport at LC and has yet to come claim it. We've had it about a year now!
Blokes have left their boxers, ladies their knickers. Shoes and coats too (you'd think they'd be cold when they left and maybe realise!)
The most unusual thing was a full kit to pierce people with. Needles, gauges, jewellery, the works. Turns out to be a hobby of the Sunday night doorman! "
Yeh, we have a driving licence! I thought someone would have claimed it by now!
We've had like one shoe/boot left, which had me thinking...were they hobbling out?! haha |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
Lost my play phone AND the main phone a club once. Got home and realised when I tried to phone either the club or someone that might (still) be there, except the numbers were ofcourse on my play phone!
Malarky! But got it back a couple of days later as they were held in storage for me  |
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Not so much of a strangest thing left but we did laugh after our first Phukt event when we left there was literally a trail of glow sticks from the club all the way to the hotel ( 50 yards away )
We thought that was funny but the trail actually continued into the hotel , lift and the room floors lol !!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We left our favourite toy at Libs in one of the hotel rooms and they returned it with no drama. Ade said the lost property left at the club often had to be seen to be believed.
Miss Ade he was great!! |
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"Not so much of a strangest thing left but we did laugh after our first Phukt event when we left there was literally a trail of glow sticks from the club all the way to the hotel ( 50 yards away )
We thought that was funny but the trail actually continued into the hotel , lift and the room floors lol !!! "
That's hilarious!!!! It worked though....you followed the trail! hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not so much of a strangest thing left but we did laugh after our first Phukt event when we left there was literally a trail of glow sticks from the club all the way to the hotel ( 50 yards away )
We thought that was funny but the trail actually continued into the hotel , lift and the room floors lol !!!
That's hilarious!!!! It worked though....you followed the trail! hehe"
Yeh picking the bloody things up lol |
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It's funny, we also get things like old socks left behind...I mean tatty old, non descript socks and then someone phones frantically..'Have you found my socks? I will come and get them straight away!!' They either have a partner with a smelly sock fetish or they have some sort of sentimental value! lol |
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As of yet we haven't had anything strange left behind, just the usual, socks, underwear, underpants, earrings etc. We have however had some funny incidents but that would be a whole new thread altogether lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Happens at private house parties too.....frequently find nics, bras, socks, earrings etc. I have also found a coat...after a January party (brrrr!). Shoes (one odd and also a pair of lovely black heels....too small for me lol!).
Currently have a make-up/toiletries bag and two pillow cases (but I do know the owners of these items) |
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By *il_MissBMFCWoman
over a year ago
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The funniest and most bizarre thing we have found has probably been a tooth. Literally someone's tooth must have fallen out - dread to think how!!
We found a bed sheet that didn't belong to the venue we were in - that was a little strange..
We've had a bag of toys handed in and then returned to it's owner.
But the usual we collect during / after a party are mobile phones and keys! At least one mobile and one set of keys every party are handed in or found!
We had an occasion when a guy rang us up the day after a party to say he was wearing the wrong shirt!! He had been in the dark room!! He was amazed when we said we couldn't help him as "his" shirt hadn't been handed in. It's still a mystery lol!
Another time when a guy went home with odd shoes because someone had mistakenly gone home with one of his! Again we never heard anything from the person that had the other shoes!!
Crazy people and the wonderful world of party organising!! |
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As a publican Ive seen it all in the left behind dept...but last May a couple came in with a young child, after a few drinks they left the child and went off leaving the kiddie asleep in her pushchair.
My partner at the time was one of those "mummsy" types and said she's give them half an hour then call the police....They came back after about 20 mins... lucky cos Social Services would have been involved.
They still come in most weeks and its a standing joke, but not funny at the time |
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I'm very paranoid about leaving things behind in playrooms etc! I once couldn't find my knickers and was told jokingly to go commando. I was a bit miffed because it's not like decent underwear is cheap (and they matched my basque), I actually pulled the beds out to find them!
Something I've found in a playroom? A condom down the side of a bed. Presumably used or at least unwrapped. Grim. |
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By *arehamMan
over a year ago
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Years ago someone left a wheel chair in the tattler cinema,on Oxford rd Manchester ,any who new this cinema will know what films they showed,the owners said see how up lifting our films are someone has left a wheelchair ?  |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"Years ago someone left a wheel chair in the tattler cinema,on Oxford rd Manchester ,any who new this cinema will know what films they showed,the owners said see how up lifting our films are someone has left a wheelchair ? "
The owner walked out on a 3rd leg? |
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Ours is probably the normal left behind, bra's knickers, boxers, socks, jewellery, keys, coats, phones. Then one day a wacking great big double ended dildo it looked pretty painful ooooooooo We always keep lost property for about 6 months unless its extra big.  |
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"The funniest and most bizarre thing we have found has probably been a tooth. Literally someone's tooth must have fallen out - dread to think how!!
We found a bed sheet that didn't belong to the venue we were in - that was a little strange..
We've had a bag of toys handed in and then returned to it's owner.
But the usual we collect during / after a party are mobile phones and keys! At least one mobile and one set of keys every party are handed in or found!
We had an occasion when a guy rang us up the day after a party to say he was wearing the wrong shirt!! He had been in the dark room!! He was amazed when we said we couldn't help him as "his" shirt hadn't been handed in. It's still a mystery lol!
Another time when a guy went home with odd shoes because someone had mistakenly gone home with one of his! Again we never heard anything from the person that had the other shoes!!
Crazy people and the wonderful world of party organising!! "
hahaha...an actual tooth?! no way!! lol
Another time, one of our female members came to the counter in her very lovely mac but with no shoes, no hold ups and no dress...just the mac! She said she'd looked for items but had to dash off (I just prayed she didn't get stopped by the police). Anyway, upon cleaning the club, we found her shoes in one room, her hold up and thong in another room and her dress over the door of another room!!!! Talk about spreading yourself around! She must have been leaving a trail for her 'suitor' to find her! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The first time we went to Libs, I got home in the morning and realised I didn't have the shoes I'd worn the previous night.
I assumed they were in the room we'd stayed there and rang up to see if they'd been handed in, but was told they weren't.
Fuck knows where they went. |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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I've left my false eyelashes a few times... Just came off somewhete somehow... Lost a flogger a few weeks ago and many of my facial stick on gems decorate the Vanilla Alternative heater in the jacuzzi room! |
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