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Gran Canaria Playas Del Ingles Summer 2014 Our Swingers Rough Guide
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Venus in the Cita not far from Secrets.
Venus is a nice modern club. It is nicely decorated with a lot of details. There is a big bar/dancing area, wellness area with a huge Jacuzzi and more playrooms. Its much smaller than Secrets but we liked that as it made the place feel full and we were talking to several couples in less than 10 minutes and playing with sexy older German couple in a private room in less than 30 minutes. This place had a really fun and lively atmosphere.
Luna is a club in the Cita centre near Venus that has the words Swingers Club on the walls outside and says couples welcome but is in fact a brothel. We are fine with that and there were some young sexy girls in there and had we not met other fun couples we’d have considered having a paid session with one of the girls there as single girls are rare to find so if you can afford it why not have it your way with a sexy young girl. If that’s not your thing though obviously don’t go in.
I’m sure I have missed a few things out and maybe covered things already mentioned elsewhere but as a first timer to the island and the scene there and having literally just arrived back today then I hope it will help other people who are also going for the first time.
One final tip, login to your Fab Swingers account via your iPhone or iPad and let it use your location as it will show you other Fab people nearby also on the island as well as let other know you are there. Fab should let you include Gran Canria as a location as its Europe’s 2nd most popular swingers destination but at least you can alert people you are there in your status bar and also by logging in whilst there and allowing it to show your location to others.
I hope that’s helps, we are definitely going back in Autumn as had so much fun and you can see the photos on our profile to prove it.
T & M xxx
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We did miss out on the swingers meet up bars as couldn't find them but wished we had. We did try a German bar called Bude4 which seems to be run by a German porn star as she has extremely explicit posters of her in BUKKAKE and Watersports gang-bangs all over the bar but she is the nicest person you could meet though her English is limited. Not many people know this but she has a secret playroom in that bar that is an amazing little sex den. She showed us it and let us have a quick play there. The Bude4 bar is right next to 2x2 Club in Sandia Centre and we highly recommend the cocktails and if you are with someone already ask to use the playroom. It's like a shrine to early 90's German porn movies all staring her but she is very nice and sexy and I'm sure she used to be a big ex porn star in Germany. T was dying to play with her but she was managing the bar on her own so couldn't leave it unattended.
We really want go back in October or November and would love to play with another couple in the Sand Dunes and know the perfect spot to avoid getting shrouded by single guys. Plus would love to a hotel room meet as our apartment was perfect for some fun but there's no easy way to advertise a meet out there. Hope everyone has fun out there and please feel free to let us know more info as we are keen to have more fun out there ourselves soon | |||
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"Wow, what a great write up. I'm taking my very vanilla wife to PDI on 4th Oct. I now have an idea of where to accidentally walk into. "All now booked up. Sandy Beach in PDI. Roll on the fun & sun. | |||
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"Great write up guys ,only point we have to say you forgot to mention the famous Comeback bar in the Cita centre upstairs from fun4all where swingers use as a meeting point for drinks before the clubs. Not sure about giving my phone or camera to a random guy though lol chasing someone in the dunes can be hard work. Another point people should note that single guys walk around with a camera so you should be careful if you don't want to be over the internet which if you search Maspalomas and sex you will see what we mean. Apart from that its a great place what ever time of the year you go. Passport ready ! Tickets ready! Yayyy here we come lol . xxxx" | |||
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"very informtive.....we were there in may and could hardly find any of the places hahha.....but booked up for 1st nov.....so thanks to yous we know exactly where were going....yaaaaaay xxx" i also fly out 1st November | |||
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"Hi, great write-up, we stayed in Playa del Inglès in april 2014 and we're back for a second time at the moment in April 2015. April is as you say out of season but its a great place to get some early sun, we've had 20 to 25°C this week with just one grey day. The beach at Maspalomas seems to get more sun than anywhere else even when its grey in PDI which is great for the nude beach at Kiosk 4. We've been to the Comeback bar most nights and its easy to meet people there. The Fun4four club is great although the music is just too loud -towels are 2 Euro each and you have to have them if you want to play. Secret next door has been busy this week but there's still plenty of room to lay down - a locker is 5 Euro which includes 2 towels. We'd tried Venus last year and not liked it but its been completely redone and enlarged for this year and is excellent and people are really nice. The 2x2 club at Sandia is however simply awful, it seems that people here are expected to leave their clothes in a locker and just walk around in pants - not so sexy; lots of heavy, beer drinking single men followed us everywhere so we left. Just a comment about car hire, don't book ahead or pickup from the airport as much better deals can be had at PDI, we paid 105 Euro for a Fiat Panda for 5 days with full insurance and no excess. Gran Canaria isn't a patch on Cap d'Agde in summer but its still too cold in France in April to nude sunbathe. Its also much cheaper than in France, its free entry to clubs (for couples) and drinks are normal bar prices. We'll definitely come back to Gran Canaria in autumn or spring." Great information | |||
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"Having just returned from Gran Canaria I thought I would share some of the swingers information I learned out there as before I went away I didn’t think there was that much useful or up to date info out there. This was our first visit there so we are by no means experts but we did do a lot of naughty things out there so definitely have some useful advice for others. The first thing that people should know is the summer season is off peak for swingers but that still doesn’t mean you can’t find plenty of action and our motto is it “Only takes one other couple or single guy to have a great time”. Speaking to the swingers clubs owners we were told peak season for swingers is September to January with lots of action in the Autumn months as Swingers from all over Europe take advantage of the fact it’s warm all year round. The second most important thing to know is that the main swingers resort is Playas Del Ingels where a huge Gay community exists alongside a large Swinger scene making for a really fun and liberated environment; though you still get plenty of families and children around the place so choose your hotel wisely. There are several places for you to get some good swingers fun and it seems you can get it pretty much any night of the week though weekends are more busy due to the locals also coming down from the main city of Las Palmas for some swingers action. I thought I would talk about the infamous “Dunes” first as there is a lot of negative posts about the hordes or horny sexual predators which I think is misleading. Playas Del Ingles Beach is pretty long and has Kiosks dotted along it every few hundred meters, the kiosks rent out sun loungers at 7 euros a day but you can also just lay on a towel for free and these kiosks tend to form groups of sunbathers. There are 3 nudist kiosks, the swingers one is Kiosk 4 a short walk from Faro Lighthouse, if you walk too far you’ll notice you in the gay nudist area next to the straight one. The beach area is supposedly just naturist only but later in the day when the non-swinger nudists go home things get a bit naughtier. The real action is the Dunes behind Kiosk 4, you can walk there easily from the beach and head into the bushy area. You will notice lots of singles guys wandering around either dressed or naked. If you enter here as a couple you can expect to be noticed an followed from a distance by horny single guys hoping to see some action. This is what most people complain about as it does feel strange being followed by naked horny guys who are happy to start wanking at you. If you’re a confident couple though then this shouldn’t phase you as no matter how many guys there are they a will respect a polite but firm “no”. The secret here is to casually walk amongst the bushes then cut through some of thicker vegetation out of sight so that you lose most of them. Then find a spot that cant be approached easily due to the thorny dense vegetation. There are a couple of great spots for this and it means guys can only view you from the other side of bushes and can’t actually get close with being very obvious. Then once you have found you spot, put a towel down and just chill for 10 to 15 minutes enjoying the sun. The horny guys will think you are not playing and just go away, some will try and get your attention by wanking loudly but you just look at them, laugh and say no and they soon get the point. When you feel comfortable you can then have some outdoor fun sex in the sand dunes and it really is a great experience doing it in such beautiful surroundings with clear blue skies above. There will always be a couple of single guys nearby watching, they will most likely try to approach you to join in but just say no and they back off. The beauty of there being several guys there is that the other guys will get pissed off in one guy is too pushy as he will spoil it for the rest of them so they actually help you out. Another really useful tip is have your camera out to film your fun as soon as you point the camera at the guys they get all scared of ending up on the internet so back off as don’t want their wives finding out lol. If you’re feeling adventurous and spot a guy or two you like you can invite them over one at a time to play with. They are very obedient and do what you say. We even got some of them to wank off into the sand in front of us whilst we teased them with our own sex. We also got one guy to hold our camera for us and take photos and videos whilst we play with each other and then gave him a blowjob as a reward lol. The main point about the dunes is there are a few horny single guys but the beach area but they just want a bit of fun and will do whatever you tell them as long as you are confident. To be fair we are a confident couple and not the kind of people you would want any issues with so we found it easy to confidently control the situation and soft played with up to 10 guys for a bit of fun. For good couple fun there are several swingers clubs in Playas Del Ingles and we were pleasantly surprised how nice they were and even though it was quiet season we were able to have a really good fun couple swapping session every time we went out. We played with a great English couple we will see again and was quite possibly one of our best ever sessions, a really sexy local Spanish couple who were just friends, he was a fireman and she was a competition figure model, and a very nice older German couple who we found great fun and very sexy proving that age is irrelevant in this scene. We also did a single guys night where we met a great local Spanish guy for a very naughty MMF session and then went on to play with a few other guys. At no point was the language barrier a problem as sex is a universal language. The clubs we went to were all with walking distance of the main Gay bars, club and shopping Centre known as Yumba Centre which is the most well know place in the area. Taxis are all less than 5 euros from any hotel to any swingers club, just don't fall for the old giving a 20 euro note and the driver swearing blind it was only a 5 euro note. Fun4all is a swingers resort but also a separate club right next to Secrets in Cita Centre. Its run by a Dutch couple, it offers an easily accessible and cosy swinger spot at Cita Shopping Centre. We were really surprised how sexy and cosy this place was. We’d have loved to go here with a couple to play all night in the really sexy and cosy environment. 2×2 in La Sandía Shopping Centre. This reminded us of Chameleons in Birmingham in that you get changed on arrival and then drink at the bar before going through to play on some of the fun rooms, sex swings and even a Car converted in to a bed. The staff were really friendly, gave us a great tour and answered loads of questions making us feel very welcome. We spoke to the Dutch owner before we left and he'd lived in the UK for some years and went Chameleons lots so I think that’s why it’s a very similar feel to that club which we liked as its great to get down to things from the start. Its a great club for finding nice single guys as all the couples there were into group sex with guys, which is something we like too when in the mood and we found a great spanish guy to do some straight MMF fun. Secrets Club is in the Cita Centre. This is the newest club on the island. It is 900 m2 and new decorated in a very nice style. There is a huge bar when you enter the club, the club is built in one large room. They had closed some parts of it off during the quiet season but it still felt huge, but at the same time there is always a nice, warm and cozy atmosphere. There are some nice play areas, both big but also more private. There is a rather large couple’s area, where singles are not allowed and we had some great sex here. We felt this place had the feel of top end Ibiza dance club but was for swingers and we really liked that idea as love clubbing in cool sexy clubs like Pacha, MOS and Gatecrasher and thought someone should do a swingers version of these clubs. The club is always nice and clean, with free condoms in the bar. You can ask for a key to a locker with clean towels inside. Normally there are both tourists and Spanish (Canarian) guests in the club, and very often a naughty atmosphere
Venus in the Cita not far from Secrets.
Venus is a nice modern club. It is nicely decorated with a lot of details. There is a big bar/dancing area, wellness area with a huge Jacuzzi and more playrooms. Its much smaller than Secrets but we liked that as it made the place feel full and we were talking to several couples in less than 10 minutes and playing with sexy older German couple in a private room in less than 30 minutes. This place had a really fun and lively atmosphere.
Luna is a club in the Cita centre near Venus that has the words Swingers Club on the walls outside and says couples welcome but is in fact a brothel. We are fine with that and there were some young sexy girls in there and had we not met other fun couples we’d have considered having a paid session with one of the girls there as single girls are rare to find so if you can afford it why not have it your way with a sexy young girl. If that’s not your thing though obviously don’t go in.
I’m sure I have missed a few things out and maybe covered things already mentioned elsewhere but as a first timer to the island and the scene there and having literally just arrived back today then I hope it will help other people who are also going for the first time.
One final tip, login to your Fab Swingers account via your iPhone or iPad and let it use your location as it will show you other Fab people nearby also on the island as well as let other know you are there. Fab should let you include Gran Canria as a location as its Europe’s 2nd most popular swingers destination but at least you can alert people you are there in your status bar and also by logging in whilst there and allowing it to show your location to others.
I hope that’s helps, we are definitely going back in Autumn as had so much fun and you can see the photos on our profile to prove it.
T & M xxx
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"Having just returned from Gran Canaria I thought I would share some of the swingers information I learned out there as before I went away I didn’t think there was that much useful or up to date info out there. This was our first visit there so we are by no means experts but we did do a lot of naughty things out there so definitely have some useful advice for others. The first thing that people should know is the summer season is off peak for swingers but that still doesn’t mean you can’t find plenty of action and our motto is it “Only takes one other couple or single guy to have a great time”. Speaking to the swingers clubs owners we were told peak season for swingers is September to January with lots of action in the Autumn months as Swingers from all over Europe take advantage of the fact it’s warm all year round. The second most important thing to know is that the main swingers resort is Playas Del Ingels where a huge Gay community exists alongside a large Swinger scene making for a really fun and liberated environment; though you still get plenty of families and children around the place so choose your hotel wisely. There are several places for you to get some good swingers fun and it seems you can get it pretty much any night of the week though weekends are more busy due to the locals also coming down from the main city of Las Palmas for some swingers action. I thought I would talk about the infamous “Dunes” first as there is a lot of negative posts about the hordes or horny sexual predators which I think is misleading. Playas Del Ingles Beach is pretty long and has Kiosks dotted along it every few hundred meters, the kiosks rent out sun loungers at 7 euros a day but you can also just lay on a towel for free and these kiosks tend to form groups of sunbathers. There are 3 nudist kiosks, the swingers one is Kiosk 4 a short walk from Faro Lighthouse, if you walk too far you’ll notice you in the gay nudist area next to the straight one. The beach area is supposedly just naturist only but later in the day when the non-swinger nudists go home things get a bit naughtier. The real action is the Dunes behind Kiosk 4, you can walk there easily from the beach and head into the bushy area. You will notice lots of singles guys wandering around either dressed or naked. If you enter here as a couple you can expect to be noticed an followed from a distance by horny single guys hoping to see some action. This is what most people complain about as it does feel strange being followed by naked horny guys who are happy to start wanking at you. If you’re a confident couple though then this shouldn’t phase you as no matter how many guys there are they a will respect a polite but firm “no”. The secret here is to casually walk amongst the bushes then cut through some of thicker vegetation out of sight so that you lose most of them. Then find a spot that cant be approached easily due to the thorny dense vegetation. There are a couple of great spots for this and it means guys can only view you from the other side of bushes and can’t actually get close with being very obvious. Then once you have found you spot, put a towel down and just chill for 10 to 15 minutes enjoying the sun. The horny guys will think you are not playing and just go away, some will try and get your attention by wanking loudly but you just look at them, laugh and say no and they soon get the point. When you feel comfortable you can then have some outdoor fun sex in the sand dunes and it really is a great experience doing it in such beautiful surroundings with clear blue skies above. There will always be a couple of single guys nearby watching, they will most likely try to approach you to join in but just say no and they back off. The beauty of there being several guys there is that the other guys will get pissed off in one guy is too pushy as he will spoil it for the rest of them so they actually help you out. Another really useful tip is have your camera out to film your fun as soon as you point the camera at the guys they get all scared of ending up on the internet so back off as don’t want their wives finding out lol. If you’re feeling adventurous and spot a guy or two you like you can invite them over one at a time to play with. They are very obedient and do what you say. We even got some of them to wank off into the sand in front of us whilst we teased them with our own sex. We also got one guy to hold our camera for us and take photos and videos whilst we play with each other and then gave him a blowjob as a reward lol. The main point about the dunes is there are a few horny single guys but the beach area but they just want a bit of fun and will do whatever you tell them as long as you are confident. To be fair we are a confident couple and not the kind of people you would want any issues with so we found it easy to confidently control the situation and soft played with up to 10 guys for a bit of fun. For good couple fun there are several swingers clubs in Playas Del Ingles and we were pleasantly surprised how nice they were and even though it was quiet season we were able to have a really good fun couple swapping session every time we went out. We played with a great English couple we will see again and was quite possibly one of our best ever sessions, a really sexy local Spanish couple who were just friends, he was a fireman and she was a competition figure model, and a very nice older German couple who we found great fun and very sexy proving that age is irrelevant in this scene. We also did a single guys night where we met a great local Spanish guy for a very naughty MMF session and then went on to play with a few other guys. At no point was the language barrier a problem as sex is a universal language. The clubs we went to were all with walking distance of the main Gay bars, club and shopping Centre known as Yumba Centre which is the most well know place in the area. Taxis are all less than 5 euros from any hotel to any swingers club, just don't fall for the old giving a 20 euro note and the driver swearing blind it was only a 5 euro note. Fun4all is a swingers resort but also a separate club right next to Secrets in Cita Centre. Its run by a Dutch couple, it offers an easily accessible and cosy swinger spot at Cita Shopping Centre. We were really surprised how sexy and cosy this place was. We’d have loved to go here with a couple to play all night in the really sexy and cosy environment. 2×2 in La Sandía Shopping Centre. This reminded us of Chameleons in Birmingham in that you get changed on arrival and then drink at the bar before going through to play on some of the fun rooms, sex swings and even a Car converted in to a bed. The staff were really friendly, gave us a great tour and answered loads of questions making us feel very welcome. We spoke to the Dutch owner before we left and he'd lived in the UK for some years and went Chameleons lots so I think that’s why it’s a very similar feel to that club which we liked as its great to get down to things from the start. Its a great club for finding nice single guys as all the couples there were into group sex with guys, which is something we like too when in the mood and we found a great spanish guy to do some straight MMF fun. Secrets Club is in the Cita Centre. This is the newest club on the island. It is 900 m2 and new decorated in a very nice style. There is a huge bar when you enter the club, the club is built in one large room. They had closed some parts of it off during the quiet season but it still felt huge, but at the same time there is always a nice, warm and cozy atmosphere. There are some nice play areas, both big but also more private. There is a rather large couple’s area, where singles are not allowed and we had some great sex here. We felt this place had the feel of top end Ibiza dance club but was for swingers and we really liked that idea as love clubbing in cool sexy clubs like Pacha, MOS and Gatecrasher and thought someone should do a swingers version of these clubs. The club is always nice and clean, with free condoms in the bar. You can ask for a key to a locker with clean towels inside. Normally there are both tourists and Spanish (Canarian) guests in the club, and very often a naughty atmosphere
Venus in the Cita not far from Secrets.
Venus is a nice modern club. It is nicely decorated with a lot of details. There is a big bar/dancing area, wellness area with a huge Jacuzzi and more playrooms. Its much smaller than Secrets but we liked that as it made the place feel full and we were talking to several couples in less than 10 minutes and playing with sexy older German couple in a private room in less than 30 minutes. This place had a really fun and lively atmosphere.
Luna is a club in the Cita centre near Venus that has the words Swingers Club on the walls outside and says couples welcome but is in fact a brothel. We are fine with that and there were some young sexy girls in there and had we not met other fun couples we’d have considered having a paid session with one of the girls there as single girls are rare to find so if you can afford it why not have it your way with a sexy young girl. If that’s not your thing though obviously don’t go in.
I’m sure I have missed a few things out and maybe covered things already mentioned elsewhere but as a first timer to the island and the scene there and having literally just arrived back today then I hope it will help other people who are also going for the first time.
One final tip, login to your Fab Swingers account via your iPhone or iPad and let it use your location as it will show you other Fab people nearby also on the island as well as let other know you are there. Fab should let you include Gran Canria as a location as its Europe’s 2nd most popular swingers destination but at least you can alert people you are there in your status bar and also by logging in whilst there and allowing it to show your location to others.
I hope that’s helps, we are definitely going back in Autumn as had so much fun and you can see the photos on our profile to prove it.
T & M xxx
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"Having just returned from Gran Canaria I thought I would share some of the swingers information I learned out there as before I went away I didn’t think there was that much useful or up to date info out there. This was our first visit there so we are by no means experts but we did do a lot of naughty things out there so definitely have some useful advice for others. The first thing that people should know is the summer season is off peak for swingers but that still doesn’t mean you can’t find plenty of action and our motto is it “Only takes one other couple or single guy to have a great time”. Speaking to the swingers clubs owners we were told peak season for swingers is September to January with lots of action in the Autumn months as Swingers from all over Europe take advantage of the fact it’s warm all year round. The second most important thing to know is that the main swingers resort is Playas Del Ingels where a huge Gay community exists alongside a large Swinger scene making for a really fun and liberated environment; though you still get plenty of families and children around the place so choose your hotel wisely. There are several places for you to get some good swingers fun and it seems you can get it pretty much any night of the week though weekends are more busy due to the locals also coming down from the main city of Las Palmas for some swingers action. I thought I would talk about the infamous “Dunes” first as there is a lot of negative posts about the hordes or horny sexual predators which I think is misleading. Playas Del Ingles Beach is pretty long and has Kiosks dotted along it every few hundred meters, the kiosks rent out sun loungers at 7 euros a day but you can also just lay on a towel for free and these kiosks tend to form groups of sunbathers. There are 3 nudist kiosks, the swingers one is Kiosk 4 a short walk from Faro Lighthouse, if you walk too far you’ll notice you in the gay nudist area next to the straight one. The beach area is supposedly just naturist only but later in the day when the non-swinger nudists go home things get a bit naughtier. The real action is the Dunes behind Kiosk 4, you can walk there easily from the beach and head into the bushy area. You will notice lots of singles guys wandering around either dressed or naked. If you enter here as a couple you can expect to be noticed an followed from a distance by horny single guys hoping to see some action. This is what most people complain about as it does feel strange being followed by naked horny guys who are happy to start wanking at you. If you’re a confident couple though then this shouldn’t phase you as no matter how many guys there are they a will respect a polite but firm “no”. The secret here is to casually walk amongst the bushes then cut through some of thicker vegetation out of sight so that you lose most of them. Then find a spot that cant be approached easily due to the thorny dense vegetation. There are a couple of great spots for this and it means guys can only view you from the other side of bushes and can’t actually get close with being very obvious. Then once you have found you spot, put a towel down and just chill for 10 to 15 minutes enjoying the sun. The horny guys will think you are not playing and just go away, some will try and get your attention by wanking loudly but you just look at them, laugh and say no and they soon get the point. When you feel comfortable you can then have some outdoor fun sex in the sand dunes and it really is a great experience doing it in such beautiful surroundings with clear blue skies above. There will always be a couple of single guys nearby watching, they will most likely try to approach you to join in but just say no and they back off. The beauty of there being several guys there is that the other guys will get pissed off in one guy is too pushy as he will spoil it for the rest of them so they actually help you out. Another really useful tip is have your camera out to film your fun as soon as you point the camera at the guys they get all scared of ending up on the internet so back off as don’t want their wives finding out lol. If you’re feeling adventurous and spot a guy or two you like you can invite them over one at a time to play with. They are very obedient and do what you say. We even got some of them to wank off into the sand in front of us whilst we teased them with our own sex. We also got one guy to hold our camera for us and take photos and videos whilst we play with each other and then gave him a blowjob as a reward lol. The main point about the dunes is there are a few horny single guys but the beach area but they just want a bit of fun and will do whatever you tell them as long as you are confident. To be fair we are a confident couple and not the kind of people you would want any issues with so we found it easy to confidently control the situation and soft played with up to 10 guys for a bit of fun. For good couple fun there are several swingers clubs in Playas Del Ingles and we were pleasantly surprised how nice they were and even though it was quiet season we were able to have a really good fun couple swapping session every time we went out. We played with a great English couple we will see again and was quite possibly one of our best ever sessions, a really sexy local Spanish couple who were just friends, he was a fireman and she was a competition figure model, and a very nice older German couple who we found great fun and very sexy proving that age is irrelevant in this scene. We also did a single guys night where we met a great local Spanish guy for a very naughty MMF session and then went on to play with a few other guys. At no point was the language barrier a problem as sex is a universal language. The clubs we went to were all with walking distance of the main Gay bars, club and shopping Centre known as Yumba Centre which is the most well know place in the area. Taxis are all less than 5 euros from any hotel to any swingers club, just don't fall for the old giving a 20 euro note and the driver swearing blind it was only a 5 euro note. Fun4all is a swingers resort but also a separate club right next to Secrets in Cita Centre. Its run by a Dutch couple, it offers an easily accessible and cosy swinger spot at Cita Shopping Centre. We were really surprised how sexy and cosy this place was. We’d have loved to go here with a couple to play all night in the really sexy and cosy environment. 2×2 in La Sandía Shopping Centre. This reminded us of Chameleons in Birmingham in that you get changed on arrival and then drink at the bar before going through to play on some of the fun rooms, sex swings and even a Car converted in to a bed. The staff were really friendly, gave us a great tour and answered loads of questions making us feel very welcome. We spoke to the Dutch owner before we left and he'd lived in the UK for some years and went Chameleons lots so I think that’s why it’s a very similar feel to that club which we liked as its great to get down to things from the start. Its a great club for finding nice single guys as all the couples there were into group sex with guys, which is something we like too when in the mood and we found a great spanish guy to do some straight MMF fun. Secrets Club is in the Cita Centre. This is the newest club on the island. It is 900 m2 and new decorated in a very nice style. There is a huge bar when you enter the club, the club is built in one large room. They had closed some parts of it off during the quiet season but it still felt huge, but at the same time there is always a nice, warm and cozy atmosphere. There are some nice play areas, both big but also more private. There is a rather large couple’s area, where singles are not allowed and we had some great sex here. We felt this place had the feel of top end Ibiza dance club but was for swingers and we really liked that idea as love clubbing in cool sexy clubs like Pacha, MOS and Gatecrasher and thought someone should do a swingers version of these clubs. The club is always nice and clean, with free condoms in the bar. You can ask for a key to a locker with clean towels inside. Normally there are both tourists and Spanish (Canarian) guests in the club, and very often a naughty atmosphere
Venus in the Cita not far from Secrets.
Venus is a nice modern club. It is nicely decorated with a lot of details. There is a big bar/dancing area, wellness area with a huge Jacuzzi and more playrooms. Its much smaller than Secrets but we liked that as it made the place feel full and we were talking to several couples in less than 10 minutes and playing with sexy older German couple in a private room in less than 30 minutes. This place had a really fun and lively atmosphere.
Luna is a club in the Cita centre near Venus that has the words Swingers Club on the walls outside and says couples welcome but is in fact a brothel. We are fine with that and there were some young sexy girls in there and had we not met other fun couples we’d have considered having a paid session with one of the girls there as single girls are rare to find so if you can afford it why not have it your way with a sexy young girl. If that’s not your thing though obviously don’t go in.
I’m sure I have missed a few things out and maybe covered things already mentioned elsewhere but as a first timer to the island and the scene there and having literally just arrived back today then I hope it will help other people who are also going for the first time.
One final tip, login to your Fab Swingers account via your iPhone or iPad and let it use your location as it will show you other Fab people nearby also on the island as well as let other know you are there. Fab should let you include Gran Canria as a location as its Europe’s 2nd most popular swingers destination but at least you can alert people you are there in your status bar and also by logging in whilst there and allowing it to show your location to others.
I hope that’s helps, we are definitely going back in Autumn as had so much fun and you can see the photos on our profile to prove it.
T & M xxx
"Great help thanks.. There at the end of Feb for the first time )) | |||
"We're staying Gold by Marina, 11th till 21st Sept. Will be out and about looking to socialise and have a laugh n fun. Looking forward to meeting new friends and possibly more. We are spontaneous rather than plan, quality rather than quantity. Hope to see you at socials, clubs or join us for evening romantic meals before possible .... . Donna & Mack xxx "How did you find the hotel and its location? We are there in Feb | |||
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"Wow, what a great write up. I'm taking my very vanilla wife to PDI on 4th Oct. I now have an idea of where to accidentally walk into. "oooo....get ready for the slap across the chops matey lol | |||
"Wow, what a great write up. I'm taking my very vanilla wife to PDI on 4th Oct. I now have an idea of where to accidentally walk into.
oooo....get ready for the slap across the chops matey lol"Only 1 1/2 years to late with the advice. Lol | |||
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"Gold by Marina is a great hotel... Only issue is that you can't go naked but it has a great location and the breakfast is to die for.... Popular with gay couples as well apparently. Easy walk to Cita (wouldn't bother) and closer to Yumbo which is great for evening goings on.. With 2X2 practically on site! Bar Imagine is a great place to meet new people and drink the night away and a nice walk from hotel... Tonny and Saskia are very welcoming and great hosts... Eternity is also a great fun place to spend a late night.... Then there are the dunes... Stunning scenery and fun in the sun and sand.... Just say No to the single guys if you don't want there attention. We will def be going back... Not many other places you can wear that dress on public!!! "we're visiting gold in April...... Looking forward to it..... Is there not a nude rooftop? Xxx | |||
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"we're visiting gold in April...... Looking forward to it..... Is there not a nude rooftop? Xxx" Sadly no. It is an adult hotel but not that adult. There are 2 buildings a tall apartment block and a shorter one. The shorter one is where the hot tub etc is and is overlooked.by the tall building. The brekkie is outstanding though. See you there in 5 and a bit weeks | |||
"Gold by Marina is a great hotel... Only issue is that you can't go naked but it has a great location and the breakfast is to die for.... Popular with gay couples as well apparently. Easy walk to Cita (wouldn't bother) and closer to Yumbo which is great for evening goings on.. With 2X2 practically on site! Bar Imagine is a great place to meet new people and drink the night away and a nice walk from hotel... Tonny and Saskia are very welcoming and great hosts... Eternity is also a great fun place to spend a late night.... Then there are the dunes... Stunning scenery and fun in the sun and sand.... Just say No to the single guys if you don't want there attention. We will def be going back... Not many other places you can wear that dress on public!!! we're visiting gold in April...... Looking forward to it..... Is there not a nude rooftop? Xxx"Unfortunately not  | |||
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"Hi all vacation newbies here! We are thinking about a visit to GC in late August 16. A few questions; 1. Are there many other likeminded couples going at this time as it appears most go either side of that time! 2. What is the local law like in terms of any outdoor fun in the dunes or on the beach because if Youporn is anything to go by anything goes anywhere that is a out of the family arena? Law, sex is frowned upon but the dunes are not frequented by the police that we saw, just a lot of horny blokes who have left they wives on the beach! Lol 3. Where is a good area to look for accommodation (we are not looking for a swingers complex however somewhere that is not so busy with families would be preferred). Have a look at Gold by Marina as its adults only but clothed.. There are a number of other adults only hotels as well but Gold is great and well situated.. Loot at trip advisor. 4. We have noted that the original post is over a year old so is there many places that have changed since this excellent piece was written? It is very well writen and still relevant... Imagine Bar in Gran Chaperal is new and well worth the walk out to... Tonny and Saskia are ace! Thanks in advance. P&K " | |||
"are there any swingers clubs, in porto rico?" No, playa del ingles is a short taxi ride away and there is a bus station in Puerto Rico regular buses go to PDI | |||
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"Thanks op! I'm going out for a few days with a couple of rather gorgeous fem friends - really hoping there'll be some hot single guys and couples out there to keep us entertained! "You'll have a blast! | |||
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"Thanks op! I'm going out for a few days with a couple of rather gorgeous fem friends - really hoping there'll be some hot single guys and couples out there to keep us entertained!
You'll have a blast! "Certainly hoping to! | |||
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"great read thanks we are there 3 july for 10 days but with our teenagers hoping to escape from them for a bit" I got back this time last week and it was quite dead in some of the clubs already 2x2 being the only real standout one where the fun was flowing. I'm back in late October to 10th November when it should be rampant but best of luck next week and have heaps of fun if and when you can. xxx | |||
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"We will be there 6th to 11th Oct can't wait!! Our first time so will need help with directions for the fun places to go " Same here... first things first... head to Imagine the night you get there!! Meet and greet night. | |||
"We will be there 6th to 11th Oct can't wait!! Our first time so will need help with directions for the fun places to go Same here... first things first... head to Imagine the night you get there!! Meet and greet night." Yep more than likely heading to imagine bar in CITA first before heading onto the club's later. Imagine bar can be a bit difficult to find for first timers though, had trouble finding it first time i went there but there is a map of CITA and directions to imagine bar on imagine's mobile website. | |||
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"Thanks for this post..We're going in April.. I hope it's not too quiet lol xx" We’re going in April. It’ll be anything but quiet!!! | |||
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"Are there any new clubs or things happening since this was written? I believe the imagine bar is now in the Cita center? We are due to fly out 3 weeks tomorrow and want to hit the ground running so to speak. Xx" Yeah there are so to save posting on here have done another thread of our own in this forum which hopefully will help... xx | |||
"Are there any new clubs or things happening since this was written? I believe the imagine bar is now in the Cita center? We are due to fly out 3 weeks tomorrow and want to hit the ground running so to speak. Xx" The imagine bar is indeed in the cita on the first floor. We will be updating our experiences next week, as moonlight dreams will also be added to the list. | |||
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"A post intended to share our views on the swinging clubs/bars we attended in November 15, April 16 and November 17. We have left reviews of clubs that are no longer open, to provide some history and save you the trouble if you are looking. Naturally this is subjective and any given day, at any given venue can be different. But with an abundance of venues, there is definitely something there for everyone. ****************************************************** Quick Guide of Venues & Locations Cita: Imagine Bar, Comeback Bar, Secret, Fun4All, Venus Nilo: Eternity, Moonlight Dreams La Sandia: 2x2, Bude 4 Maspalomas Beach: Kiosk 4 ****************************************************** Clubs ****************************************************** 2x2 - CC La Sandia (Located East Side, below ground level) Visited Monday night as it was couples only. Registered online for a VIP pass where you get BOGOF drinks for their 10-11 happy hour. No charge, nicely done out open bar area with friendly staff. The Pink lookalike makes a mean strawberry mojito! Second section play area including a car to play in. Very busy with sexy couples and a nice add-on is that they have an outside smoking area, very unique as most clubs smoke inside. (Review November 2015) Visited Monday for couples only night and had the same experience as our visit two years ago. No longer a Pink lookalike but a fantastic strawberry mojito! Met a few pleasant people and would still recommend 2x2. Definitely couples not looking for single men, a Monday is recommended, as discussions with locals and tourists suggest it can be a bit full on with single men on other nights. So if you are looking for single men, a night outside Monday would be worth considering. (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** Secret - CC Cita From the leaning tower side (East Side - Av. de Alamania), the first club on the right when heading to the basement. Minimum €10 spend for couples and 10-11 happy hour, buy one get one free. Over 900m2 of club, probably the biggest club and very nicely kitted out. Staff are friendly and OCD, which is great in a club as you know it is going to be clean and hygienic. The team go out their way to welcome you and we have nothing but positive words to share about this club. Hottub available, you pay €2 for a locker with two towels. As a mixed venue, There is a couples only area. Smoking is inside, but as a large club it isn't as noticeable as smaller venues. Highly recommend a visit here and possibly our favourite club. Visited Thursday (twice) Friday, Saturday & Sunday. Very busy all nights, slightly quieter on Sunday than the previous three. (Review November 2015) Subjectively, this is hands down our favourite club. We love the owners and our lovely friend behind the bar. They even arranged a party on my birthday! Putting this to one side, we think the atmosphere at Secret is a young vibe. The staff behind the bar are warm, friendly and mischievous. Plenty of banter between them and also with guests. The music is predominantly Latin beats and typically current. With Latin music hitting our mainstream, it’s music you can feel familiar with. The weekends are typically busier and have a European mix. Plenty of playing in the couples rooms. Lockers are now €5 though the drinks have stayed the same price more or less. They make fantastic cocktails and the sugar sweet and piña colada are two of our recommendations for the sweeter tooth swingers. (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** Fun4All - CC Cita Next door to Secret. Again a mixed venue and minimum €10 couple spend. Smaller environment but very friendly. Plenty of couples, appeared more sociable than some places like 2x2 where play is a higher focus, in our experience of one visit in each place. A bit smoky for us as the venue is smaller and lots of smokers. Definitely worth a visit. (Review November 2015) Again, consistent with our previous visits from last April and two years ago. Plenty of couples and we have found the mix is typically British, Irish, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish, German and Dutch. It is a small venue but this isn’t a bad thing as it brings people closer together and becomes a social arena with lots of dancing. My biggest criticism would be the playlist of music is still the same from two years before, to the point I knew what song was on next. However, it is music that al nations seem to know and sing along too. Summer of 69 belted out by 5 different nations may not be a bad thing after all. I’ll certainly be there in April 2018 for my fix of Black Eyes Peas Dirty Beat, as I believe Fun4All is the only club in the world, swinging or otherwise that plays this song! We found this time round that is was less smoky than normal, which was encouraging. (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** Venus - CC Cita Visited on Saturday for couples night. States that they open at 21:30, but appeared to be open at 22:00 like most clubs. Lovely decor, quite a few couples but similar to Fun4All, it seemed to be the older age groups that attended. Friendly staff though not as friendly as Secret & Full Swap. Gave us a club tour, but didn't explain the charges. It's €10 minimum spend, but if you use the hot tub and play areas, then minimum spend is €20, plus you pay €3 or €4 for a locker and towel (although this is included in the total spend). This left a bit of a bad taste in our mouth and think they could make charges far simply given there are many nationals that visit Gran Canaria. (Review November 2015) Currently closed, as Venus has moved. It’s still located in the Cita Basement a few doors away. Rumour is that it will reopen December 2017, so look forward to attending April 2018. Location is past Secret, Fun4All and Singing German bar & take the first left. Ahead you will see Bunny’s VIP Club. If you get to Bunny’s you have gone too far, as the door is on the right hand side before this, near a closed place called Chaps. (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** Full Swap - CC Cita (CLOSED) Diagonal and in the other corner to Secret and probably the first club you would get to from the Eifel Tower entrance. This club is new to the centre and one we think will be a hit. It's got fantastic decor, very clean and two young sexy girls that are attentive, affable and welcoming. Compared to Fun4All and Venus, I'd expect this place, whilst laid back, should attract the younger audience and the young at heart. Like all new clubs, it needs time to build up a reputation and it will get busier. You can imagine our delight when we were club hopping and saw three sexy young couples at different venues, all finally make their way into Full Swap. Definitely a great place to visit and I think I would love to see this club open at 8pm and be a meeting point, as well as a club to hang out until 6am! (Review November 2015) Full Swap is now closed and a ‘gentleman’s club. (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** Afridita - CC Cita (CLOSED) Unfortunately we never got to visit this club. It is now running as a gentleman’s club and they need to update the signs, which still say Swingers Club. (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** Eternity - CC Nilo Where most clubs are situated in Cita and Sandia is only 400 metres away, the Nilo centre is in the North part of PDI. We went on Friday, as we heard it is a place to visit. Saturday apparently has more couples. €20 entrance, which includes two drinks. €1 for a locker that includes 2 towels, 2 flip flops & 2 condoms. There were some hot young couples here and a nice hot tub, but we didn't feel the staff as welcoming as other clubs. There was no tour and the club didn't feel as clean as others. What was disappointing was to see a door of a dark room open and two used condoms on the floor. I know this can happen at any club and you cannot blame the staff for this, but parts looked a bit run down and maybe this gets reflected in some clientele not caring about the club. It certainly didn't leave a good first impression. I think we would try this club again but probably on a Saturday. (Review November 2015) Our first experience of this place when we visited on a Friday wasn't the most positive. We gave it the benefit of the doubt and had two Saturday nights here. A complete contrast from the first. Much busier and lots of sexy couples. Staff were warm and welcoming and Jose was fantastic. Definitely one to visit! (Review April 2016) Another 2 Saturdays spent at Eternity, albeit a bit later than usual. Ideally it is best to visit from 11pm, rather than 1am. Of all the clubs, this definitely has a more Spanish/Local feel and if you want to swing with the locals, then Saturday is a good night to attend. We do find that Eternity does get attended by quite a few German couples also. It’s still €20 to attend as a couple and includes 2 drinks. Lockers are now €1, which is returned out of the locker when you put you key in. Thank you Jose for the birthday cake and champers xx (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** Moonlight Dreams - CC Nilo Next door to Eternity and is relatively new. They have different theme nights each day including a €30 unlimited drinks night on Wednesdays. And couples night on Sundays. We went on Sunday, though it was at 2am with an hour left until closing. There were about 6 German couples who, like the owners, were friendly and welcoming. We assume that quite a few German Swingers reside close to the Nilo, as we’ve met quite a few in this area. The club is fresh, clean and have around 5 swinging summer huts with beds. Some lockable. We look forward to visiting again but going earlier next time. (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** Tu y Yo - CC San Agustin, then Nilo (CLOSED) Unfortunately a club we didn’t visit but was rumoured to be good. It moved to Nilo & I understand is now replaced as Eternity. (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** Pubs/Bars ****************************************************** Kiosk4 - Nudist Beach Maspalomas Situated on the south side. Walk through the archway of the riu hotel then through the dunes for 15 minutes and you will see a kiosk with a rainbow flag. This is the gay nudist beach and to the right of this is the "swinging" nudist beach and kiosk4. Simple and great for a drink in the open air and sun. Plenty of dunes around for people to have fun in, though we didn't experience. A meeting point for swingers during the day. (Review November 2015) We went to Kiosk 4 a few times and each time the bar was heaving, the beds packed out with lots of nudists and swingers. A good vibe and plenty of socialising at the bar from people of all nations. We drank Kopparberg Cider for €4. (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** Comeback bar - CC Cita (top floor) A small bar and typically a meeting point for swingers before they venture off to the clubs or stay and mingle. (Review November 2015) There had been some concerns that this bar had closed. On the contrary, it’s the busiest we have seen it and was heaving a few times. We seen to observe more Europeans than British/Irish but I think that could be down to Imagine Bar being more aligned to our culture. (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** Poison - CC Cita (basement) (CLOSED) For the nervous swingers, this would be a better option as it is a more discreet venue. Straight down the basement, past Secret and Fun4All and turn right. It is at the end with no other place in sight. It is small and cosy, looked friendly and welcoming. Everyone we have spoken with have been positive about this place. So whilst it wasn't our cup of tea and appealing to us, that's not to cross it off the list as people we the highest respect for, really enjoyed this venue. Our main concern was the size of the venue and that as non smokers (one with asthma) we were concerned that the smoke in the air would hang on us. (Review November 2015) Unfortunately no longer open. The owners have opened a new place on the top floor that is vanilla. There is rumour they will have a swingers night once a week, but to date nothing concrete. (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** Imagine Bar - CC Cita (Top floor) Previously located in CC Gran Chaparral and now located on the top floor of the Cita Centre. Best way to find Imagine Bar is to come in from Av. de Alamania (Leaning Tower entrance) and go straight up the stairs (stairs going down are to the swinging clubs). You’ll see Mach bar in front of you. Immediately turn left, past Marco Polo and Carlos V, then turn right. Keep walking and it’s on your left. Imagine Bar is for us THE meeting point and THE place to be before hitting the clubs. A good size, with nice decor and an excellent choice of drinks. The bar is for us the missing piece of the Cita Centre. Now there is an excellent meeting point before going on to a club, or even to stay back and enjoy a social night. The owners are fantastic and have given the place a very British/Irish/North European feel. They have a couple of girls working there who are absolutely lovely and make you feel welcome. This is driven from the top down, so you can expect a relaxed, friendly environment, you can’t go far wrong at the Imagine Bar. Personally, if possible, I would love to see Imagine Bar offer some hot/cold snacks. (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** Bude 4 - CC La Sandia (Located East Side, below ground level) To the right of 2x2. Was toying between defining this as a pub or a club. Opted for a pub, as it’s quite a relaxed feel. It is immaculate and very impressive in decor. The owner has put in a lot of effort and self pride into her club. It is very German and we personally found the owner warm and friendly. It’s a minimum €10 spend. We definitely would recommend using it as a pitstop before 2x2 and if you speak some German, you’ll definitely have a better experience here. (Review November 2017) ****************************************************** I hope the above provides some good information for people planning to visit Playa Del Ingles and Gran Canaria. In terms of accommodation, we find if you can source accommodation close to the Yumbo Centre, then you are central to the three centres that have swinging venues (Nilo to the north of the Yumbo, La Sandia just below East, and Cita to the South. All around a €3 Taxi ride or 15/20 minute walk). There are many great places including the Yumbo Centre to eat, drink and party. This is a lot of gay clubs and cabarets such as Ricky's and Sparkles that you can enjoy the drag queen shows. If you are a straight man, then the cruising clubs are not for you and you may want to give them a miss. The China Town buffet is fantastic value for money and do a fantastic sangria. Really friendly staff. Divinity is a karaoke bar for a song and a laugh. The Kasbah Centre has a Brasilian club, if you fancy some salsa and dancing and close by is Little Brasil for a churroscaria (eat as much meat) experience." DIVINITY is not just a bar for a song and a laugh. It's home to the most gorgeous man I have ever seen. Also blow jobs and naked dancing. Did you not go Coco Lounge? | |||
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