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By *ngie1962 OP Couple
over a year ago
Bedford |
As there is no club review section for this club we thought it appropriate to let a few know our experiences of the last two weeks. Tuesday 1 other couple 3 single guys Friday 3 couples a few singles a guy selling drugs following Thursday 2 single guys only and last night Friday us one couple until nearly 1:00 when two single local guys came in and on a score of 1-10 combined scored 3 .. Don't waste your money. |
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By *ngie1962 OP Couple
over a year ago
Bedford |
Only club on the island and let down by couples that turned out to be single guys including one that said " She has had to fly home to the uk can't come to my hotel but I can come to yours" we think FAB really needs to do something about these wankers xx |
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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago
newcastle |
We went in march and it was busier than suggested above. On the Sat night was about 10 couples a few single guys. We went the following Thurs with another couple and there was about 4 couples and 5 single guys.
On the plus side its nice and clean, good selection of beer (some free with entry) and friendly owners.
I'd say that if you go there with others you'll have a good time, but to go on spec then luck comes into it.
J & S |
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"As there is no club review section for this club we thought it appropriate to let a few know our experiences of the last two weeks. Tuesday 1 other couple 3 single guys Friday 3 couples a few singles a guy selling drugs following Thursday 2 single guys only and last night Friday us one couple until nearly 1:00 when two single local guys came in and on a score of 1-10 combined scored 3 .. Don't waste your money."
sorry we did warn you .. though im glad you scored a 3 thats 3 times higher than it was before .. and yes dont waste your money
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I have to say something about your comment. It´s a pitty you see it like this and I have seen you on the Friday. You were the couple who commented our manager on the problem that you did not know nobody and you could´t get connected with somebody else....a shame that happend but there were many more couples later when you left. Why did not come on the Saturday if you do not like single men?? Then you could had a good time.
About selling drugs in our club???
NOBODY SELLS DRUGS HERE!!
It is even not allowed to bring drugs into our club to use...we will not allowed that!!
We are swingers ourselfs for many years and If we visit clubs all over the world we do not need many people but only one to have a good time....IT IS NOT THE QUANTITY BUT QUALITY THAT COUNTS...
kind Regards SwingersTenerife |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" We went in march and it was busier than suggested above. On the Sat night was about 10 couples a few single guys. We went the following Thurs with another couple and there was about 4 couples and 5 single guys.
On the plus side its nice and clean, good selection of beer (some free with entry) and friendly owners.
I'd say that if you go there with others you'll have a good time, but to go on spec then luck comes into it. J & S"
We went on a July Saturday and it was ok, 5/6 couples and 4 single guys, all respectful, some Spanish and other foreign just us and another UK couple but we had a great night x |
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@_wingerstenerife
As you are members of this site - if you link fab to club mystic web site you could be on the clubs section like spice is and all the other clubs around the uk.
We are still researching our end of summer break and would love to have more European clubs that fab members have been to.
Sure - you will get some bad reviews - but we all have to take the rough with the smooth and it normally balances out if club mystique is a good venue.
Oh - and if you can get your friends at fun4two to do the same that would be great!  |
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Thanks, have send you a private message.
As you mentioned by some bad reviews, thats oke, but like I have writen to Angie1962 in private message, Now days are a like and no weeks are a like.
If we only have 2/3 couples a night we would´t excist for 4 years.
People can write a comment as this is a liberal and free world but it´s a pitty that sometimes, it´s to late. These people are already gone and the club can do nothing about this anymore....If guests comment the "problem" at the same night, then we are in a position to change something at the same time.
Anyway we are looking forward to exchange links and hope we can send more people to each other.
Kind Regards Nora (hope my English is oke...jejeje)  |
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By * PCouple
over a year ago
morpeth |
"Thanks, have send you a private message.
As you mentioned by some bad reviews, thats oke, but like I have writen to Angie1962 in private message, Now days are a like and no weeks are a like.
If we only have 2/3 couples a night we would´t excist for 4 years.
People can write a comment as this is a liberal and free world but it´s a pitty that sometimes, it´s to late. These people are already gone and the club can do nothing about this anymore....If guests comment the "problem" at the same night, then we are in a position to change something at the same time.
Anyway we are looking forward to exchange links and hope we can send more people to each other.
Kind Regards Nora (hope my English is
oke...jejeje) "
We are still planning to visit the club when we come over end of July beginning of August. We were at Gran Canaria last year same time, the clubs were quite but out of swinging season but we still had some fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have been to Mystique 2 and a half times over the last 4 years the half being me sitting outside from 11pm till 2am seeing if anyone went in. They didn't so I moped back to our apartment where Trace was asleep anyway, all made up with no where to go. Having been stung for 40 euros by a big bald fella on the door the 1st time we went I felt a cold concrete seat outside was the order of the night on this visit. To be fair the 2 twenties that stayed in my pocket did kind of help the chill from ending up in the base of my back.
I was of course warned by John & Mal who used to run Xtasia but like all Swingers I to am guilty of carrying around an optimistic air that whispers in my ear that things will be different when we go.
We have visited Tenerife a few times since but never been tempted again and yes' I did consider the thermal cushion option but seeing as you kinda stick out like a sore thumb sitting outside in an open square I swerved the temptation and had a cocoa.
For me the sad thing is that I personally felt that this was one of the most beautifully well thought out clubs that I had ever been to. If you moved it to the UK then it would clean up.
I agree that it is more about quality than quantity but then you have to add compatibility to that mix and to have any chance of that then you just gotta have 10-15 couples in to stand a chance.
We have just come back from the Gran Canaries and partied hard all weekend inc Sunday in a club that was really nice but not on par with Mystique so for me it just has to be that Tenerife has a limited audience.
Nobody's fault as the club is beautiful.
The bottom line is this..your as well spend a few quid in there where you will at least have the chance of action (however remote) instead of stuck in some other Vanilla bar that only promotes live sports on Sky and cheap iffy breakfasts.
Don't go the cocoa route like me cus its not all that and when you lose that optimistic air there is nowt left other than dogs and duvets the two biggest killers of any a Saturday Night out.
Go with no expectations and you may just drop on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have been visiting this club in Tenerife for a few years now, and have to agree with the previous post, that if it moved to the UK (Albeit without the UK weather), it would be one of the best clubs around.
Yes, its hit and miss how many people actually attend on a night, but generally the calibre of people, (even on a quiet night) has been of a very high standard.
Please bear in mind you are in a club in SPAIN, so don't expect everyone that attends to speak English (we never had to do much talking, come on its a swingers club, let your bodies do the talking) Its always been a great mixture of nationalities when we have attended, and the hosts have always come and spoken to us personally to say hello.
Go with an open mind, and don't expect it to be the same as some of the more 'basic' clubs in the UK. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have visited the club on more than one occasion and we have enjoyed the surroundings and people in the club the owners are very friendly and we had fun.I think it is just luck but its up to us the punters to visit then we can all be content. |
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By *rabesqueCouple
over a year ago
Lo Pagan, Murcia Spain |
Mystique
We went to mystique on sat 6th and sat 13th and just want to say that this club is superb and we're really glad that above reviews didn't put us off because we had an amazing time on both occasions. The owners made a great effort in making every one having a sexy time to the extent that they stayed open till 5am because lots of couples were playing. The first Saturday there were great crowd but second Saturday there were about 30 couples. We met Spanish, German, English couples and all of very high standards and all spoke English and No DRUGS were sold as mentioned in above review (are you sure it was Mystique you've been to?)
On the overall we loved the place and to anyone thinking of going we say go and see yourself how lovely this club is. You'll love the indoor and outdoor playrooms, music, drinks and food. |
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By *ytraCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
We have not been to Tenerife for a couple of years, but did visit Mystique the last time we were there (was an August). It was busy while we were there I would say a good 10 or so couples and a similar amount of singles. Everyone was polite and courteous. As others have said the club is really nice, clean and welcoming.
When we eventually get back to Tenerife we will definately visit the club again. |
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We went to Mystique last Friday and we loved it. We estimate there were about 15 couples & 10 single men there, much busier than we expected.
It's very dark in there, which gives it a very sexy, erotic feel. We thought the club was excellent, just a shame it's not near Leeds.
We will definitely go there again.
Annie & Phil xx |
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i used to own and live in an apt just behind mystiques since it opened. the problem with thelack of attendance is that most holidaymakers in Playa de las americas arent going there to swing and if they do they pick up in bas theres tons of action going on in the clubs and bars but not in swingers clubs. if you want a "swining type holday" go to a operator who specialises in these things like "spice" |
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Its unfortunate that the initial review only choose to focus on the people in the club.
Yes, a club can only be as good as the people in it, but even so, a good description of that the club was like, its facilities, if it was clean, what were the staff like, is going at least give an idea of what the club might actually be like during a more peak time.
We had one review in for this club, so will add here it was 3.5 out of 5. Quoting parts of it as it was quite long - 'Visited on a Saturday, in September. Around 15 couples in. Fun club, very clean, a little on the small side but that had the plus of not needing too many people to seem busy. There was an outdoor area for smokers, a jacuzzi, a couple of dark areas and a couple of play rooms. It seemed to be a good place to meet people to go on and play elsewhere later. The club is open almost all week, but we only went on the Saturday, so can't comment on other days. Found the club no problem, website in four languages, well laid out and easy to use.'
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"Its unfortunate that the initial review only choose to focus on the people in the club.
Yes, a club can only be as good as the people in it, but even so, a good description of that the club was like, its facilities, if it was clean, what were the staff like, is going at least give an idea of what the club might actually be like during a more peak time.
We had one review in for this club, so will add here it was 3.5 out of 5. Quoting parts of it as it was quite long - 'Visited on a Saturday, in September. Around 15 couples in. Fun club, very clean, a little on the small side but that had the plus of not needing too many people to seem busy. There was an outdoor area for smokers, a jacuzzi, a couple of dark areas and a couple of play rooms. It seemed to be a good place to meet people to go on and play elsewhere later. The club is open almost all week, but we only went on the Saturday, so can't comment on other days. Found the club no problem, website in four languages, well laid out and easy to use.'
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theres no doubt the facilities in this club are second to none. theres been a lot of money spent , BUT as i said before in Playa most of the action goes on in bars and nite clubs , its a shame cos if this club was in London or Brum it would clean up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We go to Tenerife every year for a bit of winter sun, and on every occasion we have visited this club as it is beautiful, clean and always has nice respectful well presented people. There have been occasions when there may only be 6 or 7 in but there has also been occasions when we couldn't get a seat in the bar area due to it being so busy, the owners are lovely people as is the doorman who always go out of their way to greet you. This club is far better than most in England, give them a try you wont regret it. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're heading on June about 7/8 of us hopefully help fill what is a stunning beautiful club that could be a great club if more Brits went when on holiday here |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
I went to Mystiques with my ex partner about October 2014. Although fairly quiet, we had a great time. I recall looking over the balcony wearing very little, watching holiday makers strolling along the seafront. They couldn't see me and I felt very liberated and rather naughty 
The club was very clean and there were plenty of open areas as well as discrete areas to play in.
The lady hosting it was very friendly. I would happily return if I went to Tenerife again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been a couple of times over the last 3 years and we found the club to be quite busy and we had a great time. Clean and great staff. We did go on Saturday nights in September if that helps. |
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"Is it open in January we are there on the 5th for a week,if so what's the busiest night,thanks"
Hello, yes We are open all Year round! January is still winter high season and lots of people in the club always every day...Saturday is couples only with garanteed minimum 30/35 couples or more....all depends on what You are looking for....You are welcome, or just contact us by private message xxxx Nora |
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We generally go to Tenerife early Nov and have visited the club for the last 5 years and always on a Sat night. As with any club it can be hit and miss as to who and how many attend, but its always had a reasonable crowd. And it is a nicely laid out club and very clean, lovely lying on the beds and hearing the sea mixed with moans of pleasure lol! We are coming over mid Feb 2017, is it still 30plus couples then? |
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"We generally go to Tenerife early Nov and have visited the club for the last 5 years and always on a Sat night. As with any club it can be hit and miss as to who and how many attend, but its always had a reasonable crowd. And it is a nicely laid out club and very clean, lovely lying on the beds and hearing the sea mixed with moans of pleasure lol! We are coming over mid Feb 2017, is it still 30plus couples then?"
Yes, also in February "minimum" 30/35 couples....most Saturdays more then 40 but i better say the minimum jejejejeje
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks Nora, we have been to your Club many times and have always been treated in a professional and discreet manner by your excellent staff.
We always look forward to going into the Mystique and to savour the exciting buzz and magical atmosphere your Club always generates. As I said in a previous post your place is called Mystique........ for a reason. x  |
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Jesus Christ it's a niche market and your away enjoying a hol/sun and have an option in your resort to get ya kicks and moan it's quiet ! Wow I take my hat of to them for staying open it must be tuff for them too. I go and support them when ever were there.
Lovely club inside , they can't force a crowd. Fwiw it's always be ok for numbers when we have visited. |
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been many times including the opening night. lovely club. always changing. seems to be a different room every time. from steamy hot tub. to private rooms to everyone in the middle. something for everyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love, love, love this club!
We try and go each time we visit the island, as always a sexy mix of sexy people,and the staff have always gone out of their way to make it a friendly atmosphere.
Definitely recommend for anyone visiting Tenerife. |
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"we know but surely a few would be okay haha! Can't go on a Friday!  "
Saturday is couples only night and single men are not allowed in but we have also quite a lot of couples who like to swing separate from there partner....woman goes with a couple and the man goes with another couple...all different fantasies  |
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Went on Saturday just gone , great club really well set out , we loved the place , full of sexy people , only down side was a single guy seemed to be there and he was a pain who kept popping his head in and sat wanking , all in all loved it and will be back next time in Tenerife x |
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"Hi we are looking to attend end of April any idea how busy it gets xx "
April is still very busy in Tenerife and afcores also in Mystique!! Every day great ambiance xxxx you are very welcome...send me a private message if you have any questions |
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By *wedish2Couple
over a year ago
ayrshire scotland |
"Any single guys going Friday 24th?
Don't get there until 18th so cannot go the fabswingers event on the 17th  "
you can always go for drinks with us.sorry you cant make 17th as were hosting the event.give us a shout when your here xx caroline and robin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have been many times now and i cannot fault it ...all the staff especially sexy debbie on reception are wonderful and polite great facilities...one of the best clubs around Xxxx |
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First time going to a swingers club. Went on a Saturday night in July. There were about 7 couples. We didn't get up the nerve to go into the back. Stayed a couple of hours, no one approached us and being new to it all we didn't know what the protocol was with approaching them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whenever I am in tenerife sur..I always see to it that I visit this friendly and nice club...in my experienced friday and saturday are often busier and mostly later in the evening...plenty of couples esp fridays and saturdays...
Nobody sells or offer drugs in the club and I do not think they will tolerate that... I am very surprised about the feedback and not fair...xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In Tenerife now and thinking of visiting this club tonight or tomorrow night...does any ladies or couples fancy meeting up and going here?..never been to a club before x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As there is no club review section for this club we thought it appropriate to let a few know our experiences of the last two weeks. Tuesday 1 other couple 3 single guys Friday 3 couples a few singles a guy selling drugs following Thursday 2 single guys only and last night Friday us one couple until nearly 1:00 when two single local guys came in and on a score of 1-10 combined scored 3 .. Don't waste your money."
Dosen't look good then. I'm going to Tenerife for the first time on Weds. Were there any better places you could recommend? Although as you visited this place a few times it sounds like the options are limited |
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"As there is no club review section for this club we thought it appropriate to let a few know our experiences of the last two weeks. Tuesday 1 other couple 3 single guys Friday 3 couples a few singles a guy selling drugs following Thursday 2 single guys only and last night Friday us one couple until nearly 1:00 when two single local guys came in and on a score of 1-10 combined scored 3 .. Don't waste your money.
Dosen't look good then. I'm going to Tenerife for the first time on Weds. Were there any better places you could recommend? Although as you visited this place a few times it sounds like the options are limited "
We go every New Year & its busy. Saturday night is predominantly couples so a great vibe. Been 1 x Friday and that was fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We went with a few friends in one Saturday night in January,and it was full we had a grate night, we did find it a bit dark in places but other than that it was good |
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Ive lived here for 11,yrs,used the club with my ex gf and on my own,John and Nora are great hosts,there are no drugs in the club,it is spotlessly clean and well policed for everyones safety,like any other swingers club,nights vary,its pot luck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My gf and I went in January
No complaints what so ever
It was a Friday night
Lots of couples and a few single men
Very clean the owners were friendly
We hope to return |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are in Tenerife from next Fri 19th (April).
Will be in Mystique either on that Fri or Saturday.
Been a couple of times before and really enjoyed it both times especially last NYE."
That’s when we went
Had a great time
Hostess is stunning
We hope to go back again soon
My gf didn’t get hassle a few single men approached but a no thanks was enough |
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"Let us know how you went on and if a good night there.
Been a couple of times but both were Saturdays."
Will do this will be our first ever visit to a club so don’t know what to expect but will try and go a couple of times while we’re here and see how it goes x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was going to send you a private message about the club but apparently too old. That’s Age Discrimination....ha.ha..."
No when we went it was all ages
Singles and couples
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"Let us know how you went on and if a good night there.
Been a couple of times but both were Saturdays.
Will do this will be our first ever visit to a club so don’t know what to expect but will try and go a couple of times while we’re here and see how it goes x"
it's a lovely club. the weekends are busier. as the locals normally go on a weekend. x |
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"I was going to send you a private message about the club but apparently too old. That’s Age Discrimination....ha.ha..."
completely forgot about the filters! They’re so out of date now as we’ve had the profile awhile. Need to update them x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We went last night and had a fab time the club is great with plenty of rooms to play in. It wasn’t very busy but it’s expected for a Tuesday night. Planning on going again on Friday  x"
We went on a Friday and was very busy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to club mystique last night with my girl friend had amazing time on our first visit 5 or 6 couples and few single guys all very respectable had fun in the couples area hope to return this week again on Sat. club is very clean and full of surprises xx |
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