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Definitive Club Etiquette
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"Id rather know all first timers had been spoken to rather than left to read something. " But it's also good to give those that do bother to read before going to a club for the first time a good and informed guide to etiquette in clubs, as well as being told the same whilst being given a tour of the club on thier first visit. | |||
"Id rather know all first timers had been spoken to rather than left to read something. " Theres nothing saying they wont be spoken to as well, its something a little extra to give them an idea about clubs and what to expect etc | |||
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"tell sngle guys the ladies toilets are for ladies only.we were in a mcr club on friday night mrs d walked into the ladies to find an ethnic guy peeing in there claimed he didnt understand lol thats after he was given the tour and after i (mr d) caught him peering round the door 10 minutes earlier and told him he was out of order." I fail to see why you need to comment on his ethnicty? | |||
"When single guys approach a couple don't just speak to the female half ! " At a Greedy Girl Club event that a fem had invited me too I thought I'd go and chat to a couple sitting on the sidelines.. "Can't you see we're having a private conversation" barked the man... Thing is they hadn't said a word for ages... Club etiquette lessons for couples maybe.... TBH I didn't really give a toss BUT was taken back by his rudeness, when a simple no thanks would have been OK. miserable so and so, maybe they had come in on the wrong day... | |||
"Id rather know all first timers had been spoken to rather than left to read something. But it's also good to give those that do bother to read before going to a club for the first time a good and informed guide to etiquette in clubs, as well as being told the same whilst being given a tour of the club on thier first visit. " The way i read the original post was that this was something to read at the club. To me I would hope all clubs have something on their website like has been copied above. To me, all clubs should have rules and more general advice on line so people can digest it. And a tour should cover that too. Reading up on how to behave once you are inside is too late in my opinion. I think it is the lodge tgat's insists on first timers attending a social and I'd encourage that sort of initiative over this as it ensures an understanding that this doesn't. | |||
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"Id rather know all first timers had been spoken to rather than left to read something. But it's also good to give those that do bother to read before going to a club for the first time a good and informed guide to etiquette in clubs, as well as being told the same whilst being given a tour of the club on thier first visit. The way i read the original post was that this was something to read at the club. To me I would hope all clubs have something on their website like has been copied above. To me, all clubs should have rules and more general advice on line so people can digest it. And a tour should cover that too. Reading up on how to behave once you are inside is too late in my opinion. I think it is the lodge tgat's insists on first timers attending a social and I'd encourage that sort of initiative over this as it ensures an understanding that this doesn't. " Sorry but was looking for positive input from people rather than negatives at each stage. All we are trying to obtain is a good etiquette guide, for where-ever we may wish to use it, a web site, a wall, another club that hadn't thought about it at all, etc. It was aimed for open discussion to answer the point and maybe come up with something lots of places could utilise. | |||
"Id rather know all first timers had been spoken to rather than left to read something. But it's also good to give those that do bother to read before going to a club for the first time a good and informed guide to etiquette in clubs, as well as being told the same whilst being given a tour of the club on thier first visit. The way i read the original post was that this was something to read at the club. To me I would hope all clubs have something on their website like has been copied above. To me, all clubs should have rules and more general advice on line so people can digest it. And a tour should cover that too. Reading up on how to behave once you are inside is too late in my opinion. I think it is the lodge tgat's insists on first timers attending a social and I'd encourage that sort of initiative over this as it ensures an understanding that this doesn't. Sorry but was looking for positive input from people rather than negatives at each stage. All we are trying to obtain is a good etiquette guide, for where-ever we may wish to use it, a web site, a wall, another club that hadn't thought about it at all, etc. It was aimed for open discussion to answer the point and maybe come up with something lots of places could utilise. " Would also advise newbies to speak up if they feel rules are being bent or they are unhappy about something. Some people take liberties with newbies. There should be clear rules about "everybodys" conduct at a club and what people should do if they feel it's not being adhered to. With regard to input - i think _tasias (spelling?) website is probably the best for advise to newbies we've seen - dont think you really need input tbh! | |||
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"Heres some Signs that just Dont Work PLEASE Put used Condoms in the Bins Please Wipe the Beds and clean up your used Tissues etc, after yourselves. No Mobile Phones No Chewing Gum PLEASE put Cigarette Butts in the Receptacles Provided Not on the Floor We Aim to Please your AIM will Help Do NOT Throw tissues in the Urinals Please DO NOT Throw Paper Hand Towels, or Wet Wipes, Condoms in the Toilets. Please do not throw our re usable Glasses in the Bins. And the worst one PLEASE LADIES NO HEELS ON THE BEDS As we know you can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink" PMSL, good to know you have the same problems  Think if we ask them to do all of these, they'll stop?? | |||
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"could well do , if you do find a solution please share lol " Slippers?? | |||
"Heres some Signs that just Dont Work PLEASE Put used Condoms in the Bins Please Wipe the Beds and clean up your used Tissues etc, after yourselves. No Mobile Phones No Chewing Gum PLEASE put Cigarette Butts in the Receptacles Provided Not on the Floor We Aim to Please your AIM will Help Do NOT Throw tissues in the Urinals Please DO NOT Throw Paper Hand Towels, or Wet Wipes, Condoms in the Toilets. Please do not throw our re usable Glasses in the Bins. And the worst one PLEASE LADIES NO HEELS ON THE BEDS As we know you can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink" Still giggling here!! .. | |||
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This is just our opinion but based on experience would work | |||
"Men: 1. Put your cock away...for now. 2. This isn't the Promised Land of Pussy. Just because you have paid your entrance fee, it doesn't mean you are guaranteed sex. 3. If you do have success, don't stand around loudly comparing notes with other men. Asking "how many have you had?" might seem clever to you, but many people find it offensive. Don't have a right old laugh discussing "that old bird/slut/fat chick/slapper" you have been trying to persuade to blow you. It will carry across the club, and you WILL be overheard by the subject or their friends sooner or later. The management accepts no responsibility for kickings or snapped penii dealt out to loudmouths. 4. If people are playing in public, it doesn't mean "Come and get some". Keep your hands to yourself until you are invited. Similarly, shut the fuck up when others are playing. No-one wants to hear you talking about your clutch pedal with your mate, it puts people off their stroke. If it's a BDSM scene you are viewing, don't wince loudly, discuss how terrible it looks, or how you can't understand how anyone likes that sort of thing. If you don't like it, fuck off. Quietly. 5. Don't run round like a dog with two dicks. You aren't missing anything that hasn't happened before or won't happen again. Calm down, there will be plenty to see and perhaps do if you aren't panting in the corner like you have just sprinted for the last bus. Desperation isn't attractive and people aren't going to jump back onto each other just because you weren't there to see it. Have patience though, and you might be in the right place at the right time when something else sparks off. Ladies. You are going to be hit on again and again and again. If you want to use the sauna, alone, don't huff and puff when you are joined by lots of new man friends ( some of whom won't speak to you, just sit their rubbing their cocks). If you want peace and quiet, the municipal sports centre is down the road. Couples. If a single man approaches you, don't scowl at him because you'd rather meet a single bi fem who looks like Elle McPherson. He would too. Be realistic. Not all men have 9" cocks and bodies like Brad Pitt. (Except me) Middle age spread and Male Pattern Baldness are not crimes (yet), so don't sneer at those who are afflicted - they have feelings too. When insulted, they may retaliate by mentioning your wife's jelly-belly, and you know how that brings the curtain crashing down on a night of sexy fun, don't you? Etc Etc "Excellent 
I would add for the single guys though.
By all means try to break the ice and chat to a couple, but chat to the COUPLE. Don't stand staring for half an hour then wait for the male half to go to the toilet then hit on the lady while she is alone. | |||
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 and always ask ... What's the worst a couple can say to a single guy when he asks "do you want some company ?" No thanks !!! Pick your ego up and move on .... Clubs are amazing places and every night is a new experience have fun xx lee  | |||
but he missed the bit about simple respect. Simply respect everyone or respectfully fuck off | |||
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"could well do , if you do find a solution please share lol Slippers?? "Branded slippers! | |||
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