Remember it's an entire person not just a selection of orifices on the other side.
And that most of us are asked how we are at least 30 times a day by random noodles looking for attention.
And that we can (or should be able to) read the profile to find out about you generally, so just telling us about you is pointless.
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Before messaging, do read their profile (meaning read the actual text, don't concentrate on just the photos). Try and come up with something original instead of just "hi", "how are you", "up to much" etc, and try to show you have actually read their profile.
I will tell you a secret- you need to catch us in the right mood, preferably not after we have just had 20 unsolicited dick pics on our inbox or some random strangers telling us how they want to destroy all our holes... What I am trying to convey, it is very tricky, getting a convo going on here. It's best to stick to meeting people in person, and keep to messaging on here just to stay in touch. |
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I keep my messages short.
I have made a concerted effort to create a detailed bio with a wide range of pics.
I suggest that if they have time to have a look at it and are interested, they should, "feel free to message."
I don't send out first messages very often. I usually receive first messages. |
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"I will tell you a secret- you need to catch us in the right mood, preferably not after we have just had 20 unsolicited dick pics on our inbox or some random strangers telling us how they want to destroy all our holes... What I am trying to convey, it is very tricky,"
To add to that.
If I see someone that I'm very interested in, I won't send them a message until I can see they're online, as I feel it's more chance of being read. |
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"I’ve tried every way to message a female on here but yet no results . Any tips ? Or advise "
Yoni tantric massage- it’s takes a while to get good at it but the orgasms that a woman will have are prolonged and mind blowing |
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"I’ve tried every way to message a female on here but yet no results . Any tips ? Or advise
Yoni tantric massage- it’s takes a while to get good at it but the orgasms that a woman will have are prolonged and mind blowing "
Think I need to go to Specsavers  |
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"I’ve tried every way to message a female on here but yet no results . Any tips ? Or advise
Yoni tantric massage- it’s takes a while to get good at it but the orgasms that a woman will have are prolonged and mind blowing
Think I need to go to Specsavers "
Lol. "Massage" and "message" are way too similar words . Just pretend that was your suggestion of how to message a woman- by offering a Yoni massage  |
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"Tell them about your new porsche youve just bought and ask them would you like dinner at a top restaurant and you'll pick her up,afterwards you can go for a drive to a quiet country pub."
That may work on Tinder... Not every woman is a gold digger! |
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By *lan157Man
over a year ago
a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex |
Read the profile .
Read the profile again.
Think about why you overlooked not meeting all requirements. Perfect match ? Send the message and forget about it . |
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By *ion ManMan
over a year ago
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Treat ppl how you want to be treated be polite and if it’s a no say no worries and thanks for the reply. Think main thing for especially us single guys to remember is not everyone is for everyone. Also I always put a few face pics it’s not blind date |
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"I’ve tried every way to message a female on here but yet no results . Any tips ? Or advise
Yoni tantric massage- it’s takes a while to get good at it but the orgasms that a woman will have are prolonged and mind blowing
Think I need to go to Specsavers
Lol. "Massage" and "message" are way too similar words . Just pretend that was your suggestion of how to message a woman- by offering a Yoni massage "
What a plonker I am! I don’t think that creates a good first impression - ‘ oh hello I just wanted to send you a short massage, have you ever tried Yoni message!’ |
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"Tell them about your new porsche youve just bought and ask them would you like dinner at a top restaurant and you'll pick her up,afterwards you can go for a drive to a quiet country pub.
That may work on Tinder... Not every woman is a gold digger! "
‘Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas’ |
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