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By *elrond OP   Man  over a year ago

Harrow

Hi, has anyone attended the Thursday afternoon 'Ladies for Lunch' events at Heathrow Kestrels? Is it worth attending for single guys? Was wondering if it was particularly quiet or not.

Thanks

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By *yphodMan  over a year ago

London

It was very quiet October/November/December

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By *elrond OP   Man  over a year ago

Harrow

Thanks. Ok so not great for single guys.

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

Always worth a visit for the facilities with any fun being a bonus. Might pop down tomorrow

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By *ames1ukMan  over a year ago

surrey

Mite head Down today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was it any good… thinking of going soon?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does anyone go to Ladies for Lunch on Thursdays? We are planning a visit in March but just wondering what it is like and what the ratios are? Do many females or couples attend?

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By *eardedMasterandCuntessCouple  over a year ago

Longcross

It’s totally hit and miss on a Thursday. Been before and a good mix of couples and men, other times a complete sausage fest. I’d say give it a go but asking on here if people are going first may help a bit more!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s totally hit and miss on a Thursday. Been before and a good mix of couples and men, other times a complete sausage fest. I’d say give it a go but asking on here if people are going first may help a bit more!"

Thanks for the advice - will definitely do that.

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By *orestguy28Man  over a year ago

Glos

I went today and it was very busy with fellow single males. Only one couple and they were followed and hounded by some blokes who have no idea!! Give people time and space to feel at ease and you might get to see a little more at least.

It’s a spa first and foremost so go without expectations and be patient and enjoy the facilities. It could do with being better supported though tbh and perhaps for single ladies this event should be free and maybe half price for couples. Even then it’s not a given.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I went today and it was very busy with fellow single males. Only one couple and they were followed and hounded by some blokes who have no idea!! Give people time and space to feel at ease and you might get to see a little more at least.

It’s a spa first and foremost so go without expectations and be patient and enjoy the facilities. It could do with being better supported though tbh and perhaps for single ladies this event should be free and maybe half price for couples. Even then it’s not a given."

Doesn’t sound very good.

We like single males at clubs but Dora wouldn’t want to be there with so few other women.

Ladies free or half price would probably liven things up but also attract even more disparity of men.

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By *orestguy28Man  over a year ago

Glos


"I went today and it was very busy with fellow single males. Only one couple and they were followed and hounded by some blokes who have no idea!! Give people time and space to feel at ease and you might get to see a little more at least.

It’s a spa first and foremost so go without expectations and be patient and enjoy the facilities. It could do with being better supported though tbh and perhaps for single ladies this event should be free and maybe half price for couples. Even then it’s not a given.

Doesn’t sound very good.

We like single males at clubs but Dora wouldn’t want to be there with so few other women.

Ladies free or half price would probably liven things up but also attract even more disparity of men. "

It’s a tough one really because it is a business all said and done so they wouldn’t want to turn away single males. There were at least 4 new members being shown around yesterday afternoon. That’s £60pp with membership and entry alone. Not forgetting swingers club or not it is first and foremost advertised as a spa. Some of the single blokes came and went quite quickly - well the impatient ones anyway.

Perhaps rename the event on Thursday if it’s not working out as it is and suggest it’s a Greedy Milf event and market it towards those that are specifically looking to play. Ratio the male numbers by pre booking and taking a percentage of the event fee. Cap the event time wise too.

The spa can’t afford to lose its identity and core members who feel comfortable just because of a few frustrated guys with high expectations. I love it in there for the nakedness whether I drop lucky or not.

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By *eardedMasterandCuntessCouple  over a year ago

Longcross

It’s a difficult one, I went (make half) yesterday to relax and chill and yes the couple got harassed by some of the men there. Experienced couples would have told them to piss off and experienced naturist/swingers would have not harassed them. So it’s a tale of the wanking dead newbie that just thinks they pay entry so they get a shag!

Some Thursdays have been the other way though, 4-5 couples and only just into double figures of men.

Like I have said here before, best to try and see if other couples are going so then you know that you won’t be the only couple!

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By *orestguy28Man  over a year ago

Glos


"It’s a difficult one, I went (make half) yesterday to relax and chill and yes the couple got harassed by some of the men there. Experienced couples would have told them to piss off and experienced naturist/swingers would have not harassed them. So it’s a tale of the wanking dead newbie that just thinks they pay entry so they get a shag!

Some Thursdays have been the other way though, 4-5 couples and only just into double figures of men.

Like I have said here before, best to try and see if other couples are going so then you know that you won’t be the only couple!"

Totally agree with your comments. Wanking dead - one bloke sat that close in the cinema and was wanking that hard I’m surprised his bellend didn’t come off like a champagne cork! As soon as they’d had enough of him and got up to leave he followed them immediately.

I’m sure we might have chatted for a while in the cinema?? Pool was good yesterday lovely and the right temperature as well.

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By *urreyVixenStagCouple  over a year ago

Surrey

It’s a difficult one. During the day, it is a Naturist Spa but because it is also knows as a Swingers Club some guys go during the day thinking they’ll get lucky - and forget that not all naturists are swingers (just like not all swingers are naturists).

A reconfiguration of the day could be a good idea. And perhaps more promotion and some incentives to attend.

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By *orestguy28Man  over a year ago

Glos


"It’s a difficult one. During the day, it is a Naturist Spa but because it is also knows as a Swingers Club some guys go during the day thinking they’ll get lucky - and forget that not all naturists are swingers (just like not all swingers are naturists).

A reconfiguration of the day could be a good idea. And perhaps more promotion and some incentives to attend. "

Spot on that - I think I might have seen you guys there last Weds maybe? There was a pink haired lady there yesterday behind the bar at one point too.

You are right though about expectations. Love the place and it’s well laid out with reasonably priced drinks too. Great place to chill I always feel better afterwards.

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By *eardedMasterandCuntessCouple  over a year ago

Longcross

Must be someone else, we weren’t there last week!

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By *orestguy28Man  over a year ago

Glos


"Must be someone else, we weren’t there last week!"

Thought we’d spoken yesterday male to male - perhaps not. Apologies.

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By *eardedMasterandCuntessCouple  over a year ago

Longcross


"Must be someone else, we weren’t there last week!

Thought we’d spoken yesterday male to male - perhaps not. Apologies."

I was the bearded one sat with a coffee doing the crossword!haha Best form of relaxation with some trips to the hot tub and steam room mixed in aswell as seeing if the porn in the cinema had a good storyline! Complete escapism…..

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By *orestguy28Man  over a year ago

Glos


"Must be someone else, we weren’t there last week!

Thought we’d spoken yesterday male to male - perhaps not. Apologies.

I was the bearded one sat with a coffee doing the crossword!haha Best form of relaxation with some trips to the hot tub and steam room mixed in aswell as seeing if the porn in the cinema had a good storyline! Complete escapism….."

Yes I remember chatting, they opened up the old couples room for you - German swinger club pizza delivery story ring a bell ha ha. Nice to meet you BTW

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By *ragon007Man  over a year ago

london

I have on Thursdays couple of times but it’s not very busy or milf club type of vibe more like naturist spa type of vibe

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By *urreyVixenStagCouple  over a year ago

Surrey


"I have on Thursdays couple of times but it’s not very busy or milf club type of vibe more like naturist spa type of vibe "

It is a naturist spa

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By *anted by NightMan  over a year ago

Shangri-La


"It’s a difficult one. During the day, it is a Naturist Spa but because it is also knows as a Swingers Club some guys go during the day thinking they’ll get lucky - and forget that not all naturists are swingers (just like not all swingers are naturists).

"

This

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By *orestguy28Man  over a year ago

Glos


"I have on Thursdays couple of times but it’s not very busy or milf club type of vibe more like naturist spa type of vibe

It is a naturist spa "

Spot on 100%

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By *eenawMan  over a year ago

anywhere and everywhere

Try bringing a female friend with you and not rely on others to provide your entertainment.

You may find more success

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