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Filthy Farmers @ Pete McDonalds barn
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The most depraved filthy barn dance you'll ever go to. Vegetable fun, cattle prod challenge and of course the infamous "Milking Machine".
Location...Norwich area
14th Aug 8pm til 3am
Entrance fees:
Single male - Free
Single Female - £25
Couples - £50
All attendees will be required to show proof of negative Covid and BSE tests
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is parking available for a coachload from our local turnip harvesters co-op?"
Plenty of room, and do feel free to bring a few turnips, we may need them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Living in Suffolk, I actually thought this was real for getting on for five minutes!!!"
You'll know all about turnips, carrots, marrows etc then. Incidentally, 5 minutes is the record for the cattle prod challenge. Get yourselves down to the barn! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do haybales need to be prebooked ?"
No booking required, we've enough bales to feed a shitload of cattle til next xmas. Bring a blanket tho, they're a bit prickly |
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"Looking forward to it, will it be clothing optional cos I would like to wear my recently purchased Ram harness ? 
Are you Welsh?"
Not Welsh, but I thought with low lighting it could help me avoid 'doing' the same woman twice  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looking forward to it, will it be clothing optional cos I would like to wear my recently purchased Ram harness ?
Are you Welsh?
Not Welsh, but I thought with low lighting it could help me avoid 'doing' the same woman twice "
"Doing"...? I think you'll have more success with sheep. |
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"The most depraved filthy barn dance you'll ever go to. Vegetable fun, cattle prod challenge and of course the infamous "Milking Machine".
Location...Norwich area
14th Aug 8pm til 3am
Entrance fees:
Single male - Free
Single Female - £25
Couples - £50
All attendees will be required to show proof of negative Covid and BSE tests
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It's cheaper for a couple to go in as two singles! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The most depraved filthy barn dance you'll ever go to. Vegetable fun, cattle prod challenge and of course the infamous "Milking Machine".
Location...Norwich area
14th Aug 8pm til 3am
Entrance fees:
Single male - Free
Single Female - £25
Couples - £50
All attendees will be required to show proof of negative Covid and BSE tests
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Sign me up sounds like my kind of party. Will bring my wellies. |
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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago
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"So it's gonna be a lot of single guys then?
It's the first time I've seen guys not pay for swinging....
Gob smacked lol"
Come on, no female or couple could resist a load of Wuzzels look-a-likes could they. We'd be glad to pay ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So it's gonna be a lot of single guys then?
It's the first time I've seen guys not pay for swinging....
Gob smacked lol"
We thought we'd turn the tables, single blokes always get ripped off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's gonna be a lot of single guys then?
It's the first time I've seen guys not pay for swinging....
Gob smacked lol
We thought we'd turn the tables, single blokes always get ripped off "
How interesting, good for you...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Update! Due to a lot of whinging and whining from angry couples, we have decided to alter the entrance fee for the event. Couples will now be able to attend for £49.50 |
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"Update! Due to a lot of whinging and whining from angry couples, we have decided to alter the entrance fee for the event. Couples will now be able to attend for £49.50 "
Perfect, at the last 'barn' party I attended the single guys were charged by the 'inch' at the door |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Update! Due to a lot of whinging and whining from angry couples, we have decided to alter the entrance fee for the event. Couples will now be able to attend for £49.50
Perfect, at the last 'barn' party I attended the single guys were charged by the 'inch' at the door "
£2 isn't that bad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aren’t you going to be overrun with single guys and no single women due to your pricing structure? Just asking  "
No, we have two coach loads of local farmers daughters and wives attending, they come every year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aren’t you going to be overrun with single guys and no single women due to your pricing structure? Just asking
No, we have two coach loads of local farmers daughters and wives attending, they come every year "
Great |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We have had a few messages voicing concern over hygiene at our event. To put your minds at rest, at the end of proceedings, everyone will be hosed down and disinfected. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We have had a few messages voicing concern over hygiene at our event. To put your minds at rest, at the end of proceedings, everyone will be hosed down and disinfected. "
PS I'm sure this happens at most clubs, so you'll be used to it |
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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago
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"We have had a few messages voicing concern over hygiene at our event. To put your minds at rest, at the end of proceedings, everyone will be hosed down and disinfected. "
Would it not be more in keeping the ethos of the event to have all guests wade through the sheep-dip on entry ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We have had a few messages voicing concern over hygiene at our event. To put your minds at rest, at the end of proceedings, everyone will be hosed down and disinfected.
Would it not be more in keeping the ethos of the event to have all guests wade through the sheep-dip on entry ?"
See the post above |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damn I was so looking forward to going
Is it you who bought the only ticket sold ? "
No, it was won in a raffle during our last event at the barn, that's one lucky girl |
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"With all the veg lying around, shall I do a pasty making demo?!"
Ah Pasty, that's Cornish fast food isn't it ? Doubt they would be in demand, this is Norfolk don't forget, the land of Asparagus tips and Cromer Crabs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this the place you go to get a handjob from Mrs Palm and her SIX lovely daughters?"
That's too subtle for 99% of people on here. I wonder if they've heard of Palmela Handerson.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damn I was so looking forward to going
Is it you who bought the only ticket sold ?
I brought my boots chaps and cowboy hats too 
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Its Norwich mate, not effin Dallas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A proper club asks for ID and such, what are you going to ask for boy, fecking tag numbers?
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I imagine the only tag you wear is electronic, we dont want your sort at the barn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A proper club asks for ID and such, what are you going to ask for boy, fecking tag numbers?
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If you do turn up, you'll be getting a prize marrow rammed up where the sun don't shine, boy
Having said that, you'd probably enjoy it  |
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If you do turn up, you'll be getting a prize marrow rammed up where the sun don't shine, boy
Having said that, you'd probably enjoy it "
Don't waste a prize marrow on him. Use a mankey, wonkey mangelwurzel. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would come but I'm not doing no drilling at the moment. If you rigged a square baler clever, you do automated shibari, that'll be proper fancy"
We have 2 burly farmhands to show people the ropes, thick as pig shit but they can tie a good knot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just a quick thanks to all who attended last night, what a night it was, as deviant and debauched as ever. Also, no arrests this year, and only 2 admissions to Norwich A&E. Here's to our next event. |
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"Do you accept i.O.U's for entry or will an E.I.E.I.O suffice ?
Oh, I've not heard that one before  Our events are free for single men  "
I would be coming as part of a couple so if it was £50 that would have been the last straw. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you accept i.O.U's for entry or will an E.I.E.I.O suffice ?
Oh, I've not heard that one before Our events are free for single men
I would be coming as part of a couple so if it was £50 that would have been the last straw. "
Well as long as you're not bad tempered, "entitled" or arrogant, you'd be quite welcome. |
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"Do you accept i.O.U's for entry or will an E.I.E.I.O suffice ?
Oh, I've not heard that one before Our events are free for single men
I would be coming as part of a couple so if it was £50 that would have been the last straw.
Well as long as you're not bad tempered, "entitled" or arrogant, you'd be quite welcome. "
Thats not my style so i'll come and mill around for a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you accept i.O.U's for entry or will an E.I.E.I.O suffice ?
Oh, I've not heard that one before Our events are free for single men
I would be coming as part of a couple so if it was £50 that would have been the last straw.
Well as long as you're not bad tempered, "entitled" or arrogant, you'd be quite welcome.
Thats not my style so i'll come and mill around for a bit. "
Our next event is in September, might see you there  |
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