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over a year ago
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"Gender segregated fields?
Actually would worry more about the bull than the cow pat, especially if he had a bad time with the milking machine.
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Segregation in a swingers club, whatever next! The "milking machine" is a most pleasurable experience. The cattle prod however, is quite the opposite, unless you like 4000 volts buzzing around your nether regions.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Barn update! Due to health and safety concerns, we've decided to lower the voltage on the cattle prod this year, we don't want any "medical episodes" |
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"Barn update! Due to health and safety concerns, we've decided to lower the voltage on the cattle prod this year, we don't want any "medical episodes" "
What about the voltage on the milking machine ? |
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"Barn update! Due to health and safety concerns, we've decided to lower the voltage on the cattle prod this year, we don't want any "medical episodes"
What about the voltage on the milking machine ?"
It's all about the suction baby |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is a song called Pete's Barn by Sdinganuff. Any connection ?"
None whatsoever, I doubt anyone has written a song about our barn...and if they did it would probably be banned |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are they the reconditioned sheep dips ?"
Yes, we have six altogether, 5 acting as a normal hot tub, the sixth filled with warm steaming manure, if that's your thing |
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"It sounds shit hot. "
It will be, we're just sorting out the catering now, we are having a "slaughter your own" bbq, and a burger van for the less adventurous people |
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"It sounds shit hot.
It will be, we're just sorting out the catering now, we are having a "slaughter your own" bbq, and a burger van for the less adventurous people "
I forgot to mention, there will be pulled pork, in more ways than one |
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"[Removed by poster at 29/07/21 22:11:55]
Not at all. The gelding tools will be available to ensure it is actually a load of bollxx"
As was said earlier, all attendees will be sterilised and disinfected at the event. For those "breeders" amongst you ladies, we have set up an "insemination" booth, and theres more to come (pardon the pun) |
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Further event update...due to the extreme and perverse nature of some of our attractions, we have decided to offer support when needed. We will now have a resident psychologist, vet and marriage guidance counselor at the event.There will also be a tattoo artist for those of you that believe "getting ink" will help you feel better about yourselves. Any other suggestions are welcome. As I stated earlier, some of the "activities" at our event are very extreme, so we're taking these steps to help you. |
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Pricing update...Free entry for single females for any of our events. Unfortunately, to compensate for this, we have adjusted the couples admission fee to £70 |
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By *alton2Couple
over a year ago
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we're still getting serious enquiries about this event, unbelievable! "
That's not surprising as it is being held around Norwich. It seems you have never been to the real Pete's Barn. Are you an imposter? |
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