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Deadly serious here! We've always said we'd love to read a book about a club owners life and experiences. Lots of Swingers have many stories to tell, but club owners must be able to fill a book. Get writing, we'll have a hardback version!  |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown? 
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now 
Xxx"
Look forward to reading this |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx"
a) obviously change the names of the ... erm..... innocent!!!
b) in any movie spawning from said book i demand to be played by either idris elba or samuel l jackson!!!  |
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By *JohnMan
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
"b) in any movie spawning from said book i demand to be played by either idris elba or samuel l jackson!!! "
I'll play myself. If there's anything I've done worthy of making it into a book, I want a chance to do it again! |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx
a) obviously change the names of the ... erm..... innocent!!!
b) in any movie spawning from said book i demand to be played by either idris elba or samuel l jackson!!! "
Name changes are obviously a given.
Ooooohhhh Idris!!!  |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx
a) obviously change the names of the ... erm..... innocent!!!
b) in any movie spawning from said book i demand to be played by either idris elba or samuel l jackson!!!
Name changes are obviously a given.
Ooooohhhh Idris!!! "
I wonder how good Rebel Wilson can do an English accent. She would play me well
The terrible meet stories are always so funny x |
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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago
Wakefield |
"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx"
Sounds good to us |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx"
You’ve got to include the 1st RAW event when you thought I’d just come out of the hot tub! That was a night that’s firmly in the wank bank lol |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx
You’ve got to include the 1st RAW event when you thought I’d just come out of the hot tub! That was a night that’s firmly in the wank bank lol"
As if I could leave you out!!! hahaha |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx
You’ve got to include the 1st RAW event when you thought I’d just come out of the hot tub! That was a night that’s firmly in the wank bank lol
As if I could leave you out!!! hahaha "
Awe Vic you say the nicest of things and can’t wait for the book it’ll be a best seller and also be truthful about the lifestyle!! |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx
You’ve got to include the 1st RAW event when you thought I’d just come out of the hot tub! That was a night that’s firmly in the wank bank lol
As if I could leave you out!!! hahaha
Awe Vic you say the nicest of things and can’t wait for the book it’ll be a best seller and also be truthful about the lifestyle!!"
Well you know me...I don't tolerate bullshit. Straight down the line! xx |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx
You’ve got to include the 1st RAW event when you thought I’d just come out of the hot tub! That was a night that’s firmly in the wank bank lol
As if I could leave you out!!! hahaha
Awe Vic you say the nicest of things and can’t wait for the book it’ll be a best seller and also be truthful about the lifestyle!!
Well you know me...I don't tolerate bullshit. Straight down the line! xx"
Your interviews & podcasts have been epic ... the book would be something else!! 
I’m thinking Ruth Jones to play Morticia |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx"
Let me know when I can preorder it on amazon! |
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"Search Swingers by Barry Calvert. Owner of La Chambre. He’s done three. I enjoyed the first one. The others became much of a muchness. "
Thanks to those who recommended this book, just read the first two chapters and very entertaining it is |
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By *unLuvazCouple
over a year ago
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx"
Defo want a copy lol |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx
Defo want a copy lol"
You may be in it hahahaha different names of course! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx"
And no matter how many you remember there are often more good 'uns you still forget
(and others you wish you could forget!) |
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over a year ago
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I have many interesting - amusing stories that need to be told. The strange. The ridiculous & quiet a few heart warming. I should commit then to a “audio book” who shall I get to be the orator ??? Suggestions for the voice !! |
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"I have many interesting - amusing stories that need to be told. The strange. The ridiculous & quiet a few heart warming. I should commit then to a “audio book” who shall I get to be the orator ??? Suggestions for the voice !! "
Idris Elba please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx"
can i pre-order this yet?
will be one hell of a read! |
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"I have many interesting - amusing stories that need to be told. The strange. The ridiculous & quiet a few heart warming. I should commit then to a “audio book” who shall I get to be the orator ??? Suggestions for the voice !!
Idris Elba please "
Have you got his number ? I seem to have deleted him from my phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure his agent would be snapping your hand off at such a gargantuan role! Haha"
Haha - in the movie rights once there - who would play me & whom would play you ?. Awaiting the insults for me !!!! |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx"
We definitely want a copy of this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am sure like a lot of the other club Owners, Managers & Staff members I have seen a fair few sights & could tell a few stories  just when you think you've seen it all! something new literary hits you in the face lol
For me, everything in our Club is kept private and its a matter of confidentiality behind Club Play doors. What people do at Club Play is their binsness as long as its legal, safe and not against club rules and should stay that way.
I think even if I changed the name of the people involved in any story it could lead to people feeling outed or embarrassed or other people second or third-hand outing people.
So for me personally my memoirs will stay very private until well after I retire from Club Land.
Paul |
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"I am sure like a lot of the other club Owners, Managers & Staff members I have seen a fair few sights & could tell a few stories just when you think you've seen it all! something new literary hits you in the face lol
For me, everything in our Club is kept private and its a matter of confidentiality behind Club Play doors. What people do at Club Play is their binsness as long as its legal, safe and not against club rules and should stay that way.
I think even if I changed the name of the people involved in any story it could lead to people feeling outed or embarrassed or other people second or third-hand outing people.
So for me personally my memoirs will stay very private until well after I retire from Club Land.
Paul "
Not a problem if you've gained consent from said parties |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am sure like a lot of the other club Owners, Managers & Staff members I have seen a fair few sights & could tell a few stories just when you think you've seen it all! something new literary hits you in the face lol
For me, everything in our Club is kept private and its a matter of confidentiality behind Club Play doors. What people do at Club Play is their binsness as long as its legal, safe and not against club rules and should stay that way.
I think even if I changed the name of the people involved in any story it could lead to people feeling outed or embarrassed or other people second or third-hand outing people.
So for me personally my memoirs will stay very private until well after I retire from Club Land.
Paul "
I think Paul you will find this something of an in joke & not a realistic foray. So perhaps you really didn’t need to comment & derail the light hearted nature of the thread !!!!!! |
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"I am sure like a lot of the other club Owners, Managers & Staff members I have seen a fair few sights & could tell a few stories just when you think you've seen it all! something new literary hits you in the face lol
For me, everything in our Club is kept private and its a matter of confidentiality behind Club Play doors. What people do at Club Play is their binsness as long as its legal, safe and not against club rules and should stay that way.
I think even if I changed the name of the people involved in any story it could lead to people feeling outed or embarrassed or other people second or third-hand outing people.
So for me personally my memoirs will stay very private until well after I retire from Club Land.
Paul
I think Paul you will find this something of an in joke & not a realistic foray. So perhaps you really didn’t need to comment & derail the light hearted nature of the thread !!!!!! "
Hey I'm deadly serious!!! I've been banging away on my typewriter since lockdown!! It's doesn't half dig in though...maybe a kitchen table would be more comfortable! hahaha |
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"I am sure like a lot of the other club Owners, Managers & Staff members I have seen a fair few sights & could tell a few stories just when you think you've seen it all! something new literary hits you in the face lol
For me, everything in our Club is kept private and its a matter of confidentiality behind Club Play doors. What people do at Club Play is their binsness as long as its legal, safe and not against club rules and should stay that way.
I think even if I changed the name of the people involved in any story it could lead to people feeling outed or embarrassed or other people second or third-hand outing people.
So for me personally my memoirs will stay very private until well after I retire from Club Land.
Paul
I think Paul you will find this something of an in joke & not a realistic foray. So perhaps you really didn’t need to comment & derail the light hearted nature of the thread !!!!!!
Hey I'm deadly serious!!! I've been banging away on my typewriter since lockdown!! It's doesn't half dig in though...maybe a kitchen table would be more comfortable! hahaha"
Lol well typing has just become more interesting. Get it on amazon as a pre-order I want ten signed copies. X B |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx
We definitely want a copy of this "
Can you do it as a graphic novel? |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx
We definitely want a copy of this
Can you do it as a graphic novel? "
With pop ups ?? This is taking shape lol. Vicki get typing & I shall start cutting out the pop ups |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx
We definitely want a copy of this
Can you do it as a graphic novel?
With pop ups ?? This is taking shape lol. Vicki get typing & I shall start cutting out the pop ups "
Can it get made into an Anime film as well? |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx
We definitely want a copy of this
Can you do it as a graphic novel?
With pop ups ?? This is taking shape lol. Vicki get typing & I shall start cutting out the pop ups
Can it get made into an Anime film as well?"
I'm thinking scratch and sniff! lol |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx
We definitely want a copy of this
Can you do it as a graphic novel?
With pop ups ?? This is taking shape lol. Vicki get typing & I shall start cutting out the pop ups
Can it get made into an Anime film as well?
I'm thinking scratch and sniff! lol "
& a range of perfumes. Just got to think of suitable names. !!! |
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Heard a lot of good things about the townhouse, is it true that you arrange events to cater for someones fantasy, ie if mrs candy wanted a bukakke gangbang with her as centre of attention. You would arrange that event? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Confidential ..... mmmm ....let me check the emails...... too much candy floss and Rock must effect ones memory "
Seen & have a few emails myself !!! ??? |
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"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?
I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now
Xxx
You’ve got to include the 1st RAW event when you thought I’d just come out of the hot tub! That was a night that’s firmly in the wank bank lol
As if I could leave you out!!! hahaha
Awe Vic you say the nicest of things and can’t wait for the book it’ll be a best seller and also be truthful about the lifestyle!!
Well you know me...I don't tolerate bullshit. Straight down the line! xx"
Can't wait for this |
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