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By *amAndAsh OP Couple 10 weeks ago
South West |
You hear all the things about pineapples, flamingos & papas grass etc but how real are they when it comes to camping motorhoming etc? We have been going away in a motorhome now for a few years and never seen a single pineapple or flamingo (except for when we stayed at a place called pineapple lane and they had no idea about the connotations until I mentioned it) we would love to meet people when we go on our adventure but it seems impossible as locals don’t want people who are doing flying visits and motorhome goers seem to not be as open as was hoped.
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By *eordiesCouple 10 weeks ago
newcastle |
We have a nice pink flamingo bottle opener which we usually leave on a table outside the motorhome if on a campsite. But even if someone mentions it we are never sure if they are in the scene or not, so usually we might say something like "Yeah, it is a FAB little item" to gauge the response. Usually a blank look so either we are dead ugly or they are not on Fabs.
Mind, at Cap D'agde on the campsite you see caravans, tents and motorhomes festooned with flamingos, pineapples and any other symbols you can think of. |
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By *eordiesCouple 10 weeks ago
newcastle |
"That’s a good idea dropping the word “fab” in there but we’ve not seen anyone else with anything and nobody has mentioned our subtle hints so maybe our looks are the problem  "
Looking at your photos, we think it's highly unlikely for your looks to be a problem. |
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"We have a nice pink flamingo bottle opener which we usually leave on a table outside the motorhome if on a campsite. But even if someone mentions it we are never sure if they are in the scene or not, so usually we might say something like "Yeah, it is a FAB little item" to gauge the response. Usually a blank look so either we are dead ugly or they are not on Fabs.
Mind, at Cap D'agde on the campsite you see caravans, tents and motorhomes festooned with flamingos, pineapples and any other symbols you can think of."
We’re do you get the flamingo bottle opener from would love that  |
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Hi folks.
I’m a Motorhomer, also a naturist.
Naturist sites are fantastic, however hanky panky is very very rare.
I’m based in the North West but travel the country.
Maybe when the weather improves we should have a Fab get together |
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By *edhead72Man 9 weeks ago
Cheltenham and Ashby |
I once had a nock ron the van door by a fellow camper, he explained that they’d just bought there motorhome and was having issues. “Could I come and take a look”? His cute partner made tea while I looked at the boiler/hot water, couldn’t fix but could direct them to the fault and parts they needed.
I was so taken back when they said they were “swingers” and in a site called “fab” I was speechless. Told them how fascinating ,asked a few questions and waved to them when they left the lay-by.
If you reading this, hello and sorry for being a bit rubbish but I am in a relationship and we only play together and o was taken back a bit. Soz
Swingers: always be prepared! |
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"That’s a good idea dropping the word “fab” in there but we’ve not seen anyone else with anything and nobody has mentioned our subtle hints so maybe our looks are the problem
Looking at your photos, we think it's highly unlikely for your looks to be a problem."
Neither of you couples has a looks problem!!! |
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I'm currently on a campsite in southern Ireland. The French couple in the camper next to my wee tent are sporting a pair of Flamingos. But no amount of flirting is working, and I'm unable to say easily "Je suis un fabber. Fancy un troisieme?" In a clear enough way....
Ah well. I will keep  |
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"It's so hard to find out what is right or wrong
I have seen what I think are "indicators" but never have the bottle to ask...... mainly because I am rather attached to my teeth. Lol"
Indeed as well as flamingoes or pineapples there needs to be an agreed phrase to ask, one which you can get away with but to anyone in the know... |
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"It's so hard to find out what is right or wrong
I have seen what I think are "indicators" but never have the bottle to ask...... mainly because I am rather attached to my teeth. Lol
Indeed as well as flamingoes or pineapples there needs to be an agreed phrase to ask, one which you can get away with but to anyone in the know... "
Years ago we were in a large group of swingers based around Manchester way. The leading lady in this group was called Vix, her fame spread far and wide as she was beautiful and sexy, so if we were unsure if someone in the same hotel, for instance, was in the scene, the question would be "Are you a friend of Vix?" |
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I've just asked a lovely couple in the tent next door to me, who I've spent the afternoon cycling with, if they know Vix...
They're rather confused, particularly as they are Belgian and don't understand how I would know anyone from Ghent.
Worth a try... |
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"I've just asked a lovely couple in the tent next door to me, who I've spent the afternoon cycling with, if they know Vix...
They're rather confused, particularly as they are Belgian and don't understand how I would know anyone from Ghent.
Worth a try..."
You must be the unluckiest guy alive. Fancy meeting up with the only Belgian couple who have never heard of Vix !
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"I've just asked a lovely couple in the tent next door to me, who I've spent the afternoon cycling with, if they know Vix...
They're rather confused, particularly as they are Belgian and don't understand how I would know anyone from Ghent.
Worth a try...
You must be the unluckiest guy alive. Fancy meeting up with the only Belgian couple who have never heard of Vix !
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Well, they're off back to Belgium asking if anyone knows Vix... |
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We offer go out in our camper and we always do whos near and arrange from that, we went to a lovely little site a few weeks back and yes we had fun. A few weeks before that we went on a naturist site which was option if wanted to get naked or not and again we had some fun.
There was a site in Barmouth not sure if it's still open but I'm trying to find out.
Has for pineapples etc too many people know about these so you don't know if am into swinging, best off when out and about doing whos near good look everyone x |
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"Even on a normal vanilla site one of the first things we put out is a solar pineapple light that we bought from the range,but to date no-one has ever mentioned it lol"
we will now definitely look out for your solar lights and will ask about them xx
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We sometimes visit our vanilla freinds in our motorhome and park on there drive.it would be great if fab members would suggest there driveway to park for night to get to know new freinds.just a thought.your welcome on our drive |
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Travelling back from Cornwall to Lincolnshire on Sunday night...fancy stopping half way to break the journey up...anyone know of an en route good campsite on the way? Preferably one where clothes are optional!!?? |
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Hi iam looking to get out this weekend in my motorhome don’t no if to go north wales or Freedom for all don’t mind bit of a travel Is anyone else out anywhere Always looking for new spots to park up |
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"https://carryonswinging.co.uk/
Not sure if they’ll show the above link
But there is a website for swinging campers carry on swinging co uk check it out or search swinging campers"
There is.. But ive messaged twice, via website, on whatsapp to two different people for info, over well over a week, and no responses.
Don't know how to find out more |
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I've heard a lot about this an seen a few. In my travels. An I travel a lot in my camper. Currently live in it as I always work away. Deffo be getting one for mine. An I'm up near the lake district at the moment. I'd any ine is near this way |
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We are just about to book 5 nights somewhere for half term so maybe we will have more luck then x 