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Things you can say about your bike, but not your partner?

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By *edLionScot OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have one with large saddle bags, that you can ride all day, every day.

I also have a younger, sportier, naked one that is great for an exhilarating quick blast.

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By *coobyABCMan over a year ago

Aberdeen

Last time I was riding her hard, she squirted all over the road. So I kicked her, went and got my van and threw her in the back.....she has been confined to the shed ever since!

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman over a year ago

Brighton

It exists...

A good hard kick really gets it going?

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

the most excitement you can have between your legs

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By *edLionScot OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Last time I was riding her hard, she squirted all over the road. So I kicked her, went and got my van and threw her in the back.....she has been confined to the shed ever since!"

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By * and BCouple over a year ago

Durham

There's no one but me riding my bike. Mr B

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All my mates admire her but none of them have ridden her

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS over a year ago

somewhere

They are Italian

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By *mmixtapeCouple over a year ago

middle earth

Getting a little rusty... Maybe a bit worse for wear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She doesn’t like getting wet

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By *nrealfeelMan over a year ago

cork

Ferry handler: ticket for two people.....

Driver:should have bought a back box

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By *9alMan over a year ago

Bridgend

got a few leaks but still love it

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By *mazon750Couple over a year ago

Perth

She takes 2 no problem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll charge it in the morning!

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By *asher11Man over a year ago

market harborough

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By *asher11Man over a year ago

market harborough

i keep mine chained up in the garage

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By *edLionScot OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

"i keep mine chained up in the garage"

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Get her revved up and ready to ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always gives me a good ride.

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By *ichi_acerMan over a year ago

notts

Loves rubber

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By *asher11Man over a year ago

market harborough

just put mine on the ramp for a service

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By * and BCouple over a year ago

Durham

I did have a fireblade back in the day when they were terrible slappers, yea a know I left out 'tank' but wouldn't have the same effect

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan over a year ago

somewhere only we know.

It does as its told.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She has a small displacement, isn't very quick and after a good ride you have a sore arse and a smile on your face!

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By *urham 3 riversMan over a year ago

Co. Durham

with a twist of the right hand she goes like a rocket

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By *asher11Man over a year ago

market harborough

ride her hard a quick pressure wash and she's as good as new

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By *edonistsatplayCouple over a year ago

Portsmouth, North Brittany, France

Starts first prod..

Big, red and throbbin' Italian...

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By *implyJayGeeMan over a year ago

Garthamlock

Anyone can have a go

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By *edGrayCouple over a year ago

Swindon

She's a bit big and frumpy, but handle her with respect and you will have the ride of your life.

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By *ougal6969Man over a year ago

stockport

She doesn't do much when cold, but warm her up and there is holding her back.

The curvy buts are always fun to explore.

She loves fresh rubber.

She has been known to wear studded rubber in the winter.

Stripped down and lightweight is definitely quicker.

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By *ature guy.Man over a year ago

leeds

After more than 30 mins my ass is so sore I can't walk properly for days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its time we got you retreading.

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple over a year ago

Newport

Might trade her in for a newer one....

Always looks stunning first thing in the morning...

Can drool and comment over others without getting into trouble...

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

When I chain her up in a car park. Its nice to see other guys drooling over her. And you know what they thinking. God I would like to ride that.

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS over a year ago

leeds

My bike has a leak from the cock,(fuel) but im keeping her regardless.

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By *ature guy.Man over a year ago

leeds

I can't wait to see all my mates faces when I let them have a ride and ask them if its the best they have ever been on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When it’s cold n wet outside, I’m happy to leave them both chained to each other and not ride either of them, just sit n watch them glistening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Start!!! bitch

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By *urham 3 riversMan over a year ago

Co. Durham

stop spluttering when I when I open the throttle

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