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By *algra OP Man
over a year ago
Colchester |
What ladies (and some guys) need to look out for when seeking a potential biker boyfriend.
Honda rider - safe, reliable and will be a good, solid performer in bed
Kawasaki rider - immature, full of himself and the sex will be over in 60 seconds
Yamaha rider - a mature version of the Kawasaki rider, maybe 90 seconds if you're lucky.
TRIUMPH rider - very rare to find a heterosexual one but if you do, be prepared for lots of bum fun.. And just for Nick. likes beautiful things and would work on this bike before his relationship
Harley rider - a fat, lazy slob who struggles with personal hygiene. The lady will probably have to do all the work in between the sheets. Also, a spray of Fabreze into his pubic region will help
Ducati rider - you'll be fighting for the mirror and he'll be telling you how good he is in bed but the truth is you're going to have to fake your orgasms
Suzuki rider
He’ll already be in bed with his boyfriend
Chinese bike rider - probably on the dole and will only come to bed once he's finished playing on the Xbox or has run out of Pringles
BMW rider - just like the car driver who doesn't indicate, the biker version will give you no advance warning of when he's going to ejaculate. It'll all be about him
KTM rider - similar to a male peacock and has bought the bike as his very own plumage to impress the ladies which means he'll be on the prowl for anyone and has only chosen you because the others have knocked him back
Aprilia rider - will have spent all his money on his bike so your romantic nights in will be pizza, Netflix chill and sex in his unfurnished flat
Ural sidecar rider - this man is different. He doesn't want to be the same as everyone else. Will probably ask you to do things in bed that are illegal....
So, chaps..... Which are you?
Be honest. ?? ?? ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My chap used to have Ducati 748, bought him one piece leathers for his birthday and the first thing he said was “does my bum look big in this?” Whilst looking in the mirror!
I have to say though, he did look awesome when broken down at the side of the road. |
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By *ushkinMan
over a year ago
Northampton |
Harley rider here, and I take offence haha but you're kind of right, I feel the odd one out every time I go to my local Harley shop, because I'm under 30 and mixed race, really am the black sheep when I get there |
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"What ladies (and some guys) need to look out for when seeking a potential biker boyfriend.
Honda rider - safe, reliable and will be a good, solid performer in bed
Kawasaki rider - immature, full of himself and the sex will be over in 60 seconds
Yamaha rider - a mature version of the Kawasaki rider, maybe 90 seconds if you're lucky.
TRIUMPH rider - very rare to find a heterosexual one but if you do, be prepared for lots of bum fun.. And just for Nick. likes beautiful things and would work on this bike before his relationship
Harley rider - a fat, lazy slob who struggles with personal hygiene. The lady will probably have to do all the work in between the sheets. Also, a spray of Fabreze into his pubic region will help
Ducati rider - you'll be fighting for the mirror and he'll be telling you how good he is in bed but the truth is you're going to have to fake your orgasms
Suzuki rider
He’ll already be in bed with his boyfriend
Chinese bike rider - probably on the dole and will only come to bed once he's finished playing on the Xbox or has run out of Pringles
BMW rider - just like the car driver who doesn't indicate, the biker version will give you no advance warning of when he's going to ejaculate. It'll all be about him
KTM rider - similar to a male peacock and has bought the bike as his very own plumage to impress the ladies which means he'll be on the prowl for anyone and has only chosen you because the others have knocked him back
Aprilia rider - will have spent all his money on his bike so your romantic nights in will be pizza, Netflix chill and sex in his unfurnished flat
Ural sidecar rider - this man is different. He doesn't want to be the same as everyone else. Will probably ask you to do things in bed that are illegal....
So, chaps..... Which are you?
Be honest. ?? ?? ??"
I've got a few but for this i will go for my Classic late 80's gixxer 1100
From your description of Suzuki riders I'm guessing you've never owned one of there proper superbikes
Sure modern bikes are faster and handle better but mines raw, has character,sounds great and any ride is always exciting because it hasn't got all the modern technology  |
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