 | My wife Jayne & I visited No3 last night (Saturday 27th Feb 16) for our first ever visit to a club and we can say it was brilliant, and that was without playing! The club is cleaner and better than some upmarket hotels we've stayed in. Call us sad but we regularly judge a bar/pub/hotel by the condition of the Toilets. We can say that here at No3 they were absolutely immaculate. There are a few private play rooms and a couple of master playrooms all of which seen some 'fun' last night. The bar and seating are is huge and well set out with a large screen and a new pool table. The music on the large screen was at a perfect volume. Too loud and you'd have to shout to to each other. Too low and you'd have to whisper to each other. We cannot praise the staff enough. The 'receptionists' Mary & Sian were lovely and more professional than some Top Hotel receptionists we've come across in our time (not literally come across, although Jayne does has her eye on Sian, lol). Nothing is too much for these ladies and they are complimented by Two smart, clean and polite bar staff. For newbies like us the whole experience was fantastic. We could go on and on writing superlatives. Finally, a few things to note: From 9pm until 10:30pm (Saturday) you wouldn't even know you were in a Swingers club other than the low cut dresses and tiny micro skirts worn by some of the ladies (in February when it's minus 4 outside). That's how chilled and relaxed the Bar area is. You can literally (and we did) sit in the bar fully clothed until 10:30pm and have a chat and a few drinks with no pressure to play from anyone. Only at 10:30pm do you 'dress down'. Being quite nervous (with it being our first time) Jayne dressed down to a basque, stockings & boots (so quite a lot of her body was covered) and nobody batted an eyelid. Judging by the 'minimal' attire of some other ladies it is clear that you are encouraged to wear anything that YOU feel comfortable with. We even saw a lady wearing a full sexy catsuit.
Even though this was our first club visit we witnessed an event that highly impressed us...on entering the club we noticed that 2 Lads (late twenties) and a couple of girls had just been turned away at the door. It was obvious that they didn't fit in with the clubs strict rules and this has to be reassuring to everybody that this club clearly cares abouts it's guests more than it does about profit. That fact alone demonstrates that this club tries to operate at the upper end of the market and attempts to attract only classy, nice people.
The bar is a fully functional, well stocked bar with a good selection of draught & bottled Beers at Pub prices although the bar man could do with a refresher on how to pour a Pint of San Miguel (just joking mate). Finally, finally...it's evident that the club is only a few years old due to the classy decor and themed LED lighting in areas.
So, to the Million dollar question....
Would we go again? You bet! We made ourselves members last night so this club will be seeing a lot more of us.
Oh yeah, finally, finally, finally.,, the club only lets in a small number of single guys on couples nights so you are not bombarded by guys pestering. It's evident that these few single guys are fully aware that the club operates a strict policy of ensuring that Men are not overbearing, pushy or being a nuisance.
Seriously, this is finally...So, at the end of the day did we have any fun? Did we play? After all this is a swingers club. The answer is no, but that was solely down to our choice. We definitely had the opportunity with a couple of guys and at least one couple. However, being out first club visit we had decided earlier in the day that our mandate would be watching only (to find our feet - so to speak).
NEWBIES- Make this your first club and you won't regret it. We've just woken up (Sunday morning) and Jayne is already scouring our Diary to see when we can visit No3 again, if they'll have us that is!
All in all, a Ten out of Ten experience! Better than Blackpool pleasure beach and you don't have to be 5ft 3" tall for the best rides or buy a £35 wrist band to have lots of fun. Better than Rhyl Sun Centre because it's much more pleasurable getting wet. Better than Chester Zoo because the Leopard print on one of last nights ladies looked far sexier than the real thing.
Cheers No3 guys. To coin a phrase from Arnie "We'll be back". Well, technically it should be 'I'll be back, not WE'LL be back but Jayne AND I have unfinished business with some of the lovely people we met last night.
Date: 28 February 2016
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