 | Visited last night (Friday 17th) and debated in the car park whether or not to go in as it was so empty. As it turned out, we should have probably given it a miss.
The club was clean and spotless, as usual, and entry was good value at £10 but it was dead inside. There were perhaps 10 couples and half a dozen single blokes but the blokes were a mess and just pervy so it turned both of us off. We were approached by one guy who really was chancing his arm and took about 25 minutes to take the hint ("not looking for guys" is apparently not strong enough!) and then things looked to be picking up when a hot couple came in. We got chatting to them and had a really good laugh - their first ever foray into anything swinging, so we were all being respectful and not looking to push any boundaries. Then we were interrupted mid conversation by a woman who was absolutely hammered, twice our age and within a minute - without any introductions even - says "Right, let's all get it on." Seriously.
That made for a good laugh when she took the hint and left but again, was a big turn off. In the end we went in the jacuzzi, planning to use the main room beds when the fat guy (from earlier who we had managed to get rid of) decided to follow us in to see if we had changed our minds! Got out after a bit and found ourselves being stared at by a weird little guy who just wanked and watched us while we were in the shower! Ended up using a private room upstairs because the guys were just too sleezy.
If it hadn't been for the young couple, it would have been a washout and we would say avoid the place. The club is nice, facilities are good but they need to do something to a) attract more couples on a Friday and b) make sure that any singles that they let in are attractive and personable - not late, middle aged tie salesmen who stalk people and make no effort.
Date: 18 April 2015
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