Club Mystique Tenerife

Rating: Fun
	We visited club Mystique last night it was our first time at their new venue. We didn't ask for the tour around after entering your straight into the good size bar area It was very clean and very busy We soon found our way to the locker area, It wasn't hard to find the locker room and play area behind the door. Good seating within the bar was a very busy evening with a good mix of guests. Just a foot note on drinks one bottle of water and a rum/pepsi I think a little over the top at 12 euros yes we would return Date: 19 March 2023

Rating: Fun

We visited club Mystique last night it was our first time at their new venue.

We didn't ask for the tour around after entering your straight into the good size bar area It was very clean and very busy We soon found our way to the locker area, It wasn't hard to find the locker room and play area behind the door.

Good seating within the bar was a very busy evening with a good mix of guests.

Just a foot note on drinks one bottle of water and a rum/pepsi

I think a little over the top at 12 euros yes we would return

Date: 19 March 2023

Rating: OK
	Attended the club on 11 March, was really impressed the bar area was full of couples and was in full flow. We took advantage of the hot tub and one of the rooms where we enjoyed being watched. This is the first time we visited and would certainly go back Date: 19 March 2023

Rating: Fun
	Really good club . Nice layout and lots of places to explore and play. Date: 6 March 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Just back to our hotel after a great evening at Club Mystique! We both had a wonderful time with the company of 6 guys - all of whom were polite and friendly. It’s a great club (our fist visit), especially the play area at the rear. We’ll be back! Date: 4 March 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	we were there again 27th/28th january, just the right number of single guys for maria, and plenty of couples on the saturday, a great time both nights, staff very friendly and helpful to new visitors, be back again in march, Date: 17 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	My husband and I been at Mystique several times in the last 6 months as ‘newbies’ and have had a great time. The bar/play area is very clean and well maintained . We have found all the staff to be wonderful and so friendly . The owners John and Nora are so welcoming and put us at ease straight away . Im sure in any club there will be individuals who are not respectful and push their luck but that cannot be blamed on the club . There is always at least one staff member often 2 supervising the play areas and the ladies toilets .Monica is a force to be reckoned with and misbehave if you dare face her wrath !!! The male bar staff have always been friendly , chatty but totally respectful at all times . It is made very clear that all nights at the club except Saturdays are open to single males . My understanding is there is still limits on the number of them allowed to attend . My husband and I made a point of attending on different nights so feel we can speak from experience and give a honest overall review . Our personal preference is the couples night on a Saturday but have to make it clear we have found any single men we encountered on the other nights to be respectful and appropriate . I would have no hestitation in encouraging any couple and especially newbies to try Mystique . Like ourselves you will become a regular and holiday in Tenerife just so you can go ! Date: 14 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous

My husband and I been at Mystique several times in the last 6 months as ‘newbies’ and have had a great time. The bar/play area is very clean and well maintained .

We have found all the staff to be wonderful and so friendly . The owners John and Nora are so welcoming and put us at ease straight away .

Im sure in any club there will be individuals who are not respectful and push their luck but that cannot be blamed on the club . There is always at least one staff member often 2 supervising the play areas and the ladies toilets .Monica is a force to be reckoned with and misbehave if you dare face her wrath !!!

The male bar staff have always been friendly , chatty but totally respectful at all times .

It is made very clear that all nights at the club except Saturdays are open to single males . My understanding is there is still limits on the number of them allowed to attend .

My husband and I made a point of attending on different nights so feel we can speak from experience and give a honest overall review . Our personal preference is the couples night on a Saturday but have to make it clear we have found any single men we encountered on the other nights to be respectful and appropriate .

I would have no hestitation in encouraging any couple and especially newbies to try Mystique . Like ourselves you will become a regular and holiday in Tenerife just so you can go !

Date: 14 February 2023

Rating: Avoid
	Had Great first impressions clean venue first bar tender very chatty . Then things went bad. Had number of males try and fuck my GF in the ass in jacuzzi could put that the language barrier. But unfortunately, after we left, the venue, have found out one of the Other bartenders Entered the toilets without consent and without warning stuck his cock in my partner without talking or having any form of consent. yes we could of called police but was not going to waste our holiday dealing with this. And I’m 100% sure he knows this, and I bet it’s not the first time. So unfortunately have to say this club now you have to avoid. As clearly it’s not newbe friendly as if you’re not used to handling people like this you’re gonna get caught out like my poor girlfriend. It was a second time at the swingers club. And was overwhelmed by the males, not being respectful. And I could not get outta in the toilets as you would expect the toilet should be a safe zone. I feel really sorry for the owners of this matter as it’s not there doing, but they need to sort their staff out before it kills Venue. She now having to have a STI check not a nice end to a holiday. Date: 13 February 2023

Rating: Avoid

Had Great first impressions clean venue first bar tender very chatty . Then things went bad. Had number of males try and fuck my GF in the ass in jacuzzi could put that the language barrier. But unfortunately, after we left, the venue, have found out one of the Other bartenders Entered the toilets without consent and without warning stuck his cock in my partner without talking or having any form of consent. yes we could of called police but was not going to waste our holiday dealing with this. And I’m 100% sure he knows this, and I bet it’s not the first time. So unfortunately have to say this club now you have to avoid. As clearly it’s not newbe friendly as if you’re not used to handling people like this you’re gonna get caught out like my poor girlfriend. It was a second time at the swingers club. And was overwhelmed by the males, not being respectful. And I could not get outta in the toilets as you would expect the toilet should be a safe zone. I feel really sorry for the owners of this matter as it’s not there doing, but they need to sort their staff out before it kills Venue. She now having to have a STI check not a nice end to a holiday.

Date: 13 February 2023

Rating: Fun
	I was happy to visit this place during my holiday last year. I was given a quick tour and a free drink token. There was a mix of different people, although not many that night and it ended up being a lot of fun. Date: 11 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	So we were out in Tenerife and decided to give this club a try 4th feb 2023. We were not disappointed absolutely fantastic club friendly staff staff , although maybe a bit on the small side it has plenty of space and areas for fun with a great bar area . It would be a great place for a first time couple. if you remember us we where the couple with the two single females on the little red bed at the entrance. Apologies for the mess having 3 squirting girls couldn’t be missed . Can’t wait for our next visit. Date: 8 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous

So we were out in Tenerife and decided to give this club a try 4th feb 2023. We were not disappointed absolutely fantastic club friendly staff staff , although maybe a bit on the small side it has plenty of space and areas for fun with a great bar area . It would be a great place for a first time couple.

if you remember us we where the couple with the two single females on the little red bed at the entrance. Apologies for the mess having 3 squirting girls couldn’t be missed . Can’t wait for our next visit.

Date: 8 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I'm sorry, I have to respond on the last review from bothofus2021, 5 February 2023. I never do this but this is really not correct!!! We are very keen or our club rules and limited entrance for single men, especially on Saturday night and only allow max. 5/6 men with invitation!!!!! Last Saturday the 8th of February there were 86 couples, a few single ladies & only 5 men with invitation. We are proud of our club and club rules and when someone write a review that's not correct I have to jump in ... I'm open for all reviews, positive or negative, so we are able to change this when possible .... Xx Nora Date: 6 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous

I'm sorry, I have to respond on the last review from bothofus2021, 5 February 2023. I never do this but this is really not correct!!!

We are very keen or our club rules and limited entrance for single men, especially on Saturday night and only allow max. 5/6 men with invitation!!!!!

Last Saturday the 8th of February there were 86 couples, a few single ladies & only 5 men with invitation.

We are proud of our club and club rules and when someone write a review that's not correct I have to jump in ...

I'm open for all reviews, positive or negative, so we are able to change this when possible .... Xx Nora

Date: 6 February 2023

Rating: OK
	It was not for us, went with open mind based on the OK reviews. Just feel that sat night is locals night. As far a couples night with few men 5/6 it's was more 50/60. Place is clean no private rooms. So this club was not for us but can be for you. Try ela club at least once. Date: 5 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Staff were friendly place clean and a small but great club . Amazing Mix of people and jacuzzi was great Met a wonderful female dom which really made my night We will be back Date: 4 February 2023

Rating: OK
	Great club great atmosphere and staff are really nice and welcoming to Date: 28 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Went tonight and what a fabulous club, The layout is perfect staff are great and kept lovely and clean. I just wish it was where I come from in the uk Met some great couples to hopefully I’ll be back again sometime this year Date: 28 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited on a Friday night and from start to finish it was amazing. Marvelous staff and great ambience in the public area and amazing fun to be had and seen in the extensive play area. Suki was well received and received well. Our first visit to a club and certainly not our last. A great standard set for any establishment to aim for. We recommend very highly. Date: 12 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	We visited on Saturday night for the first time and had a very fun night. The club was clean and although small all the available space was used to create many fun and different rooms to play in. We'll definitely return. The couple of things we would say is that there were quite a lot of single men for what was supposed to be a couples and single female night and without sounding like an old man the music in the social area was a little to loud to make any kind of socialising possible. Date: 11 January 2023

Rating: Fun

We visited on Saturday night for the first time and had a very fun night. The club was clean and although small all the available space was used to create many fun and different rooms to play in.

We'll definitely return.

The couple of things we would say is that there were quite a lot of single men for what was supposed to be a couples and single female night and without sounding like an old man the music in the social area was a little to loud to make any kind of socialising possible.

Date: 11 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited last night and had an absolute ball, so many hot kinky couples who enjoyed playing with Jo, she was in heaven all night Date: 8 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited this top club again. Brilliant night and had lots of fun as always. Highly recommended. Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow this club is amazing clean staff are friendly and chatty and when you say no its amazing the single guys move asap and don't talk to you again unless you say they can safety is defiantly there main concern and single guys in UK should learn the English clubs should visit here and learn how to do this safety is key after all well done you will defiantly be back Date: 23 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited the club twice during my holiday. This is the best swinging club i have been to. Friendly staff and a great environment. Clubs in england have a long way to go to match this place. Hoping to be back in 2023 xx Date: 18 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Back again on Wednesday 14th December x it was busy and absolutely fabulous x staff were great and the atmosphere was excellent x see you in 11 weeks when we’re back in Tenerife xx Date: 15 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Great club. We went on the Friday and Saturday. Date: 12 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Went last night (Wednesday 23/11) and although started off quiet it certainly didn’t end up that way ! X plenty of sexy fun was has! Xx will be back next week! Date: 24 November 2022

Rating: OK
	Visited this club on a Saturday night 5.11.22(couples only night apparently) When we arrived we told them we were first timers and were given some rules to follow by a lady on the front desk. Her English was fair but was still hard to understand her but we managed to at least get inside the club and get ourselves a drink. We arrived about 10.30pm and there were quite a few people in the bar area already. We spotted a couple sat at a small table near the bar looking around and having a drink,we noticed that they looked rather nervous and to our surprise they got up after a few mins and walked out. Tbh we felt the same after about half hour. We were told that if you mentioned you were new to the club then someone would show you around...Nothing, not one member of staff approached us in the 2 hours we were there.Not that it would have taken too long to show us around any way.The play area is just one corridor about 30 metres long with 4 or 5 rooms off to the side and ending with a large hottub at the end of it. Rather disappointing to say the least. To say it was couples night there were 2 or 3 obviously single guys following you around whilst playing with their cocks and pulling some very strange faces. This was highly off putting and totally ruined the evening for us. We honestly think it's a club more geared towards the younger end of the swinging scene. We felt out of place from start to finish and definitely won't be going back. Date: 18 November 2022

Rating: OK

Visited this club on a Saturday night 5.11.22(couples only night apparently)

When we arrived we told them we were first timers and were given some rules to follow by a lady on the front desk. Her English was fair but was still hard to understand her but we managed to at least get inside the club and get ourselves a drink. We arrived about 10.30pm and there were quite a few people in the bar area already. We spotted a couple sat at a small table near the bar looking around and having a drink,we noticed that they looked rather nervous and to our surprise they got up after a few mins and walked out. Tbh we felt the same after about half hour. We were told that if you mentioned you were new to the club then someone would show you around...Nothing, not one member of staff approached us in the 2 hours we were there.Not that it would have taken too long to show us around any way.The play area is just one corridor about 30 metres long with 4 or 5 rooms off to the side and ending with a large hottub at the end of it. Rather disappointing to say the least.

To say it was couples night there were 2 or 3 obviously single guys following you around whilst playing with their cocks and pulling some very strange faces. This was highly off putting and totally ruined the evening for us.

We honestly think it's a club more geared towards the younger end of the swinging scene. We felt out of place from start to finish and definitely won't be going back.

Date: 18 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I have been visiting Tenerife for year's now and this club is always on my to do list very clean tidy and the staff make you feel right at home friendly and professional bed's are always clean and changed when finished with my first time visiting was in las Américas Next to the beach but the club as move now to San Eugenio and still lives up to its standards I've met meny people in the club from all over the world and I've always got talking to someone and even had a cheeky play it's always a great night so I'm back here the 10th November 2022 and enjoy it so much I whent back on the 11th as well Date: 12 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous

I have been visiting Tenerife for year's now and this club is always on my to do list very clean tidy and the staff make you feel right at home friendly and professional bed's are always clean and changed when finished with my first time visiting was in las Américas Next to the beach but the club as move now to San Eugenio and still lives up to its standards I've met meny people in the club from all over the world and I've always got talking to someone and even had a cheeky play it's always a great night so I'm back here the 10th November 2022 and enjoy it so much I whent back on the 11th as well

Date: 12 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Had two great nights at this club, very well run reasonable prices, hot guests would recommend. Date: 12 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	My first club experience and what a fab experience. The club was lovely the clientele were fun, friendly and respectful- was nervous but was put at ease straight away. I would highly recommend the club to anyone wishing to have some fab fun - Wow what an experience xx Date: 6 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	This is an amazing club.. such friendly staff , that really look after you .. We found ourselves going three nights in a row! Reasonable drinks and entry fee. Very relaxed club. We felt really safe and found ourselves some good quality couples to have fun with! All different nationalities. Absolutely loved it here and can’t wait to go back again ! Date: 30 October 2022

Rating: OK
	Fantastic Hallowe’en Party last night great atmosphere staff and clientele x Date: 30 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited for the first time on Friday, wow what an amazing “experience”. Made to feel so welcome on arrival, gorgeous clientele. Great set up and we loved every minute of it. We had so much fun, cannot wait to book up again as soon as possible. Thankyou Mystique x Date: 17 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	What a great Club Mystique is. I messaged Nora for availability on the Friday as I'm single for my 1st time there. Nora explained what the night entailed over our what's app and I throughly enjoyed myself in a nice relaxed environment. Thank yous again and I will see yous in November Date: 15 October 2022

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