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Club Shhh...

Rating: Avoid
Unless you enjoy being filmed,photographed then see it online for all to view. Mobile phones should not be allowed full stop. I will be back sadly my fb wont no discression here at all

Date: 13 October 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Attended for my 2nd time. this Weekend was a far busy event then my first time. there was lots of play going on and there was a good mix of people. Shhhhas lots going for it and over time could become one the the best venues in the North

Date: 11 October 2018

Rating: Fun
10th Oct. Visited twice last two Wednesdays. Great time with 2 sexy tvs. A pity I had to leave just as a very attractive lady arrived I think with partner. Hope I get a chance to visit this friendly club again. Highly recommended.

Date: 10 October 2018

Rating: OK
Great club got lost a few times lol

Date: 7 October 2018

Rating: Fun
After originally attending the unveiling night we hauled ass to the 'What Women Want' event last night (think lots of hot, athletic, young men).

Hosts are a pleasure as always.

We originally wondered how big it could be and had heard it was but we we're still pleasantly surprised. Nicely sized bar area, plenty of rooms and play areas which are well-stocked. Our favourite part is the body glory hole. It's a lovely maze we could frolic through like bunnies.

Looking forward to our next visit ;-)


Date: 7 October 2018

Rating: Fun
We visited the club last night to see what all the fuss was about and to meet a couple there. Fun friendly staff and willing to help. Clean and tidy if a little dated with the decor. Play rooms plentiful but small and only a few were lockable. Only downside was the ratio of single males to couples far too many especially when Saturday's are a couples only event in most swingers clubs with a select few single males. All-in-all a great club with potential as it's in a great location in the city. We will be back again and hopefully the single male ratio will be a lot better.

Date: 7 October 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Visited this club for the first time last night and had absolutely brilliant time.. staff friendly and helpful who give you a tour.. very clean with a great bar / lounge area... downs stair rooms, there’s so many to pick from.. and all the other members who where there last night with very hot welcoming and friendly.

Date: 7 October 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Visited last night to meet up with a friend of mine and as always was greeted by fun friendly staff. Made to feel very welcome. Place was spotless as always. Had a fabulous socialise in the bar area then popped off to find some mischief with my friend. Needless to say I found it. Loving the new addition on the bar although I did end up with brain freeze. Felt thoroughly spoiled last night by john and the crew. Annoyed I can't visit this evening as the guest list is looking very tempting indeed. Thanks again for a great night shh. See you soon xx

Date: 6 October 2018

Rating: OK
We attended the club on Friday night the staff were friendly and helpful a good selection of drinks all reasonably priced. It was rather quiet but would like to be there when it is busier as they have some great facilities

Date: 1 October 2018

Rating: Fabulous
This place has fast become my weekend home from home!! Haha! I just love the friendly & comfortable atmosphere of this club!! I've had many fun & sexy nights here!! ;)

The staff are absolutely amazing & work bloody damn hard to make sure that this club is of high standards & that their clientele are well looked after & catered for!!

I feel that it is a bit unfair that people are quick to point out any negative aspects of this place, as it is still a relatively new venture only being open a few months, obviously any kinks will be ironed out as time goes on, no pun intended, haha, however they are doing absolutely fantastic as a swinging club so far in my views.. & I've been to a few clubs now so can compare!! ;)

Keep up the fab work Club Shhh!!... in the words of Arnie, "I'll be back!!" Hahah! See you soon!!... XxLxX


Date: 1 October 2018

Rating: OK
We agree entirely with the review of SCEB100.

We went to the club full of hope on the 15th September only to leave early after about an hour and a half.

Our reason for leaving early was the use of phones in the club and more particularly the fact that a guy took a photo of me in the changing area - I was fully clothed as we were talking - but this is not the point. It is totally and utterly unacceptable for this to happen. The guy was approached and asked if he had taken a photo. He took his phone from his pocket that still had the camera open! He said he had not taken a picture and scrolled through some old photos but after this incident we left almost immediately. We looked for management before leaving but there was nobody around.



Date: 23 September 2018

Rating: Fabulous
a great little club very attentive staff had a wonderful night will definitely returning for more

Date: 23 September 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Cracker of a night last night the Club Shhh team was lots of fun. Nice layout will attend again very soon as it one of them venues you leave thinking that was a nice vibe.

Date: 23 September 2018

Rating: Avoid
Visited club Friday 21st Sept.

We've been to many clubs over the years throughout the country and have experienced a varied range with differing facilities.

Club Shhh is local to us, so was of interest and we hoped that it would tick a number of boxes and become a regular spot. However we think that this is the worst club we've experienced to date.

Club Pro's:

Friendly staff.

Free condoms readily available.

Convenient location & nice to see an attempt at opening a club in Newcastle.

Club Cons:

No ID check upon arrival or throughout the membership process, we also observed the same with the guy that joined before us.

Communal locker room; Females should be able to change without prying eyes from unwanted male attention. This is the only club we've been to with only a communal changing room.

Bar was poorly stocked.

In the bar / lounge area there was a horror movie playing on the TV screen, not conducive to a sexy atmosphere.... furnishings, lighting & decor dated and the layout did nothing to encourage social interaction.

Mobile phones are freely allowed to be used, we didn't play in the club but as there appears to be no control over the phone usage it is difficult to see how they could not be used in the play areas.

Dress code was generally poor. Some couples made a great effort but most males in scruffy street wear is not overly attractive.

Womens toilets; downstairs out of order, 1x unlockable toilet only.

We feel that the play areas were unkept, dated and gave the impression of not being that clean, this was one of the reasons our visit was so short.

Playroom sizes were really small, again in our opinion not overly accommodating for couples / groups.

Appreciate the provision of clean up wipes but blue rolls hanging from wire could be replaced with discreet tissue boxes / wipes.

The club is a gay sauna during the week, and therefore its probably appropriate to have gay pornography displayed. When the club switches to a swingers venue then maybe this isn't so appropriate and the setting, layout and decor should be altered to reflect the purpose and clientele. Just having access to a venue doesn't make it a swingers club.

In our opinion the club atmosphere, layout, look and feel did not do anything to stimulate and promote sexual activity for us. This is the first time that we've been to a club and not been able to even play together.

We genuinely hope that the club can improve but would not return unless there were some significant changes implemented.



Date: 22 September 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Visited on Friday 15. Staff could not have been more friendly and helpful.Clean, friendly and relaxed. Not particularly busy, but I had a great time. Very reasonable bar prices too. I will be going again.

Date: 17 September 2018

Rating: Fabulous
As always a fabulous mixture of men women couples added incentive of a warm inviting massage in the cinema room for those who desired it.

With a raft of new varied and interesting theme nights to come can see this club growing into the place to be seen.


Date: 15 September 2018

Rating: Fabulous
First time for me at a club and I was welcomed with open arms. Got a tour around and rules explain,think everyone in the place realised own nervous I was and came and made me feel welcome, wasn't planning on playing but I did and it was great.

There was condoms provided, supplies to clean up, various different rooms, hot tub was fantastic. A well stocked bar with prices that can't be beaten. It really was a fab night hoping to take my partner in the future maybe. Couldn't fault the place and will be back again xx


Date: 15 September 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Popped over to shhh last night after a night out. Absolutely love it here. Always greeted with a fabulously warm welcome by John, Darlo and the team. Had planned on getting there a bit earlier but sometimes one just can't find something nice to wear. When we arrived the place was still jumping. Everyone was so friendly and full of fun. Had a drink in the well stocked bar. The fact they have my favourite selections of gin makes it all the more tempting to stay. I've been to shh a good few times and as always have a great time. Started off in the cinema room quietly watching some porn with my lovely friend . Then popped downstairs to watch some play in the red room, a particular fave room of mine. Ooh and while down there I noticed that they've added a brand new play bed .......very nice. Love the fact there is porn on wherever you go . As a porn lover that is a huge yes from me. The place was spotless as usual and the staff are always attentive. Looking forward to my next visit . See ya soon shhh xxx

Date: 15 September 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Where to start? Organised, welcoming, friendly and non pushy - best club we have visited so far! They do theme nights, the drinks are good priced, the facilities have private options for those who aren’t into playing openly (though if you are there places for that too). You are well looked after in this club by the amazing bar staff and the lovely host - try it, you will not regret it! X

Date: 10 September 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Easily one of the best clubs I've ever been too. Amazing clientele (with some of the hottest women I've ever met on the scene) This club is extremely inclusive a wide array of ages, with fun the main thing on the agenda. Brilliant attentive staff who get involved whilst still being professional. In short if carlsberg did clubs, it'd be club shhhhh

Date: 9 September 2018

Rating: Fabulous
First visit to a club other than a dodgy experience in Manchester a good few years ago. Was very nervous being a single guy and new to the scene. Well within minutes I was made feel welcome and shown around the place. Facilities are good and there's plenty of playing rooms etc. It was a themed night which was Disney and some of the costumes were brilliant.

I didn't play this time as I wanted to see the social aspect to the club and it was brilliant. Met some fantastic people and ticked some things off bucket list. One being a circle of female friends lol.

Will deffo be back and look forward to seeing you all again in the near future.

You can only Learn how to make things better if there was a "even better if" well that would be letting a couple of guys in around 1am who were clearly very well served. When the members were not engaging with them they looked a bit agitated. Personally I think because it's a city centre venue the doors should be closed to non members from 11pm. I left at 2.30am.

Thanks again for a great visit.


Date: 9 September 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Great club, kept clean and has a bar. Staff are very welcoming also provide almost everything you need for a fun night. Only thing they don’t do is confidence. Dutch courage can be provided though. Till next time.

Date: 6 September 2018

Rating: Fun
Second visit to shh tonight for their bi Wednesday. I went with a friend of mine and needless to say we had alot of fun. If you're straight and want to visit on a Wednesday please be aware It is a bi night so you must be bi comfortable. There was a good mix of people and everyone was really chatty. Playrooms kept clean throughout the night and all the relevant bits and pieces were there for us to clean up ourselves too. Will defo return for other bi nights the fact that there was porn on was a deal breaker for me as I'm a porn perv. Ooh and the fact there was sherbet straws and popcorn too. Xxx

Date: 6 September 2018

Rating: OK
Club had a good vibe to it. Need to iron out a few things in our opinion. We played down stairs in an open area where the sex chairs were, no cleaning products, we had to search for some in other rooms, two rooms had none, 3rd had some. We then played later in cinema room, same again, although this time couldn't find any at all. We had commented when being showed round we couldn't see any wipes or blue roll, we were reassured as they were setting up for the night this would be addressed, it wasn't and we did make this clear at the end of the night.

Some might not like this but we are ok with it, Mobile phones can be used in the bar area. There are notices throughout the club NO MOBILE PHONES TO BE USED IN THIS AREA so all good there we feel. Rooms were very small. Orgy room is supposed to be installed soon.. All in all we would rate it as OK. As this club evolves we can see it being the best club around Newcastle and Durham area. We'll definitely be back


Date: 2 September 2018

Rating: Fabulous
What a great venue, tidy clean and the staff are fantastic, thanks for showing me round Darlo.

The clientele were very sexy looking too, the ladies and the couples. I'll deffinately be back.

Thanks again!


Date: 1 September 2018

Rating: Fabulous
been to this new hot club aprox 3 times now since it opened, the staff are always happy and pleased to help anyone, great hot tub, the layout is spot on and modern bar erea, music is great. the club is very well located and sure it will go from strength to strength, see you soon guys

Date: 27 August 2018

Rating: Fun
Thank you for having us last night, what an awesome venue yous have and the nicest friendly staff, we had such a good night with everyone, we will definitely be back (sorry lol) never felt so relaxed or welcome at a club was amazing xxx

Date: 27 August 2018

Rating: OK
Had a look around last night on the free social night. Was very impressed with the facilities on offer. The place is cavernous. We'll certainly be back.

GandJ x


Date: 27 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
Sooo glad Club Shhh has opened it is firm becoming one of my favourite places to spend a night. The staff are fantastic, fun and friendly and look after you.

The facilities area great lots of fun places to go play or soak or steam as well as a fab social area.

One of the best things though is the fact I can actually be naked and it is encouraged to be yourself here as much as possible.

I will definitely be making regular trips whenever possible especially with all the theme nights that are coming up ;-) keep being awesome guys and see you all very soon xxx Loz xxx


Date: 27 August 2018

Rating: Fun

Was our first visit last night and made to feel so welcome. Well impressed, thankyou xxx


Date: 27 August 2018

Rating: OK
Went last night for the first time, I was nervous as anything but everyone there was nice as pie!. The inside of the club is amazing!..

Date: 26 August 2018

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