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CJ's at the Townhouse

Rating: Fabulous
Attended Fun for All 1/10/22. Excellent as usual. Everyone was having fun and there was a good culture of "no means no" with more than a little naughtiness.

Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Visited Cjs for the first time well the new place as we had been before it moved and loved it so much bigger and so friendly and seen some old faces you may have us hooked again.

That much so we will be there at Halloween see you all there.

H and S xx


Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK
CJ and staff are a welcoming bunch, they will make a first timer or 5 timer welcome, the club is a unique part of the culture of Glasgow. I have been travelling for a while and you won’t get banter and fun like you do at CJ’s ;) xx

Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We attended CJ's at a Fun For All event on the 17th on short notice. We've been before and had lots of fun.

This night was no exception. We met some old friends and some new ones, and N was introduced to the Dungeon for her first flogging session which she enjoyed very much. Thanks to, you know who you are...

CJ is an excellent host, down to earth and anyone thinking of going should go for the experience, even if you are sitting on the fence.

We'll be back again soon. 10/10 as always.


Date: 24 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Went for the first time on the 7th August and although we were extremely nervous, CJ and some of the regulars really out our minds at ease. We enjoyed the social side of it as much as the fun we had in one of the rooms with 2 of the club goers. The rooms were great and cleaned often. The only thing that out is off was the single males following people around. We would love to come back but maybe on couples and single females night.

Date: 24 September 2022

Rating: Fun
Another fabulous night at cjs amazing venue with staff that are always very accommodating friendly and a pleasure to be around plenty of rooms for fun that are always quickly cleaned and open again by the amazing staff definitely worth a visit you will definitely find yourself back time and time again

Date: 24 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
I attended the TV and Admirers evening party on 7/9/22.

Location - good central location, but still discrete behind a big gate in an industrial area. 5/5.

Decor - Sexy, low lighting. Some neon lights. Beautiful, old fashioned architecture. All areas are tastefully decorated and ooze sex appeal. 5/5.

Layout - Downstairs is split across multiple rooms. It would be more welcoming if there was an open-plan lounge. Owners have made the absolute best of the layout of the building, however. 3/5.

Dungeon - As someone who has sampled every piece of equipment, this is expensive, quality kit, and there's enough of it. 5/5.

Playrooms - These are all well decorated and perfectly serviceable. The 40 minute rule is, I think, a necessary evil to stop people utterly taking the piss. A bit big which made me feel like a room hog when it was just me and my meet behind a closed door but this was covered in the Layout section of this review, so I'm not going to penalise again here. 5/5.

Time - parties are not on as long as some other clubs (e.g., a typical Club Play event is 8pm-3am). Three/four hours for a TV event was okay but I felt utterly gutted at hometime because I'd had such a great night. I would gladly pay extra for a longer night. Closing time is incredibly strict compared to some other clubs which remain open up to an hour past closing time where play is still active, allowing people to finish. Being so used to a club with more relaxed rules, this came as a shock to the system on my first visit (I'd previously visited the month before). As a TV my night ended half an hour before the end of the party as I had to get undressed and remove my makeup. 2/5.

Management - very competent with a hands-on, visible, and accessible owner. 5/5.

Clientele - I've heard that CJs is "cliquey" but my experience is the total opposite. The folks at the TV events I've been to have all been lovely and genuine. The afternoon events tend to attract an older crowd though so for a young pup like me I preferred the evening event. 5/5.

All in all, 35/40. Fabulous!



Date: 9 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Visited CJ's for the first time on their TV, CD and Admirers night. The staff and venue are both excellent. The atmosphere is safe and relaxing and I met lots of new friends.

I had a great experience and am looking forward to my next visit.


Date: 8 September 2022

Rating: OK
Started going again a few months ago after a long break. Met some amazing people, was at the masquerade ball last night it was a fantastic night so well organised and managed I always feel so welcome, safe and accepted at cjs

Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: OK
Attended on the 27th! And what a night, lovely friendly club rung by the best bunch of folk. Great chat, great social, amazing fun.

Looking forward to going again.


Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended on Saturday the 20th of august for the first time, what a great place and a brilliant host. We both had a great time and had great fun in the couples room and the voyeur room we look forward to returning in the near future.

Date: 22 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Absolutely loved our 1st visit to the couples/females night. CJ and her staff made us feel more than welcome and comfortable. Got shown around the place upon arrival and the place looks lovely.

We will defo be back.


Date: 15 August 2022

Rating: Fun
Finally got to CJ's, was worth the drive from Inverness, just got back. 15hr round trip. Clean and good to see the staff being proactive that everyone was being respectful. A quite start but when they hotted up, they really hotted up. Thoroughly enjoyed working up a sweat in the couples room!

Date: 7 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Great to finally get back to Cj’s. Stuff were amazing all night and kept checking to make sure no single guys had snuck into the couples room. Definitely the most people we’ve seen playing in that room !

Can’t wait to get back again. Xx


Date: 31 July 2022

Rating: Fun
This was our first club night and right up to the last minute we were making contingecy plans for if we did not enjoy it....well as soon as we arrived they were being blown away. There are many hospitality venues who could learn a thing or two from the team at CJs (and we should know) from the cloakroom to Maggies tour and the staff keeping a polite but careful eye to the wonderful people we met this was a great night. Regulars were so welcoming from the polite smiles to the nervous newbies to the effort to chat and put us at ease-this was great. We took some time to get into the swing (yes,pun intended) but when we did...well a good night was had by all.xx we will be back.

Date: 24 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
My first time and everyone was so nice. Arrived early so could relax and then see how things went. It was sooooo hot in more ways than one. The non judgemental atmosphere really helped. Will definitely visit again.

Date: 24 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
My regular, the place I feel comfortable and at ease to just let the hair down and be surrounded by some really awesome people, well last night night it was hot hot hot and not just talking about the temperature ! If there’s one thing the heat can do is get everyone stripping off all over the place !! It was wet and wild last night and that wasn’t just the weather xx lots and lots of new faces last night but what an amazing atmosphere one of the best nights in ages :) as always I’ll be back lol xx Elle

Date: 24 July 2022

Rating: Fun
We attended CJs twice last week. The first was for the couples and single females night - we usually attend the fun for all evenings but took advantage of being child free. Great crowd, a good laugh and plenty of fun to watch and participate in.

The second visit was our first Greedy Girls afternoon. We were slightly concerned that it seemed an older crowd at first, but then met some lovely gents around our age and had a lot of fun! I think the GG evenings would be better suited to us but as they are Fridays childcare is an issue.

We hope to visit more often and meet more fab people!


Date: 18 July 2022

Rating: OK
We went on Saturday 16th , our first time.

It’s a very nice club, well equipped clean, good size,and nice crowd

But,……. it’s really more like a social club or a bar than a swingers club

There is no “dressing down” that most clubs have, and this makes for a less club feel.

Also there is no locker area to encourage “dressing down”

Also no hot tub, which we think is a great ice breaker.

This may sound a negative review , it really isn’t meant to be, it is a nice club and we would maybe go again if in the area,but it could be very good with a few tweaks.


Date: 18 July 2022

Rating: OK
Absolutely love CJs - have been going for 2 years now and was back last week - it was fun lol - you know who you are hahahaha x Hopfully see you there soon x

Date: 17 July 2022

Rating: Fun
We had a lovely time at the GG/GB party on Wed.Nice to se a larger crowd there after covid etc and she had lots of attention

Date: 14 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Only my second time but like the first it definitely did not disappoint and left me wanting more x.

The GG/GB today was fantastic really well organised and the great people (you know who you) are made it even better.

Definitely coming back.


Date: 13 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Yet again, an amazing night courtesy of CJ and her fantastic team! This was only our second visit but we are already looking ahead through the club dates to see when we can attend another night. C&A x

Date: 10 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Love it here, but really enjoyed couples and single fem night! Man we were so horny it was impossible to get a room until the end but did not stop the oral fun in the cinema room. Thanks to all the staff who are really lovely including the wee lift home. See you soon G&L xxx

Date: 10 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Haven't been in months, but as soon as we walked through the door, we were made to feel super welcome. The club was full of seriously sexy and hot couples playing with each other and all rooms were full. Very attentive staff tidying up as the debauchery rolled through the rooms.

Date: 3 July 2022

Rating: OK
Great venue, great staff, definitely will be returning to the club

Date: 26 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Had an amazing night at cjs for schools out evening karaoke.

Brilliant company and great music with Dj Johnny. Caroline, Michelle and staff do an amazing job xxxx


Date: 26 June 2022

Rating: Fun
Great venue, great staff, definitely will be returning to the club scene after a great and naughty night

Date: 21 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Just had a lovely afternoon here. Our first time but certainly won’t be our last! Great venue spotlessly clean and provide all the necessary items for safe enjoyable play!

Date: 16 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Having been to several clubs south of the border, this was our first trip to Cj’s. We loved it and

will be regulars going forward. Good vibe, warm welcome, great facilities.

See you soon. Xx


Date: 12 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
1st time back at cjs for 4 years and took Moira for her 1st visit.

Caroline as always made everyone very welcome.

What an amazing night we ended up having. Till the next time.


Date: 12 June 2022

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