Need your help getting into swinging

I am inexperienced in swinging and despite being on here for a while now, have yet to meet anyone.

I am looking for someone local-ish, couple or single female, who can help me get into this. I am willing to try most things once but I am not into guy-guy action.

Will consider one-off meets but would also like to find someone I can meet regularly for fun and maybe someone I can socialise with as well.

This is the main thing I'm looking for, if you fit into any of the categories below then that's a bonus!


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Can you help me cross some of these off my wishlist?


1. Sexy Teacher - for the old schoolboy fantasy

2. Slutty Secretary - to bend over my desk for being a bad girl!

3. Older woman - good-looking older women esp. MILFs

4. Large breasts - I want to see them bouncing around!

5. DP a woman - want to try both holes

6. Spitroast a woman - be at both ends of her (obviously not at the same time!)

7. Virgin/inexperienced girl

8. Sloppy seconds - visit me with your pussy already having been stuffed once

9. FMF Threesome - unlikely but this is a wishlist!

10. Woman handcuffed and blindfolded for my pleasure.

Do you want to be any of those? Get in touch if you do!



I'm looking mainly for single females, although clearly at least number 9 requires 2 girls so an FF couple or a pair of really good mates would be needed (or sisters? mother and daughter? not sure how likely those are!) or occasional couples but I am straight so no guy-guy interaction.


Rules:

• You must be willing to use condoms. Unless we become regular fuckbuddies there will be no exceptions.

• I am unlikely to just arrange a meet with someone I've never chatted to or seen. I expect at least a chat on msn/yahoo and a face pic (will give you mine in return).

• Age is not of the utmost importance to me, and for some of those listed above I will require an older lady.

• In most cases I prefer the slim-to-average size ladies (there are a few exceptions and some bigger girls are hot!), as long as you're in proportion you'll probably be right!

• If you cannot accomodate, please indicate if you'd prefer to meet in a hotel (split costs) or outdoors, as I can rarely accomodate.

Any questions, please ask...