'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Space Monkeys Are Attacking!'

I'm the creative type (read frustrated writer) and do so enjoy cam whores begging me to become their "friends" and very strange men who seem to think pulling out their cocks works as an ice breaker...

...Oh and I'm also very sarcastic. No really it's true.

But seriously as a result of the above types I am usually on guard at first but if you're genuine then don't let that put you off, I'm sure most have had to deal with those people more than once, usually it's best just to make fun of them until they go away.


Oh fine then I'll prattle on a bit more. I'm looking for friends and chat primarily (that's chat not cyber, I've done it and quite frankly it makes me sleepy) and not actively looking for anything else, that does not however mean that I'm not open to it.

What it does mean is that unlike a lot of people I'm not the type that can just jump into bed with a stranger (and good for them but it's not how I roll), for me it requires a bit of trust on both sides which is only something that happens after time.