No, I'M....

By *rShinyKnickers OP Man over a year ago

BARRY

FARTACUS!!

...

By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

Been on the beans again?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't fart because I'm a lady

By *oby le roneMan over a year ago

Treorchy

"I don't fart because I'm a lady

Pppfffft fuck off

You wiped your dick in my curtains

By *rShinyKnickers OP Man over a year ago

BARRY

"I don't fart because I'm a lady

No, you pass multicoloured unicorn breath that smells of sweet vanilla ice cream from your butt!

By *arrapsMan over a year ago

port talbot

"I don't fart because I'm a lady

You’re so wrong on two counts..... lady my arse ????

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't fart because I'm a lady

All women say that when you start dating. Then you get hit by one mega fart and her halo slips down and she falls off the lady pedestal

By *oby le roneMan over a year ago

Treorchy

"I don't fart because I'm a lady

All women say that when you start dating. Then you get hit by one mega fart and her halo slips down and she falls off the lady pedestal

MrsP is currently using her halo as a Hula hoop it's fallen so far