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Give Me Your Quote of The Week

By *lasgowHorsey OP Man 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Right folks, lets get the fun n giggles in. Lets have your quote for the week/day posted

Mines is:

"If You Have a Problem With Me, Text Me and If You Don't Have My Number Then You Don't Know Me Well Enough To Have a Problem With Me"

Right folks, hit me with yours

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By *onda Coxor2Woman 2 weeks ago

nosey cunt.

Save trees, eat a beaver.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 2 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it .

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By *ordflash heartMan 2 weeks ago

Motherwell

I’m handcuffed to an idiot.

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By *cta Non VerbaMan 2 weeks ago

Moray

Anythings a dildo if you are brave enough

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By *idKnightMan 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Do you know the difference between theory and reality?

In theory, there's no difference. In reality...

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By *uietbloke67Man 2 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Don't stick your dick somewhere you wouldn't stick your tongue.

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By *pready MercuryWoman 2 weeks ago

lanarkshire

"I hope your next shites a hedgehog"

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By *oreverplayfulCouple 2 weeks ago

motherwell

That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem

All time fave one lol

C x

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By *idKnightMan 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Not my circus, not my monkeys...

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By *ordflash heartMan 2 weeks ago

Motherwell

I wouldna ge you a nod in the desert if I had 9 fucking heeds

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By *urd no1Woman 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

You can’t put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase

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By *otmrmrs2024Couple 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

You can’t polish a shite

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By *imba2021Man 2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

'You cannot fatten your pigs on market day.'

~ Igbo (Nigeria) proverb.

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By *ookie69Man 2 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Before you start pointing fingers

Make sure you’re hands are clean -

Bob Marley

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By *lisa_13Woman 2 weeks ago

Hamilton

Hold on tightly let go lightly

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By *ig TennentsMan 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

If there’s no witnesses Then it didn’t happen

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By *opgoes400Man 2 weeks ago

Livingston

Always face the sun and you will never see the shadows

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By *lasgowHorsey OP Man 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Right folks, lets get the fun n giggles in. Lets have your quote for the week/day posted

Mines is:

"If You Have a Problem With Me, Text Me and If You Don't Have My Number Then You Don't Know Me Well Enough To Have a Problem With Me"

Right folks, hit me with yours"

I’m loving this, some crackers on here to make me smile

Your ghosting me mother fucker, you give us up one more time, I’ll bleed you, real quiet and throw you to the greedy girls gangbang night - tied

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By *pready MercuryWoman 2 weeks ago

lanarkshire

What's done in the dark will get brought to the light

When the grass is cut, the snakes will show

Hurt people hurt people

Nae offence (it's always offensive)

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By *ig TennentsMan 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

If you don’t respect the Dad Bod you’ll never get the Dad Rod

Respect the Mom Rolls to get the Mom Holes

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By *ongdongsilverfuxMan 2 weeks ago

glasgow

If the water's brown, drink it down. If the water's black, put it back.

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By *pready MercuryWoman 2 weeks ago

lanarkshire

If you fall and break your leg don't come running to me

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By *ordflash heartMan 2 weeks ago

Motherwell

If your granny had a pair o baws she’d be your granda

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By *lasgowHorsey OP Man 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike

Still love that - Ginoooo, Ginoooo

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By *pready MercuryWoman 2 weeks ago

lanarkshire

Don't eat yellow snow

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By *ordflash heartMan 2 weeks ago

Motherwell

As weird as a bottle of chips.

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By *lasgowHorsey OP Man 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

As popular as a Rattlesnake in a luckybag Dip

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By *ookie69Man 2 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Peace cannot be achieved by violence, it can only be attained by understanding.

Ralph Waldo Emerson.

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By *assy LassieWoman 2 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

If I wanted the opinion of a prick I would've asked a cactus

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By *oung 48Man 2 weeks ago

ayrshire

The problem with common sense,it ain't very common these days.

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By *oung 48Man 2 weeks ago

ayrshire

I may be alone but I'm never lonely .

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By *coobyABCMan 2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

There's no I in shite....

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By *xiled2013Man 2 weeks ago

Dumbarton/Alexandria

I'd happily throw myself into a wood chipper in the possibility I'd be made into a toilet roll and have the chance to slide between her cheeks!!

Class!!!

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By *reedyKWoman 2 weeks ago

Fife

Nothing changes if Nothing Changes

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By *lasgowHorsey OP Man 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Right folks, lets get the fun n giggles in. Lets have your quote for the week/day posted

Mines is:

"If You Have a Problem With Me, Text Me and If You Don't Have My Number Then You Don't Know Me Well Enough To Have a Problem With Me"

Right folks, hit me with yours"

Madness is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result

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By *mber777TV/TS 2 weeks ago

Ayrshire

This is enough to make you bite yer own arse x

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By *mber777TV/TS 2 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Two sausages in a frying pan, one says it’s fn roasting in here…

Other one says fk a talking sausage x

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed

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By *amierebelMan 2 weeks ago

nae danger.

You can't fix stupid.

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By *ordflash heartMan 2 weeks ago

Motherwell

Upstairs for dancers downstairs for chancers.

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By *ngelkDevilCouple 2 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

I like my people like I like my tea!

In a bag and under water

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By *uctifanoWoman 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Never judge someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes, then you’ll be a mile away AND you’ll have their shoes

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By *ookie69Man 2 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Health is like money,

We never have a true idea of it’s value

Until we lose it.

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By *anny schmellerMan 2 weeks ago

falkirk

We are all made of stardust ******

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By *aylorMan 2 weeks ago

Fife

It takes a clever person to act the fool

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 2 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from drama

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By *mber777TV/TS 2 weeks ago

Ayrshire

"The lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most."

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By *s2andyou2Couple 2 weeks ago

Borders

Never trust a bald barber or a thin butcher

Mrs

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By *ookie69Man 2 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Never marry a tall woman

They lie long in bed

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By *atinagirlWoman 2 weeks ago

Over The Rainbow Next to the Pot of Gold

SARCASM …. because beating the shit out of ppl is illegal

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By *ifeliving85Man 2 weeks ago

aberdeen

"he's a fiscal arsonist"

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By *uperboabyMan 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

About as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike

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By *ookie69Man 2 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

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By *oaming 1Man 2 weeks ago

Ardesier

As much good as mudflaps on a tortoise

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By *uctifanoWoman 6 days ago

Glasgow

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom; for we never know what is enough until we know what is more than enough ~ William Blake

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By *ensualPleasurerMan 6 days ago

glasgow

He who hingeth aboot, geteth hee haw"

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By *ourtandsparkMan 6 days ago

glasgow

If I wanted to listen to an arsehole I would have farted

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By *uctifanoWoman 5 days ago

Glasgow

There are three types of people in the world. Those that can count and those that can’t

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By *utdooryoneMan 5 days ago

Stirling

There's two seasons in Scotland - June and Winter.

- Billy Connolly

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By *ookie69Man 5 days ago

Whistle Dixie

I’m not a singer who happens to play Drums.

I’m a Drummer who just happens to sing a bit

Phil Collins

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By *ane DTV/TS 5 days ago

Glasgow & Surrounds

No such thing as bad weather.

Just bad clothing choices.

Billy Connolly

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By *intiemintieWoman 5 days ago

Scottish Borders

The two most powerful words of childhood..................

I'M TELLING!!!

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By *lasgowHorsey OP Man 5 days ago

Glasgow

Don't hammer a nail in your hand, it's sore

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By *awhide69Man 4 days ago

ayr

Hooray today the first of May outdoor shagging starts today .

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By *arrguy49Man 4 days ago

stevenson

If i wanted to hear an asshole, i'd fart lol

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By *otmrmrs2024Couple 4 days ago

Edinburgh

Summer is my favourite day of the year

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By *ookie69Man 4 days ago

Whistle Dixie

Too many people think that the grass is greener somewhere else, the grass is green, if you water it.

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By *s2andyou2Couple 19 hours ago

Borders

If breathing wasnt a natural bodily function, that man would be fucked.

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By *ookie69Man 19 hours ago

Whistle Dixie

Sometimes you need to catch your breath

Sometimes people take you breath away.

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By *leaseCumAgain96Man 17 hours ago

North Lanarkshire

Can only piss with the cock you've got lol

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By *haifuarMan 17 hours ago

Dumbarton

A frog in a well knows nothing of the sea.

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By *opgoes400Man 16 hours ago

Livingston

He who laughs last laughs n laughs n laughs happy holidays

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By *lexm87Man 13 hours ago

Cumford

With or without VAT?

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By *uctifanoWoman 10 hours ago

Glasgow

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

~ Oscar Wilde

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