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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
feel a bit fruity and want to play,but have a dodgy tum what do you do?
Poo timing I need a man,but I want a healthy belly before I do. Binge watching 'You' on Netflix instead,I'd rather feel flesh. God damn it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You other people are just not taking this seriously. I want sex and company over a glass or two,but that's not going to happen."
I’m sure you’ll find someone on here with a fetish for this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You other people are just not taking this seriously. I want sex and company over a glass or two,but that's not going to happen."
why isnt it? your fine put an ad up. go for it  |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"You other people are just not taking this seriously. I want sex and company over a glass or two,but that's not going to happen.
why isnt it? your fine put an ad up. go for it "
I would,but I'd prefer to not have a dodgy stomach you know it's nit very sexy is it. I'll just wait and maybe have a little play later by myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You other people are just not taking this seriously. I want sex and company over a glass or two,but that's not going to happen.
why isnt it? your fine put an ad up. go for it
I would,but I'd prefer to not have a dodgy stomach you know it's nit very sexy is it. I'll just wait and maybe have a little play later by myself."
we you know your very popular by the way you moved up the hot pics list. so im sure you will have plenty of offers.
hope you feel better.
good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flush it out with a mid-afternoon vindaloo.
Failing that do you have a cork?
A
and that's just made me feel a little bit worse..."
I swear I read that as
"Failing that do you have a fork"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want one of my kinder Bueno ?
It's funny how you can have a dodgy tummy and still finish off a box of chocolates whilst feeling randy."
Your way of using isn't it makes me feel randy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want one of my kinder Bueno ?
It's funny how you can have a dodgy tummy and still finish off a box of chocolates whilst feeling randy."
Was the dodgy tum before or after a box of chocs. Just keep driñking, should be able to forget the tum and the horn after a few too many |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Do you want one of my kinder Bueno ?
It's funny how you can have a dodgy tummy and still finish off a box of chocolates whilst feeling randy.
Was the dodgy tum before or after a box of chocs. Just keep driñking, should be able to forget the tum and the horn after a few too many "
It actually was before the box of chocolates,I'm only drinking water as well as I'm thinking alcohol which just dehydrate me. I don't feel as horny anymore. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018 
Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!"
Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!
Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever   |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"How's the poo timing going? Hope you feel better now  "
My poos are alright I've had a couple today which I don't normally do.
Oh my what has my life come to,it's New year's eve and I'm talking poo on a sex site. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How's the poo timing going? Hope you feel better now
My poos are alright I've had a couple today which I don't normally do.
Oh my what has my life come to,it's New year's eve and I'm talking poo on a sex site. "
What colour is it? |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018
Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!
Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!
Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever "
Right leave it with me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018
Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!
Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!
Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever
Right leave it with me..."
We'll be expecting updates on this. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018
Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!
Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!
Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever
Right leave it with me...
We'll be expecting updates on this."
So will I |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"How's the poo timing going? Hope you feel better now
My poos are alright I've had a couple today which I don't normally do.
Oh my what has my life come to,it's New year's eve and I'm talking poo on a sex site.
What colour is it?"
It's brown,although I didn't scrutinize it to much I just flushed it to poo hell. I'm putting weight with all the crap I'm eating not losing it.
I'm in a bad eating habit at the moment,because I'm eating sweet stuff in the afternoon I then don't want any tea,so yeah not good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018
Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!
Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!
Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever
Right leave it with me...
We'll be expecting updates on this.
So will I "
if you have oil i'll travel |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018
Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!
Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!
Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever
Right leave it with me...
We'll be expecting updates on this.
So will I
if you have oil i'll travel "
And you are how many hours away? |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018
Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!
Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!
Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever
Right leave it with me...
We'll be expecting updates on this.
So will I
if you have oil i'll travel
And you are how many hours away? "
Foxy I think you're just gonna have to move it's not looking good. I failed you. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018
Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!
Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!
Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever
Right leave it with me...
We'll be expecting updates on this.
So will I
if you have oil i'll travel
And you are how many hours away?
Foxy I think you're just gonna have to move it's not looking good. I failed you."
I tried then this fooking building development got in the fooking way! Now I can't sell  |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018
Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!
Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!
Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever
Right leave it with me...
We'll be expecting updates on this.
So will I
if you have oil i'll travel
And you are how many hours away?
Foxy I think you're just gonna have to move it's not looking good. I failed you.
I tried then this fooking building development got in the fooking way! Now I can't sell "
Blooming heck thing's are not good are they,no men and a dodgy building. |
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"meet someone into scat? just in case.
You know what...I'll give that a miss. Do you know any fit men in Aberdeen?"
I only know two fit guys in the whole of scotland, probably forgotten a few others thoughcoz usually scottish men are hot to me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018
Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!
Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!
Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever
Right leave it with me...
We'll be expecting updates on this.
So will I
if you have oil i'll travel
And you are how many hours away?
Foxy I think you're just gonna have to move it's not looking good. I failed you.
I tried then this fooking building development got in the fooking way! Now I can't sell
Blooming heck thing's are not good are they,no men and a dodgy building."
hang on a minute!
no one said anything about a dodgy building. i could be on the job and all that rocking could bring the lot down.
GOOD GOD! i could be killed! |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"meet someone into scat? just in case.
You know what...I'll give that a miss. Do you know any fit men in Aberdeen?
I only know two fit guys in the whole of scotland, probably forgotten a few others thoughcoz usually scottish men are hot to me. "
That two more than me then. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018
Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!
Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!
Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever
Right leave it with me...
We'll be expecting updates on this.
So will I
if you have oil i'll travel
And you are how many hours away?
Foxy I think you're just gonna have to move it's not looking good. I failed you.
I tried then this fooking building development got in the fooking way! Now I can't sell
Blooming heck thing's are not good are they,no men and a dodgy building.
hang on a minute!
no one said anything about a dodgy building. i could be on the job and all that rocking could bring the lot down.
GOOD GOD! i could be killed! "
They have tried to convince me all is safe lol, do you trust them? |
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